(The Disneycember logo is shown, before showing trailer clips and screenshots from "Thor: The Dark World")
Doug (vo): So, like most people, I wanted to see a Thor movie that took place in his home turf. No "fish out of water" stuff, no trying to blend in with any funny lines, just Thor being Thor. But after watching "Thor: The Dark World", I might find myself going back on that remark. I know I'm kind of an outsider on this, but...I'm sorry. I did not see this as a very good film. It just kinda felt like in-between pointless exposition on a character that really could be a lot of fun to explore, in an environment that could be a lot of fun to explore. And when we do finally explore it, it's just kind of...dull-looking. (the landscape of Svartalfheim is shown) Really? This is the Dark World? The Dark World is fucking boring! (the villain of the movie, Malekith, is shown) Really? This is our bad guy who's going to replace Loki? (one of the film's side characters, Darcy Lewis, is shown next) Really?! This dumbass comic relief again?! Okay, let...let me start from the beginning.