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Twisted Pair
Release Date
May 25, 2021
Running Time
22:04
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Tagline
Neil Breen is back, and this time it's 2 Neil Breens for the price of one!
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The Cinema Snob: Um, (Raises his finger) two Neil Breens for the price of one? Not only am I signing up for this movie, but I'm mad at myself for waiting this long! This will truly be (Home video advertisement for...) the Oh, God! You Devil of the Neil Breen universe.

Film footage

Snob (VO): Why use clips to tell what the movie is about when you can go straight to the source, (Cut to) the movie's poster? (Zoom in on the plot synopsis) "Identical twin brothers become hybrid A.I., Artificial Intelligence, entities, yet are torn in different directions to achieve justice for humanity."

Snob: Weird. Doesn't sound like a Neil Breen movie.

Close-up on another part of the poster

Snob (VO): That's because it is a Neil Breen film! Show some respect! (Cut back to the synopsis) And awkward placement of the word "entities" there! It reads like notes (A line appears over...) if he crossed out "A.I., Artificial Intelligence," to say twin brothers become hybrid A.I. and-- no, no, I mean entities, there. That's better. (Zoom in on the runtime) And kudos to these posters for always telling us the length1 Okay, 89 minutes. I can do this.

Snob: This is gonna be one CLASSY motion picture!

To be continued

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