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|Row 5 info = http://channelawesome.com/sleepwalkers-nostalgia-critic/}}''(The Channel Awesome logo is displayed. Then the Nostalgia-Ween 2018 title is shown. This year, it's a parody of the intro for the ''Beetlejuice'' TV series, with NC as Beetlejuice. It opens with a shot of a skeleton of the NC as a spider crawls through his nose.)''
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|Row 5 info = http://channelawesome.com/sleepwalkers-nostalgia-critic/}}''(The Channel Awesome logo is displayed. Then the Nostalgia-Ween 2018 title is shown. This year, it's a parody of the intro for the ''Beetlejuice'' TV series, with NC as Beetlejuice. It opens with a shot of a skeleton of the NC as a spider crawls through his nose)''
   
 
'''[[Tamara Chambers|Tamara]]:''' ''(in the background)'' Nostalgia-Ween... ''(NC's eyes open)'' Nostalgia-Ween... NOSTALGIA-WEEN!!
  
'''[[Tamara Chambers|Tamara]]:''' ''(in the background)'' Nostalgia-Ween... ''(NC's eyes open)'' Nostalgia-Ween... NOSTALGIA-WEEN!!
   
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''(Cut to a shot of a graveyard where NC is supposedly buried, as a bolt of lightning strikes the grave. Cackling, NC emerges from the grave.)''
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''(Cut to a shot of a graveyard where NC is supposedly buried, as a bolt of lightning strikes the grave. Cackling, NC emerges from the grave)''
   
 
'''NC:''' IT'S SHOWTIME!
  
'''NC:''' IT'S SHOWTIME!
   
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''(The satellite from the CA logo emits a lightning which strikes in a Wookie treehouse from the ''[[Star Wars Holiday Special]]''. The cartoon Tamara, who is dressed like Lydia looks up in fear. The camera goes through several corridors, including: one with the pictures of [[The Care Bears Movie|Mr. Cherrywood]] and [[Tom and Jerry: The Movie|Dr. Applecheek]], [[Grading Cartoon Show Intros|the Castle Grayskull]], [[Bill]] standing next to a door, the elevator from ''[[Devil]]'', the [[AskThatGuy]] logo on a tree from ''[[Is Nightmare Before Christmas Really That Great?|The Nightmare Before Christmas]]'', the [[The Nerd|Angry Video Game Nerd]] on a couch, the [[Ferngully: The Last Rain Forest|Big Lipped Alligator]] head, [[Chester A. Bum]] (shouting "Change!"), [[Teddy Ruxpin Live Action Series - Was That Real?|Teddy Ruxpin]], [[Children of the Corn|Isaac]], the truck from ''[[Maximum Overdrive]]'', [[Casper]], a red balloon with eyes, etc. NC unzips his head, and him and Tamara fly towards Chicago. Tamara's outfit changes to one of [[Hyper Fangirl]], NC takes her hand, and they fly in the CA studio. Inside it, we see the "I Donut Donuts" caption, [[IT|two]] [[It (2017)|Pennywises]] loading up a cannon, [[Dr. Smith]], tap-dancing [[Shyamalan]], [[Santa Christ]], [[Satan]], and the bearded [[The Analysts|Chart Guy]]. NC squishes his head to a rectangle, and the lightning strikes into it to reveal the title "NostalgiaWeen". NC and Hyper Fangirl land on the ground, and NC jokingly plays dead with a corn in his hands. After we are shown the creator and the composer, we fade to NC in his usual spot, wearing his Nostalgia-Ween jacket.)''
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''(The satellite from the CA logo emits a lightning which strikes in a Wookie treehouse from the ''[[Star Wars Holiday Special]]''. The cartoon Tamara, who is dressed like Lydia looks up in fear. The camera goes through several corridors, including: one with the pictures of [[The Care Bears Movie|Mr. Cherrywood]] and [[Tom and Jerry: The Movie|Dr. Applecheek]], [[Grading Cartoon Show Intros|the Castle Grayskull]], [[Bill]] standing next to a door, the elevator from ''[[Devil]]'', the [[AskThatGuy]] logo on a tree from ''[[Is Nightmare Before Christmas Really That Great?|The Nightmare Before Christmas]]'', the [[The Nerd|Angry Video Game Nerd]] on a couch, the [[Ferngully: The Last Rain Forest|Big Lipped Alligator]] head, [[Chester A. Bum]] (shouting "Change!"), [[Teddy Ruxpin Live Action Series - Was That Real?|Teddy Ruxpin]], [[Children of the Corn|Isaac]], the truck from ''[[Maximum Overdrive]]'', [[Casper]], a red balloon with eyes, etc. NC unzips his head, and him and Tamara fly towards Chicago. Tamara's outfit changes to one of [[Hyper Fangirl]], NC takes her hand, and they fly in the CA studio. Inside it, we see the "I Donut Donuts" caption, [[IT|two]] [[It (2017)|Pennywises]] loading up a cannon, [[Dr. Smith]], tap-dancing [[Shyamalan]], [[Santa Christ]], [[Satan]], and the bearded [[The Analysts|Chart Guy]]. NC squishes his head to a rectangle, and the lightning strikes into it to reveal the title "NostalgiaWeen". NC and Hyper Fangirl land on the ground, and NC jokingly plays dead with a corn in his hands. After we are shown the creator and the composer, we fade to NC in his usual spot, wearing his Nostalgia-Ween jacket)''
   
