(The Channel Awesome logo is displayed, then cold-open on a commercial for Kill-You's Tuffy Flakes, with Tuffy the Tiger holding up a box of the cereal)
Tuffy (voiced by Rob): So remember, kids, Tuffy Flakes isn't the healthiest cereal, but a longer life not dedicated to sugar is no life at all.
(The camera pulls back to reveal that Tuffy is standing in a cemetery, surrounded on all sides by gravestones)
Tuffy: Tuffy Flakes: They're (points in the air) gr-r-r-roing to kill you, but who cares? (shrugs)
NC:(offscreen) And... cut!
(The scene of the cemetery suddenly disappears, replaced by a green screen. NC is standing nearby, looking on his phone (presumably, he was filming it on there))
NC: Great, you have a commercial. (turns to leave the room)
Tuffy:(puts the cereal box down) Oh, Mr. Critic! (runs to NC) I just wanted to say how thankful I am that you're directing this commercial.
Tuffy: Oh, right. (gives the check to NC) It's just the other directors actually tried my product and died very early deaths for some reason.
NC: Good thing I don't like the taste of sugar-coated cardboard.
Tuffy: How did you know the secret ingredient?
NC: Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta get ready for a crossover with the Cinema Snob.
Tuffy: You do that. And the toughiest of days to you, sir!
NC:(stares at Tuffy for a bit) You scare me. You scare me. (goes off)
(Tuffy shrugs. He turns back to pick up his cereal box, as the camera moves behind his back, suggesting that somebody is approaching him. Tuffy turns around)
Tuffy:(gasps) Oh, my God. It's you!
(And we go to the opening! After this, we fade to Doug's cat, Chaplin, waking up on a couch)
Chaplin (voiced by Doug):(speaking cheerfully) Oh, boy! What a great morning! I'm Chaplin. (walks out of the living room) Time to go enjoy the beautiful day. Oh, boy! The wall is still blue! Good job, wall! I'm Chaplin. You know what else is blue? Tuffy Flakes. I'm gonna go look at a box of it right now, because I'm Chaplin.
(Chaplin goes to a box of Tuffy Flakes on the floor...that doesn't have its mascot on it. The camera dramatically zooms in on it, and on Chaplin as well)
Chaplin: Oh, no! Tuffy the Tiger is missing! It's still a great day, but (zoom in) Tuffy the Tiger is missing!
(Chaplin goes to his owner's room and jumps on his computer chair)
Chaplin: This looks like a job for my bestest friend in the whole wide world, Lloyd, played by Lloyd. Come in, Lloyd! Come in!
(Lloyd, Brad Jones' cat, is displayed on the computer via video call)
Lloyd (voiced by Brad): Dammit, Chaplin! I told you never to call me between the times of now or ever!
Chaplin: I'm sorry, Lloyd, but it's an emergency. Tuffy the Tiger is missing!
Lloyd:(sounding worried) Oh, my God! That adorable YouTube sensation with almost 19 subscribers?
(As he says this, the screenshot of "Tuffy Tiger" YouTube channel is shown, having 18 subscribers at the time of the video's release)
Chaplin: Actually, no. It's a cereal mascot.
Lloyd: Oh. Who cares?
Chaplin: The world cares, Lloyd. And if we don't do something about it, the world may stop caring.
Lloyd:(sounding annoyed) Oh, okay. Where was he last seen?
Chaplin: At Channel Awesome studios, shooting a commercial with my owner, the Nostalgia Critic!
Lloyd: Oh, yeah. My food giver, the Cinema Snob, was heading over there, too.
Chaplin: Tuffy hasn't gotten far. Perhaps they could lead us to him. I'm Chaplin.
Lloyd: Yes. Perhaps we can keep tabs on them through my surveillance cameras I conveniently set up all over the world...
(As Lloyd speaks, we're shown the security camera in the studio's hallway, showing NC casually greeting the Cinema Snob typing on his phone next to the door of NC's room)
Lloyd: ...and see if they lead us to him.
Chaplin: Wow! You mean, like the movie That Darn Cat?
(The title of this 1997 film is shown)
Lloyd:(shakes head) No! Nothing like that.
Chaplin: Oh. Okay.
Lloyd: Let's watch them and see what happens.
Chaplin: You got it, pal!
(Cut to NC and CS calmly sitting together at NC's desk)
CS: You wanna talk about That Darn Cat?
(The title is shown again, followed by clips from the original 1965 film)
CS (vo): The original That Darn Cat! premiered in 1965 to positive reviews and a decent box office.
NC (vo): Following the story of an alley cat who police suspect could lead them to a kidnapped woman, it's one of those overlooked Disney classics that had good comedy, memorable characters, and surprisingly intimidating villains.
Dan (Neville Brand):(holding Margaret Miller at gunpoint) Because I got friends. Ten little lead-nosed friends in here. And they all run faster than you do, Moms.
(Cut to a clip from Spaceballs)
Barf: Holy shit!
(Now, we're shown clips from the 1997 film)
CS (vo): In 1997 at the height of Disney's live-action cinematic renaissance, (Several posters are quickly shown: of Air Bud, Jungle 2 Jungle, Mr. Magoo and Rocketman) a remake was released starring Christina Ricci, Doug E. Doug, and whoever else said "I need a down payment on a condo!"
NC (vo): Where the original had surprisingly a lot of personality and even suspense, this has a surprisingly small amount of "darn cat" and an annoyingly large amount of dick humans.
CS (vo): Notice how the original has an exclamation point in its title, and the remake has Comic Sans' unemployable brother? Big clue!
NC (vo): And we're gonna look at how such a lousy remake from such an enjoyable source material could have happened.
CS: With apologies to feline lovers watching.
NC: And felines as well.
(Cut back to their cats)
Lloyd: They're doing nothing but sitting there! Imagine an animal doing such a thing. Let's watch something else.
Chaplin: Lloyd! Are you suggesting we let an innocent creature die, just so you don't have to watch their review?