He is a god compared to you

He can make anvils out of his teeth

And his poo!

Don't try to cross him

He's made out of awesome

And spare ribs

He's like Jesus Christ but on steroids. (yeaah!)

He's hung like a bear.

This fucker can punch air

In it's balls

His spit is made out of liquid gold


He twisted Satan's nipples while he

Was in a chokehold

He, with just one hand

Punched a hole through Superman

Made him cry

His chest hair saved a nun from danger

Walker, Texas Ranger


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