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==Introduction==
   
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''Todd plays Eminem ft. Rihanna - "Love the Way You Lie"<ref>#7 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref> on his piano''
   
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'''''WORST SONGS OF 2010 (...?)<br />A year-end review'''''
''Todd plays "Love the Way You Lie" by Eminem with Rihanna on his piano''
 
   
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'''Todd''': Hey, everybody! Guess who's back! And in widescreen, baby! Hey, everyone. It's been awhile, it's good to be back. I know it's...been a little longer than usual since I released a video. It was the Christmas season, wanted to take some time off, recharge a little, focus on my own life a bit. Also I contracted MRSA.
WORST SONGS OF 2010 (...?)<br />A year-end review
 
   
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''Montage of pictures include young boy with description of MRSA, a doctor and nurse working on a patient, another nurse giving a shot, and image of a scalpel cutting a bump. The song is Massive Attack's "Teardrop," best known as the opening theme of ''House'' ''
Todd: Hey, everybody! Guess who's back! And in widescreen, baby! Hey, everyone. It's been awhile, it's good to be back. I know it's...been a little longer than usual since I released a video. It was the Christmas season, wanted to take some time off, recharge a little, focus on my own life a bit. Also I contracted MRSA.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': Yeah, Todd in the Shadows was Todd In the Hospital this Christmas. I spent most of the holiday season fighting off a potentially life-threatening illness. I had about nine different drugs administered to me in about four different spots of my body, plus a CAT scan, plus a horrible procedure which I'm not even going to go into the details of. Trust me, it sucked.
''Montage of pictures include young boy with description of MRSA, a doctor and nurse working on a patient, another nurse giving a shot, and image of a scalpel cutting a bump. The song is Massive Attack's "Teardrop", best known as the opening theme of ''House'' ''
 
   
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'''Todd''': So as I was lying there, IV pumping into my arm, and later recuperating at my parents' house for a week, I was thinking, how did I want to send off 2010? Last year, I did a [[Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2009|Top 10 Worst]] list, but I took a look at Billboard's Top 100 Hits of this year, and if I were to make a completely honest list—and I have no intention of ever doing otherwise—it would probably look something like this.
Todd (VO): Yeah, Todd In The Shadows was Todd In The Hospital this Christmas. I spent most of the holiday season fighting off a potentially life-threatening illness. I had about nine different drugs administered to me in about four different spots of my body, plus a CAT scan, plus a horrible procedure which I'm not even going to go into the details of. Trust me, it sucked.
 
   
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''Video clips with countdown''
Todd: So as I was lying there, IV pumping into my arm, and later recuperating at my parents' house for a week, I was thinking, how did I want to send off 2010? Last year, I did a Top 10 Worst list, but I took a look at Billboard's Top 100 Hits of this year, and if I were to make a completely honest list—and I have no intention of ever doing otherwise—it would probably look something like this.
 
   
''Video clips with countdown<br />#5. Sean Kingston & Justin Bieber - "[[Eenie Meenie]]"
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:'''''#5. Sean Kingston & Justin Bieber - "[[Eenie Meenie]]"'''''<ref>#89 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Sean and Justin: 'Cause shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lover<br />Shawty is a...<br />#4. David Guetta ft. Akon - "[[Sexy Bitch]]"<br />#3. Young Money ft. Lloyd - "[[Bedrock]]"<br />#2. Ke$ha ft. 3OH!3 - "[[BlahBlahBlah]]"<br />#1. Chris Brown ft. Tyga & Kevin McCall - "[[Deuces]]"''
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:'''Sean and Justin''': 'Cause shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lover
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:Shawty is a...
   
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:'''''#4. David Guetta ft. Akon - "[[Sexy Bitch]]"'''''<small><ref>#26 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref> </small>
Todd (VO): Yeah, Chris Brown would've been #1, surprise.
 
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:'''Akon''': Damn, yous a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
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:Damn, yous a sexy bitch
   
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:'''''#3. Young Money ft. Lloyd - "[[BedRock]]"'''''<ref>#13 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Todd: Now obviously, I've already reviewed all these songs, and I'm not particularly interested in repeating myself. But I feel like there's still so much I didn't get to cover over the past year. So, in lieu of an official Worst of 2010 list, I'm gonna take a crack at all the songs which I missed over the course of 2010. Now keep in mind, if I were making an official Worst list this year, all of these songs could've made it on there. So here we go, that's our premise for today. We're counting down...
 
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:'''Gudda Gudda''': And I got her...grocery bag
   
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:'''''#2. Ke$ha ft. 3OH!3 - "[[BlahBlahBlah]]"'''''<ref>#51 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
''Video clip of Cee-Lo Green - "[[The Top Ten Best Hit Songs of 2011|Fuck You]]", which serves as the interlude through the countdown''
 
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:'''Ke$ha''': Blah blah blah
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:Think you'll be gettin' this?
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:Nah nah nah
   
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:'''''#1. Chris Brown ft. Tyga & Kevin McCall - "[[Deuces]]"'''''<ref>#68 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Cee-Lo Green: I'm like, fuck you...
 
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:'''Chris Brown''': Ohohohohohohohoh...
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:''[Distorted]'' Chuck-chuckin' up the ''[normal]'' deuces
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': Yeah, Chris Brown would've been #1, surprise.
Todd (VO): '''The Top 6 Worst Hit Songs of 2010 (That I Did Not Already Review)]]'''.
 
   
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'''Todd''': Now obviously, I've already reviewed all these songs, and I'm not particularly interested in repeating myself. But I feel like there's still so much I didn't get to cover over the past year. So, in lieu of an official Worst of 2010 list, I'm gonna take a crack at all the songs which I missed over the course of 2010. Now keep in mind, if I were making an official Worst list this year, all of these songs could've made it on there. So here we go, that's our premise for today. We're counting down...
Cee-Lo Green: Fuck you and fuck her too
 
   
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''Video clip of Cee-Lo Green - "[[The Top Ten Best Hit Songs of 2011|Fuck You!]]," which serves as the interlude through the countdown''
Todd (VO): #6
 
   
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:'''Cee-Lo Green''': I'm like, fuck you...
''Video for...wait for it...''<br />Enrique Iglesias: Girl please excuse me<br />If I’m coming too strong<br />But tonight is the night...
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': '''The Top 6 Worst Hit Songs of 2010 (That I Did Not Already Review).'''
Todd: Really? This guy's still around?
 
   
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:'''Cee-Lo Green''': Fuck you and fuck her too
''#6. Enrique Iglesias ft. Pitbull- "I Like It"''<br />Enrique Iglesias: Baby I like it<br />The way you move on the floor<br />Baby I like it
 
   
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==#6==
Todd: Good for you, Enrique, but I don't. And I didn't review this song because I never was able to quite place why I didn't like it.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': #6.
Todd (VO): I mean, it doesn't do a whole lot outwardly wrong, it's got a nice chorus, it's bouncy enough, and, in fact, I know a lot of people who said this song was one of the few pop songs they could actually tolerate this year.
 
   
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:''Video for...wait for it...''
Todd: And that's all well and good, but as for me, I despised this song utterly from the very first moment I heard it.
 
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:'''Enrique Iglesias''': Girl please excuse me
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:If I’m coming too strong
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:But tonight is the night...
   
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'''Todd''': Really? This guy's still around?
Enrique Iglesias: My girlfriend's out of town<br />And I’m all alone
 
   
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'''''#6. Enrique Iglesias ft. Pitbull- "I Like It"'''''<ref>#12 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Todd (VO): I'm not sure if I even have any coherent criticism of this song. I mean, it's shallow and plastic and encourages cheating on your girlfriend, but that also describes a number of songs I ''do'' like, so that's not it.
 
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:'''Enrique''': Baby I like it
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:The way you move on the floor
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:Baby I like it
   
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'''Todd''': Good for you, Enrique, but I don't. And I didn't review this song because I never was able to quite place why I didn't like it.
Todd: But I do have a couple observations, I guess I'd call them. The first of which is, and I'm not trying to be offensive here, but Enrique sounds incredibly gay on this.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': I mean, it doesn't do a whole lot outwardly wrong, it's got a nice chorus, it's bouncy enough, and, in fact, I know a lot of people who said this song was one of the few pop songs they could actually tolerate this year.
Enrique Iglesias: ''[high-pitched]'' Don’t stop baby, don’t stop baby
 
   
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'''Todd''': And that's all well and good, but as for me, I despised this song utterly from the very first moment I heard it.
Todd (VO): Whenever I hear this song, all I can imagine is him bouncing around like George Michael back when he was in Wham!
 
   
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:'''Enrique''': My girlfriend's out of town
''As music plays, it is intercut with bits from Wham! - "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"''<br />Oh yes I like it!<br />Screaming like never before<br />Baby I like it!
 
