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==#7== |
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− | '''Linkara (v/o):''' Number 7: From "[[Rise of the Arsenal 3-4|Rise of Arsenal #3 and 4]]". |
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− | ''(Cut to a closeup of the third comic in this series)'' |
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− | '''Linkara (v/o):''' When I moved out of my parents' place, I took three objects with me. I have no idea what compelled me to bring them with me, but it led to one of my favorite jokes I've ever made. |
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− | ''(A clip of the review plays)'' |
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− | '''Red Arrow:''' Need the heavy stuff. Got any ''China cat?'' |
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− | '''Linkara:''' Um... ''(takes out a statue of a bunny)'' I've got a porcelain bunny. Does that help? |
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− | '''Linkara (v/o):''' Even the dealer is confused about what the hell he's talking about. |
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− | '''Dealer:''' China what? |
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− | '''Red Arrow:''' The real deal. ''Heroin.'' |
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− | '''Linkara:''' ''(excited)'' Ooh! ''(holds up...)'' Porcelain blue dog! How about that, Roy? You want to smoke this? |
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− | ''(Cut back to the current Linkara, stroking the blue dog)'' |
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− | '''Linkara:''' Of course, what might have compelled me was the fact that the dog was a gift to me that... I don't remember getting. I was probably too young at the time, ''(holds up bottom of dog to camera)'' but inscribed on the bottom, says it's for me from my great-grandmother. |
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− | ''(An arrow appears, pointing to the inscription; cut to more footage of the review, showing Linkara holding up a porcelain squirrel)'' |
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− | '''Linkara (v/o):''' In addition, the squirrel also has her initials at the bottom, so maybe that one was from my brother, I don't know. The best part: these were apparently hand-sculpted by her. The odd one out is, ironically, the one that's gotten the most screen time on the show: the pretty bunny. Unlike the dog and squirrel, her initials are ''not'' at the bottom of this one, so I don't know if she made it as well, but it's probably a good guess. Now, yes, I could call her and ask, but it seems like an odd road for a conversation to go. |
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− | '''Linkara:''' ''(talking on the phone while holding the porcelain bunny)'' Hey, did you make this brown rabbit? ''(pauses)'' The brown rabbit I'm holding. ''(pauses again, then become embarrassed)'' Yes, I-I know this isn't a video phone. I... just wasn't thinking. |
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==#6== |
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'''Linkara (v/o):''' Number 6: From [[AT4W & Spoony: Experiment Warrior 2-3|"Warrior #2" and "3"]]. |
'''Linkara (v/o):''' Number 6: From [[AT4W & Spoony: Experiment Warrior 2-3|"Warrior #2" and "3"]]. |