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NC (voiceover): This fucked-up image pretty much sums up the feel of the movie. I mean, look at her, she looks like she got a makeover by the Sand People. |
NC (voiceover): This fucked-up image pretty much sums up the feel of the movie. I mean, look at her, she looks like she got a makeover by the Sand People. |
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− | Sand Person (from |
+ | Sand Person (from “Star Wars”): (grunts while the following quote is said in a comic balloon) We WILL give you green highlights! |
NC (voiceover): So she goes roaming through the desert looking for water to steal. |
NC (voiceover): So she goes roaming through the desert looking for water to steal. |
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NC: (misinterprets) And Sauron? |
NC: (misinterprets) And Sauron? |
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− | (A clip of Sauron’s eye from " |
+ | (A clip of Sauron’s eye from "The Lord of the Rings”) |
NC (voiceover): (as Sauron) Nobody owns me, beeyotch! |
NC (voiceover): (as Sauron) Nobody owns me, beeyotch! |
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Kesslee: (leans in and whispers) Not yet. |
Kesslee: (leans in and whispers) Not yet. |
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− | NC: (imitates Yoda from “Star Wars”) |
+ | NC: (imitates Yoda from “Star Wars”) You will be. YOU will be! |
NC (voiceover): So they make her a slave in his company as she tries to fight back with her ''witty'' comebacks. |
NC (voiceover): So they make her a slave in his company as she tries to fight back with her ''witty'' comebacks. |
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NC: That really fucking makes you think. |
NC: That really fucking makes you think. |
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− | Announcer: (in a take-off of the infamous |
+ | Announcer: (in a take-off of the infamous Big Lipped Alligator Moment, complete with altered logo) BIG LIPPED STARVING CHILDREN MOMENT! |
NC (voiceover): So because they decided to do their rape of Broadway, Sam gets kidnapped again! Good one, Rebecca! Good one! |
NC (voiceover): So because they decided to do their rape of Broadway, Sam gets kidnapped again! Good one, Rebecca! Good one! |