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:And I’m all alone
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': I'm not sure if I even have any coherent criticism of this song. I mean, it's shallow and plastic and encourages cheating on your girlfriend, but that also describes a number of songs I ''do'' like, so that's not it.
Todd: They sampled Lionel Richie...
 
   
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'''Todd''': But I do have a couple observations, I guess I'd call them. The first of which is, and I'm not trying to be offensive here, but Enrique sounds incredibly gay on this.
Lionel Richie: Party, Karamu, Fiesta...
 
   
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:'''Enrique''': ''[high-pitched]'' Don’t stop baby, don’t stop baby
Todd: ...and it's Enrique who sounds less manly in comparison. Amazing.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': Whenever I hear this song, all I can imagine is him bouncing around like George Michael back when he was in Wham!
Enrique Iglesias: No oh oh, oh oh<br />No one can do the things I’m gonna wanna do to you
 
   
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:''Intercut with clips from Wham! - "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"''
Todd: Including Enrique. He can't do them either, he just ''wants'' to.
 
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:'''Enrique''': Oh yes I like it
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:Screaming like never before
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:Baby I like it
   
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'''Todd''': They sampled Lionel Richie...
Todd (VO): Oh no no no, wait. I know where this song ''really'' comes apart. Right...here.
 
   
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:'''Lionel Richie''': Party, Karamu, Fiesta...
Pitbull: Come DJ..That’s my DJ.
 
   
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'''Todd''': ...and it's Enrique who sounds less manly in comparison. Amazing.
Todd (VO): In a world that contains both the Black Eyed Peas and Soulja Boy, I can't call Pitbull quite the worst rapper currently working, but my God.
 
   
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:'''Enrique''': No oh oh, oh oh
Todd: I don't think I've heard him spit two lines that weren't either inane, non-punchlines, gratuitous Spanish, or references to other better rappers.
 
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:No one can do the things I’m gonna wanna do to you
   
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'''Todd''': Including Enrique. He can't do them either, he just ''wants'' to.
Pitbull: Come DJ..That’s my DJ.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': Oh no no no, wait. I know where this song ''really'' comes apart. Right...here.
''Clip from Lil Wayne - "Go DJ"<br />Lil Wayne: Go DJ, that's my DJ''
 
   
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:'''Pitbull''': Go DJ..That’s my DJ.
Pitbull: ...get me in DC<br />Let’s party on the White House lawn<br />Tiger Woods times Jesse James<br />Equals Pitbull all night long
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': In a world that contains both the Black Eyed Peas and Soulja Boy, I can't call Pitbull quite the worst rapper currently working, but my God.
Todd: Brilliant. When you write a song about having fun away from your girlfriend, please include references to men whose lives were utterly destroyed because they cheated on their wives, you numbnuts.
 
   
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'''Todd''': I don't think I've heard him spit two lines that weren't either inane, non-punchlines, gratuitous Spanish, or references to other better rappers.
Pitbull: Pick up Barack and Michelle, let 'em know that it’s on
 
   
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:'''Pitbull''': Go DJ..That’s my DJ.
Todd: By all means, someone contact Barack and Michelle so that they can pass that message along to the Secret Service.
 
   
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:''Clip from Lil Wayne - "Go DJ"''
Todd (VO): Snipers in position, we have a clear shot. Over.
 
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:'''Lil Wayne''': Go DJ, that's my DJ
   
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:'''Pitbull''': ...get me in DC
Todd: Pitbull—he makes the good songs go bad, and the bad songs get worse. Moving on.
 
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:Let’s party on the White House lawn
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:Tiger Woods times Jesse James
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:Equals Pitbull all night long
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'''Todd''': Brilliant. When you write a song about having fun away from your girlfriend, please include references to men whose lives were utterly destroyed because they cheated on their wives, you numbnuts.
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:'''Pitbull''': Pick up Barack and Michelle, let 'em know that it’s on
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'''Todd''': By all means, someone contact Barack and Michelle so that they can pass that message along to the Secret Service.
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'''Todd (VO)''': Snipers in position, we have a clear shot. Over.
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'''Todd''': Pitbull—he makes the good songs go bad, and the bad songs get worse. Moving on.
   
 
''Interlude''
 
''Interlude''
   
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==#5==
Todd (VO): #5.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': #5.
''Video of...wait for it...''
 
   
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:''Video of...wait for it...''
Todd: Now here's a weird thing. I actually liked this song the first time I heard it.
 
   
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'''Todd''': Now here's a weird thing. I actually liked this song the first time I heard it.
Todd (VO): R&B song driven by actual guitar? Awesome. Nice, catchy melody? Great. Song by J.R. Rotem not built around a horribly used sample? Wonderful.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': R&B song driven by actual guitar? Awesome. Nice, catchy melody? Great. Song by J.R. Rotem not built around a horribly used sample? Wonderful.
Todd: I was totally on-board with this song.
 
   
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'''Todd''': I was totally on-board with this song.
Jason Derülo: You'll see a side of love you've never known.
 
   
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:'''Jason Derülo''': You'll see a side of love you've never known.
Todd: Three months later, I could not stand it. Not even a little.
 
   
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'''Todd''': Three months later, I could not stand it. Not even a little.
''#5. Jason Derülo - "In My Head"''<br />Jason Derülo: In my head, I see you all over me.<br />In my head
 
   
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'''''#5. Jason Derülo - "In My Head"'''''<ref>#14 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Todd: What was it that I could no longer take? Who do I blame for the fact that this song soured on me so quickly?
 
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:'''Jason''': In my head, I see you all over me.
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:In my head
   
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'''Todd''': What was it that I could no longer take? Who do I blame for the fact that this song soured on me so quickly?
Jason Derülo: Jason Derülo
 
   
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:'''Jason''': Jason Derülo
Todd: Oh, right. Yes, behind the catchy production and the decent melody, we still have to deal with the mega-talentless man they call Derülo.
 
   
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'''Todd''': Oh, right. Yes, behind the catchy production and the decent melody, we still have to deal with the mega-talentless man they call Derülo.
Jason Derülo: You ain't gonna find a dance with him. No. Oh.
 
   
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:'''Jason''': You ain't gonna find a dance with him, no-oh.
Todd (VO): Like a lot of artists today, Jason Derülo's career is entirely dependent on Auto-Tune; but whereas artists like T-Pain and, yes, Ke$ha use Auto-Tune to enhance their personalities, all it does for Derülo is highlight his lack thereof.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': Like a lot of artists today, Jason Derülo's career is entirely dependent on Auto-Tune; but whereas artists like T-Pain and, yes, Ke$ha use Auto-Tune to enhance their personalities, all it does for Derülo is highlight his lack thereof.
Todd: I mean, there's a reason why Jason Derülo sings his name at the beginning of every song he does—it's because there is no earthly way you would be able to remember who sang it otherwise.
 
   
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'''Todd''': I mean, there's a reason why Jason Derülo sings his name at the beginning of every song he does—it's because there is no earthly way you would be able to remember who sang it otherwise.
Todd (VO): Fresh off of proving he sucked at apologies in "[[Whatcha Say]]", Derülo also proved he sucked at pickup lines with "In My Head". In my line of work as a bad song reviewer, I've come across dozens, maybe hundreds, of bad pickup lines; and I would not dare try to sort through them and pick the worst. However, telling a girl, "I'm totally having dirty thoughts about you right now," has to rank pretty high.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': Fresh off of proving he sucked at apologies in "[[Whatcha Say]]," Derülo also proved he sucked at pickup lines with "In My Head." In my line of work as a bad song reviewer, I've come across dozens, maybe hundreds, of bad pickup lines; and I would not dare try to sort through them and pick the worst. However, telling a girl, "I'm totally having dirty thoughts about you right now," has to rank pretty high.
Jason Derülo: In my head, I see you all over me.<br />In my head, you fulfill my fantasy.
 
   
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:'''Jason''': In my head, I see you all over me
Todd: "In my head, you fulfill my fantasy," is only a line that works on women who are attracted to your pathetically desperate loneliness and utter lack of social skills. It's a statement that's more sad than anything.
 
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:In my head, you fulfill my fantasy
   
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'''Todd''': "In my head, you fulfill my fantasy," is only a line that works on women who are attracted to your pathetically desperate loneliness and utter lack of social skills. It's a statement that's more sad than anything.
Jason Derülo: Get down to business let's skip foreplay.
 
   
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:'''Jason''': Get down to business and skip foreplay
Todd: "Yes," Derülo boldly announces, "I do not like foreplay." What women ''could'' resist?
 
   
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'''Todd''': "Yes," Derülo boldly announces, "I do not like foreplay." What woman ''could'' resist?
Jason Derülo: Some dudes know all the right things to say.<br />When it comes down to it, it's all just game.
 
   
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:'''Jason''': Some dudes know all the right things to say
Todd (VO): So, by implication, ladies, you should get with Derülo—a man who has never said any of the right things and has no game at all.
 