 
'''NC:''' Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. To quote Jack Skellington...
  
'''NC:''' Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. To quote Jack Skellington...
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'''NC (vo): '''Released in 1992, ''Sleepwalkers ''got panned by critics and barely turned in a profit, but the impact it left on people who did see it will last for eons. Because it wasn't exactly a monster hit when it came out, it's on the verge of being lost to obscurity.
  
'''NC (vo): '''Released in 1992, ''Sleepwalkers ''got panned by critics and barely turned in a profit, but the impact it left on people who did see it will last for eons. Because it wasn't exactly a monster hit when it came out, it's on the verge of being lost to obscurity.
   
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'''NC: '''We cannot let this happen!
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'''NC: '''We cannot let this happen!
   
 
'''NC (vo): '''Show it in theaters, show it at rental stores, show it at your childrens' birthdays, first to the one you don't like and then to the one you ''really'' don't like! ''Sleepwalkers ''must live again!
  
'''NC (vo): '''Show it in theaters, show it at rental stores, show it at your childrens' birthdays, first to the one you don't like and then to the one you ''really'' don't like! ''Sleepwalkers ''must live again!
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'''Malcolm: '''''(whispering)'' Why? He's just gonna cover us in more blood.
  
'''Malcolm: '''''(whispering)'' Why? He's just gonna cover us in more blood.
   
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'''Ophelia:''' Male academia.
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'''Ophelia:''' [[Catwoman|Male academia.]]
   
 
'''Isaac:''' CORN! Yes, corn. Mmm-hmm. Very tasty.
  
'''Isaac:''' CORN! Yes, corn. Mmm-hmm. Very tasty.

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Sleepwalkers

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October 2, 2018
Running Time
33:06
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(The Channel Awesome logo is displayed. Then the Nostalgia-Ween 2018 title is shown. This year, it's a parody of the intro for the Beetlejuice TV series, with NC as Beetlejuice. It opens with a shot of a skeleton of the NC as a spider crawls through his nose)

Tamara: (in the background) Nostalgia-Ween... (NC's eyes open) Nostalgia-Ween... NOSTALGIA-WEEN!!

(Cut to a shot of a graveyard where NC is supposedly buried, as a bolt of lightning strikes the grave. Cackling, NC emerges from the grave)

NC: IT'S SHOWTIME!

