Small Soldiers
August 12nd, 2014
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NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. Remember the movie Toy Story about a little space man doll... (picture of Buzz Lightyear)

NC (vo): ...who thought he was a real space man? Well, what if that toy was (dramatic music fades in as the camera slowly zooms in) violent, psychotic, devoid of fun and would stop at nothing until everything he deemed a threat are massacred (Buzz's eyes turn red) or totally destroyed.

NC: It'd be awesome! But still we got Small Soldiers.

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