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:When it comes down to it, it's all just game
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': So, by implication, ladies, you should get with Derülo—a man who has never said any of the right things and has no game at all.
Todd: Oh, and another hint for the fellas, straight from Derülo to you—if you really want to impress girls, end every line with a confused yelp. ''[Quick bits of Jason Derülo yelping at the end of each line]'' Ay-oh!
 
   
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'''Todd''': Oh, and another hint for the fellas, straight from Derülo to you—if you really want to impress girls, end every line with a confused yelp. ''[Quick bits of Jason Derülo yelping at the end of each line]'' Ay-oh!
Todd (VO): In the race to replace Chris Brown, Jason Derülo is in the lead with three hits, a fact which is utterly baffling to me. He can't sing live, I doubt his fans can even identify what he even looks like.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': In the race to replace Chris Brown, Jason Derülo is in the lead with three hits, a fact which is utterly baffling to me. He can't sing live, I doubt even his fans can identify what he even looks like.
Todd: He sucks, his singing sucks, his song sucks. Ay-oh!
 
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'''Todd''': He sucks, his singing sucks, his song sucks. Ay-oh!
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:'''Jason''': Going down in my head
   
 
''Interlude''
 
''Interlude''
   
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==#4==
Todd (VO): #4.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': #4.
''#4. Cali Swag District - "Teach Me How to Dougie"''<br />Cali Swag District: Teach me how to dougie<br />Teach me how to dougie<br />Teach me how to dougie<br />Teach me how to dougie
 
   
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'''''#4. Cali Swag District - "Teach Me How to Dougie"'''''<ref>#98 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Todd (VO): Ah yes, the Dougie. The dance craze that's sweeping the nation.
 
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:'''Cali Swag District''': Teach me how to dougie
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:Teach me, teach me how to dougie
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:Teach me how to dougie
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:Teach me, teach me how to dougie
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': Ah yes, the Dougie. The dance craze that's sweeping the nation.
Todd: Is it? I...I don't know. I haven't been to a junior prom in a while—not since they beefed up their security around here. I don't know if...
 
   
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'''Todd''': Is it? I...I don't know. I haven't been to a junior prom in a while—not since they beefed up their security around here. I don't know if...
Todd (VO): ...doing the Dougie is actually a thing or not. Maybe it's this huge, popular trend out there on the dance floors, but...you know what? I doubt it. ''[Images of...]'' The Twist, the Hustle, the Macarena. Those are dance crazes. The Soulja Boy, the Stanky Leg, and the Dougie are not.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': ...doing the Dougie is actually a thing or not. Maybe it's this huge, popular trend out there on the dance floors, but...you know what? I doubt it. ''[Images of...]'' The Twist, the Hustle, the Macarena. Those are dance crazes. The Soulja Boy, the Stanky Leg, and the Dougie are not.
Todd: I mean, maybe I'm wrong. Let me put it like this. "Teach Me How to Dougie" does not make me want to dance. It certainly doesn't make me want to do the Dougie or learn how to do the Dougie.
 
   
Todd (VO): You wanna know how you know it's bad? They don't even teach you how to do the Dougie.
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'''Todd''': I mean, maybe I'm wrong. Let me put it like this. "Teach Me How to Dougie" does not make me want to dance. It certainly doesn't make me want to do the Dougie or learn how to do the Dougie.
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': You wanna know how you know it's bad? They don't even teach you how to do the Dougie.
Todd: You know, I don't demand that dance songs include the steps involved, but the name of the song is "Teach Me How to Dougie." It fails to deliver in a very serious way. As far as instructions go, this is all you get.
 
   
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'''Todd''': You know, I don't demand that dance songs include the steps involved, but the name of the song is "Teach Me How to Dougie." It fails to deliver in a very serious way. As far as instructions go, this is all you get.
Cali Swag District: Put your arms out front, lean side to side<br />They gonna be on you when they see you hit that dougie right
 
   
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:'''Cali Swag District''': Put your arms out front, lean side to side
Todd: So according to the song, as far as I know, ''[demonstrates]'' this is doing the Dougie. I don't know, there's gotta be more to it than that.
 
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:They gonna be on you when they see you hit that dougie right
   
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'''Todd''': So according to the song, as far as I know, ''[demonstrates]'' this is doing the Dougie. I don't know, there's gotta be more to it than that.
''"Dougie Instructional Video"''<br />Lil Wil: ''[to two guys behind him]'' You ready to make your move? It goes like this. Step by step<br />''[Left hand to back of his head]'' My dougie, ''[now right hand]'' my dougie, ''[repeats actions]'' my dougie, my dougie<br />''[Pop the collar]'' I'm fresh, ''[hand behind again]'' my dougie, ''[pop again]'' I'm fresh<br />''[Arms out at side]'' Fly like a motherfucker<br />My dougie, my dougie, my dougie<br />Real, real simple; real, real easy, man
 
   
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:''"Dougie Instructional Video"''
Todd: That's it? Okay, apparently, I am wrong. That is all there is to it. That's a Dougie.
 
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:'''Lil Wil''': ''[to two guys behind him]'' You ready to make your move? It goes like this. Step by step
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:''[Left hand to back of his head]'' My dougie, ''[now right hand]'' my dougie, ''[repeats actions]'' my dougie, my dougie
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:''[Pop the collar]'' I'm fresh, ''[hand behind again]'' my dougie, ''[pop again]'' I'm fresh
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:''[Arms out at side]'' Fly like a motherfucker
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:My dougie, my dougie, my dougie
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:Real, real simple; real, real easy, man
   
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'''Todd''': That's it? Okay, apparently, I am wrong. That is all there is to it. That's a Dougie.
Todd (VO): And that's not even close to what they said in the song either.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': And that's not even close to what they said in the song either.
Cali Swag District: Females be stuck to me, I think they tryin' to glue me
 
   
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:'''Cali Swag District''': Females be stuck to me, I think they tryin' to glue me
Todd: The entire song is how much tail you'll get if you can master the Dougie, and that's all you have to do? Doesn't take a lot to impress girls these days, I guess.
 
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'''Todd''': The entire song is how much tail you'll get if you can master the Dougie, and that's all you have to do? Doesn't take a lot to impress girls these days, I guess.
   
 
''Interlude''
 
''Interlude''
   
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==#3==
Todd (VO): #3.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': #3.
''Video for...''<br />Kid: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you OneRepublic.
 
   
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:''Video for...''
Todd: Oh, I'm not gonna make any fans for this one.
 
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:'''Kid''': Ladies and gentlemen, I give you OneRepublic.
   
  +
'''Todd''': Oh, I'm not gonna make any fans for this one.
''#3. OneRepublic - "All the Right Moves"''<br />OneRepublic: All the right friends in all the right places<br />So yeah, we're going down
 
   
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'''''#3. OneRepublic - "All the Right Moves"'''''<ref>#54 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Todd (VO): OneRepublic is one of those bands that either you like them or you don't care about them. Even for the number of hits they've had, they don't really attract that much attention. Even I'm surprised this is on the list at all, let alone so high.
 
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:'''Ryan Tedder''': All the right friends in all the right places
  +
:So yeah, we're going down
   
  +
'''Todd (VO)''': OneRepublic is one of those bands that either you like them or you don't care about them. Even for the number of hits they've had, they don't really attract that much attention. Even I'm surprised this is on the list at all, let alone so high.
Todd: Granted, I've never liked a single song they've ever released. The music of OneRepublic isn't as pretty ''[image of ''Parachutes'' cover]''as Coldplay, it's not as ''[Eyes Open]'' emotionally intense as Snow Patrol, and it's not as comfortable ''[How to Save a Life]'' as the Fray. On top of that, all of their songs are awfully samey-sounding.
 
   
  +
'''Todd''': Granted, I've never liked a single song they've ever released. The music of OneRepublic isn't as pretty ''[album covers of ''Parachutes'' by...]'' as Coldplay, it's not as ''[''Eyes Open'' by...]'' emotionally intense as Snow Patrol, and it's not as comfortable ''[''How to Save a Life'' by...]'' as the Fray. On top of that, all of their songs are awfully samey-sounding.
''Clip from video for Kelly Clarkson - "Already Gone"''
 
   
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:''Clip from video for Kelly Clarkson - "Already Gone"''
Todd (VO): In fact, frontman Ryan Tedder writes music for other pop stars, and they also all sound exactly the same, ''[MTV news article: "Think Kelly Clarkson's 'Already Gone' Sounds Like Beyonce's 'Halo?' So Does Kelly..."]'' occasionally to the point of controversy.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': In fact, frontman Ryan Tedder writes music for other pop stars, and they also all sound exactly the same, ''[MTV news article: "Think Kelly Clarkson's 'Already Gone' Sounds Like Beyonce's 'Halo?' So Does Kelly..."]'' occasionally to the point of controversy.
Todd: But no, OneRepublic does not really rank high on the outrage meter. So what made me put "All the Right Moves" on here? One reason—this is the only song on the list, or, for that matter, the only song I've ever reviewed, that I have never voluntarily listened to all the way through. Think about that.
 
