(talking) Space. The final marketing ploy. These are the continuing voyages of the Starship Voyager. I'm Captain Janeway, and every other captain got an opening narration except for me and the black guy. Yeah. Is it because we can grow our hair out naturally, you prejudice dickholes? This is my opening now, bitches.
(singing) Star Trek Voyager
Join the adventures
Of Kate Mulgrew
And her freaky crew
Come on you've seen worse
See "Seven of Nine"
Her body's "muy" fine
Her skintight suits
Make ratings boost when they burst
(talking, scoffs) Seriously, I cannot sing that low! Increase the key, Mr. Tuvok!
Tuvok: Aye, Captain.
(singing) We have no idea where we are, we're fucked
Don't trust Starfleet GPS's, they suck
At least we'll last longer than "Enterprise"
That cheap pop song
Didn't last you long, did it guys?
(talking) Seriously? A pop song? That was... That was pretty cheap.
(singing) I'm Mrs. Colombo!