(Open on Linkara sitting at his Futon)
Linkara: Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn. And I cannot believe I even still remember that this series exists!
(Cut to an earlier episode of the show, when Linkara was much younger)
Linkara (v/o): Two thousand eight was an innocent time for this show. It had a humble beginning, no theme song, no opening greeting, and no memes about proclaiming my gender. No, all I had was a crappy comic and minor interruptions to try to promote "Revolution of the Mask". Yeah, I really need to get around to releasing issues 3 and 4. But anyway, yeah, "Sinnamon #11" – it sucked!
Linkara: Although, looking back on it after reviewing stuff like "Marville" or "Bimbos In Time" or "Nova Girls" or "Cry For Justice" or "Holy Terror" or any of the many, many other horrid comics I've reviewed, was it really that bad? OH, DEAR LORD, YES!!
(Shots of the Sinnamon comics are shown)
Linkara (v/o): I'm not even sure how to describe it these days, not helped by the fact that I was basically reviewing the comic near the end of its run. Sinnamon is apparently a superheroine and potentially a minor, despite the fact that the comic seems dedicated to showing off her nipples through her outfit. And she fights a reawakened Communist supervillain named Terror-Dawn. Terror-Dawn herself has her history explained in a back-of-story, where we learned she had a redneck Communist boyfriend, who spouted this bit of insanity: "I love you, darlin', but I love Stalin more."
Linkara: (singing as redneck Commie) "I don't know how to loooove hiiiim!"
Linkara (v/o): The comic was also chock-full of TV cameos like Mulder and Scully and Boris and Natasha. Hell, I actually missed one: Terror-Dawn attacks a Pamela Anderson lookalike on the beach. There may have been more references than that, but unfortunately, I can't double-check that because I don't have a copy of "Sinnamon #11" anymore.
Linkara: I'm guessing I destroyed it at some point in some sort of rage-induced blackout and I just can't remember. Either that, or I sold it at a convention to some poor fool who now has that inflicted upon them. Either way, I sadly don't have the comic anymore to double-check. I had to rewatch the episode to remind myself of what happened, and I HATE watching my old episodes, so I'm in an even worse mood now!
Linkara (v/o): But the question now becomes, how did all this stupidity start? What's the full story here?
Linkara: Well, let's dig into (holds up copy of...) "Sinnamon #1" and see if we can discover the secret origin of this truly memorable character, who was last seen... (awkward pause) nowhere.
(The theme song plays, followed by the episode's title, accompanied by "Polka Face" by Weird Al Yankovic. Cut to the cover for "Sinnamon #1", showing the title character showing much cleavage through her outfit – such as it is)
Linkara (v/o): So, in this issue of Playboy... er, I'm sorry, I got confused for a second with this cover. Actually, a better joke would be, "this issue of Vampirella" (a shot of a Vampirella comic is shown in the cover briefly) since that's where Sinnamon's outfit seems to draw the most inspiration from. And that's being generous and saying there was an inspiration beyond, "Man, I wanna draw porn, but I don't want the social stigma that might come from that." So instead, we have Sinnamon on a dark background with kind of a purple-y glow around her. All hail the Glow Cloud! I'll give credit to the cover in that she's not pulling the Subway sandwich thighs look while she's flying, but that's assuming she's flying and not doing some kind of bizarre dance.
(Cut to a clip of Captain N: The Game Master, showing Captain N and Princess Lana dancing a weird dance with equally weird music playing in the background. Back on the cover, it is revealed that the comic is labeled: "Catfish Comics - Sinnamon 1 - $2.50 U.S. $3.10 CAN - Mature Readers")
Linkara (v/o): Don't even know why it isn't just porn. It's already labeled as being for mature readers. You've made her outfit two straps and a thong – just give in already! What the hell is even her expression here? Is she a superheroine, or is she just an expert at modeling with her mouth half-open and her eyes half-closed?
(Cut to the second page of the comic, showing Sinnamon's closeup and an announcement for the comic, which Linkara reads...)
