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NC: Get it? 'Cause he likes hot dogs! Did we make that clear that he likes hot dogs? We can play it again!
NC (vo): What else can you say but
Nursery guy: (To his wife) Get the mustard?
NC (vo): Number 4: Earthbending in The Last Airbender.
It's no question that this movie is the biggest letdown of Shymalan's film because it took one of the greatest animated shows of all time, and reduced it down to....
NC (vo): ...that. In doing so, it gave us a scene so disappointing, and underwhelming that you can't help
NC: Oh, I'm sorry "
NC: (vo): ...reminds them of the phenomenal gift they have, what do six of them
NC: Even if you don't know that the (shows scenes from ''Avatar: The Last Airbender'') earth bending on the show has done so much more, (back to NC) the mere build up of these guys
▲NC: The mere build up of these guys, NC (vo): marching towards them, just to fling a pebble at them, is phenomenal. Look at that: It wouldn't crush ''Wile E. Cyote''; it's so measly. I'd say "boulder-dash", if I actually got to see a boulder dash.
(Shows the rock hitting the guy again)
== #3 ==
NC (vo): Number 3: The dumbest aliens ever. Everybody in Signs is supposed to be terrified of these creatures from another world. But when you really analyze why, you find there's very little threat to them. Not only do they pointlessly graffiti our corn fields, not only do the set all their attention on this one farm that poses no threat, not only do we find out that their weakness is water which covers the majority of our planet, not only did they bring no weapons to fight our race at all...
NC: But the one thing these aliens are always thwarted by is wood!
NC (vo): Yep. Whether be a wooden door, a wooden board, pretty much anything from a chopped up tree will stop them in their tracks. If I told you there was an evil force that wanted to kill you and its only weakness was water and wood...
NC: You'd be as intimidated as, well, (shows the ''Last Airbender'') earth benders imprisoned by earth. (goes back to clips from ''Signs'') This is no doubt the most pathetic invasion that has ever taken place. I'd be more afraid of a spider climbing up my drain than these jokers! Still, their inability to do, well, anything is certainly one to keep you chuckling.
Aliens: (vo added and subtitled by NC) Wood! Fuck me!
== #2 ==
NC (vo): Number 2: Mark Wahlberg from The Happening. Yeah, we can't act like we can know what was going on behind the scenes to give us this performance, but we can say for sure that it's one of the funniest things ever.
Elliot Moore: Look, I don't know if you guys have heard about this article in the New York Times about honeybees vanishing?
== #1 ==
NC (vo): And the number 1 Funniest M. Night Shyamalan Moment is...The entirety of [[Lady in the Water]].
NC: Okay, so I know everyone likes to say that ''The Happening'' is the best so-bad-it's-good Shyamalan movie. But to them I say...did you even see ''Lady in the Water''?!?
NC (vo): (shows ''The Happening'') While I admit that The Happening is more consistently funny, (shows ''Lady in the Water'') the choices made in Lady in the Water are so dumb, so desperate, so perfectly insane that it's amazing! It's spectacular! It's unbelievable! This isn't something where you feel like a lot of people came together to make a film, this just feels like a lot of people were following the orders of a complete mental case. Total insanity; complete Looney Tunes! Anything that would make a dramatic, interesting story is replaced with absolute craziness. It's mad ramblings of the best kind!
NC: It's...(thinks for a bit)...you know what? I can't do it justice here. I need to do an entire review of it! (audience boos) Yeah, yeah, I know you hate these "to be continues" and everything but I'm sorry. There's no way this film can be summed up in just a number one spot!
NC (vo): It needs to be looked at in great detail to appreciate how friggin' hilarious it is. Even if you've seen it before and you didn't think it was as funny as The Happening, you need to see it with me. Please, I'll love the company. I'll show you the sheer lunacy and brilliance of this mess-terpiece.
NC: So stay tuned next week as I look over what I consider the funniest Shyamalan movie ever made. I'm the Nostalgia Critic and...(gets excited)...I can't wait!
Pinky: NARF!!
NC: (acting all giddy) Oh, wait for it, wait for it![[Category:Top 11]]
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