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NC: The film stars Macaulay Culkin... ''(he gives a disgusted look)'' ...as he plays the cousin of another kid, played by Elijah Wood, looking strangely older than he does in the Lord of the Rings movies. He's sad because his mother is suffering from the always fatal 'pale complexion disease'.
 
NC: The film stars Macaulay Culkin... ''(he gives a disgusted look)'' ...as he plays the cousin of another kid, played by Elijah Wood, looking strangely older than he does in the Lord of the Rings movies. He's sad because his mother is suffering from the always fatal 'pale complexion disease'.
 
''Mark is visiting his mother as she's in her deathbed''
 
   
 
Janice: I'll always be with you, Mark.
 
Janice: I'll always be with you, Mark.
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''Next scene where they're driving up to the house. Mark enters and we see the Mom and the sister''
 
''Next scene where they're driving up to the house. Mark enters and we see the Mom and the sister''
   
NC: They finally reach the abandoning grounds as he's introduced to his uncle's family. ''(A loud high-pitched scream is heard. As Mark looks around, we see Culkin's character hanging partially upside down wearing a white plaster mask)'' And, of course, we meet the little hellspawn himself, Henry.
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NC: They finally reach the abandoning grounds as he's introduced to his uncle's family. ''(A loud high pitched scream is heard. As Mark looks around we see Culkin's character hanging partially upside down wearing a white plaster mask)'' And, of course, we meet the little Hellspawn himself, Henry.
   
 
Father: Henry, come on down here.
 
Father: Henry, come on down here.
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Aunt: Oh, well, as if one wasn't enough.
 
Aunt: Oh, well, as if one wasn't enough.
   
''A bizarrely long clip of Henry and Mark staring at each others eyes commences. The Critic looks on at this, confused as to why it's so long.''
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A'' bizarrely long clip of Henry and Mark staring at each others eyes commences. The Critic looks on at this, confused as to why it's so long.''
   
 
NC: CUT????
 
NC: CUT????
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Mark: Yeah.
 
Mark: Yeah.
   
NC: It's like every second she's posing for a family-friendly commercial.
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NC: It's like every second she's posing for a family friendly commercial.
   
 
''The same scene plays as commercial music plays. The Critic's voice is heard in a voiceover speaking as if he's in a commercial. At the end, the Folgers logo appears on screen.''
 
''The same scene plays as commercial music plays. The Critic's voice is heard in a voiceover speaking as if he's in a commercial. At the end, the Folgers logo appears on screen.''
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Mark: They give you cancer.
 
Mark: They give you cancer.
   
Henry: Who cares? You're gonna die anyway.
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Henry: Who cares? You're gonna die, anyway.
   
 
NC: When did this turn into an after school special?
 
NC: When did this turn into an after school special?
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Mark: Don't hit her. Just...give her a scare.
 
Mark: Don't hit her. Just...give her a scare.
   
''Henry aims the gun and fires, barely missing the cat and hitting a tree''
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''Culkin aims the gun and fires, barely missing the cat and hitting a tree''
   
 
Mark: What a great shot!
 
Mark: What a great shot!
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Henry: I was only trying to scare him.
 
Henry: I was only trying to scare him.
   
NC: (''looking horrified)'' Dude, imagine if he had that weapon in 'Home Alone'.
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NC: (''looking horrified)'' Dude, imagine if he had that weapon in 'Home Alone'
   
''We are shown the staircase scene where Marv and Harry get hit with paint cans intercut with Henry arming his gun.''
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''We are shown the staircase scene where Marv and Harry get hit with paintcans intercut with Henry hiring his gun.''
   
 
Harry: Don't worry, Marv. I'll get him for ya.
 
Harry: Don't worry, Marv. I'll get him for ya.
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NC: Mr. Highway? I wonder why he's called Mr. High--Oh.
 
NC: Mr. Highway? I wonder why he's called Mr. High--Oh.
   
''Mr. Highway is dropped onto the highway, causing a massive wreck, much to Henry's delight. A clip of Home Alone is then shown''
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''Mr. Highway is dropped onto the Highway causing a massive wreck much to Henry's delight. A clip of Home Alone is then shown''
   
 
Kevin: ''(lip-syncing to the movie within a movie that he's watching)'' Keep the change, you filthy animal.
 
Kevin: ''(lip-syncing to the movie within a movie that he's watching)'' Keep the change, you filthy animal.
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NC: But the sinister Culkin is not pleased.
 
NC: But the sinister Culkin is not pleased.
   
''Henry is shown to be witnessing this through the added vision of the Terminator with the word "Subject Not Terminated" in his vision.''
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''Henry is shown to be like The Terminator having vision with the word "Subject Not Terminated" in his vision.''
   
 
NC: After about the FIFTH time he tries to kill someone, Wood finally decides to confess to Culkin's mother.
 
NC: After about the FIFTH time he tries to kill someone, Wood finally decides to confess to Culkin's mother.
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NC: Convinced that no one will believe him, Wood decides to go and tell his psychologist. But guess who happens to be there?
 
NC: Convinced that no one will believe him, Wood decides to go and tell his psychologist. But guess who happens to be there?
 
''At the psychologist's house, Mark is stunned to see that Henry is already there talking with the psychologist.''
 
   
 
Psychologist: Mark!
 
Psychologist: Mark!
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NC: After doing a thorough check of the room, he realizes there is no way out. Meanwhile, Culkin's mother stops taking stupid pills and asks Culkin about his brother's death.
 
NC: After doing a thorough check of the room, he realizes there is no way out. Meanwhile, Culkin's mother stops taking stupid pills and asks Culkin about his brother's death.
 
''Susan and Henry are shown walking in the woods.''
 
   
 
Susan: You have to tell me the truth now. What happened the night Richard died?
 
Susan: You have to tell me the truth now. What happened the night Richard died?
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NC: Eventually, the mother is holding onto the two boys and has to choose which one she'll save. The choice is pretty easy.
 
NC: Eventually, the mother is holding onto the two boys and has to choose which one she'll save. The choice is pretty easy.
   
''For each son, he shows a list of movies that they'll star in and their success. For Wood, the list goes like this: Lord of the Rings, Sin City, Happy Feet, and many dollar signs. For Culkin, the list is: [[Richie Rich]], Getting Even with Dad, The Nutcracker, and a caption saying "DROP HIM!". Susan ultimately chooses to save Wood, while Culkin falls to his death.''
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''For each son, he shows a list of movies that they'll star in and their success. For Wood, the list goes like this: Lord of the Rings, Sin City, Happy Feet, and many dollar signs. For Culkin, the list is: Richie Rich, Getting Even with Dad, The Nutcracker, and a caption saying "DROP HIM!". Susan ultimately chooses to save Wood, while Culkin falls to his death.''
   
 
NC: So Culkin falls to his death, Elijah Wood is saved, and they all live happily ever after. OR DO THEY???
 
NC: So Culkin falls to his death, Elijah Wood is saved, and they all live happily ever after. OR DO THEY???

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