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Superman

Superman 10/29/09

He left Krypton (Ciao Deabeats!)

So he could live on

Now the planet is cheering him,

and his impossibly giant chin.

Superman! Superman!

Does all the things super people can

Fly Around

Catch a plane

Never get nookie from Lois Lane

Her skirt's as short as Verne Troyer's belt size

It's hard not to make his red undies rise

Superman's got a plan

Wear silly tights just like Peter Pan

We're all fans

Bam! Bam! Bam!

He's got a good California tan

Um.. Back of lamb

Try the ham

Auntie Em

Bearded clam

Spam! Spam! Spam!

And we're done.

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