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The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2014
Date Aired
January 13, 2016
Running Time
12:56 (Part 1)
14:25 (Part 2)
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Introduction

Todd plays Ellie Goulding - "Love Me Like You Do"[1] on the piano.

THE TOP TEN WORST HIT SONGS OF 2015
A year-end review

Todd: In a world of online reviews, only one man; one...brave soul; waits to release his top tens for the year until mid-January!

Montage clips of The Weeknd - "The Hills"; Drake - "Hotline Bling"; Adele - "Hello"; Justin Bieber - "What Do You Mean?"; Major Lazor & DJ Snake ft. MØ - "Lean On"; Taylor Swift - "Wildest Dreams"; David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj, Bebe Rexha & Afrojack - "Hey Mama"; WALK THE MOON - "Shut Up And Dance"; Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth - "See You Again"; Fetty Wap - "Trap Queen"; Meghan Trainor - "Lips Are Moving"; and OMI - "Cheerleader"

Todd (VO): I mean seriously, why am I the only one who waits? The year's not over until it's over! I saw some publications put up their best of the year lists in November! It's like Christmas ads, it just keeps rolling further and further. Hell people are doing a whole "Christmas in July" thing now. [picture of publication's "The 50 Best Albums of 2015 ... So Far] Best of the year. So far. Nothing has happened yet! I, however, prudently choose to not even start working on these babies until the year is good and over so I don't miss anything. Who knows what utter monstrosities might sneak in under the wire! I'm not procrastinating!

Todd: I'm being thorough! ... Okay I'll admit, I did drag my feet a little bit doing the worst list this year. 'Cause I'll be honest, I didn't really hate all that much! I mean, in fact...

Clip of Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars - "Uptown Funk"

Todd (VO): ...I quite like a lot of the year! After the awful, awful year that was 2014, 2015 was a goddamn relief. I mean [clip of "Pretty Girls" by Britney Spears and...] did Iggy Azalea have a hit this year? No. See? Much better year. Can't wait to do my best list. I almost don't wanna drag myself through the dregs when pop music took such a notable uptake!

Todd: In fact it's not too late to skip this list, is it? Can we go right to the best...ah, nah, you'd probably kill me. Alright, let's do this. We're counting down...

Clip of Big Sean ft. E-40 - "I Don't Fuck With You"[2], which serves as the interlude throughout the countdown.
Big Sean: I don't fuck with you

Todd (VO): The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2015!

Big Sean: ...you
You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

#10

Todd (VO): #10.

#10. T-Wayne - "Nasty Freestyle"[3]

Interlude

#9

Todd (VO): #9.

#9. Little Big Town - "Girl Crush"[4]

Interlude

#8

Todd (VO): #8.

#8. Nicki Minaj ft. Drake, Lil Wayne, and Chris Brown - "Only"[5]

Interlude

#7

Todd (VO): #7.

#7. Selena Gomez - "Same Old Love"[6]

Interlude

#6

Todd (VO): #6.

#6. Meghan Trainor - "Dear Future Husband"[7]

Interlude

#5

Todd (VO): #5.

#5. Silentó - "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)"[8]

Interlude

#4

Todd (VO): #4.

#4. Taylor Swift ft. Kendrick Lamar - "Bad Blood"[9]

Interlude

#3

Todd (VO): #3.

#3. Fifth Harmony ft. Kid Ink - "Worth It"[10]

Interlude

#2

Todd (VO): #2.

#2. Rachel Platten - "Fight Song"[11]

Interlude

Honorable mentions

Maroon 5 - "Sugar"[12]

O.T. Genasis - "CoCo"[13]

Justin Bieber - "Sorry"[14]

iLoveMemphis - "Hit the Quan"[15]

Shawn Mendes - "Stitches"[16]

Nick Jonas - "Chains"[17]

Usher ft. Juicy J - "I Don't Mind"[18]

R. City ft. Adam Levine - "Locked Away"[19]

Interlude

#1

Todd (VO): #1.

#1. Charlie Puth ft. Meghan Trainor - "Marvin Gaye"[20]

Interlude

Closing tag song: Sia - "Elastic Heart"[21]

THE END
This video is owned by me
I can't wait til we can break up outta here

Footnotes

  1. #13 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  2. #47 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  3. #50 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  4. #63 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  5. #51 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  6. #Not on Billboard Year-End Hot 100; peaked at #6
  7. #74 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  8. #8 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  9. #15 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  10. #23 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  11. #20 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  12. #5 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  13. #79 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  14. Not on Billboard Year-End Hot 100; peaked at #1
  15. #83 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  16. #36 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  17. #68 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  18. #55 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  19. #40 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  20. #75 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
  21. #52 on Billboard Year-End Hot 100
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