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NC (vo): Hey, everybody. With Christmas right around the corner, we've decided to give you a Sneek Peek at our next review
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Kylo Ren: Nothing will stand in our way ''(cuts to a cardboard cutout of Darth Vader's melted mask)'' I will finish what you started. ''(turns to the camera)'' I'm not Luke Skywalker!
 
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NC (vo): A sequel to the most popular film trilogy of all time.
   
 
Rey: There were stories about what happened
 
Rey: There were stories about what happened

Revision as of 22:00, 30 December 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer

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December 22, 2015
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Nostalgia Critic)
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NC (vo): Hey, everybody. With Christmas right around the corner, we've decided to give you a Sneek Peek at our next review. Enjoy, and happy holidays.

Cut to scenes reenacting the Force Awakens trailer)

NC: Who are you?

Rey (played by Tamara Chambers): I am no one.

NC: Like Jake Lloyd no one.

Finn: I was raised to do one thing, but I've got nothing left to right for

(Finn takes off his helmet to reveal he is played by Malcolm Ray)

Finn: Whoa! I'm a black guy

(Cut to Kylo Ren aboard the Stardestroyer)

Kylo Ren: Nothing will stand in our way (cuts to a cardboard cutout of Darth Vader's melted mask) I will finish what you started. (turns to the camera) I'm not Luke Skywalker!

NC (vo): A sequel to the most popular film trilogy of all time.

Rey: There were stories about what happened

Han Solo (played by Brad Jones): It's true; all of it.

Cinema Snob: Critic, we're home

(Cut to show the Mos Eisley cantina from The Star Wars Holiday Special

NC: (disgusted) Where do you sleep at night?