Top 11 Funniest Shyamalan Moments


January 19, 2016

(We start off the episode with the Shyamalan Month opening, which has him dancing to the Looney Tunes theme)

Shyamalan: (singing) Why does everybody keep on hiring me? All of my work is shiiiit!

(We see the Nostalgia Critic in his room)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. And we're still in Shyamalan Month. You know, when you think about it, this guy has brought so much joy into our lives. (Poster for The Last Airbender is briefly shown) Most of the time. So I figure it's good to do a video celebrating his most hilarious moments...whether they were intentional or not.

(Clips of various Shyamalan movies play out)

NC (vo): M. Night Shyamalan has created a style so convinced of its amazing-ness that it proudly welcomes no changes whatsoever. Thus, we keep getting the same mistakes over and over, allowing them to grow into something so strange and unrecognizable, it becomes a laugh riot. So, the best thing we can do is go over the funniest ones and praise them for bringing so much enjoyment.

NC: And we're gonna look at the Top 11 of them here today. Why Top 11? Because I like to go one step beyond. So, sit back and enjoy the Top 11 Funniest M. Night Shyamalan Moments.

(As the sound of an audience laughing is heard, we see a movie theatre opening its curtain to reveal the logo's title on the movie screen. This will serve as the countdown's interlude)


NC (vo): Number 11: The ending to The Visit.

NC: Okay! If I want to be totally fair, I should also acknowledge the moments that were intentionally funny.

NC (vo): Whether you like it or not, most people agree that it is definitely one of his better ones, and that the best moment is definitely in the end. The whole climax feels like the punchline to a perfectly written joke, we didn't even know was being told to us. Even if you do figure out what's going on, that just makes the build-up all the more hilarious. Like you peek behind the curtain early, but what you see is so funny you can't wait to see the rest of the audience experience it. It's one of the few times that a perfect balance of fear and comedy are projected on the screen, and both are enjoyably effective. I can't say too much more without giving it away, so let's just say you should rent it and see for yourself. Those who have seen it will probably agree it is shit-your-pants funny.

NC: Ha-ha, see what I did to their audience who saw it. Shhhhh!


NC (vo): Number 10: Cypher Rai...

(NC immediately struggles to not burst out laughing)

NC: I'm sorry, I still can't say it! Cut to the clip of the puppet!

(We go to the clip of his review of After Earth, with NC bringing out a puppet)

NC Puppet: Cypher Raige?!

NC (vo): It's hard to say whether this was Shyamalan's fault or not, as Will Smith took over a lot of the writing for this film, but nevertheless, the name of Smith's character in this cinematic bomb, After Earth, has got to be one of the silliest things ever. How could anybody say that name and continue a sentence with any seriousness?

NC: If you're a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 fan like me, you immediately start quoting this.

(A clip from MST 3000 is shown)

NC (vo): There's plenty wrong with this movie, but by far, there is nothing funnier than just the mere mentioning of the stupidest name ever put in his films. Oh, can we hear you say it again?

Cypher: DENIED!

NC: Well, I'm gonna laugh at it. (Laughs)


NC (vo): Number 9: The twist to The Village.

NC: Okay, hold on. (posts "Spoilers" on the screen) No, screw it! The fact that everyone could guess this twist is what makes it so funny!

NC (vo): The setting that seems to be in the nineteenth century, in a village, that's out in middle of nowhere, where everybody says you can't leave cause monsters will get you. Just from that: take a guess what the twist is.

NC: You're right, you're first immediate thought is right: it's modern day!

NC (vo): People, without seeing the film, got it already. So, the ones, who were foolish enough to sit through this bore fest, were whispering to themselves "no, this can't be it. There has to be something else". Thus, when the twist finally hits, it's not the film itself that gets the laugh; it's the reaction of whoever you are watching it with. Just try not to crack up when you see your friends go....

NC: (imitating said friends) What the crap? Are you freaking kidding me!? Just stupid! Just stupid! Stupid!

NC (vo): It's the twist, we could so see coming, that we're actually pissed off we got it ahead of time. Most of the time, we're usually proud if we can call it, but with this one: without seeing the movie, we can actually catch on!? That's just freaking ridiculous! Nevertheless, the reaction it gets from anyone, who sees it, will actually have you rolling on the floor every time.


NC (vo): Number 8: This dumbass scene.

(A scene from The Last Airbender, showing Aang escaping from Zuko by just walking and standing right behind him, is shown)

NC (vo): Yeah, bet you didn't know all these bending masters have all these abilities reduced down to the equivalent of tapping someone on the shoulder and appearing behind the other shoulder. This is supposed to be a giant epic battle, and we get this thrown in? How can you not laugh at something so dumb?

(The scene is shown again)

NC (vo): Well, that's it. Stupid.


NC (vo): Number 7: The kids from Signs.

it's no big shock that people don't talk in a Shyamalan's film, but the extent to which these kids talk, is totally freaking out there we're used to the overly goofy dramatic tone from his films, but these kids almost never act like real kids

Morgan: Everything people have written in science book is about to change./What's wrong boy?/Dogs are barking, woke us up./Stop it Houdini!

NC (vo): It's almost like the children were directed to talk like adults, and the adults were directed to talk like children.