   
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'''Todd''': But no, OneRepublic does not really rank high on the outrage meter. So what made me put "All the Right Moves" on here? One reason—this is the only song on the list, or, for that matter, the only song I've ever reviewed, that I have never voluntarily listened to all the way through. Think about that.
''Clip from "[[Imma Be]]"''
 
   
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:''Clip from "[[Imma Be]]"''
Todd (VO): Every other song I have ever reviewed—including a few much worse than this—I listened to dozens of times. But this song makes me change the station instantly, and what that probably means is that this song is terrible to me in a not particularly interesting way.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': Every other song I have ever reviewed—including a few much worse than this—I listened to dozens of times. But this song makes me change the station instantly, and what that probably means is that this song is terrible to me in a not particularly interesting way.
Todd: I'm sure some people are gonna say, "no way, you couldn't possibly hate this more than '[[Like a G6]]' or '[[OMG]]'," but I do.
 
   
  +
'''Todd''': I'm sure some people are gonna say, "no way, you couldn't possibly hate this more than '[[Like a G6]]' or '[[OMG]]'," but I do.
Todd (VO): Absolutely nothing about this song works for me—none of the elements seem to match, I don't know why they used a drum beat lifted from what sounds like a Chemical Brothers song or why they allowed Ryan Tedder to spread his horrible falsetto all over the song like so much spoiled mayonnaise. Ugh! ''[Clips from "Apologize" and "Secrets"]'' And at least their other songs built their choruses out of a strong sentiment. I mean, I can feel a lyric like, "it's too late to apologize," or, "I'm gonna give my secrets away".
 
   
  +
'''Todd (VO)''': Absolutely nothing about this song works for me—none of the elements seem to match, I don't know why they used a drum beat lifted from what sounds like a Chemical Brothers song or why they allowed Ryan Tedder to spread his horrible falsetto all over the song like so much spoiled mayonnaise. Ugh! ''[Clips from "Apologize" and "Secrets"]'' And at least their other songs built their choruses out of a strong sentiment. I mean, I can feel a lyric like, "it's too late to apologize," or, "I'm gonna give my secrets away."
OneRepublic: All the right friends and all the right faces, so, yeah, we're going down.
 
   
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:'''Ryan''': All the right friends and all the right faces
Todd: "All the right friends and all the right faces, yeah, we're going down." I just don't know what I'm supposed to do with that. I've never been in a situation where I thought, "All the right friends and all the right faces, yeah, we're going down." I can't relate, is what I'm saying.
 
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:So yeah, we're going down
   
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'''Todd''': "All the right friends and all the right faces, yeah, we're going down." I just don't know what I'm supposed to do with that. I've never been in a situation where I thought, "All the right friends and all the right faces, yeah, we're going down." I can't relate, is what I'm saying.
OneRepublic: Yeah, we're going down.
 
   
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:'''OneRepublic''': Yeah, we're going down
Todd: If you say so, OneRepublic.
 
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'''Todd''': If you say so, OneRepublic.
   
 
''Interlude''
 
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==#2==
Todd (VO): #2.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': #2.
Todd: Now ''here's'' a song I should've reviewed.
 
   
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'''Todd''': Now ''here's'' a song I should've reviewed!
''#2. 3OH!3 ft. Ke$ha - "My First Kiss"''<br />3OH!3: My first kiss went a little like this<br />''[*kiss*]'' And twist. ''[*kiss* *kiss*]'' And twist.<br />Ke$ha: Well my first kiss went a little like this
 
   
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'''''#2. 3OH!3 ft. Ke$ha - "My First Kiss"'''''<ref>#73 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Todd (VO): The continued career of 3OH!3 has to be taken as a bizarre anomaly unexplainable by modern science, and because one collaboration between 3OH!3 and Ke$ha wasn't disgusting enough...
 
   
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:'''3OH!3''': My first kiss went a little like this
Todd: ...why not go for two?!
 
  +
:''[*kiss*]'' And twist. ''[*kiss* *kiss*]'' And twist.
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:'''Ke$ha''': Well my first kiss went a little like this -
   
  +
'''Todd (VO)''': The continued career of 3OH!3 has to be taken as a bizarre anomaly unexplainable by modern science, and because one [[BlahBlahBlah|collaboration]] between 3OH!3 and Ke$ha wasn't disgusting enough...
Todd (VO): Yeah, if the sound of these two bro-posterous fratwads making kissy noises in your ear doesn't make you retch, you have a stronger stomach than I, my friend.
 
   
  +
'''Todd''': ...why not go for two?!
3OH!3: And twist! (My worst kiss went a little like this.) And twist!
 
   
  +
'''Todd (VO)''': Yeah, if the sound of these two bro-posterous fratwads making kissy noises in your ear doesn't make you retch, you have a stronger stomach than I, my friend.
Todd: Yeah, this is pretty awful. For one, it's a song bragging about their first kiss that, for the most part, is set in the present tense...
 
   
  +
:'''3OH!3''': And twist! (My worst kiss went a little like this.) And twist!
Nathaniel: I got you on my lips...
 
   
  +
'''Todd''': Yeah, this is pretty awful. For one, it's a song bragging about their first kiss that, for the most part, is set in the present tense...
Todd (VO): ...indicating that either 3OH!3 are currently in middle school, or they had their first kiss just now, either of which I accept as very real possibilities. Regardless, it's just about the most unattractive song 3OH!3 could have possibly made.
 
   
  +
:'''Nathaniel''': I got you on my lips...
Sean: Lips like licorice, tongue like candy<br />Excuse me miss, but can I get you out your panties?
 
   
  +
'''Todd (VO)''': ...indicating that either 3OH!3 are currently in middle school, or they had their first kiss just now, either of which I accept as very real possibilities. Regardless, it's just about the most unattractive song 3OH!3 could have possibly made.
Todd: Ugh!
 
   
Sean: Kisses like whiskey, it gets me drunk
+
:'''Sean''': Lips like licorice, tongue like candy
  +
:Excuse me miss, but can I get you out your panties?
   
  +
'''Todd''': Ugh!
Todd (VO): Yeah, I like how they felt the need to explain that one to us. Like we couldn't figure it out on our own.
 
   
  +
:'''Sean''': Kisses like whiskey, it gets me drunk
Todd: Hey, 3OH!3, your lyrics are like cheap bottom-shelf vodka—it makes me sick.
 
   
  +
'''Todd (VO)''': Yeah, I like how they felt the need to explain that one to us. Like we couldn't figure it out on our own.
3OH!3: If I had it my way<br />You know that I'd make her say<br />Ooooooooooooooh
 
   
  +
'''Todd''': Hey, 3OH!3, your lyrics are like cheap bottom-shelf vodka—it makes me sick.
Todd: Well, I'm sure you would if you had it your way. I'm sure lots of things would happen if you had it your way, but you don't...
 
   
  +
:'''3OH!3''': If I had it my way
Todd (VO): ...cause you're tools and you're ugly. God forbid you ever do have it your way. If nothing else, this song confirms that 3OH!3 and Ke$ha were absolutely made for each other.
 
  +
:You know that I'd make her say
  +
:Ooooooooooooooh
   
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'''Todd''': Well, I'm sure you would if you had it your way. I'm sure lots of things would happen if you had it your way, but you don't...
Todd: I hope they settle down together in a bizarre three-person marriage that never produces any children.
 
   
  +
'''Todd (VO)''': ...cause you're tools and you're ugly. God forbid you ever do have it your way. If nothing else, this song confirms that 3OH!3 and Ke$ha were absolutely made for each other.
''[*kiss*]''
 
   
  +
'''Todd''': I hope they settle down together in a bizarre three-person marriage that never produces any children.
Todd: Now before we get to #1, here's a few scattered observations on a few other songs which maybe weren't awful, but deserve a couple comments from me anyway.
 
   
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:''[*kiss*]''
''Video for Travie McCoy ft. Bruno Mars - "Billionaire"''<br />Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad<br />Buy all of the things I never had
 
   
  +
==A few scattered observations==
Todd (VO): You know, I've had my problems with Travie McCoy and his band Gym Class Heroes in the past, but listening to his big solo hit "Billionaire", I had to say that this song is simply...
 
   
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'''Todd''': Now before we get to #1, here's a few scattered observations on a few other songs which maybe weren't awful, but deserve a couple comments from me anyway.
Todd: ...sublime.
 
   
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''Videos for...''
''Clip of Sublime - "Santeria"''<br />Sublime: I don't practice Santeria
 
   
  +
:'''''Travie McCoy ft. Bruno Mars - "Billionaire"'''''<ref>#23 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Todd (VO): Well, it rips off Sublime, at least. Next!
 