Linkara (v/o): "CATFISH COMICS is pleased to present the pulse-pounding, power-packed, potentially perverse, pulchritudinous premiere issue of: SINNAMON"!
Linkara: Agh! You screwed up the alliteration! Either use S words, or call it "Pinnamon"!
Linkara (v/o): Also, I have to censor this page because they drew her nipples through the red tape she was wearing. Classy.
(He opens to the first proper page of the comic)
Linkara (v/o): We open with Sinnamon flying through the air, and before shortening makes it appear as if she's bending her body into a U-shape, what with her front perfectly upright while her legs are also up in the air behind her.
(As always, Linkara provides the voices for the dialogue and narration of the comic)
Narrator: The Golden Valley Chamber of Commerce has a pamphlet which describes the city as having a magical combination of big-city sophistication and small town quality of life.
Linkara: (as narrator) But then again, they were very drunk when they wrote it.
Sinnamon: That's as far as you go! Drop that man, or I swear I'll boot your butt into orbit!
Narrator: Time to re-write the pamphlet.
Linkara: Zounds! She said "butt"! Clearly, there is no sophistication in this place!
Linkara (v/o): Sinnamon is talking with some other woman [Infama] who doesn't believe in wearing a bra, what with her cleavage-exposing combination jacket and leotard. She's just robbed a bank and is holding a guy's head between... giant glowing pliers... Okay...
Infama: Okay cute stuff, show me what you've got. Make it quick – I've thought up a new twist on bobbittizing I'm eager to try out on this fellow!
Linkara: If you mean using those giant pliers, I think you were going for the wrong head, lady.
Linkara (v/o): It seems this villain has some kind of power to manipulate or create matter, since the pliers disappear and she unleashes some energy ribbons at Sinnamon.
Infama: You know, I bet you'd make a lovely present. Let's see how you look with a bit of gift-wrapping!
Linkara (v/o): And indeed, the ribbons have formed into actual ribbons with a bow tied around her, too.
Linkara: (pretending to struggle in being wrapped up, strained voice) Did... you... keep... the... receipt?
Linkara (v/o): However, Sinnamon manages to burst out of the ribbons and fire some concussive blasts, forcing the villainess, named Infama, to create a giant comb to lash onto Sinnamon's hair and pull her away.
Sinnamon: Ow! When I get loose – OW! I'll bust you – Ow!
Linkara: (as Sinnamon) You're – Agh! – not... fixing my – Agh! – split ends!
Linkara (v/o): After some more back and forth hitting between the two, Infama forces Sinnamon to let her go by holding a police car over the heads of two officers, saying she needs to save them or else she'll drop the car on them.
Police Officer: (under car) Groan – I should have stayed a shoe salesman!
Linkara: From shoe salesman to police officer – a natural career path.
Linkara (v/o): After Infama flies off on a giant paper airplane... So she was Yarmulke Riedman this whole time? ...Sinnamon berates the police officers for getting in her way. Apparently, she forgot that she's the only vigilante around here. Also, it's not their fault that Infama lifted a car over their head. However, the police officers don't seem to mind.
Police Officer #1: (as Sinnamon takes off) What a babe! I'd love to give her the best five minutes she'll ever have!
Linkara: (laughs) You'd think you'd last five minutes!
Police Officer #2: Same here...
Linkara: Yeah, she should've let the car drop on you.
Police Officer #2: ...but you know something? Other cities have heroes who like to help cops and innocent bystanders.
Linkara: And I'm sure they have cops who aren't lecherous and useless.
Linkara (v/o): Later, Sinnamon is returning to her apartment in a big trenchcoat.
Sinnamon: I just wish there was some way I could go straight to my apartment without anyone seeing me.
Linkara: (frustrated) YOU DON'T WEAR A MASK!
