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(Dissolves into first scene set up like the Avatar: The Last Airbender intro showing the Avatar books from 1 to 3 with Katara, played by Rachel, narrating)

Katara (vo): Water, Earth, Fire. Long ago, the three seasons lived together in harmony. (Cut to a photo of the Hollywood sign and shows several figures in shadows) But then, everything changed when the Shyamalan attacked. (Two figures holding studio lights lunge forward, followed by a bright light. Dissolve to Doug standing on a pointy rock screaming and yelling) Only the "Ava-jerk", master of ripping films apart, could restore balance. (Doug looks behind him as the "The Last Airbender" movie poster appears behind him) But when the world needed him most, he vanished. Doug: Oooooh fuck this noise. (He turns and walks down from the rock. Dissolves to the last scene from the previous review  as Rachel continues) Katara (vo): Several years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new Ava-jerk. A reviewer named Nostalgia Critic, (Sokka, Katara, and NC are walking in a parking lot) and although his critiquing skills are great, he has much to learn before he can save anything. (NC begins running away from the two, but Katara bloodbends and sends NC to the door. Dissolve to NC facing the sky.) But I believe Nostalgia Critic can save the franchise. (NC moves out of the way as the title "Nostalgia Critic: The Last Airbender review" appears. Dissolve to a white screen with the TGWTG logo and a heading that reads: "Book One (of one): The Great Fire Inferno Destiny Bad". Cut to a photo with the caption: "The Hot Air Temple". Cut to NC who is sitting and meditating) Sokka: Concentrate Critic, (Cut to Malcolm and Rachel dressed as Sokka and Katara) absorb every episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender to review the movie. (Cut to NC) NC: Why can't I just watch the shows again? Katara: It'll take too long, and the franchise has suffered enough at the hands of the fuck up Lord Shyamalan. Ed.

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