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NC (voiceover): And then, of course, there's Bowser, who they always call King Koopa for some reason, I never got that. Why don't they just call him Bowser, or even The Artist Formerly Known as Bowser, just...something, I'm used to calling him Bowser! (Note: Bowser was called King Koopa for the first few games, and in Japan he is known as King Koopa) So, anyway, you're probably wondering "What's the story of the show?" Boy, is that the million dollar question. I say that 'cause the story keeps changing, it's never the same scenario! Sometimes, they're in the jungle, sometimes, they're in the future, sometimes, they're in SPACE...the fact is they didn't have any original ideas of their own, so they just decided to rip off everybody else. So you get really lame titles like "Toad Warriors", "Star Koopa", and "Raiders of the Lost Mushroom."
 
NC (voiceover): And then, of course, there's Bowser, who they always call King Koopa for some reason, I never got that. Why don't they just call him Bowser, or even The Artist Formerly Known as Bowser, just...something, I'm used to calling him Bowser! (Note: Bowser was called King Koopa for the first few games, and in Japan he is known as King Koopa) So, anyway, you're probably wondering "What's the story of the show?" Boy, is that the million dollar question. I say that 'cause the story keeps changing, it's never the same scenario! Sometimes, they're in the jungle, sometimes, they're in the future, sometimes, they're in SPACE...the fact is they didn't have any original ideas of their own, so they just decided to rip off everybody else. So you get really lame titles like "Toad Warriors", "Star Koopa", and "Raiders of the Lost Mushroom."
   
NC: ...HAH!
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NC: ...HAH!!!
   
 
NC (voiceover): And in every episode, Koopa would be different. In one, he's a punk leader, in another, he's a robot, in this one...I don't know what the hell he is, vibrator maybe? I don't know. All these characters are totally flat and have no personality. But trust me when I say that's not the worst part. Like let's talk about the setting. In the game, everything takes place in the Mushroom Kingdom. Here? Good God, I couldn't even tell you how ridiculous these settings are. They live in idiotic worlds like Spy Land or Jungle Land or Robo-land. Or even stinking Car Land, they have a Car Land!
 
NC (voiceover): And in every episode, Koopa would be different. In one, he's a punk leader, in another, he's a robot, in this one...I don't know what the hell he is, vibrator maybe? I don't know. All these characters are totally flat and have no personality. But trust me when I say that's not the worst part. Like let's talk about the setting. In the game, everything takes place in the Mushroom Kingdom. Here? Good God, I couldn't even tell you how ridiculous these settings are. They live in idiotic worlds like Spy Land or Jungle Land or Robo-land. Or even stinking Car Land, they have a Car Land!
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