This Is What You Came For vs. Cheap Thrills

This Is What You Came For vs. Cheap Thrills
Date Aired	August 20, 2016
Running Time	14:55
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Todd plays "This Is What You Came For" on the piano...

CALVIN HARRIS ft. RIHANNA - THIS IS WHAT YOU CAME FOR

Holds it...

AND

...and plays "Cheap Thrills".

SIA - CHEAP THRILLS
A pop song(s) review

Todd: Let's talk about Rihanna.

Video for "Umbrella ft Jay Z"

Jay-Z: Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, Rihanna

Todd (VO): Rihanna is one of the biggest pop stars alive, no one disputes that. But I don't think it really sinks in just how successful she is. What pop star has the most buzz right now, at this moment in time?

Todd: Possibly Kanye, or Taylor Swift, or Drake, or Beyoncé?

Video for "We Found Love"

Todd (VO): I honestly wouldn't necessarily pick Rihanna because this is not really a peak year for her, the way that 2007 or 2012 were. But that's because Rihanna...

Todd: ...doesn't need peaks, she's always there.

Brief clips of various Rihanna songs, including "Kiss It Better", "What's My Name ft Drake", "Stay ft Mikky Ekko", "S&M", and "Don't Stop the Music"

Todd (VO): It's hard to even comprehend the staggering, mind-destroyingly insane amount of hit songs Rihanna has gotten under the pop charts in her eleven-year career. The Now That's What I Call Music people could've just made compilations of Rihanna hits for the last decade...

Todd: ...and they wouldn't even have to slow down their output.

Clip of teaser for...

Todd (VO): In January of this year, with major fanfare, she released ANTI, her first album in four years.

Todd: Don't assume that means she was taking some time off though.

Video for "Bitch Better Have My Money"

Todd (VO): Except for a brief period in 2014, she has continued to pump out single after single after single.

Todd: Shouldn't seem like that, right? Well, there's a big reason for that. For the most part, those songs aren't very good.

Videos for "Where Have You Been"...

Todd (VO): Of her many, many hits, Rihanna has maybe released two songs in the past six years that I'd really wanna listen to a second time. They just seem to exist as a constant background noise, catchy enough to get into heavy rotation, but not memorable enough to make any lasting impact. [...and "Work"] So that's a big reason why, despite all the hype for the new album, I couldn't really be bothered to care. I mean, look, here's the big new single she has, "Work". (Clip of Work ft Drake)

Rihanna: Work work work work work work

He say me have to work work work work work work

He see me do me dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt

So me put in work work work work work work

Todd (VO): Yes, thank you. That was a clip of Rihanna performing in the role of [Clip of...] Helen Keller in the climactic scene of The Miracle Worker. She is finally gonna get that Tony this year, I can feel it.

Todd: It's... yeah, it's a nothing of a song.

Todd (VO): Its only noteworthy aspect is that Rihanna seems to be singing it after having a root canal.

Todd: So if you excuse me, we're gonna review two Rihanna songs not from that album, because who cares?

Videos for "This Is What You Came For" and "Cheap Thrills"

Todd (VO): Instead we're gonna look at two other songs written for Rihanna by other artists. Because Rihanna is such a powerful force that [Single covers for Rihanna's featured appearances on Coldplay - "Princess of China" and Maroon 5 - "If I Never See Your Face Again", and a still from the SNL sketch "Rihanna and Shy Ronnie"] everyone eventually gradually winds up in her orbit. The two Rihanna songs we'll be looking at today are "This Is What You Came For" and "Cheap Thrills". And not one of the [Image of the Billboard charts, showing "Needed Me", Drake ft. Rihanna -"Too Good", and "Work"] three other hit Rihanna songs I could be covering right now. Told you she was everywhere.

Todd: You know what? Usually these versus episodes, I will save my final judgment for the end of the episode, but you know what? Why wait? Let's listen to them both right now and come up with a final verdict! Play 'em!

Rihanna: Baby, this is what you came for

Lightning strikes...

Todd: Eh! It's alright.

Sia: Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight

(I love cheap thrills!)

Baby I...

Todd: Yeah, that's pretty okay. ... Look, I don't know what to tell you; they're Rihanna songs.

Todd (VO): With increasingly rare exceptions, they're gonna rate a 6 out of 10. And yes, that includes the one of them that isn't technically a Rihanna song. We'll get to that.

Todd: I don't find either of these songs particularly interesting, except for the fact of the people behind them. Now take the one that actually has Rihanna, which arguably isn't a Rihanna song either.

Todd (VO): "This Is What You Came For" is a song by Scottish DJ Calvin Harris with Rihanna as featured vocalist. And I've said this before.

Todd: I have never, ever liked Calvin Harris.

Clip of Calvin Harris - "Feel So Close"

Calvin: I feel so close to you right now

Todd (VO): For a long time, he represented everything I didn't like about modern dance music! I don't get how you're supposed to dance to this!

The drop from "Feel So Close" plays. Todd attempts to dance to it by awkwardly fidgiting and flailing his arms in his chair.

Clip of Calvin Harris & Disciples - "How Deep Is Your Love"

Ina Wroldsen: How deep is your love?

Todd (VO): That said, lately he does seem to have finally found something that resembles a groove. And maybe I underestimated him! He definitely holds a unique place in modern dance music. [Clip of Calvin Harris - "Summer"] In a genre where most acts don't have any sort of [Brief clips of Martin Garrix and Deadmau5] recognizable image and even use gimmicks that hide their identities entirely, Calvin Harris is one of the few producers who seems to aspire to old school pop stardom, and even occasionally sings with his own voice!

Calvin: We fell in love

As the leaves turned brown

Todd (VO): Although he really shouldn't; he sings like ass.

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