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The Cinema Snob by Brad Jones started like many other shows on TGWTG.com. It got its start on Youtube and eventually took off to its own site. Brad started his show in 2007 long before he joined TGWTG.com in 2010. The idea for Brad's character came from a 1984 episode of "Siskel and Ebert" when Ebert went on a rant about "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter". Ebert went into exhaustive detail about the film and Jones felt it was just a mediocre slasher film; nothing more. The review inspired him to start his own show by essentially being a snob reviewing movies good or bad. In this show, he reviews Z list movies, movies that aren't seen by the general public.
Starting with "Slugs", Brad began to release some of his older reviews onto TGWTG.com
Appearance
The Cinema Snob is usually seen wearing glasses, a black jacket, black T-shirt, and black pants. He is known partially for his deep speaking voice, which, as stated in his crossover review of Leprechaun with the Nostalgia Critic, he attributes to, "Years of drinking Crystal Pepsi",
Opening theme
Starting a trend for Brad's shows to have songs from 80s TV shows in the credits, the opening theme is Joey Scarbury's "Believe It Or Not", best known as the theme from Greatest American Hero. Some episodes change the opening song accordingly:
- "Jet Set" by Alphaville for the Pierre Kirby episodes (as Full Metal Ninja employs a similar song in an action sequence)
- "Hello Mah Baby" by Michigan J. Frog for talking vagina movies
- "Night Train to Mundo Fine" by John Carradine in Billy the Kid vs. Dracula (as that marked the sixth movie with Carradine in the show!)
- A remix of the E.T. theme for E.T. ripoffs
- "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" in Christmas-themed movies
- The Friday the 13th theme in installments of that series
Episodes on TGWTG.com
These episodes are the ones found on TGWTG.com. All of his 2007-2009 episodes can be found on his site.
| Episode Number | Name | Date Released |
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| 1 | E.T. The Porno | January 6th, 2010 |
| 2 | The Cinema Snob Goes Hollywood | January 7th, 2010 |
| 3 | The Best Horror Films of the Decade | January 11th, 2010 |
| 4 | Lady Terminator | January 12th, 2010 |
| 5 | The Worst Films of the Decade | January 18th, 2010 |
| 5 | Nudist Colony of The Dead | January 21st, 2010 |
| 5 | Bloody New Year | February 2nd, 2010 |
| 6 | Brazilian Star Wars | February 7th, 2010 |
| 7 | The Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine | February 14th, 2010 |
| 8 | Universal Soldier | February 27th, 2010 |
| 9 | The Astro-Zombies | March 3rd, 2010 |
| 10 | Turkish Star Wars | March 10th, 2010 |
| 11 | Porno Holocaust | March 11th, 2010 |
| 12 | Beaver & Buttface | March 12th, 2010 |
| 13 | Sadomania | March 14th, 2010 |
| 14 | Brad and Jerrid Shit Their Pants | March 16th, 2010 |
| 15 | Troll 3 (Part 01) | March 19th, 2010 |
| 16 | Troll 3 (Part 02) | March 26th, 2010 |
| 17 | Top 10 Best "Manimal" Moments | March 28th, 2010 |
| 18 | Blood Sucking Freaks | April 2nd, 2010 |
| 19 | Devil Times Five | April 6th, 2010 |
| 20 | Troll | April 10th, 2010 |
| 21 | Demented Death Farm Massacre | April 11th, 2010 |
| 22 | Troll 2 | April 12th, 2010 |
| 23 | Don't Open Till Christmas | April 13th, 2010 |
| 24 | Kung Tai Ted: Return of the Street Fighter | April 13th, 2010 |
