Todd plays Demi Lovato's "Give Your Heart A Break" in his piano
THE TOP TEN WORST HIT SONGS OF 2012
A year-end review
Todd:The Dawn of a new year is at cleasning.
[Clips of Maroon 5-Payphone, Rihanna-Diamonds, Fun.-We Are Young, Bruno Mars-It Will Rain, David Guetta ft Nikki Minaj-Turn Me On, Justin Bieber ft Big Sean- As Long As You Love Me, Katy Perry- Wide Awake, PSY-Gangnam Style]
Todd(V.O): And it's time once again, to hose off the birdcrap that is last year's bad pop music from the windsheild of life.Let us consine this year's bad music into the dustbin of history.Let's us incinerate it like so many photos of our ex-girlfriends.Let us toss it into the garbage like so much thanksgiving leftover and we forgot it back at the fridge. We are deleting all of it off the collective hard drive, so that it has space on it for next year's terrible,terrible pop music.
Todd: Also as always, I choose to restrict this to the hits because they're the ones that actually matter. Which is why I use the ['shot of Billboard's Year-End Top 100 songs of 2012] Billboard's Year-End 100, to narrow down my choices.But this year I'm also expanding it to any single that plays in the Top 20 in 2012, so that way i avoid stupid crap like [clip of Cee-Lo Green-Fuck You] when I had to put Cee-Lo in the 2011 list, even though his song came out in 2010. Got all that? Good, cause we are not waiting any longer. We're counting down.
Video clip of Pink- "Blow Me(One Last Kiss)", which serves as the interlude through the countdown.
Pink: I think I've finally had enough.
Todd(V.O): THE TOP TEN WORST HIT SONGS OF 2012
Pink: Blow Me One Last Kiss. You think that I'm just too serious.
Todd(V.O) #10
[clip of Behind the Music-Train]
Announcer: They're the quiseential American band.
Todd: Excuse me? What?
Announcer: They're the quientessential American band.
Todd[suprised]: Holy crap VH1!