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'''NC:''' Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. ''(sighs)'' Apologies. You've caught in the middle of kind of an embarrassing therapy session.
  
'''NC:''' Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. ''(sighs)'' Apologies. You've caught in the middle of kind of an embarrassing therapy session.
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''(NC's therapist, named Dr. Pity (Malcolm), is shown in his office)''
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'''Dr. Pity:''' Now, now, Critic. There's nothing wrong with therapy.
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'''NC:''' But this just seems so...silly.
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'''Dr. Pity:''' Critic, as the world's most sought-after "First World Problem" psychiatrist, I've heard it all.
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''(Tamara's voice is heard from Dr. Pity's phone)''
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'''Tamara (vo):''' Dr. Pity, your 5:00 says your best friend didn't like your Instagram post.
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'''Dr. Pity:''' Tell her that's a class 2 emergency. I'm only taking class 3s for now.
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'''NC:''' I just have what...seems like a little problem, but I just know I'm blowing it out of proportion.
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'''Tamara (vo):''' Dr. Pity, your 6:00 says the Starbucks Barista got his name wrong.
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'''Dr. Pity:''' Move them up to four.
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'''NC:''' How do you deal with something like this?
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'''Dr. Pity:''' Well, have you portrayed yourself as both the hero and the victim?
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'''NC:''' Yes.
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'''Dr. Pity:''' Have you complained on social media instead of talking to friends?
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'''NC:''' Of course.
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'''Dr. Pity:''' Have you declared your life is just like that drama, ''Curb Your Enthusiasm''?
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'''NC:''' Yes, yes, I've done all of that.
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'''Tamara (vo):''' Dr. Pity, your 2:00 says they saw a black person
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'''Dr. Pity:''' And?
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'''Tamara (vo):''' ''(beat)'' That's it.
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'''Dr. Pity:''' Tell her to drink a bottle of Raid and all will be right with the world.
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'''NC:''' Doctor, is there any hope for me?
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'''Dr. Pity:''' Well, I don't think you said yet what the actual problem is.
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'''NC:''' Oh, yes, of course. Sorry. You see...I started Terminator Month, and ''Terminator 2'' might be too perfect a movie for me to critique.
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''(A few moments of silence pass as Dr. Pity emotionlessly stares at a nervous NC)''
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'''Dr. Pity:''' Did you hear that prescription of Raid I gave you earlier?
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'''NC:''' Yeah.
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'''Dr. Pity:''' So you probably wouldn't fall for that.
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'''NC:''' I'm gonna say no.
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'''Dr. Pity:''' Ah.
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''(The title of'' Terminator 2: Judgment Day ''is shown, before showing various clips)''
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'''NC (vo):'''
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Revision as of 10:01, 12 March 2021

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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Release Date
March 10, 2021
Running Time
31:03
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(The Channel Awesome logo is shown, followed by the "TERMONTHNATOR MONTH" title. Cut to NC as he sits, pondering something and then looking up to see he's on camera. He feels rather embarrassed)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. (sighs) Apologies. You've caught in the middle of kind of an embarrassing therapy session.

(NC's therapist, named Dr. Pity (Malcolm), is shown in his office)

Dr. Pity: Now, now, Critic. There's nothing wrong with therapy.

NC: But this just seems so...silly.

Dr. Pity: Critic, as the world's most sought-after "First World Problem" psychiatrist, I've heard it all.

(Tamara's voice is heard from Dr. Pity's phone)

Tamara (vo): Dr. Pity, your 5:00 says your best friend didn't like your Instagram post.

Dr. Pity: Tell her that's a class 2 emergency. I'm only taking class 3s for now.

NC: I just have what...seems like a little problem, but I just know I'm blowing it out of proportion.

Tamara (vo): Dr. Pity, your 6:00 says the Starbucks Barista got his name wrong.

Dr. Pity: Move them up to four.

NC: How do you deal with something like this?

Dr. Pity: Well, have you portrayed yourself as both the hero and the victim?

NC: Yes.

Dr. Pity: Have you complained on social media instead of talking to friends?

NC: Of course.

Dr. Pity: Have you declared your life is just like that drama, Curb Your Enthusiasm?

NC: Yes, yes, I've done all of that.

Tamara (vo): Dr. Pity, your 2:00 says they saw a black person

Dr. Pity: And?

Tamara (vo): (beat) That's it.

Dr. Pity: Tell her to drink a bottle of Raid and all will be right with the world.

NC: Doctor, is there any hope for me?

Dr. Pity: Well, I don't think you said yet what the actual problem is.

NC: Oh, yes, of course. Sorry. You see...I started Terminator Month, and Terminator 2 might be too perfect a movie for me to critique.

(A few moments of silence pass as Dr. Pity emotionlessly stares at a nervous NC)

Dr. Pity: Did you hear that prescription of Raid I gave you earlier?

NC: Yeah.

Dr. Pity: So you probably wouldn't fall for that.

NC: I'm gonna say no.

Dr. Pity: Ah.

(The title of Terminator 2: Judgment Day is shown, before showing various clips)

NC (vo):


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