  +
:'''Bruno''': I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad
  +
:Buy all of the things I never had
   
  +
'''Todd (VO)''': You know, I've had my problems with Travie McCoy and his band Gym Class Heroes in the past, but listening to his big solo hit "Billionaire," I had to say that this song is simply...
''Video for Taylor Swift - "Mine"''<br />Taylor Swift: Oh-oh-oh
 
   
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'''Todd''': ...sublime.
Todd (VO): Oh, my God, Taylor Swift is starting to get on my nerves, especially that "oh-oh-oh" right there. I mean, that just tells you everything you need to know about what she's going to offer. It's gonna be cutesy, emotionally inert, and blandly performed.
 
   
  +
:''Clip of Sublime - "Santeria"''
Todd: You wanna know what that "oh-oh-oh" reminds me of?
 
  +
:'''Bradley Nowell''': I don't practice Santeria
   
  +
'''Todd (VO)''': Well, it rips off Sublime, at least. Next!
Taylor Swift: Oh-oh...
 
   
  +
:'''''Taylor Swift - "Mine"'''''<ref>#46 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
''Clip of video for Debbie Gibson - "Only in My Dreams"''<br />Debbie Gibson: Oh! Oh!
 
  +
:'''Taylor''': Oh-oh-oh
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': Oh, my God, Taylor Swift is starting to get on my nerves, especially that "oh-oh-oh" right there. I mean, that just tells you everything you need to know about what she's going to offer. It's gonna be cutesy, emotionally inert, and blandly performed.
Todd (VO): Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She's 2010's Debbie Gibson.
 
   
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'''Todd''': You wanna know what that "oh-oh-oh" reminds me of?
Taylor Swift: You made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter.
 
   
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:'''Taylor''': Oh-oh...
Todd (VO): Oh, by the way, the only rebellious thing she does in this song is date a college guy. As she is now college-age herself, I fail to see the rebellion in this.
 
   
  +
:''Clip of video for Debbie Gibson - "Only in My Dreams"''
''Video for Taio Cruz - "Dynamite"''<br />Taio Cruz: Get out the way me and my crew, crew, crew, crew<br />I’m in the club so I’m gonna do, do, do, do
 
  +
:'''Debbie''': Oh! Oh!
   
Todd (VO): ''[laughing]'' He's...he's gonna do-do-do-do.
+
'''Todd (VO)''': Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She's 2010's Debbie Gibson.
   
  +
:'''Taylor''': You made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter
Todd: He's gonna doo-doo.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': Oh, by the way, the only rebellious thing she does in this song is date a college guy. As she is now college-age herself, I fail to see the rebellion in this.
''Video for B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams - "Airplanes"''<br />B.o.B: And back when I was rappin' for the hell of it<br />But nowadays we rappin' to stay relevant
 
   
  +
:'''''Taio Cruz - "Dynamite"'''''<ref>#9 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Todd (VO): Aren't you supposed to wait 'til the second album before you start complaining about the pressures of stardom? Next.
 
  +
:'''Taio''': Get out the way me and my crew, crew, crew, crew
  +
:I’m in the club so I’m gonna do, do, do, do
   
  +
'''Todd (VO)''': ''[laughing]'' He's...he's gonna do-do-do-do.
''Video for The Band Perry - "[[If I Die Young]]"''<br />The Band Perry: If I die young, bury me in satin
 
   
  +
'''Todd''': He's gonna doo-doo.
Todd (VO): "If I die young, bury me in s..." Jesus, country music! Emo much?!
 
   
  +
:'''''B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams - "Airplanes"'''''
Todd: Oh, God, and I complain about Taylor Swift selling crappy teen poetry. Next.
 
  +
:'''B.o.B''': And back when I was rappin' for the hell of it
  +
:But nowadays we rappin' to stay relevant
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': Aren't you supposed to wait 'til the second album before you start complaining about the pressures of stardom? Next.
''Video for Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg - "[[Top Ten Best Hit Songs of 2010|California Gurls]]"''<br />Snoop Dogg: Tone, tan, fit and ready<br />Turn it up cause its gettin' heavy
 
   
  +
:'''''The Band Perry - "[[If I Die Young]]"'''''<ref>#92 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Todd (VO): I refused to believe that Snoop Dogg actually wrote his verse for this song. What I believed happened is that they just woke him up, dragged him out of bed, tossed him in the studio, and told him to rap something.
 
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:'''The Band Perry''': If I die young, bury me in satin
   
  +
'''Todd (VO)''': "If I die young, bury me in s..." Jesus, country music! Emo much?!
Todd: It's as good an explanation as anything.
 
   
  +
'''Todd''': Oh, God, and I complain about Taylor Swift selling crappy teen poetry. Next.
''Video for Nelly - "Just a Dream"''<br />Nelly: My lover, my life, my shawty, my wife<br />She left me...
 
   
  +
:'''''Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg - "[[Top Ten Best Hit Songs of 2010##2|California Gurls]]"'''''<ref>#4 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Todd (VO): Wow, Nelly's breakup song is a real tearjerker. My heart just breaks every time he goes, "Uh! Uh! Uh! Hey!"
 
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:'''Snoop Dogg''': Tone, tan, fit and ready
  +
:Turn it up cause its gettin' heavy
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': I refuse to believe that Snoop Dogg actually wrote his verse for this song. What I believed happened is that they just woke him up, dragged him out of bed, tossed him in the studio, and told him to rap something.
Nelly: Uh! Uh! Uh!
 
   
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'''Todd''': It's as good an explanation as anything.
''Video for Maroon 5 - "Misery"''
 
   
  +
:'''''Nelly - "Just a Dream"'''''<ref>#35 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Todd (VO): In the video for "Misery", Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine gets the living crud kicked out of him by a girl over and over again. And the amazing thing is, the more you watch the video, the more you ''want'' him to get the crap beat out of him. Look at that guy. Somebody please run over him with a car. ''[Someone does run over him with a car]'' Thank you.
 
  +
:'''Nelly''': My lover, my life, my shawty, my wife
  +
:She left me...
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': Wow, Nelly's new breakup song is a real tearjerker. And my heart just breaks every time he goes, "Uh! Uh! Uh! Hey!"
Todd: Okay, let's finish this.
 
  +
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:'''Nelly''': Uh, uh, uh (hey!), uh
  +
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:'''''Maroon 5 - "Misery"'''''<ref>#62 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
  +
:'''Adam Levine''': ...fort me, oh yeah
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'''Todd (VO)''': In the video for "Misery," Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine gets the living crud kicked out of him by a girl over and over again. And the amazing thing is, the more you watch the video, the more you ''want'' him to get the crap beat out of him. Look at that guy. Somebody please run over him with a car. ''[Someone actually does so]'' Thank you.
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'''Todd''': Okay, let's finish this.
   
 
''Interlude''
 
''Interlude''
   
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==#1==
Todd (VO) #1.
 
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'''Todd (VO)''': #1.
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:''Live performance of Ke$ha - "[[Tik Tok]]"''
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:'''Ke$ha''': I'm Ke$ha, and this is "Tik Tok."
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'''Todd''': Hi, Ke$ha.
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'''Todd (VO)''': Yes, once again, it all comes back down to Ke$ha. I reviewed Ke$ha's first three singles, I could not find it in me to do one more. It's possible I'll never review a Ke$ha song ever again. I'm tapped. My Ke$ha material has dried up.
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:'''Ke$ha''': Tik tok on the clock...
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'''Todd (VO)''': And, you know, it's not even that I completely hate Ke$ha. My review of "Tik Tok" had me saying more than a few complimentary things about it, and "[[Your Love Is My Drug]]" was nothing spectacular, but it wasn't offensive or anything. I probably shouldn't have even reviewed it. It's just that...she has such a noxious, offensive personality that it stains even her modest successes.
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:'''Ke$ha''': The party don't start 'til I walk in
   
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'''Todd''': Party's over, Ke$ha's here. Aw, she brought all those ugly Mick Jagger-looking guys too.
''Video for Ke$ha - "[[Tik Tok]]"''<br />Ke$ha: I'm Ke$ha, and this is "Tik Tok"
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': But yeah, after three reviews, I had nothing left in me.
Todd: Hi, Ke$ha.
 
   
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'''Todd''': But...oh, viewer...I deeply wished I had had the strength to do another because then she released her fourth single, and my brain just collapsed.
Todd (VO): Yes, once again, it all comes back down to Ke$ha. I reviewed Ke$ha's first three singles, I could not find it in me to do one more. It's possible I'll never review a Ke$ha song ever again. I'm tapped. My Ke$ha material has dried up.
 
   
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:''[Video for...]''
Ke$ha: Tik tok on the clock...
 
  +
:'''Ke$ha''': There's a place downtown
  +
:Where the freaks all come around
  +
:It's a hole in the wall
  +
:It's a dirty free-for-all
   
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''[Todd facepalms]''
Todd (VO): And, you know, it's not even that I completely hate Ke$ha. My review of "Tik Tok" had me saying more than a few complimentary things about it, and "[[Your Love Is My Drug]]" was nothing spectacular, but it wasn't offensive or anything. I probably shouldn't have even reviewed it. It's just that...she has such a noxious, offensive personality that it stains even her modest successes.
 