Linkara (v/o): A man comes up behind her and grabs her, holding a knife up and threatening to cut her throat if she doesn't come along with him to "have some fun". Naturally, Sinnamon is pretty pissed about this, flips the dude over her head, and– CRIMINY!! She crushes his hands so much it spurts blood!
Linkara: Ah, so we finally found the inspiration for the unaired Wonder Woman pilot! Pants to be darkened, indeed!
Linkara (v/o): She holds him up by one hand, which is pretty impressive, since he looks to be taller than her, but he's at least several inches off the ground, and says scum like him shouldn't walk the street. But all he does is scream in pain and horror, apparently also getting his leg broken by her, too. And her response to his screams of pain... is nothing except this expression on her face. (said expression is of smugness)
Linkara: (looking excited) Oh, man, we have ourselves another soul as gentle as the Fixer.
Linkara (v/o): We cut to the police station, where Sinnamon tosses his bleeding, beaten body.
Sinnamon: We've a vigilante who ships us her handiwork. No idea what this guy's done, of course.
Police Officer: Whatever he did, I bet he won't do it again! Right, scum? Sinnamon knows how to deal with your kind!
Linkara: (as police officer) Things have worked out so well for us ever since we abandoned due process of law.
(Cut to a commercial, hosted by King Arthur)
Arthur: Hello, my friends. While we wait for these commercials to pass, I will entertain you all with a song.
(Go to real commercial; upon return, return to King Arthur)
Arthur: And now we're back. I hope the song... entertained you.
(Cut back to the "Sinnamon" comic)
Sinnamon: See what I'm up against?
Linkara (v/o): Well, it looks like bras, judging by those nipples poking through. Speaking of nipples, we cut to Sinnamon, naked in a bath. Naturally, Batman is watching somewhere, and I have to censor this. Also, her bathtub apparently sits in some kind of gray, featureless void, and it's too small to fit her without lifting her legs up into the air. Anyway, she's thinking about her failure against Infama.
Sinnamon: She's the first super-powered foe I've ever met – my first true test – and she got away!!
Linkara: Well, whose fault is that? You're the one who can't catch up to the woman escaping on a friggin' paper airplane!
Linkara (v/o): A guy enters the bathroom, whom Sinnamon recognizes... and she fires at him, but all it does is shred his clothes and reveal a muscular physique, although no nipples, because, of course, Sinnamon used up the nipple quota for this comic. And with that overreaction done, all we learn is that this guy is making her an offer, she refuses, and apparently they've been supplying money to her anyway.
Man: I can see none of the money we gave you went towards furnishing this place...
Linkara: And I see that no money went to the artist to draw furniture.
Linkara (v/o): And we learn Sinnamon's real name is Cindy. I can't recall if we learned that fact from the other issue I reviewed, nor do I particularly care. Smooth move, having your superhero name match your real name. Still nude, she approaches a mirror and tells herself she doesn't want "their help anymore".
Cindy: Why would I go back? Why would I want to replay... ...the ...past?
(Cut to a clip of The Spoony One)
Spoony: That was the past!
(Cut back to the Sinnamon comic, as she punches her mirror, shattering it)
Cindy: NO! NO!!
Linkara: (raising his fist in the air) Damn you, ironic mirrors!
Linkara (v/o): A few days later, Cindy is looking at her mailbox while a guy talks to her, since he just moved in. Naturally, Cindy is not interested and just walks off.
Man: No rings on her fingers and I've never seen her come in with anyone. She seems shy, but if I work at it, I could hit the jackpot!!
Linkara: Dude, considering how her interactions with people have gone so far in this comic, your insides are going to end up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Linkara (v/o): Another guy in the apartment just happens by with his boombox, tuned to Plot Convenience News, which informs Cindy that Infama is attacking a highway.
Narrator: One swift but discreet costume change later...
Linkara: I don't really know how discreet it needs to be when literally her outfit can be hidden underneath a T-shirt and jeans. Hell, it could be a low-cut and it'd still be difficult to tell she had it.
