The Gingerdead Man
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Aired
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December 18, 2013
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Running time
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26:32
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Phelous: Have you wanted to see Child's Play with Gary Busey instead of Brad Dourif? Ooooh, wait, and he's a cookie instead of a doll! Oh, yeah, there's the hook!
(The title card comes up, along with the movie's opening theme playing.)
Phelous: Run, run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me! I'm the Gingerdead Man! (beat) Well, if he's dead, he's probably east to get... Gingerbread cookies are Christmas!
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Phelous: (mimicking Gingerdead Man) I smell cookies. (A photoshopped image of a mirror comes up, and the camera zooms on on him.) Wait a second... NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Gingerdead Man: Well, it sure ain't the Pillsbury fucking Doughboy.