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''(The Channel Awesome logo is displayed, then cold-open on a commercial for [[Battle_of_the_Commercials#Frosted_Flakes|Kill-You's Tuffy Flakes]], with Tuffy the Tiger holding up a box of the cereal)''
 
''(The Channel Awesome logo is displayed, then cold-open on a commercial for [[Battle_of_the_Commercials#Frosted_Flakes|Kill-You's Tuffy Flakes]], with Tuffy the Tiger holding up a box of the cereal)''
   
'''Tuffy (voiced by [[Malcolm Ray|Malcolm]]):''' So remember, kids, Tuffy Flakes isn't the healthiest cereal, but a longer life not dedicated to sugar is no life at all.
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'''Tuffy (voiced by [[The Other Guy|Rob]]):''' So remember, kids, Tuffy Flakes isn't the healthiest cereal, but a longer life not dedicated to sugar is no life at all.
   
 
''(The camera pulls back to reveal that Tuffy is standing in a cemetery, surrounded on all sides by gravestones)''
 
''(The camera pulls back to reveal that Tuffy is standing in a cemetery, surrounded on all sides by gravestones)''
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''(The scene of the cemetery suddenly disappears, replaced by a green screen. NC is standing nearby, looking on his phone (presumably, he was filming it on there))''
 
''(The scene of the cemetery suddenly disappears, replaced by a green screen. NC is standing nearby, looking on his phone (presumably, he was filming it on there))''
   
'''NC:''' Great, you have a commercial.
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'''NC:''' Great, you have a commercial. ''(turns to leave the room)''
   
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'''Tuffy:''' ''(puts the cereal box down)'' Oh, Mr. Critic! ''(runs to NC) ''I just wanted to say how thankful I am that you're directing this commercial.
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'''NC:''' ''(deadpan)'' Check.
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'''Tuffy:''' Oh, right. ''(gives the check to NC)'' It's just the other directors actually tried my product and died very early deaths for some reason.
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'''NC:''' Good thing I don't like the taste of sugar-coated cardboard.
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'''Tuffy:''' How did you know the secret ingredient?
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'''NC:''' Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta get ready for a crossover with the [[Cinema Snob (character)|Cinema Snob]].
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'''Tuffy:''' You do that. And the toughiest of days to you, sir!
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'''NC:''' ''(stares at Tuffy for a bit)'' You scare me. You scare me. ''(goes off)''
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''(Tuffy shrugs. He turns back to pick up his cereal box, as the camera moves behind his back, suggesting that somebody is approaching him. Tuffy turns around)''
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'''Tuffy:''' ''(gasps)'' Oh, my God. It's you!
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''(And we go to the opening! After this, we fade to Doug's cat, Chaplin, waking up on a couch)''
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'''Chaplin (voiced by Doug):''' Oh, boy! What a great morning! I'm Chaplin. ''(walks out of the living room)'' Time to go enjoy the beautiful day. Oh, boy! The wall is still blue! Good job, wall! I'm Chaplin. You know what else is blue? Tuffy Flakes. I'm gonna go look at a box of it right now, because I'm Chaplin.
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''(Chaplin goes to a box of Tuffy Flakes on the floor...that doesn't have its mascot on it)''{{Stub}}
 
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Revision as of 18:23, August 8, 2019

That Darn Cat (1997)

That darn cat nc

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August 7, 2019
Running Time
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(The Channel Awesome logo is displayed, then cold-open on a commercial for Kill-You's Tuffy Flakes, with Tuffy the Tiger holding up a box of the cereal)

Tuffy (voiced by Rob): So remember, kids, Tuffy Flakes isn't the healthiest cereal, but a longer life not dedicated to sugar is no life at all.

(The camera pulls back to reveal that Tuffy is standing in a cemetery, surrounded on all sides by gravestones)

Tuffy: Tuffy Flakes: They're (points in the air) gr-r-r-roing to kill you, but who cares? (shrugs)

NC: (offscreen) And...cut!

(The scene of the cemetery suddenly disappears, replaced by a green screen. NC is standing nearby, looking on his phone (presumably, he was filming it on there))

NC: Great, you have a commercial. (turns to leave the room)

Tuffy: (puts the cereal box down) Oh, Mr. Critic! (runs to NC) I just wanted to say how thankful I am that you're directing this commercial.

NC: (deadpan) Check.

Tuffy: Oh, right. (gives the check to NC) It's just the other directors actually tried my product and died very early deaths for some reason.

NC: Good thing I don't like the taste of sugar-coated cardboard.

Tuffy: How did you know the secret ingredient?

NC: Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta get ready for a crossover with the Cinema Snob.

Tuffy: You do that. And the toughiest of days to you, sir!

NC: (stares at Tuffy for a bit) You scare me. You scare me. (goes off)

(Tuffy shrugs. He turns back to pick up his cereal box, as the camera moves behind his back, suggesting that somebody is approaching him. Tuffy turns around)

Tuffy: (gasps) Oh, my God. It's you!

(And we go to the opening! After this, we fade to Doug's cat, Chaplin, waking up on a couch)

Chaplin (voiced by Doug): Oh, boy! What a great morning! I'm Chaplin. (walks out of the living room) Time to go enjoy the beautiful day. Oh, boy! The wall is still blue! Good job, wall! I'm Chaplin. You know what else is blue? Tuffy Flakes. I'm gonna go look at a box of it right now, because I'm Chaplin.

(Chaplin goes to a box of Tuffy Flakes on the floor...that doesn't have its mascot on it)

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