Channel Awesome
Register
Edit Page
Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.

The edit can be undone. Please check the comparison below to verify that this is what you want to do, and then publish the changes below to finish undoing the edit.

Latest revision Your text
Line 3: Line 3:
 
'''Voice (Doug):''' My son, you do not remember me. I am your father. You must have many questions. ''(The face of Doug appears, representing Jor-El, Kal-El's father)'' Here in this Fortress of Solitude, we may find the answers together. Even though you have been raised as a human being, you are not one of them. They can be a great people if they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason, above all, their capacity for good; I have sent them you...my son. You will be... ''(nods)'' Superman.
 
'''Voice (Doug):''' My son, you do not remember me. I am your father. You must have many questions. ''(The face of Doug appears, representing Jor-El, Kal-El's father)'' Here in this Fortress of Solitude, we may find the answers together. Even though you have been raised as a human being, you are not one of them. They can be a great people if they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason, above all, their capacity for good; I have sent them you...my son. You will be... ''(nods)'' Superman.
   
''(The camera turns around to reveal that he's actually talking to a woman in Superman's outfit (played by [[Tamara Chambers|Tamara]]))''
+
''(The camera turns around to reveal that he's actually talking to a woman in Superman's outfit (played by [[Tamara Chambers|Tamara]])''
   
 
'''Supergirl:''' Uh, I'm Super''girl''.
 
'''Supergirl:''' Uh, I'm Super''girl''.
Line 1,117: Line 1,117:
 
''(As Supergirl flies through the air, she holds the Omegahedron in her hand, and it glows. She dives into the water in the lake where she first arrived when she first arrived on Earth. She then flies back to her home planet)''
 
''(As Supergirl flies through the air, she holds the Omegahedron in her hand, and it glows. She dives into the water in the lake where she first arrived when she first arrived on Earth. She then flies back to her home planet)''
   
'''NC (vo):''' She goes back to inner space back to inner space, presumably using the power source and...
+
'''NC (vo):''' She goes back to inner space back to inner space, presumably using the power source and...
   
 
''(Suddenly, her planet lights up and the end credits start to roll ("An Alexander and Ilya Salkind Production"))''
 
''(Suddenly, her planet lights up and the end credits start to roll ("An Alexander and Ilya Salkind Production"))''
Line 1,137: Line 1,137:
 
'''NC (vo):''' Yeah, as much I've crapped on it, it truly is one of those films [[When is Something So Bad It's Good?|that's so bad, it's a ton of fun]]. The choices made are so weird and baffling, and the inconsistencies in everything from story to acting to effects is part of what makes it a surreal joy. I do kind of feel bad, as this director has done plenty of good things, and even those actors are clearly trying. They do have unique deliveries that stand out, and maybe in a more focused production, they could have brought a lot of charm out of these characters. But as written, they're laughably bad. But at least they are enjoyable in their own bizarre way. If you're on the lookout for campy madness that has no idea what it wants to be or how it wants to be, then look up in the sky. It's a turd...it's a pain...it's...Supergirl.
 
'''NC (vo):''' Yeah, as much I've crapped on it, it truly is one of those films [[When is Something So Bad It's Good?|that's so bad, it's a ton of fun]]. The choices made are so weird and baffling, and the inconsistencies in everything from story to acting to effects is part of what makes it a surreal joy. I do kind of feel bad, as this director has done plenty of good things, and even those actors are clearly trying. They do have unique deliveries that stand out, and maybe in a more focused production, they could have brought a lot of charm out of these characters. But as written, they're laughably bad. But at least they are enjoyable in their own bizarre way. If you're on the lookout for campy madness that has no idea what it wants to be or how it wants to be, then look up in the sky. It's a turd...it's a pain...it's...Supergirl.
   
  +
{{Stub}}
'''Voice:''' So that's it?
 
 
''(NC looks up to see who spoke: it's Supergirl (Tamara) again)''
 
 
'''Supergirl:''' Outside of comics, I won't be remembered for anything other than being a campy joke?
 
 
'''NC:''' Well, ''(shrugs)'' you never know. Maybe the future has something good in store.
 
 
''(Suddenly, Supergirl's phone (a Mac phone, apparently) rings, and she answers it)''
 
 
'''Supergirl:''' Hello?
 
 
''(It's the writer (Malcolm) from the recurring sketch in this episode. He is talking to her on his speaker phone)''
 
 
'''Writer:''' Supergirl! Long time no you.
 
 
'''Supergirl:''' I thought we've agreed you've ruined my life enough.
 
 
'''Writer:''' It's all right. They're giving me another chance to turn it all around.
 
 
'''Supergirl:''' Really?
 
 
'''Writer:''' Get this: You're gonna have your own live-action show!
 
 
'''Supergirl:''' ''(excited)'' What?! That's amazing!
 
 
'''Writer:''' With musical numbers, a lot of goofy humor, and some of the actors from the original movie.
 
 
'''Supergirl:''' ''(less excited now)'' What?
 
 
'''Writer:''' Oh, and we're also giving you a cartoon show called ''DC Super Hero Girls'', where you all go to a super high school full of girls?
 
 
'''Supergirl:''' ''(sourly)'' Seriously?
 
 
'''Writer:''' Oh, and another show called ''Justice League Action'', where we make you look like Betty Boop if she were an anime character.
 
 
'''Supergirl:''' STOP! I've had it! I'm done with this! I've been through every crazy reboot, retool and revamp that you can destroy! Okay, I am a complicated character that deserves a little dignity and a little respect! You think any of those shows are gonna show me that kind of courtesy?!
 
 
'''Writer:''' ''(shrugs)'' Well, if you don't do it, we'll just find another Supergirl.
 
 
'''Supergirl:''' Ho-ho-ho, fine! Get whoever you want! I'm not falling for it again, mister! There's no way that you can make a critical and crowd-pleasing hit with–
 
 
''(Suddenly, we are cut off from her ranting by shots of TV shows featuring Supergirl: ''Supergirl'' (the 2015 series), as well as the aforementioned ''Justice League Action'' and ''DC Super Hero Girls'')''
 
 
'''Announcer (Malcolm):''' ''Supergirl'', ''Justice League Action'' and ''DC Super Hero Girls'' are critical, crowd-pleasing hits, with their smart writing, great sense of humor, and surprising respect for their characters. Only a fool would have passed on these projects!
 
 
''(We cut to NC's black couch where NC and Supergirl are staring at the TV screen which is showing this ad)''
 
 
'''Announcer:''' That seems very specific, but that's what they're paying me to say.
 
 
'''NC:''' ''(to Supergirl)'' Want to hear about the time you became a saleswoman for Radio Shack? ''(Supergirl stares at her and he pokes her in the nose)'' Beep!
 
 
''Channel Awesome tagline'' – '''Zaltar:''' Squirt. Squirt.
 
 
''(The credits roll)''
 
 
 
{{NCscripts}}
 
{{NCscripts}}
 
[[Category:Content]]
 
[[Category:Content]]
Please note that all contributions to the Channel Awesome are considered to be released under the CC-BY-SA
Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)

Templates used on this page: