(I think it was created in 2017, actually.)
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Woody Woodpecker (2017)


April 3, 2018
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(Channel Awesome logo is displayed, followed by 2018 title sequence)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Remember the nightmare fuel in Son of the Mask? I know, which one?

(Four of such scenes appear around NC: Neuman's face being popped off his head; Tim as the Mask dancing with his face really close to the camera; Baby Alvey's head turning into that of Woody Woodpecker; and a whole bunch of babies with vampire fangs)

NC: (pointing towards Alvey's Woody Woodpecker head) This one.

(The scene is played in full: Alvey's head turns into that of Woody Woodpecker, doing his signature laugh, freaking out Tim)

NC: Imagine that for an hour and a half. Don't want to? I did, (becomes angry) AND YOU'RE GONNA SUFFER WITH ME!

(Footage of the 2017 Woody Woodpecker movie is shown)

NC (vo): Based on the animated character who became a hit in the 40s, (An image of the early Woody from this period is displayed briefly) the Woody Woodpecker movie targets this American icon on its most American audience... (The map of Brazil is displayed) Brazil. No joke, Brazil is where this film premiered, and they didn't even bother with a big-screen release in America; it just went straight to DVD.

NC: I don't know what kind of sign that is, but judging by the ton of people that want me to review this, I'm assuming bad.

(Footage of an 1950s Woody Woodpecker cartoon is shown over the movie footage)

NC (vo): I've no real like or dislike for Woody Woodpecker; he seemed perfectly serviceable for what his character was supposed to be. But from what I'm hearing in this film, there's a definite pecker that needs to be chopped in it.

NC: (grudgingly) Let's see what's good enough for Brazil, but apparently not us. This is The Woody Woodpecker Movie.

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