   
  +
'''''#1. Ke$ha - "Take It Off"'''''<ref>#59 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Ke$ha: The party don't start 'til I walk in.
 
   
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:'''Ke$ha''': There's a place I know
Todd: Party's over, Ke$ha's here. Aw, she brought all those ugly Mick Jagger-looking guys too.
 
  +
:If you're looking for a show
  +
:Where they go hardcore
  +
:And there's glitter on the floor
   
  +
'''Todd (VO)''': I couldn't do it. If I had tried to do a full review of this song, it would have been nothing but me screaming like Rain Man near a hot bath.
Todd (VO): But yeah, after three reviews, I had nothing left in me.
 
   
  +
:''Clip from ''Rain Man'', with Dustin Hoffman screaming''
Todd: But...oh, viewer...I deeply wished I had had the strength to do another because then she released her fourth single, and my brain just collapsed.
 
   
  +
:'''Ke$ha''': There's a place downtown
''#1. Ke$ha - "Take It Off"''<br />Ke$ha: There's a place downtown,<br />Where the freaks all come around.<br />It's a hole in the wall.<br />It's a dirty free for all.<br />There's a place I know<br />If you're looking for a show.<br />Where they go hardcore<br />And there's glitter on the floor.
 
  +
:Where the freaks all come around
   
  +
'''Todd''': Whoa, whoa, what do you say about that? She's literally taunting you with how awful her music is. I mean, that's what that melody is. ''Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah''-- It's a playground taunt.
Todd (VO): I couldn't do it. If I had tried to do a full review of this song, it would have been nothing but me screaming like Rain Man near a hot bath.
 
   
  +
'''Todd (VO)''': When I first heard it, I thought she was taunting people for not partying as much as she does. Now that I listen to it again though, I think it's trying to shame people ''for'' partying. If Ke$ha's music is supposedly half-parody, which I keep hearing, then that's the target of ridicule—you, for having fun. If you try and have any fun while this song is on, it will taunt you for being as shallow and vacant as Ke$ha herself.
''Clip from ''Rain Man'', with Dustin Hoffman screaming''
 
   
  +
:'''Ke$ha''': Everybody breakin' bottles
Ke$ha: There's a place downtown,<br />Where the freaks all come around.
 
  +
:It's a filthy hot mess
   
  +
'''Todd''': Well, if nothing else, this song quite ably answers the question—what do you say to someone if they try to put this song on?
Todd: Whoa, whoa, what are you saying about that? She's literally taunting you with how awful her music is. I mean, that's what that melody is. ''Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah'' It's a playground taunt.
 
   
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:'''Ke$ha''': TAKE IT OFF!
Todd (VO): When I first heard it, I thought she was taunting people for not partying as much as she does. Now that I listen to it again though, I think it's trying to shame people ''for'' partying. If Ke$ha's music is supposedly half-parody, which I keep hearing, then that's the target of ridicule—you, for having fun. If you try and have any fun while this song is on, it will taunt you for being as shallow and vacant as Ke$ha herself.
 
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:Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
   
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'''Todd''': You take that off right now, or God help me, there will be bloodshed.
Ke$ha: Everybody breakin' bottles<br />It's a filthy hot mess.
 
   
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'''Todd (VO)''': Ke$ha's such a limited personality. She shouldn't have even ''had'' four singles. She's got five now.
Todd: Well, if nothing else, this song quite ably answers the question—what do you say to someone if they try to put this song on?
 
   
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'''Todd''': Oh, God help us all. Let's hope for better in 2011.
Ke$ha: TAKE IT OFF!<br />Right now! TAKE IT OFF!
 
   
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''Video ends''
Todd: You take that off right now, or God help me, there will be bloodshed.
 
   
Todd (VO): Ke$ha's such a limited personality. She shouldn't have even ''had'' four singles. She's got five now.
 
   
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''Closing tag song: Sara Bareilles - "King of Anything"''<ref>#95 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>
Todd: Oh, God help us all. Let's hope for better in 2011.
 
   
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'''''THE END<br />Best song I reviewed this year: "[[Bad Romance]]"<ref>#8 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref><br />Most overrated song I reviewed: "[[Telephone]]"<ref>#16 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100</ref>'''''
   
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''Closing tag song: Sara Bareilles - "King of Anything"''
 
   
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Top 6 Worst Songs of 2010 (I Didn't Already Cover)

Top 6 Worst Songs of 2010 by the butterfly

Date Aired
January 9th, 2011
Running Time
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Introduction

Todd plays Eminem ft. Rihanna - "Love the Way You Lie"[1] on his piano

WORST SONGS OF 2010 (...?)
A year-end review

Todd: Hey, everybody! Guess who's back! And in widescreen, baby! Hey, everyone. It's been awhile, it's good to be back. I know it's...been a little longer than usual since I released a video. It was the Christmas season, wanted to take some time off, recharge a little, focus on my own life a bit. Also I contracted MRSA.

Montage of pictures include young boy with description of MRSA, a doctor and nurse working on a patient, another nurse giving a shot, and image of a scalpel cutting a bump. The song is Massive Attack's "Teardrop," best known as the opening theme of House

Todd (VO): Yeah, Todd in the Shadows was Todd In the Hospital this Christmas. I spent most of the holiday season fighting off a potentially life-threatening illness. I had about nine different drugs administered to me in about four different spots of my body, plus a CAT scan, plus a horrible procedure which I'm not even going to go into the details of. Trust me, it sucked.

Todd: So as I was lying there, IV pumping into my arm, and later recuperating at my parents' house for a week, I was thinking, how did I want to send off 2010? Last year, I did a Top 10 Worst list, but I took a look at Billboard's Top 100 Hits of this year, and if I were to make a completely honest list—and I have no intention of ever doing otherwise—it would probably look something like this.

Video clips with countdown

#5. Sean Kingston & Justin Bieber - "Eenie Meenie"[2]
Sean and Justin: 'Cause shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lover
Shawty is a...
#4. David Guetta ft. Akon - "Sexy Bitch"[3]
Akon: Damn, yous a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn, yous a sexy bitch
#3. Young Money ft. Lloyd - "BedRock"[4]
Gudda Gudda: And I got her...grocery bag
#2. Ke$ha ft. 3OH!3 - "BlahBlahBlah"[5]
Ke$ha: Blah blah blah
Think you'll be gettin' this?
Nah nah nah
#1. Chris Brown ft. Tyga & Kevin McCall - "Deuces"[6]
Chris Brown: Ohohohohohohohoh...
[Distorted] Chuck-chuckin' up the [normal] deuces

Todd (VO): Yeah, Chris Brown would've been #1, surprise.

Todd: Now obviously, I've already reviewed all these songs, and I'm not particularly interested in repeating myself. But I feel like there's still so much I didn't get to cover over the past year. So, in lieu of an official Worst of 2010 list, I'm gonna take a crack at all the songs which I missed over the course of 2010. Now keep in mind, if I were making an official Worst list this year, all of these songs could've made it on there. So here we go, that's our premise for today. We're counting down...

Video clip of Cee-Lo Green - "Fuck You!," which serves as the interlude through the countdown

Cee-Lo Green: I'm like, fuck you...

Todd (VO): The Top 6 Worst Hit Songs of 2010 (That I Did Not Already Review).

Cee-Lo Green: Fuck you and fuck her too

#6

Todd (VO): #6.

Video for...wait for it...
Enrique Iglesias: Girl please excuse me
If I’m coming too strong
But tonight is the night...

Todd: Really? This guy's still around?

#6. Enrique Iglesias ft. Pitbull- "I Like It"[7]

Enrique: Baby I like it
The way you move on the floor
Baby I like it

Todd: Good for you, Enrique, but I don't. And I didn't review this song because I never was able to quite place why I didn't like it.

Todd (VO): I mean, it doesn't do a whole lot outwardly wrong, it's got a nice chorus, it's bouncy enough, and, in fact, I know a lot of people who said this song was one of the few pop songs they could actually tolerate this year.

Todd: And that's all well and good, but as for me, I despised this song utterly from the very first moment I heard it.

Enrique: My girlfriend's out of town
And I’m all alone

Todd (VO): I'm not sure if I even have any coherent criticism of this song. I mean, it's shallow and plastic and encourages cheating on your girlfriend, but that also describes a number of songs I do like, so that's not it.

Todd: But I do have a couple observations, I guess I'd call them. The first of which is, and I'm not trying to be offensive here, but Enrique sounds incredibly gay on this.

Enrique: [high-pitched] Don’t stop baby, don’t stop baby

Todd (VO): Whenever I hear this song, all I can imagine is him bouncing around like George Michael back when he was in Wham!

