He left Krypton (Ciao Deabeats!)
So he could live on
Now the planet is cheering him,
and his impossibly giant chin.
Does all the things super people can
Catch a plane
Never get nookie from Lois Lane
Her skirt's as short as Verne Troyer's belt size
It's hard not to make his red undies rise
Superman's got a plan
Wear silly tights just like Peter Pan
We're all fans
Bam! Bam! Bam!
He's got a good California tan
Um.. Back of lamb
Try the ham
Spam! Spam! Spam!
And we're done.
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