| 25 | Halloween III: Season of the Witch" Trailer | April 15th, 2010 |
| 26 | Brad and Jerrid Play Candyland | April 18th, 2010 |
| 27 | Death Nurse | April 19th, 2010 |
| 28 | Death Bed The Bed That Eats | April 20th, 2010 |
| 29 | The House of the Devil | April 22nd, 2010 |
| 30 | Curse of the Cannibal Confederates | April 23rd, 2010 |
| 31 | Death Nurse 2 | April 28th, 2010 |
| 32 | "Mother's Day" | May 9th, 2010 |
| 33 | Video Violence 2 | May 11th, 2010 |
| 34 | Year Two: Bad Movie Cinema Snob: McBain | May 18th, 2010 |
| 35 | Deathrow Gameshow | May 26th, 2010 |
| 36 | The Body Shop | May 29th, 2010 |
| 37 | Las Vegas Bloodbath | June 5th, 2010 |
| 38 | Alien 2 On Earth | June 8th, 2010 |
| 39 | Ax 'Em | June 10th, 2010 |
| 40 | American Commando 3 - Savage Temptation | June 21st, 2010 |
| 41 | Hardgore | June 24th, 2010 |
| 42 | Superman: The 1975 Musical | July 1st, 2010 |
| 43 | Island of Death | July 8th, 2010 |
| 44 | Hell's Bloody Devils | July 29th, 2010 |
| 45 | Redneck Zombies | July 30th, 2010 |
| 46 | Super Hornio Brothers | August 5th, 2010 |
| 47 | The Expendables (1988) | August 12th, 2010 |
| 48 | Caligula_(part_1) | August 20th, 2010 |
| 48 (Cont) | Caligula_(part_2) | August 26th, 2010 |
| Special | Caligula Gag Reel | September 8th, 2010 |
| 49 | Violent Shit | September 9th, 2010 |
| 50 | Slugs | September 23rd, 2010 |
| 51 | Inglorious Bastards 2 | September 30th, 2010 |
| 52 | Creepozoids | October 6th, 2010 |
| 53 | Super Hornio Bros. 2 | October 12th, 2010 |
| 54 | Satan's School for Girls | October 14th, 2010 |
| 55 | Dolemite | October 21st, 2010 |
| 56 | The Geek | November 4th, 2010 |
| 57 | Chatterbox | November 11th, 2010 |
| 58 | Weasels Rip My Flesh | November 18th, 2010 |
| 59 | Home Sweet Home | November 25th, 2010 |
| 60 | Violent Shit 2 | December 5th, 2010 |
| 61 | Zombi 7 | December 9th, 2010 |
| 62 | Silent Night Deadly Night, Part 2 | December 18th, 2010 |
| 63 | The 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010 | December 30th, 2010 |
| 64 | New Year's Evil | January 6th, 2011 |
| 65 | Pussy Talk | January 13th, 2011 |
| 66 | The Forgotten Nic Cage: "Zandalee" | January 18th, 2011 |
| 67 | Dressed to Fire | January 20th, 2011 |
| 68 | Italian Batman | January 27th, 2011 |
| 69 | The Forgotten Nic Cage: "The Best of Times" | February 1st, 2011 |
| 70 | Driller Killer | February 3rd, 2011 |
| 71 | Star Odyssey | February 11th, 2011 |
| 72 | Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory | February 22nd, 2011 |
| 73 | Billy the Kid vs Dracula | February 23rd, 2011 |
| 74 | Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter | March 2nd, 2011 |
| 75 | Night Trap | March 9th, 2011 |
| 76 | Las Tortugas Pinjas | March 16th, 2011 |
| 77 | Grizzly II - The Predator | March 28th, 2011 |
| 78 | The Refrigerator | March 30th, 2011 |
| 79 | Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy | April 6th, 2011 |
| 80 | The Galazy Invaders | April 7th, 2011 |
| 81 | Geek Maggot Bingo | April 13th, 2011 |
| 82 | Cannibal Holocaust | April 14th, 2011 |
| 83 | Night of Horror | May 5th, 2011 |
| 84 | Oversexed Rugsuckers From Mars | May 18th, 2011 |
| 85 | Dracula (The Dirty Old Man) | May 25th, 2011 |
| 86 | Pieces | May 26th, 2011 |
| 87 | Beware! Children at Play | June 2nd, 2011 |
| 88 | A Clockwork Orgy | June 15th, 2011 |
| 89 | Nail Gun Massacre | June 16th, 2011 |