Intercut with clips from Wham! - "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
Enrique: Oh yes I like it
Screaming like never before
Baby I like it

Todd: They sampled Lionel Richie...

Lionel Richie: Party, Karamu, Fiesta...

Todd: ...and it's Enrique who sounds less manly in comparison. Amazing.

Enrique: No oh oh, oh oh
No one can do the things I’m gonna wanna do to you

Todd: Including Enrique. He can't do them either, he just wants to.

Todd (VO): Oh no no no, wait. I know where this song really comes apart. Right...here.

Pitbull: Go DJ..That’s my DJ.

Todd (VO): In a world that contains both the Black Eyed Peas and Soulja Boy, I can't call Pitbull quite the worst rapper currently working, but my God.

Todd: I don't think I've heard him spit two lines that weren't either inane, non-punchlines, gratuitous Spanish, or references to other better rappers.

Pitbull: Go DJ..That’s my DJ.
Clip from Lil Wayne - "Go DJ"
Lil Wayne: Go DJ, that's my DJ
Pitbull: ...get me in DC
Let’s party on the White House lawn
Tiger Woods times Jesse James
Equals Pitbull all night long

Todd: Brilliant. When you write a song about having fun away from your girlfriend, please include references to men whose lives were utterly destroyed because they cheated on their wives, you numbnuts.

Pitbull: Pick up Barack and Michelle, let 'em know that it’s on

Todd: By all means, someone contact Barack and Michelle so that they can pass that message along to the Secret Service.

Todd (VO): Snipers in position, we have a clear shot. Over.

Todd: Pitbull—he makes the good songs go bad, and the bad songs get worse. Moving on.

Interlude

#5

Todd (VO): #5.

Video of...wait for it...

Todd: Now here's a weird thing. I actually liked this song the first time I heard it.

Todd (VO): R&B song driven by actual guitar? Awesome. Nice, catchy melody? Great. Song by J.R. Rotem not built around a horribly used sample? Wonderful.

Todd: I was totally on-board with this song.

Jason Derülo: You'll see a side of love you've never known.

Todd: Three months later, I could not stand it. Not even a little.

#5. Jason Derülo - "In My Head"[8]

Jason: In my head, I see you all over me.
In my head

Todd: What was it that I could no longer take? Who do I blame for the fact that this song soured on me so quickly?

Jason: Jason Derülo

Todd: Oh, right. Yes, behind the catchy production and the decent melody, we still have to deal with the mega-talentless man they call Derülo.

Jason: You ain't gonna find a dance with him, no-oh.

Todd (VO): Like a lot of artists today, Jason Derülo's career is entirely dependent on Auto-Tune; but whereas artists like T-Pain and, yes, Ke$ha use Auto-Tune to enhance their personalities, all it does for Derülo is highlight his lack thereof.

Todd: I mean, there's a reason why Jason Derülo sings his name at the beginning of every song he does—it's because there is no earthly way you would be able to remember who sang it otherwise.

Todd (VO): Fresh off of proving he sucked at apologies in "Whatcha Say," Derülo also proved he sucked at pickup lines with "In My Head." In my line of work as a bad song reviewer, I've come across dozens, maybe hundreds, of bad pickup lines; and I would not dare try to sort through them and pick the worst. However, telling a girl, "I'm totally having dirty thoughts about you right now," has to rank pretty high.

Jason: In my head, I see you all over me
In my head, you fulfill my fantasy

Todd: "In my head, you fulfill my fantasy," is only a line that works on women who are attracted to your pathetically desperate loneliness and utter lack of social skills. It's a statement that's more sad than anything.

Jason: Get down to business and skip foreplay

Todd: "Yes," Derülo boldly announces, "I do not like foreplay." What woman could resist?

Jason: Some dudes know all the right things to say
When it comes down to it, it's all just game

Todd (VO): So, by implication, ladies, you should get with Derülo—a man who has never said any of the right things and has no game at all.

Todd: Oh, and another hint for the fellas, straight from Derülo to you—if you really want to impress girls, end every line with a confused yelp. [Quick bits of Jason Derülo yelping at the end of each line] Ay-oh!

Todd (VO): In the race to replace Chris Brown, Jason Derülo is in the lead with three hits, a fact which is utterly baffling to me. He can't sing live, I doubt even his fans can identify what he even looks like.

Todd: He sucks, his singing sucks, his song sucks. Ay-oh!

Jason: Going down in my head

Interlude

#4

Todd (VO): #4.

#4. Cali Swag District - "Teach Me How to Dougie"[9]

Cali Swag District: Teach me how to dougie
Teach me, teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me, teach me how to dougie

Todd (VO): Ah yes, the Dougie. The dance craze that's sweeping the nation.

Todd: Is it? I...I don't know. I haven't been to a junior prom in a while—not since they beefed up their security around here. I don't know if...

Todd (VO): ...doing the Dougie is actually a thing or not. Maybe it's this huge, popular trend out there on the dance floors, but...you know what? I doubt it. [Images of...] The Twist, the Hustle, the Macarena. Those are dance crazes. The Soulja Boy, the Stanky Leg, and the Dougie are not.

Todd: I mean, maybe I'm wrong. Let me put it like this. "Teach Me How to Dougie" does not make me want to dance. It certainly doesn't make me want to do the Dougie or learn how to do the Dougie.

Todd (VO): You wanna know how you know it's bad? They don't even teach you how to do the Dougie.

Todd: You know, I don't demand that dance songs include the steps involved, but the name of the song is "Teach Me How to Dougie." It fails to deliver in a very serious way. As far as instructions go, this is all you get.

Cali Swag District: Put your arms out front, lean side to side
They gonna be on you when they see you hit that dougie right

Todd: So according to the song, as far as I know, [demonstrates] this is doing the Dougie. I don't know, there's gotta be more to it than that.

"Dougie Instructional Video"
Lil Wil: [to two guys behind him] You ready to make your move? It goes like this. Step by step
[Left hand to back of his head] My dougie, [now right hand] my dougie, [repeats actions] my dougie, my dougie
[Pop the collar] I'm fresh, [hand behind again] my dougie, [pop again] I'm fresh
[Arms out at side] Fly like a motherfucker
My dougie, my dougie, my dougie
Real, real simple; real, real easy, man

Todd: That's it? Okay, apparently, I am wrong. That is all there is to it. That's a Dougie.

Todd (VO): And that's not even close to what they said in the song either.

Cali Swag District: Females be stuck to me, I think they tryin' to glue me

Todd: The entire song is how much tail you'll get if you can master the Dougie, and that's all you have to do? Doesn't take a lot to impress girls these days, I guess.

Interlude

#3

Todd (VO): #3.

Video for...
Kid: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you OneRepublic.

Todd: Oh, I'm not gonna make any fans for this one.

#3. OneRepublic - "All the Right Moves"[10]

Ryan Tedder: All the right friends in all the right places
So yeah, we're going down

Todd (VO): OneRepublic is one of those bands that either you like them or you don't care about them. Even for the number of hits they've had, they don't really attract that much attention. Even I'm surprised this is on the list at all, let alone so high.

Todd: Granted, I've never liked a single song they've ever released. The music of OneRepublic isn't as pretty [album covers of Parachutes by...] as Coldplay, it's not as [Eyes Open by...] emotionally intense as Snow Patrol, and it's not as comfortable [How to Save a Life by...] as the Fray. On top of that, all of their songs are awfully samey-sounding.

Clip from video for Kelly Clarkson - "Already Gone"

Todd (VO): In fact, frontman Ryan Tedder writes music for other pop stars, and they also all sound exactly the same, [MTV news article: "Think Kelly Clarkson's 'Already Gone' Sounds Like Beyonce's 'Halo?' So Does Kelly..."] occasionally to the point of controversy.

Todd: But no, OneRepublic does not really rank high on the outrage meter. So what made me put "All the Right Moves" on here? One reason—this is the only song on the list, or, for that matter, the only song I've ever reviewed, that I have never voluntarily listened to all the way through. Think about that.

Clip from "Imma Be"

Todd (VO): Every other song I have ever reviewed—including a few much worse than this—I listened to dozens of times. But this song makes me change the station instantly, and what that probably means is that this song is terrible to me in a not particularly interesting way.

Todd: I'm sure some people are gonna say, "no way, you couldn't possibly hate this more than 'Like a G6' or 'OMG'," but I do.

Todd (VO): Absolutely nothing about this song works for me—none of the elements seem to match, I don't know why they used a drum beat lifted from what sounds like a Chemical Brothers song or why they allowed Ryan Tedder to spread his horrible falsetto all over the song like so much spoiled mayonnaise. Ugh! [Clips from "Apologize" and "Secrets"] And at least their other songs built their choruses out of a strong sentiment. I mean, I can feel a lyric like, "it's too late to apologize," or, "I'm gonna give my secrets away."

