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|Row 4 info = [[One Tin Soldier]]
 
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''Todd plays "Treat You Better" on the piano.''
 
''Todd plays "Treat You Better" on the piano.''
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:''Clip of "Mercy"''
 
:''Clip of "Mercy"''
   
'''Todd (VO)''': No, I, I truly despise this kid, possibly more than I hated the young Justin Bieber. Mendes doesn't have Bieber's unforgettable anti-charisma, but he does have this leaden "oh, I'm so sincere" affect that just doesn't fit his shallow, vacant music. It's like he's trying to split the difference between Bieber and Ed Sheeran, which...is just not possible. It's just a disaster in the making.
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'''Todd (VO)''': No, I truly despise this kid, possibly more than I hated the young Justin Bieber. Mendes doesn't have Bieber's unforgettable anti-charisma, but he does this leaden "oh, I'm so sincere" affect that just doesn't fit his shallow, vacant music. It's like he's trying to split the difference Bieber and Ed Sheeran, which...is just not possible. It's just a disaster in the making.
   
 
:''Brief clip of Justin and Ed, backed by Justin Bieber - "Love Yourself"''
 
:''Brief clip of Justin and Ed, backed by Justin Bieber - "Love Yourself"''
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:'''Taylor''': She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
 
:'''Taylor''': She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
   
'''Todd (VO)''': Yeah, yeah, there's definitely a sense of mean girl cattiness to it; a seed that would blossom into the ''[brief clip of "[[The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2015##4|Bad Blood]]"]'' bitchy, thin-skinned prima donna we know today.
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'''Todd (VO)''': Yeah, yeah, there's definitely a sense of mean girl cattiness to it; a seed that would blossom into the ''[brief clip of "[[The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2015##4|Bad Blood]]"]'' btichy, thin-skinned prima donna we know today.
   
 
'''Todd''': But you know what? No, no. This song is way better than "Treat You Better." For one...
 
'''Todd''': But you know what? No, no. This song is way better than "Treat You Better." For one...
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'''Todd (VO)''': ...and now, here's Mendes singing a nice-guy song that is inexplicably a hit, and all the neckbeards will be like, "man, I guess girls really do like nice guys." No, they like ''him'' because he's cute. He could be singing about the importance of checking for gas leaks, and they'd eat it up. It won't work for you.
 
'''Todd (VO)''': ...and now, here's Mendes singing a nice-guy song that is inexplicably a hit, and all the neckbeards will be like, "man, I guess girls really do like nice guys." No, they like ''him'' because he's cute. He could be singing about the importance of checking for gas leaks, and they'd eat it up. It won't work for you.
   
'''Todd''': Don't be spreading these ideas, Mendes, with your [[The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2016##5|stupid, whiny, petty creep anthem]]! We've done so much work, and you could do so much damage!
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'''Todd''': Don't be spreading these ideas, Mendes, with your stupid, whiny, petty creep anthem! We've done so much work, and you could do so much damage!
   
 
:'''Shawn''': Better than he can!
 
:'''Shawn''': Better than he can!
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