| 90 | The Tormentors | June 29th, 2011 |
| 91 | Nightdreams | July 7th, 2011 |
| 92 | Pink Flamingos | July 13th, 2011 |
| 93 | Caligula II: Messalina, Messalina | July 20th, 211 |
| 94 | Nekromantik | July 28th, 2011 |
| 95 | Violent Shit III - Infantry of Doom | August 3rd, 2011 |
| 96 | Hitler - Dead or Alive | August 11th, 2011 |
| 97 | The Stewardesses 3D | August 17th, 2011 |
| 98 | Entrails of a Virgin | August 18th, 2011 |
| 99 | Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom | August 22nd, 2011 |
| 100 | Blood Feast | August 31st, 2011 |
| 101 | Child Bride | September 7th, 2011 |
| 102 | The Sinful Dwarf | September 14th, 2011 |
| 103 | Angel Above - The Devil Below | September 22nd, 2011 |
| 104 | Dr. Sex | September 28th, 2011 |
| Special | The Cinema Snob Movie Announcement | October 4th, 2011 |
| Special | Cannibal Holocaust Commentary | October 5th, 2011 |
| 105 | Maniac | October 12th, 2011 |
| 106 | Bat Pussy | October 20th, 2011 |
| 107 | ET Week - Badi (Turkish ET) | November 1st, 2011 |
| 108 | ET Week - Keep Up The Lust ET | November 2nd, 2011 |
| 109 | ET Week - Nukie | November 3rd, 2011 |
| 110 | ET Week - Homoti (The Other Turkish ET) | November 4th, 2011 |
| 111 | ET Week - Extra Terrestrial Visitors | November 5th, 2011 |
| 112 | Porno Midnight Heat | November 9th, 2011 |
| 113 | Blood Rage | November 23rd, 2011 |
| 114 | The Corpse Grinders | December 1st, 2011 |
| 115 | Elves | December 8th, 2011 |
| Special | The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2011 | December 29th, 2011 |
| 116 | Cannibal Ferox | January 7th, 2012 |
| 117 | Anthropophagus | January 11th, 2012 |
| 118 | Zombie 6: Monster Hunter | January 12th, 2012 |
| 119 | The Gestapo's Last Orgy | January 25th, 2012 |
| 120 | The Helter Skelter Murders | February 2nd, 2012 |
| 121 | Giallo a Venezia | February 8th, 2012 |
| 122 | Guyana - Cult of the Damned | February 9th, 2012 |
| 123 | Rape Squad | February 16th, 2012 |
| 124 | Woodchipper Massacre | March 1st, 2012 |
| 125 | Ninja Terminator | March 7th, 2012 |
| 126 | The Terror of Tiny Town | March 22nd, 2012 |
| 127 | The Last House on the Left | April 18th, 2012 |
| 128 | Horror of the Zombies | May 9th, 2012 |
| 129 | Guinea Pig - The Devil's Experiment | May 10th, 2012 |
| 130 | Gums | May 16th, 2012 |
| 131 | Mother's Day (2010) | May 24th, 2012 |
| 132 | Sleepaway Camp | May 31st, 2012 |
| 133 | They Saved Hitler's Brain | June 6th, 2012 |
| 134 | Sleepaway Camp II | June 20th, 2012 |
| 135 | Faces of Death | June 27th, 2012 |
| Special | The Cinema Snob Movie Teaser | June 28th, 2012 |
| 136 | Sleepaway Camp III - Teenage Wasteland | July 11th, 2012 |
| 137 | Criminally Insane | July 19th, 2012 |
| 138 | The Erotic Adventures of Dickman & Throbbin | July 26th, 2012 |
| 139 | A Scene from The Cinema Snob Movie | August 1st, 2012 |
| 140 | Goldengirl | August 8th, 2012 |
| 141 | Sodom and Gomorrah - The Last Seven Days | August 22nd, 2012 |
| Special | The Cinema Snob Movie Full Trailer So what's The Cinema Snob Movie even about? Check out the new Full Trailer! Coming this September to DVD. |
August 23rd, 2012 |
| 142 | Gross Out | August 29th, 2012 |
| 143 | Sleepaway Camp IV - The Survivor | September 12th, 2012 |
| 144 | The Beast | September 19th, 2012 |
| Special | The Cinema Snob Movie DVD Promo | September 21st, 2012 |
| 145 | Los Porno Sin Son | September 26th, 2012 |