Linkara (v/o): Sinnamon and Infama engage one another, with Infama even summoning up a barrage of various hammers, including Thor's hammer, it would seem. Lots of Thor's hammers. Maybe she's supposed to be the woman who's going to be the new Thor.
Linkara: (holding up his hand) To the people of the future, I apologize for that joke, which was topical at the time of this video's release, but is now extremely dated. (beat) Also, what's the future like? Do we ever get another Star Trek TV series?
Linkara (v/o): Aaaand the almost-plagiarism is interrupted by Sinnamon rushing in and grabbing her by the throat. Sinnamon notices a jewel at the base of her neck and tries to pull it off, but simply grabbing it causes Infama to gasp and wheeze as if she can't breathe.
Sinnamon: What the--?! Is that gem part of you?
Linkara: (as Infama) Nah, it's just a decoration for my tracheotomy.
Linkara (v/o): Infama manages to recover quickly and then creates an anvil that drops on Sinnamon's head.
Infama: Way cool! All that's missing are the wild sound effects!! Beep beep!!
Linkara: What cartoons did you watch where they used (makes "finger quotes") "beep beep" for an anvil dropping?
Linkara (v/o): With Sinnamon unconscious, Infama stands over her.
Infama: And for my next trick...
Linkara (v/o): Your next trick no doubt being to just look at the reader instead of the person you defeated. Also, is it natural for an unconscious person to lift their leg up like Sinnamon is doing? Aaaand then Infama leans down and starts making out with Sinnamon's unconscious body?
Linkara: Sexual assault! Thanks, comic.
Linkara (v/o): Sinnamon wakes up and decks Infama, sending her flying.
Infama: Geez - try to show a little affection instead of the usual mindless violence and look where it gets you!
Linkara: So I'm assuming the name "Infama" comes from the word "infamous". Yeah, I believe it, since I'm sure you're a registered sex offender, lady.
Infama: Some people are just waaay too uptight!!
Linkara: And some people should be smothered by that giant pillow you've created. Guess which category you fall into, Infama!
Linkara (v/o): Sinnamon, pissed off at what has happened, punches Infama in the back... and... she's fine in the next panel. Gotta love sequential art where one panel doesn't accurately follow another. Sinnamon takes a piece of steel and wraps it around Infama's neck, blocking the jewel and, I presume, her powers, though beats me if that's how it works. After another punch to the stomach, Infama's down and out and tossed inside the police station, knocking off the doors.
Police Officer: Geez! We just fixed that door* this morning!
- NOTE: It's actually "those doors".
Linkara: Well, credit to the installation team: that's really damn fast.
Linkara (v/o): And so our comic ends with the police taking Infama into custody, also realizing that the metal band around her neck is blocking her powers.
Infama: Well, you've won this round, my uptight foe.
(Cut to a clip of Scrubs)
Dr. Cox: No means no, pep squad, now beat it.
(Cut back to the comic)
Infama: But the sisterhood will free me soon enough, and then we'll see who gets the last laugh!
Linkara: Certainly not me. (holds up Sinnamon comic) This comic sucks!
Linkara (v/o): A few positives I'll give: despite some hiccups here and there, I actually do like the artwork, at least in terms of realistic-looking people. Well, sure, everybody looks like a model, but points for resembling human beings and not Rob Liefeld-esque rubber band bodies. Still, this continues to raise the question of why this isn't just a porn, because it really seems like it wants to be, what with the nudity and the nipples. And at least in this one, we don't have tons of unnecessary cameos from other series.
(Cut to the last pages of the comic, showing off a copy of a paper called the Golden Valley Gazette)
Linkara (v/o): Another positive I can give is the last few pages of the comic, ostensibly pages of the Golden Valley Gazette that helped shape the universe a bit. There's even a personal section that, according to the letters page, hints at a few future storylines. I admittedly do not care enough to try to learn what those are, but I appreciate that kind of effort regardless.
