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'''Todd: '''Now, I already thought of that. So, I told him, well, (''shows Todd's tweet'') obviously, it's about her having bad taste. Bad taste in men/women.
 
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"I listen to mainstream music" Caption: NEEEEEEEEERD
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Todd: Basically, Lorde killed Superman and now we're in some kind of post-pocalyptic dystopian comic instead.
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Lorde: seeooooounds-
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Halsey: graaaaayyyyyyt-
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Todd: Eeeeyyyyooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu.
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Todd: How can you call yourself G-Eazy when there's already a Jeezy? That's a rap name your grandma would come up with!
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this generation's Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake...
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Todd: I will be damned if I let this generation's Britney Spears be G-Eazy!
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'''Todd''': By the way, if any of you idiots tweet this review to her, you're blocked immediately!
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''<blockquote>''Video for "Without Me" ends''</blockquote>''Closing Tag Song: "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" - Paul McCartney''
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'''''THE END'''''
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'''"Without Me" is owned by Capitol Records'''
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'''This video is owned by me'''
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'''''THANK YOU TO THE LOYAL PATRONS!'''''
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Revision as of 06:11, November 19, 2019

Without Me

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Date Aired
February 17, 2019
Running Time
15:57
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Todd plays "Without Me" on the piano.

HALSEY - WITHOUT ME
A pop song review

Todd: Wanna hear a funny thing that happened about a month ago?

Shows video for Halsey - "Bad at Love"

Halsey: I'm bad at love

Todd (VO): Okay, so you know that song, "Bad at Love" by Halsey?

Todd: You know, (singing) I'm bad at love, ooh, ooh

Todd (VO): Yeah, it's a song about all her bad relationships, and in the verses, she goes into them one by one and how they all failed?

Halsey: So I told him that I never really liked his friends
Now he's gone and he's calling me a bitch again

Todd: Well, my buddy, the Rap Critic (shows screenshot of Todd and Rap Critic from Mac and Devin Go to High School), you remember him, a while back, he pointed out she's supposedly so (shows screenshot of RC's Twitter feed) bad at love, but she doesn't do anything wrong in the song.

Halsey: But I never got the chance to make her mine
Because she fell in love with little thin white lines

Todd (VO): You know, it's like, "Well, this guy is a sexist asshole, or this girl I dated had a drug problem." "So, how is Halsey supposedly so 'bad at love' when they're the fuck-ups?" was his question.

Todd: Now, I already thought of that. So, I told him, well, (shows Todd's tweet) obviously, it's about her having bad taste. Bad taste in men/women.


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