Morgan: The history of the worlds future is in th right now.

NC: Who says things like this?!

NC (vo): You can't totally blame the kids though, as most actors have to place a lot of trust in their directors, and Shyamalan has led quite pretty good actors astray before. Just imagine the lasts time you heard a little kid speak like this....

Morgan: You need to record this, that you can show your children this tape, and say you were there....for your children, Bo.

NC (vo): And you'll realize how hilarious this is. Let's face it: Haley Joel Osment, these kids aren't.

(Cut to Cole Sear from the Sixth Sense)

Cole: (whispering) I see dead people!

NC: (as Cole whispering) I see dumb writing!


NC (vo): Number 6: Hot dogs. I know, I just went into this with The Happening review, but I'm sorry. It deserves to be repeated. This is one of the silliest "out of nowhere" lines in a movie. Everybody's on the run, people have to travel fast, and suddenly, this incredibly important line is dropped.

Nursery guy: You know, hot dogs get a bad rap. They've got a cool shape, they've got protein. You like hot dogs, right?

NC (vo): Are you just setting up that he's quirky, like you try to do with all his characters? Well, here's your quirk, Shyamalan: YOU CAN'T WRITE QUIRKY! And thank God, because if he could, we wouldn't have something as laughably ridiculous as this scene.

Nursery guy: You like hot dogs, don't you?

NC (vo): Oh, and you wanna know what the punchline to this whole thing is?

Nursery guy: (To his wife) Get the mustard?

NC: Get it? 'Cause he likes hot dogs! Did we make that clear that he likes hot dogs? We can play it again!

NC (vo): What else can you say dog?

Nursery guy: (To his wife) Get the mustard?


NC (vo): Number 5: Jelly side down. That's right: we're going from one food to another. There's no excuse for this fool proof method of determining if the devil, himself, is near.

Ramirez: When he's near, toast....falls jelly side down.

NC (vo): That's right: if toast lands jelly side down, that means the lord of all evil is upon you.

NC: I know the phrase "how you can make this shit up" is a common phrase, but.....really, how can you make this shit up?

NC: It's a skill to make up something so stupid!

NC (vo): Why toast? Why only one time? You couldn't even throw it up to test it a few times! You just threw it up one time, and bam: the devil is in the room. What the hell am I even talking about? It's goddamn toast! It connects so little to the world of logic that we live in, that you get a case of the giggles every time you watch it. So, if you feel the presence of Beelzebub in you house: don't get the holy don't get the crucifix, don't get the holy water, don't even get the Holy Bible.

NC: All you need is toast.


NC (vo): Number 4: Earthbending in The Last Airbender.

It's no question that this movie is the biggest letdown of Shymalan's film because it took one of the greatest animated shows of all time, and reduced down to....

?: Are you the avatar: Aang? 

NC (vo): that. In doing so, it gave us a scene so disappointing, and underwhelming that you can't help, but crack up at it's lamest. Alright, so a bunch of people that can bend earth are placed in a prison surrounded by earth. As if that wasn't funny enough, when they finally do retaliate after Aang....

NC: Oh, I'm sorry "Aghn"

NC: (vo): reminds them of the phenomenal gift they have, what do six of them gather an end up doing? (Shows the earth benders marching, and the flinging a tiny rock at the fire nation).

NC: Even if you don't know that the

NC (vo): (shows scenes from Avatar: The Last Airbender) earth bending on the show has done so much more

NC: The mere build up of these guys, NC (vo): marching towards them, just to fling a pebble at them, is phenomenal. Look at that: It wouldn't crush Wile E. Cyote; it's so measly. I'd say "boulder-dash", if I actually got to see a boulder dash.

(Shows the rock hitting the guy again)



NC (vo): Number 3: The dumbest aliens ever.


NC (vo): Number 2: Mark Wahlberg from The Happening. Yeah, we can't act like we know what was going on behind the scenes to give us this performance, but we can say for sure that it's one of the funniest things ever.

Elliot Moore: Look, I don't know if you guys have heard about this article in the New York Times about honeybees vanishing?

NC (vo): A lot of actors in Shyamalan films are known for being mis-directed and turning in terrible performances because of it, but easily, the most entertaining is Wahlberg. If you somehow combined a lost toddler with a lost dog and made it obsessed with science for some reason, this is what it would act like.

Elliot: I was in the pharmacy a while ago, and there was a really good-looking pharmacist behind the counter.

NC (vo): At first, you think, "Maybe it's because he's a teacher". And you know, a lot of times, teachers have to talk in an exaggerated tone, even in high schools. But as the film keeps going, you realize this is his whole performance.

Elliot: The toxin? / I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner.

NC (vo): It's so funny to see this actor, who is associated with being a pretty talented badass, just act so intriguingly lost. He doesn't know what the hell he's doing, he just knows he's throwing his all into this mis-guided direction. And let's face it, it's spectacular. It's not like he's hurting for any future roles or good performances, but it is nice to know that no matter what, nothing will ever be as enjoyably worse as this one.

Elliot: What? No!


NC (vo): And the number 1 Funniest M. Night Shyamalan Moment is...The entirety of Lady in the Water.

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