(Cut to shots of the comic)
Linkara (v/o): The writing is bland and we really know nothing about Sinnamon, other than vague hints. There isn't a number-zero issue or anything to explain her origins like where her powers come from or why she evidently doesn't like helping innocent bystanders or cops. We didn't even get a name from the guy who visited her. Also, what the hell is this writer's fascination with having people molest Sinnamon? It is, quite frankly, creepy.
(Cut back to the letters page of the comic)
Linkara (v/o): Speaking of the writer, in the aforementioned letters page, he talks about the nude scenes, saying he had misgivings about them, but then seems to get very contradictory about why they exist: to keep it out of the hands of children, which that mature readers label should do just fine, and that too many kids are reading books they shouldn't be reading. Then why don't you make it all ages? He also admits he has no misgivings about using sex to sell the book: "If you're going to use sex, what's the deal with the super-tight outfits and the discreetly shaded dis-robing scenes? How can a costume be tight enough to show off belly buttons, but not nipples?"
Linkara: Um... we saw plenty of those in this comic. I'm not sure you're paying attention.
Linkara (v/o): "Our response to all that pussy-footing around? 'Here's Sinnamon! Now she's naked! There!' Come to think of it, that may not have been the most rational way to make our point. But this is comics."
(Cut to a clip of The Princess Bride)
Westley: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
(Cut back to the letters as Linkara finishes reading the one)
Linkara (v/o): "Third, Mike likes to draw naked women."
Linkara: Why the hell didn't you just say that to begin with? Ugh! Now I remember why it's taken me almost 300 episodes to look at this series again.
(Linkara tosses the comic down on the couch in disgust, gets up and leaves; credits roll)
I suppose the "beep beep" could be a reference to the Road Runner, but I always figured its cry was "Meep Meep", not beep beep.
So if there are other superheroes in this universe with their own towns, you think any of them dress better than Sinnamon?
(Stinger: cut back to the letters page of the Sinnamon comic)
Linkara (v/o): The artist had a few things to say as well, stating that the nudity in the book is basically there because he wanted his comics to be realistic and realistically, people would have sex. "I believe that as the comic audience matures, so should the medium mature if it is to survive."
Linkara: (holding up comic) Oh, yeah, and there's so much maturity on display in this comic, I can tell you.
Linakra (v/o): "But if you don't like it, don't read it."
Linkara: (shrugs) Okay. (tosses comic aside and leaves again)
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||Marville 6-7 · Comic Book Quickies 2 · Miller Time: All-Star Batman and Robin 7 · Preparedness 101: A Zombie Pandemic · Gameboy 3 · US-1 3 · Youngblood 6 · Star Trek: Generations · The A-Team 1 · The Wild 1 · Kamandi at Earth's End 5 · Nova Girls: Kissing Canvas · Avengers 200 · SCI-Spy 5 · Red Hood and the Outlaws 1 · Athena 2 · Bill and Ted's Excellent Comic Book 1 · Zolastraya and the Bard 1 · PSA Hell: Superman: For the Animals 1 · Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos 2 · Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie 1 · Speed Steer 5 · Batman: Jazz 2 · 2001: A Space Odyssey 2 · Comic Book Quickies 3 · 300th Episode · 300th Episode: Part 2 · 300th Episode: Part 3 · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 1 · Batman: Shadow of the Bat 56 · Sinnamon 1 · US-1 4 · The Adventures of Jell-O Man and Wobbly 1 · Miller Time: All-Star Batman and Robin 8 · Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: The Computer That Said No to Drugs · Marvel Super Special 17 · SCI-Spy 6 · Kamandi at Earth's End 6 · Sonic Super Special 7 · Star Trek: First Contact · Cosmic Slam 1 · The Thing from Another World: Eternal Vows 1-2 · The Thing from Another World: Eternal Vows 3-4 · The Thing from Another World: Questionable Research · Spider-Man: The Trial of Peter Parker · Whiz Comics 2 · Tales to Astonish 44 · Detective Comics 38 · The Avengers 1 · The Hobbit 1 · The Hobbit 2 · The Hobbit 3 · Santa the Barbarian 1 · Top 15 Worst Comics I've Reviewed
