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'''Linkara:''' Hello, and welcome to ''[[Atop the Fourth Wall]]'', ''(suddenly spreads arms wide with excitement) WHERE IT'S OUR FIFTH YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!''
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''(Cut to a shot of the phrase "Happy Fifth Anniversary Atop the Fourth Wall", with fireworks going off in the background while triumphant music plays in the background)''
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'''Linkara:''' And I'm celebrating from my spaceship because of a homicidal computer. If that's not the definition of "First World problems", I don't know what is. So anyway, let's check in on the Clone Saga again, shall we?
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''(Shots of "[[Spider-Man: Power and Responsibility]]" are shown)''
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'''Linkara (v/o):''' Last year, we looked at the very first Spider-Man Clone Saga, which, instead of focusing on the revival of a character thought dead and exploring the potentially fascinating implications as a result of it, we instead spent most of our time being wasted by Judas Traveller and his "students".
   
 
'''This guide is not complete. Please finish.'''
  
'''This guide is not complete. Please finish.'''

Revision as of 01:22, 30 October 2020

Spider-Man: Crossfire

At4w spiderman crossfire by mtc studios-d6qunx5-768x339

Released
October 21, 2013
Running time
32:31
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Tagline
A game of crossfire would be infinitely more enjoyable than this storyline.
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(Open on Jaeris' house ship. Jaeris takes an electric guitar, flipping a switch on a speaker and pushing some buttons with his foot. He walks out into the living room, holding his guitar. He is about it to play it when Sierra the computer interrupts)

Sierra: Master, I hate to interrupt, but we are receiving a signal.

Jaeris: Yeah? Take a message. I'm busy.

Sierra: It seems to be quite urgent.

Jaeris: Well, tell them I'm having some... peace of mind. (plays a tune on his guitar)

Sierra: B-But, Master... (Jaeris pays no attention and keeps playing) Master, I really think you should... (Jaeris keeps playing) MASTER!!

Jaeris: (startled, stops playing) The hell is it?!

Sierra: It's a distress call, Master. It's from Linkara's ship.

Jaeris: (sways head) Oh, hell... (shakes head) I swore I wasn't gonna put pants on today. Set a course.

(Cut to Comicron 1, where Linkara is trying to work on getting Nimue fixed)

Nimue: I met you on a Monday.

Linkara: Yes, you did, Nimue.

Nimue: You're going to die on one, too.

Linkara: (shakes head) Not if I can– (suddenly shivers and tries to pull coat over himself) Why is it so cold in here?

Nimue: Because I disabled the air a short time ago. Each breath you take reduces the amount of oxygen.

Linkara: (stunned) You're going to kill me.

Nimue: I'm going to kill you.

Linkara: Your systems are hardwired into every sector of the ship. I have to do a lot of rerouting, Nimue, but I'm ending this, one way or another.

Nimue: You're a dead man– dead man– dead– dead– dead– dead man. Clockwork soldiers can't say no. The dead men whisper from the Court of Worms.

Linkara: Is that it, Nimue? Is the King of Worms responsible for this?

Nimue: You smell like lylocks.

Linkara: Right. This conversation is over.

Nimue: Beginning theme song.

(AT4W title theme plays and title card has "(I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles" by The Proclaimers playing in the background)

Linkara: Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, (suddenly spreads arms wide with excitement) WHERE IT'S OUR FIFTH YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!

(Cut to a shot of the phrase "Happy Fifth Anniversary Atop the Fourth Wall", with fireworks going off in the background while triumphant music plays in the background)

Linkara: And I'm celebrating from my spaceship because of a homicidal computer. If that's not the definition of "First World problems", I don't know what is. So anyway, let's check in on the Clone Saga again, shall we?

(Shots of "Spider-Man: Power and Responsibility" are shown)

Linkara (v/o): Last year, we looked at the very first Spider-Man Clone Saga, which, instead of focusing on the revival of a character thought dead and exploring the potentially fascinating implications as a result of it, we instead spent most of our time being wasted by Judas Traveller and his "students".

This guide is not complete. Please finish.

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