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Violent Shit 4.0

The cinema snob violent shit 4.0

Release Date
November 7, 2012
Running Time
21:08
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Tagline
aka, "Karl the Butcher Vs Axe," it's the last of the "Violent Shit" series.
Also, come see us in Indianapolis, November 16th-18th for Horror Hound Weekend. We'll be there all weekend with copies of the movie and plenty other stuff!
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OPENING SEQUENCE

The Cinema Snob: Well, thank God election season is over with, and let me be the first to congratulate (Covers his mouth) whoever won. (Uncovers it) This was recorded before election night. (Covers his mouth again) I really hope my guy won. (Uncovers it) But anyway, while many of you out there may be happy that you don't have to sit through any more political ads, I am happy for a different reason, because after tonight, I don't have to sit through any more FUCKING VIOLENT SHIT MOVIES!

Zoom out on DVD covers for the first three, and the fourth added to the bottom

Snob (VO): Maybe whoever did win the election can make it their top priority to tell me why exactly we needed FOUR of these films! (Close-up on the cover of...) And it's called Violent Shit 4.0! Perfect! (Danish DVD cover for...) It shares the same numbering as Die Hard 4.0!

Snob: Am I to assume that this film has also been edited down to a PG-13?

A scene from Violent Shit 4.0 plays out, in which a man has his arm swiftly chopped off, with blood gushing everywhere, and he screams before falling down

Snob: Huh, it hasn't? Well, then, how are the kids gonna get in to see it?

To be continued

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