||Miller Time: All-Star Batman and Robin 9 · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 2 · Trouble 1 · Comic Book Quickies 4 · PSA Hell: Energy and Safety with the Justice League · Youngblood 7 · ROMTROSPECTIVE: ROM Spaceknight 1-40 · ROMTROSPECTIVE: ROM Spaceknight 41-75 · The Star Wars 1 · Batman: Jazz 3 · Mr. T and the T-Force 3 · Big Bang Presents 3: Protoplasman! · Crimson 1 · Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (RPG Game) · Titans: Scissors, Paper, Stone · PSA Hell: Batman: Shadow of the Bat 57 · Comic Book Quickies 5 · Avengers Assemble Featuring Captain Citrus 1 · Doctor Who/Star Trek: The Next Generation: Assimilation Squared · My Cage · The Punisher 60 · The Punisher 61 & 62 · Steam Wars · Ultimate Power 1-2 · Homestuck, Act 1 · Atomic Robo, Vol. 3 · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating Superman · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating Batman · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating Wonder Woman · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating The Flash · Zyuranger Episodes 17-22 · Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: The Computer Trap · Trouble 2 · Pokémon Reburst, Chapter 1 · Green Lantern 23.1 · Team Youngblood 1 · US-1 5 · The Star Wars 2 · Power Man and Iron Fist 79 · Nightmares on Elm Street 1-2 · Nightmares on Elm Street 3-4 · Nightmares on Elm Street 5-6 · Spider-Man: Virtual Mortality · More Fun Comics 73 · Daredevil 1 · Action Comics 252 · Tales of Suspense 52 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 1 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 2 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 3 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 4 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 5 · Deadpool Bi-Annual 1 · Cho Dengeki Stryker · Zombies Christmas Carol 1-3 · Zombies Christmas Carol 4-5 · Another 15 Missed Opportunities of AT4W
||NFL SuperPro Special Edition 1 · Popeye: Borned to the Sea 1 · OnStar Batman Auto Show Special Edition 1 · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 3 · The Star Wars 3 · Youngblood 8 · All-Star Batman and Robin 10 · Pokémon Adventures Ch. 1-2 · Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Episodes 1-5 · Blue-Skying, Part 1: Blue Beetle Dan Garrett · Blue-Skying, Part 2: Blue Beetle Ted Kord · Blue-Skying, Part 3: Blue Beetle Jaime Reyes · Blue-Skying, Part 4: Blue Beetle Jaime Reyes New 52 · Star Trek Special: Flesh and Stone · Blackest Night 1-8 · Dart 1 · Batman: Shadow of the Bat 58 · The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky · Ultimate Power 3 · Star Trek: The Next Generation 3 · Comic Book Quickies 6 · 400th Episode · 400th Episode: Part 2 · Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man · Titans/Young Justice: Graduation Day 1 · Titans/Young Justice: Graduation Day 2 · Titans/Young Justice: Graduation Day 3 · 15 Things Wrong With Marvel's Civil War · Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 1 · The Minister of Chance · US-1 6 · Star Trek: Voyager 1 · Unsounded, Chapter 1 · Biggles and the Menace from Space · Batman and Robin: The Official Comic Adaptation · Superman and the TRS-80 Computer Whiz Kids: Victory by Computer · Star Trek/Green Lantern: The Spectrum War · My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 27-28 · Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Ch. 1 · Pryde of the X-Men · A Nightmare on Elm Street: Paranoid 1 · A Nightmare on Elm Street: Paranoid 2 · A Nightmare on Elm Street: Paranoid 3 · Spider-Man: Cyberwar · The Real Ghostbusters in Ghostbusters II 1-3 · Strange Tales 110 · More Fun Comics 73: Aquaman · Tales of Suspense 57 · All-Star Comics 3 · My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 2015 Holiday Special · Ghostbusters: Past, Present, and Future · Elvira's House of Mystery Special 1 · Another 15 Screw-Ups of AT4W