| Special | The Cinema Snob Movie Out on DVD! | September 27th, 2012 |
| 146 | The Mutilator | October 4th, 2012 |
| 147 | Karate Girl | October 11th, 2012 |
| 148 | Hack-O-Lantern | October 24th, 2012 |
| 149 | The Devil with Hitler | November 1st, 2012 |
| 150 | Violent Shit 4.0 | November 7th, 2012 |
| 151 | Turkish Casper | November 21st, 2012 |
| 152 | Son of Sleepaway Camp | December 5th, 2012 |
| 153 | Silent Night, Deadly Night 3 - Better Watch Out! | December 6th, 2012 |
| Special | The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2012 | December 12th, 2012 |
| 154 | The Texas Chainsaw Massacre | January 9th, 2013 |
| 155 | Tampon Tango | January 16th, 2013 |
| 156 | Return to Sleepaway Camp | January 30th, 2013 |
| 157 | 42nd Street Forever, Vol. 1 | February 7th, 2013 |
| 158 | Moment By Moment | February 13th, 2013 |
| 159 | Crackerjack | February 27th, 2013 |
| 160 | Debbie Does Dallas | March 6th, 2013 |
| Special | The Cinema Snob DVD Trailer | March 8th, 2013 |
| 161 | I Spit On Your Grave (Part 1) | March 13th, 2013 |
| 162 | I Spit On Your Grave (Part 2) | March 20th, 2013 |
| 163 | Plutonium Baby | April 3rd, 2013 |
| Special | I Spit On Your Grave Commentary | April 4th, 2013 |
| Special | I Spit On Your Grave Bloopers | April 10th, 2013 |
| 164 | Beyond the Valley of the Dolls | April 11th, 2013 |
| 165 | E~3 - The Extra Testicle | April 24th, 2013 |
| 166 | Terminator 1991 Remake | April 25th, 2013 |
| 167 | Water Power | May 1st, 2013 |
| 168 | The German Chainsaw Massacre | May 16th, 2013 |
| 169 | Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS | May 22nd, 2013 |
| 170 | Heartbeeps | May 30th, 2013 |
| 171 | My Baby is Black! | June 5th, 2013 |
| 172 | Souper Man | June 19th, 2013 |
| 173 | Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks | June 21st, 2013 |
| 174 | In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo | June 26th, 2013 |
| 175 | Shock! Shock! Shock! | July 3rd, 2013 |
| 176 | The Legend of the Lone Ranger | July 10th, 2013 |
| 177 | Robot Jox | July 17th, 2013 |
| 178 | Dogs | August 7th, 2013 |
| 179 | The Taming of Rebecca | August 14th, 2013 |
| 180 | Friday the 13th | August 21st, 2013 |
| 181 | 42nd St. Forever, Volume 2: The Deuce | September 4th, 2013 |
| 182 | Friday the 13th, Part 2 | September 11th, 2013 |
| 183 | Saturday the 14th | September 12th, 2013 |
| 184 | Gayracula | September 25th, 2013 |
| 185 | Jack the Ripper Goes West | October 16th, 2013 |
| 186 | Xtro | October 17th, 2013 |
| 187 | Halloween | October 31st, 2013 |
| 188 | Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters | November 6th, 2013 |
| 189 | Pussy Talk 2 | November 7th, 2013 |
| 190 | Don't Go into the Woods...Alone! | November 14th, 2013 |
| 191 | Basket Case | November 20th, 2013 |
| 192 | Turkish I Spit on Your Grave | November 27th, 2013 |
| 193 | Snob Riffs - A Day of Thanksgiving | November 28th, 2013 |
| 194 | Let My Puppets Come | December 4th, 2013 |
| 195 | Russian The Hobbit | December 12th, 2013 |
| 196 | Silent Night, Deadly Night | December 19th, 2013 |
| Special | The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2013 | January 1st, 2014 |
| 197 | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | January 15th, 2014 |
| 198 | E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody | January 23rd, 2014 |
| 199 | The Conqueror | February 5th, 2014 |
