Editing The Nerd vs. NC: The Final Battle

<br />''The two of them trade nonsensical insults back and forth at a rate impossible to record in text until...''<br />NC: Cock knocker!<br /><br />AVGN: (pretending to strain for an insult) Jerk.<br /><br />NC: THAT'S IT!<br />''He kicks away the boxes and stands up, firing his gun at AVGN, who manages to dodge them and throw a couple hadoukens, knocking the gun away, then switches to sonic booms and a final hadouken, impacting NC who falls to the ground in the Street Fighter style. He recovers quickly, only to see AVGN holding up a lightsaber. NC stands, having one of his own, but when he activates it, it turns out he had it upside down and it stabs his foot; he quickly corrects his error and the two duel for a bit, the camera going in for close-ups; it appears as if they are battling fiercely, but when it pans out again, they are simply waving the lightsabers in front of their faces. They toss the weapons down and resume fighting with their hands, AVGN's first punch making NC lean all the way back and sounding like a gunshot; after a short pause, NC falls to the ground (face forward, somehow) with another gunshot sound; he realizes his gun is in reach, and grabs it, standing up and pointing it at AVGN again. But he's gone! NC searches the room, coming around a corner only to find AVGN in his NES Accessories gear. NC attempts to escape the other way, but gets trapped in a corner. He leans down behind a tiny box in an attempt to protect himself. AVGN advances and points his weapons at NC's face.''<br /><br />NC: Wait, wait! Would you let your brother die?<br /><br />AVGN: Brother?<br /><br />NC: Yeah.<br /><br />AVGN: You're my brother?<br /><br />NC: Yes, I am your brother!<br /><br />AVGN: Well then, surely you know the name of our mother!<br /><br />NC: Well of course I know the name of our mother! ...Elizabe-<br />''AVGN's gun pushes further toward NC's face''<br />NC: Oh blame a guy for trying!<br /><br />''AVGN begins firing, a veritable light show emanating from his weapons. Suddenly, however, [[Satan]] appears and possesses NC, who rises up, firing Force lightning at AVGN''<br /><br />NC: POWER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!<br /><br />''As NC continues to laugh, and his attack strips AVGN of his weapons, Super Mecha Death Christ shows up''<br /><br />Super Mecha Death Christ: FUCKERS!<br /><br />NC: Jesus Christ!<br /><br />Super Mecha Death Christ: FUCKERS! FUCKERS!<br /><br />AVGN: That's Super Mecha Death Christ, bitch!<br /><br />''Super Mecha Deah Christ advances and blows NC's face off, leaving him a smoldering heap; AVGN and Super Mecha Death Christ leave the room, not seeing NC's bloodied hand rise into frame, Terminator style; the ending title card comes up, saying "The end?" The rest of the video is examples of fan art submitted for the video''

<br />''The two of them trade nonsensical insults back and forth at a rate impossible to record in text until...''<br />NC: Cock knocker!<br /><br />AVGN: (pretending to strain for an insult) Jerk.<br /><br />NC: THAT'S IT!<br />''He kicks away the boxes and stands up, firing his gun at AVGN, who manages to dodge them and throw a couple hadoukens, knocking the gun away, then switches to sonic booms and a final hadouken, impacting NC who falls to the ground in the Street Fighter style. He recovers quickly, only to see AVGN holding up a lightsaber. NC stands, having one of his own, but when he activates it, it turns out he had it upside down and it stabs his foot; he quickly corrects his error and the two duel for a bit, the camera going in for close-ups; it appears as if they are battling fiercely, but when it pans out again, they are simply waving the lightsabers in front of their faces. They toss the weapons down and resume fighting with their hands, AVGN's first punch making NC lean all the way back and sounding like a gunshot; after a short pause, NC falls to the ground (face forward, somehow) with another gunshot sound; he realizes his gun is in reach, and grabs it, standing up and pointing it at AVGN again. But he's gone! NC searches the room, coming around a corner only to find AVGN in his NES Accessories gear. NC attempts to escape the other way, but gets trapped in a corner. He leans down behind a tiny box in an attempt to protect himself. AVGN advances and points his weapons at NC's face.''<br /><br />NC: Wait, wait! Would you let your brother die?<br /><br />AVGN: Brother?<br /><br />NC: Yeah.<br /><br />AVGN: You're my brother?<br /><br />NC: Yes, I am your brother!<br /><br />AVGN: Well then, surely you know the name of our mother!<br /><br />NC: Well of course I know the name of our mother! ...Elizabe-<br />''AVGN's gun pushes further toward NC's face''<br />NC: Oh blame a guy for trying!<br /><br />''AVGN begins firing, a veritable light show emanating from his weapons. Suddenly, however, [[Satan]] appears and possesses NC, who rises up, firing Force lightning at AVGN''<br /><br />NC: POWER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!<br /><br />''As NC continues to laugh, and his attack strips AVGN of his weapons, Super Mecha Death Christ shows up''<br /><br />Super Mecha Death Christ: FUCKERS!<br /><br />NC: Jesus Christ!<br /><br />Super Mecha Death Christ: FUCKERS! FUCKERS!<br /><br />AVGN: That's Super Mecha Death Christ, bitch!<br /><br />''Super Mecha Deah Christ advances and blows NC's face off, leaving him a smoldering heap; AVGN and Super Mecha Death Christ leave the room, not seeing NC's bloodied hand rise into frame, Terminator style; the ending title card comes up, saying "The end?" The rest of the video is examples of fan art submitted for the video''

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