Top 11 Strangest (Yet Best) Couples

Strangest couples NC

February 11th, 2014
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(Shortened version of the opening. Cut to NC... lying on the bed)

Nostalgia Critic: (talking slowly and seductivley) Hello. I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. (beat) Happy Valentine's Day. And on this, the sexiest time of the year, I'm spending my time at Alma-Con, where there's a lot of sexy guests around here. And I managed to get one of them in my room right now. (turns over to someone) Isn't that right, sexy guest?

(this guest is... LittleKuriboh)

LittleKuriboh: That's right, Pooky.

NC: D'AAAAH! LittleKuriboh?! You're not Monica Rial!

LK: Monica couldn't get here, so they sent a replacement.

NC: (stamerring) I don't think this is gonna work the same way.

LK: (editor's note: don't know what he says here, please help)

(period of silence)

NC: Okay. (hugs LittleKuriboh with disgust and continues his opening speech) So, seeing how it is the sexiest time of the year... (as he speaks, LittleKuriboh snuggles up to NC) we, of course, partake in many-- okay, it got weird. (throws LK out of the room) OUT! OUT! GET OUTTA HERE!

LK: But I really think we have something.

NC: Go back to Team Four Star!

(LK goes away sadly. NC sits on the bed and sighs in relief)

NC: Well, let's still get on with this list. If there's anything that I've noticed over the years is that the greatest couples are usually the strangest couples.

(we see the final shot of Disney's "Cinderella", showing the main heroine and Prince Charming kissing)

NC (vo): The whole idea of the romantic couple that needs love at first sight, carried off at the horse and live happily ever after... Yeah, that's pretty much bullshit now. (red "X" covers the screenshot)

(Editor's note: there's shots of various series I don't know, please help)

NC: So, get ready! This is the Top 11 strangest and, kinda by obvious connection, greatest couples.

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