| 200 | Endless Love | February 12th, 2014 |
| 201 | Fatal Games | February 20th, 2014 |
| 202 | Hitler's Harlot | February 27th, 2014 |
| Special | A Short Look at "Diary of a Nudist" | March 5th, 2014 |
| 203 | Caddyshack II | March 12th, 2014 |
| Special | A Short Look at "Jailbait Babysitter" | March 13th, 2014 |
| Special | A Short Look at "48 Hours of Hallucinatory Sex" | March 19th, 2014 |
| 204 | Ilsa the Wicked Warden | March 20th, 2014 |
| Special | Nudies, Rudies & Crudies Trailer | March 31st, 2014 |
| 205 | Ninja Champion | April 9th, 2014 |
| 206 | Black Love | April 10th, 2014 |
| 207 | Two of a Kind | April 16th, 2014 |
| 208 | Curse of Bigfoot | April 29th, 2014 |
| 209 | The Geek 2 | April 30th, 2014 |
| 210 | How to Catch a Yeti | May 1st, 2014 |
| 211 | Black River Monster | May 2nd, 2014 |
| 212 | The Legend of Boggy Creek | May 3rd, 2014 |
| 213 | Mommie Dearest | May 14th, 2014 |
| 214 | Godzilla's Revenge | May 15th, 2014 |
| 215 | Drive | May 22nd, 2014 |
| 216 | Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell! | June 4th, 2014 |
| 217 | Friday the 13th Part 3 - 3D | June 12th, 2014 |
| 218 | The Stepfather | June 18th, 2014 |
| 219 | Robot Wars | June 26th, 2014 |
| 220 | Wired | July 2nd, 2014 |
| 221 | Brazilian Planet of the Apes | July 16th, 2014 |
| 222 | The Babe Ruth Story | July 24th, 2014 |
| 223 | Hercules | July 30th, 2014 |
| 224 | The Adventures of Hercules II | August 6th, 2014 |
| 225 | The Lonely Lady | August 7th, 2014 |
| 226 | Driller: A Sexual Thriller | August 20th, 2014 |
| 227 | Devil Times Five | September 3rd, 2014 |
| 228 | Cut-Throats Nine | September 4th, 2014 |
| 229 | At Long Last Love | September 10th, 2014 |
| 230 | The Apple | September 17th, 2014 |
| 231 | Shock Treatment | September 24th, 2014 |
| 232 | Can't Stop the Music | October 2nd, 2014 |
| 233 | The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke on my Aunt Getrude | October 8th, 2014 |
| 234 | Fun in Balloon Land | October 16th, 2014 |
| 235 | Halloween II | October 29th, 2014 |
| 236 | Down and Dirty Duck | November 5th, 2014 |
| 237 | A Nightmare On Elm Street | November 12th, 2014 |
| 238 | Black Rage | November 19th, 2014 |
| 239 | Turkish First Blood | November 26th, 2014 |
| 240 | Foreskin Gump | December 4th, 2014 |
| 241 | Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation | December 10th, 2014 |
| Special | The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2014 | December 17th, 2014 |
| 242 | Zombie | January 7th, 2015 |
| 243 | Cruisin' 57 | January 13th, 2015 |
| 244 | Hell of the Living Dead | January 21st, 2015 |
| 245 | Suspiria | February 4th, 2015 |
| 246 | Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter | February 11th, 2015 |
| 247 | Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit? | February 18th, 2015 |
| 248 | Beyond the Darkness: Buio Omega | February 25th, 2015 |
| 249 | The House By the Cemetery | March 4th, 2015 |
| 250 | Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning | March 11th, 2015 |
| 251 | Miami Connection | March 25th, 2015 |
| 252 | Jungle Holocaust | April 2nd, 2015 |
| 253 | Exorcist II: The Heretic | April 8th, 2015 |
| Special | Midwest Media Expo - The Cinema Snob Panel | April 15th, 2015 |
| 254 | The Crippled Avengers | April 30th, 2015 |
| 255 | Top Dog | May 7th, 2015 |
| 256 | Hard Knuckle | May 20th, 2015 |
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