Superman
Superman 10/29/09
He left Krypton (Ciao Deabeats!)
So he could live on
Now the planet is cheering him,
and his impossibly giant chin.
Superman! Superman!
Does all the things super people can
Fly Around
Catch a plane
Never get nookie from Lois Lane
Her skirt's as short as Verne Troyer's belt size
It's hard not to make his red undies rise
Superman's got a plan
Wear silly tights just like Peter Pan
We're all fans
Bam! Bam! Bam!
He's got a good California tan
Um.. Back of lamb
Try the ham
Auntie Em
Bearded clam
Spam! Spam! Spam!
And we're done.