Ryan: All the right friends and all the right faces
So yeah, we're going down

Todd: "All the right friends and all the right faces, yeah, we're going down." I just don't know what I'm supposed to do with that. I've never been in a situation where I thought, "All the right friends and all the right faces, yeah, we're going down." I can't relate, is what I'm saying.

OneRepublic: Yeah, we're going down

Todd: If you say so, OneRepublic.

Interlude

#2

Todd (VO): #2.

Todd: Now here's a song I should've reviewed!

#2. 3OH!3 ft. Ke$ha - "My First Kiss"[11]

3OH!3: My first kiss went a little like this
[*kiss*] And twist. [*kiss* *kiss*] And twist.
Ke$ha: Well my first kiss went a little like this -

Todd (VO): The continued career of 3OH!3 has to be taken as a bizarre anomaly unexplainable by modern science, and because one collaboration between 3OH!3 and Ke$ha wasn't disgusting enough...

Todd: ...why not go for two?!

Todd (VO): Yeah, if the sound of these two bro-posterous fratwads making kissy noises in your ear doesn't make you retch, you have a stronger stomach than I, my friend.

3OH!3: And twist! (My worst kiss went a little like this.) And twist!

Todd: Yeah, this is pretty awful. For one, it's a song bragging about their first kiss that, for the most part, is set in the present tense...

Nathaniel: I got you on my lips...

Todd (VO): ...indicating that either 3OH!3 are currently in middle school, or they had their first kiss just now, either of which I accept as very real possibilities. Regardless, it's just about the most unattractive song 3OH!3 could have possibly made.

Sean: Lips like licorice, tongue like candy
Excuse me miss, but can I get you out your panties?

Todd: Ugh!

Sean: Kisses like whiskey, it gets me drunk

Todd (VO): Yeah, I like how they felt the need to explain that one to us. Like we couldn't figure it out on our own.

Todd: Hey, 3OH!3, your lyrics are like cheap bottom-shelf vodka—it makes me sick.

3OH!3: If I had it my way
You know that I'd make her say
Ooooooooooooooh

Todd: Well, I'm sure you would if you had it your way. I'm sure lots of things would happen if you had it your way, but you don't...

Todd (VO): ...cause you're tools and you're ugly. God forbid you ever do have it your way. If nothing else, this song confirms that 3OH!3 and Ke$ha were absolutely made for each other.

Todd: I hope they settle down together in a bizarre three-person marriage that never produces any children.

[*kiss*]

A few scattered observations

Todd: Now before we get to #1, here's a few scattered observations on a few other songs which maybe weren't awful, but deserve a couple comments from me anyway.

Videos for...

Travie McCoy ft. Bruno Mars - "Billionaire"[12]
Bruno: I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad
Buy all of the things I never had

Todd (VO): You know, I've had my problems with Travie McCoy and his band Gym Class Heroes in the past, but listening to his big solo hit "Billionaire," I had to say that this song is simply...

Todd: ...sublime.

Clip of Sublime - "Santeria"
Bradley Nowell: I don't practice Santeria

Todd (VO): Well, it rips off Sublime, at least. Next!

Taylor Swift - "Mine"[13]
Taylor: Oh-oh-oh

Todd (VO): Oh, my God, Taylor Swift is starting to get on my nerves, especially that "oh-oh-oh" right there. I mean, that just tells you everything you need to know about what she's going to offer. It's gonna be cutesy, emotionally inert, and blandly performed.

Todd: You wanna know what that "oh-oh-oh" reminds me of?

Taylor: Oh-oh...
Clip of video for Debbie Gibson - "Only in My Dreams"
Debbie: Oh! Oh!

Todd (VO): Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She's 2010's Debbie Gibson.

Taylor: You made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter

Todd (VO): Oh, by the way, the only rebellious thing she does in this song is date a college guy. As she is now college-age herself, I fail to see the rebellion in this.

Taio Cruz - "Dynamite"[14]
Taio: Get out the way me and my crew, crew, crew, crew
I’m in the club so I’m gonna do, do, do, do

Todd (VO): [laughing] He's...he's gonna do-do-do-do.

Todd: He's gonna doo-doo.

B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams - "Airplanes"
B.o.B: And back when I was rappin' for the hell of it
But nowadays we rappin' to stay relevant

Todd (VO): Aren't you supposed to wait 'til the second album before you start complaining about the pressures of stardom? Next.

The Band Perry - "If I Die Young"[15]
The Band Perry: If I die young, bury me in satin

Todd (VO): "If I die young, bury me in s..." Jesus, country music! Emo much?!

Todd: Oh, God, and I complain about Taylor Swift selling crappy teen poetry. Next.

Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg - "California Gurls"[16]
Snoop Dogg: Tone, tan, fit and ready
Turn it up cause its gettin' heavy

Todd (VO): I refuse to believe that Snoop Dogg actually wrote his verse for this song. What I believed happened is that they just woke him up, dragged him out of bed, tossed him in the studio, and told him to rap something.

Todd: It's as good an explanation as anything.

Nelly - "Just a Dream"[17]
Nelly: My lover, my life, my shawty, my wife
She left me...

Todd (VO): Wow, Nelly's new breakup song is a real tearjerker. And my heart just breaks every time he goes, "Uh! Uh! Uh! Hey!"

Nelly: Uh, uh, uh (hey!), uh
Maroon 5 - "Misery"[18]
Adam Levine: ...fort me, oh yeah

Todd (VO): In the video for "Misery," Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine gets the living crud kicked out of him by a girl over and over again. And the amazing thing is, the more you watch the video, the more you want him to get the crap beat out of him. Look at that guy. Somebody please run over him with a car. [Someone actually does so] Thank you.

Todd: Okay, let's finish this.

Interlude

#1

Todd (VO): #1.

Live performance of Ke$ha - "Tik Tok"
Ke$ha: I'm Ke$ha, and this is "Tik Tok."

Todd: Hi, Ke$ha.

Todd (VO): Yes, once again, it all comes back down to Ke$ha. I reviewed Ke$ha's first three singles, I could not find it in me to do one more. It's possible I'll never review a Ke$ha song ever again. I'm tapped. My Ke$ha material has dried up.

Ke$ha: Tik tok on the clock...

Todd (VO): And, you know, it's not even that I completely hate Ke$ha. My review of "Tik Tok" had me saying more than a few complimentary things about it, and "Your Love Is My Drug" was nothing spectacular, but it wasn't offensive or anything. I probably shouldn't have even reviewed it. It's just that...she has such a noxious, offensive personality that it stains even her modest successes.

Ke$ha: The party don't start 'til I walk in

Todd: Party's over, Ke$ha's here. Aw, she brought all those ugly Mick Jagger-looking guys too.

Todd (VO): But yeah, after three reviews, I had nothing left in me.

Todd: But...oh, viewer...I deeply wished I had had the strength to do another because then she released her fourth single, and my brain just collapsed.

[Video for...]
Ke$ha: There's a place downtown
Where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall
It's a dirty free-for-all

[Todd facepalms]

#1. Ke$ha - "Take It Off"[19]

Ke$ha: There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor

Todd (VO): I couldn't do it. If I had tried to do a full review of this song, it would have been nothing but me screaming like Rain Man near a hot bath.

Clip from Rain Man, with Dustin Hoffman screaming
Ke$ha: There's a place downtown
Where the freaks all come around

Todd: Whoa, whoa, what do you say about that? She's literally taunting you with how awful her music is. I mean, that's what that melody is. Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-- It's a playground taunt.

Todd (VO): When I first heard it, I thought she was taunting people for not partying as much as she does. Now that I listen to it again though, I think it's trying to shame people for partying. If Ke$ha's music is supposedly half-parody, which I keep hearing, then that's the target of ridicule—you, for having fun. If you try and have any fun while this song is on, it will taunt you for being as shallow and vacant as Ke$ha herself.

Ke$ha: Everybody breakin' bottles
It's a filthy hot mess

Todd: Well, if nothing else, this song quite ably answers the question—what do you say to someone if they try to put this song on?

Ke$ha: TAKE IT OFF!
Right now! TAKE IT OFF!

Todd: You take that off right now, or God help me, there will be bloodshed.

Todd (VO): Ke$ha's such a limited personality. She shouldn't have even had four singles. She's got five now.

Todd: Oh, God help us all. Let's hope for better in 2011.

Video ends


Closing tag song: Sara Bareilles - "King of Anything"[20]

THE END
Best song I reviewed this year: "Bad Romance"[21]
Most overrated song I reviewed: "Telephone"[22]

Footnotes

  1. #7 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  2. #89 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  3. #26 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  4. #13 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  5. #51 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  6. #68 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  7. #12 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  8. #14 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  9. #98 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  10. #54 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  11. #73 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  12. #23 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  13. #46 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  14. #9 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  15. #92 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  16. #4 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  17. #35 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  18. #62 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  19. #59 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  20. #95 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  21. #8 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  22. #16 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100