(The satellite from the CA logo emits a lightning which strikes in a Wookie treehouse from the Star Wars Holiday Special. The cartoon Tamara, who is dressed like Lydia looks up in fear. The camera goes through several corridors, including: one with the pictures of Mr. Cherrywood and Dr. Applecheek, the Castle Grayskull, Bill standing next to a door, the elevator from Devil, the AskThatGuy logo on a tree from The Nightmare Before Christmas, the Angry Video Game Nerd on a couch, the Big Lipped Alligator head, Chester A. Bum (shouting "Change!"), Teddy Ruxpin, Isaac, the truck from Maximum Overdrive, Casper, a red balloon with eyes, etc. NC unzips his head, and him and Tamara fly towards Chicago. Tamara's outfit changes to one of Hyper Fangirl, NC takes her hand, and they fly in the CA studio. Inside it, we see the "I Donut Donuts" caption, two Pennywises loading up a cannon, Dr. Smith, tap-dancing Shyamalan, Santa Christ, Satan, and the bearded Chart Guy. NC squishes his head to a rectangle, and the lightning strikes into it to reveal the title "NostalgiaWeen". NC and Hyper Fangirl land on the ground, and NC jokingly plays dead with a corn in his hands. After we are shown the creator and the composer, we fade to NC in his usual spot, wearing his Nostalgia-Ween jacket)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. To quote Jack Skellington...

(Cut to a clip of The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Jack: Confound it all, I love it, though.

NC: It takes a King of Halloween to introduce another King of Halloween. (gyrating excitedly) IT'S STEPHEN KING TIME!!!

(To the sound of children cheering, we are treated to a shot of a shrugging Stephen King, whose head bobs left and right, while the words "Stephen King Time!" pops up. Cut to shots of some Stephen King novels, like "Gerald's Game" and "Dolores Claiborne")

NC (vo): He's given us great story after great story...

(Cut to a montage of movie adaptations of Stephen King novels, such as IT, The Tommyknockers and Maximum Overdrive)

NC (vo): ...and great hilarity after great hilarity. The bad Stephen King films in many series have been a highlight every NostalgiaWeen, and this year, we're starting right off with it.

NC: (chuckles excitedly) And, by God, do we have a good one for you! I am legit giddy, I can't even contain my giddiness! I'm actually holding my giddiness over there!

(Cuts to NC as his giddiness being held in chains by Malcolm and Tamara while he laughs and bounces up and down excitingly)

NC: This might be the funniest Stephen King movie ever! Funnier than...

NC (vo): ...Maximum Overdrive, funnier than The Tommyknockers, maybe even funnier than IT, which has Tim Curry as a clown. That is an accomplishment!

NC: Ladies and gentlemen... (inhales; quietly) Sleepwalkers.

(Cut to the title and clips from the movie)

NC (vo): Released in 1992, Sleepwalkers got panned by critics and barely turned in a profit, but the impact it left on people who did see it will last for eons. Because it wasn't exactly a monster hit when it came out, it's on the verge of being lost to obscurity.

NC: We cannot let this happen!

NC (vo): Show it in theaters, show it at rental stores, show it at your childrens' birthdays, first to the one you don't like and then to the one you really don't like! Sleepwalkers must live again!

NC: So, with my giddiness ready to burst...

(Cut back to the NC's giddiness screaming so excitingly it literally bursts, covering Malcolm and Tamara in blood, and then cut back to NC shielding himself from the blood splatters)

Tamara: Can't you write one year where we're not covered in blood?!

NC: If I did, I know I'd be doing something wrong. This is Sleepwalkers!

(NC's giddiness reappears, screaming and bursting once again, covering Malcolm and Tamara in more blood while NC looks at the camera satisfied. The two of them walk away)

Tamara: Is it Christmas yet?

Malcolm: (whispering) Why? He's just gonna cover us in more blood.

Ophelia: Male academia.

Isaac: CORN! Yes, corn. Mmm-hmm. Very tasty.

NC: Has she totally forgotten the details of this documentary? (Poster for Cats Don't Dance appears)

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