The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Goodtimes)
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Aired
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July 7, 2017
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Running time
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25:11
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Phelous: We're goin back to Notre Dame for some Goodtimes! As in the Goodtimes adaptation. Don't get your hopes too up, I promise you no actual times of joy.
Phelous: Where is the story happening?
Phelous: No, I haven't. I'm always in place.
Kasim Baba: Stupid donkeys.
Frollo: You is the pope of fools!
Phelous: Wow. I can't believe I used that clip there.
Frollo: Do you not realize what you're doing?!
Young Frollo In honor of this day...
Frollo: Die!
Pierre: We will avange you, my friend.
Esmeralda: Murder! Murder!
Phelous: Murder?
Esmeralda: What is your name, monsieur?
Phoebus: Capitain Phoebus de Châteaupers at your service!
Esmeralda: Thank you. (kisses Phoebus on the cheek)
Phoebus: Thank you.
Esmeralda: Thank you.
Phoebus: Thank you.
Esmeralda: Thank you.
Phoebus: Thank you.
Esmeralda: I'll take him.
Esmeralda: If you wish to be saved, break it. Throw it to the ground.
Esmeralda: No. I married you to save you.
Quasimodo: Bell ringer of Notre Dame.
Old Man: Useless is completely Quasimodo now!
Frollo: You are married to the gypsy?
Esmeralda: Go on! Murder me too!
Phelous: Why is everyone obsessed with her again?
Phelous: Are we supposed to like Quasimodo in this version? At all?
Narrator: Esmeralda confessed to stabbing the soldier to death.
Phelous: Why?
Narrator: Esmeralda was sentenced to death.
Frollo: Do you ask forgiveness for your sins and failings?!
Esmeralda: I've done nothing wrong!
Phelous (vo): I don't think Esmeralda and the narrator got together for their stories here.
Quasimodo: Sanctuary!
Reverend Lovejoy: Oh, why did I teach him that word?
Quasimodo: Sanctuary!
Esmeralda: Why did you rescue me?
Quasimodo: Never leave the church. If you do, they will kill you and I will die.
Phelous: No, she's not.
Esmeralda: You're the one who stabbed Captain Phoebus!
Frollo: I am the only one who truly loves you!
Phelous (vo): Wrong!
Quasimodo: Don't go.
Esmeralda: No!
Pierre: Hurry! He's no great loss!
Phelous: Pierre, you're the worst!
Esmeralda: Why are we stopping?
Frollo: Be mine!
Frollo: You're practically my own flesh and blood!
Quasimodo: I saw you stab the captain!
Quasimodo: I love you.
Esmeralda: I love you too.
Phelous: What?
Pierre: We will avenge you, my friend.
Pierre: He's no great loss!