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Sonic The Hedgehog (8/01/09)

Sonic the Hedgehog
You will not be sane for long
It's Sonic, it's Sonic, Hedgehog!
Nothing you see here's legit
Goofy,crazy,fucked up shit
It's like you just took a hit
from ten sheets of acid
Entering the madness,
feeding on the sadness
Coming from the fan boys,
none of them are glad boy
Witnessing the truth
that their hero's now a douche on the show
Stop shouting constantly,
just take some LSD and go!
Nothing here makes any sense
Writers were kind of dense
Mocking our intelligence
and pushing our patience.
Sonic the hedgehog,
just bash your head in with a log
It's Sonic,It's Sonic
Half Baked and moronic
All the viewers ought
to get friggin' high
if they're not yet
Fry up all your brain cells
up until you can't tell
If the show is watchable,
deplorable or plausible
No debating it's frustrating
irritating really grating
Sonic the Hedgehog,
like watching someone's lobotomized dog

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