||Digimon: Digital Monsters 1 · Phonogram: The Immaterial Girl 1-6 · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 · Trouble 3 · The Star Wars 4 · Spectacular Spider-Man Episode 1x10 - "Persona" · Youngblood 9 · The A-Team 2 · The Batman/Superman Movie: World's Finest · See You Next Mirror: Exiles Retrospective, Part 1 · See You Next Mirror: Exiles Retrospective, Part 2 · Reagan's Raiders 1 · Fist of the North Star, Ch. 1 · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 4 · Iron Man: The Animated Series - The Wedding of Iron Man · Athena 3 · Batman: The Dark Knight 1-3 · The New Teen Titans Anti-Drug Giveaway 2 · Crisis on Infinite Earths · Secret Wars (1984) · The Infinity Gauntlet · Flashpoint · Babylon 5 1 · The Star Wars 5 · All-New Ghost Rider, Volume 2 · Robocop vs. the Terminator 2 · Superman vs. the Terminator 2 · Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: News By Computer Foils Kidnappers · Ultimate Power 4 · Delicious in Dungeon, Vol. 1 · Batman: Odyssey 1 · Asterix: The Legionary · Comic Book Quickies 7 · JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Episodes 1-4 (2012-2013 series) · Thunderbirds Are Go · Batman: The Official Movie Adaptation · Ultimate Iron Man Vol. 1 1-2 · My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 11-12 · Stormwatch 0 · A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Beginning 1-2 · A Nightmare on Elm Street: Fearbook · New Line Cinema's Tales of Horror 1 · The Sensational Spider-Man 0 · Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash · Marvel Comics 1 · Brave and the Bold 28 · Kamen Rider Fourze Episodes 1-4 · Clive Barker's Hellraiser Dark Holiday Special · Sensation Comics 14: The Story of Fir Balsam · Steam Wars Holiday Special · Christmas with the Superheroes 2
||My Top 15 Favorite Episodes of AT4W · Legion of Superheroes: The Great Darkness Saga · James Bond, Jr. 1 · JLA/Avengers · Homestuck, Act 2 · Isaac Asimov's I-Bots 1 · Thunderstrike 1 · Youngblood 10 · Badrock 1A · Event Comics Month II: Infinite Crisis · Event Comics Month II: Infinity War · Event Comics Month II: World War Hulk · Event Comics Month II: Final Crisis · Power Rangers Turbo vs. Beetleborgs Metallix 1 · Diesel 1 · Teen Titans: "Betrayal" and "Aftershock, Parts 1 and 2" · The Punisher: Purgatory · Comic Book Quickies 8 · 500th Episode · Dark Knight III: The Master Race 1-2 · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating Green Lantern · The New Guardians 3 · US-1 7 · Nova Girls: Space 34-24-34 · Batman: Odyssey 2 · Star Wars 3-D 2 · Pokémon - The Electric Tale of Pikachu 3 · PSA Hell: Captain America Meets the Asthma Monster · Superman and Spider-Man · Amazing Cow Heroes 4: Cold Cuts · Ravage 2099 2 · Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man 2 · Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: Safeguarding the Environment · Mr. T and the T-Force 4 · Star Trek 2 (DC) · Star Trek (2009): The Official Motion Picture Adaptation · Star Trek: The Next Generation 4 · Star Trek 1 (Gold Key) · Silent Hill: Hunger · The Thing: The Northern Nightmare · Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash: The Nightmare Warriors · Spider-Man: Smoke and Mirrors · Hellraiser: Hell on Earth · Fantastic Four 52 · Marvel Comics 1 (The Human Torch) · The Incredible Hulk 181 · The New Mutants 98 · Batman Returns: The Official Comic Adaptation · The Punisher: Red X-Mas · Star Wars: The Force Awakens Comic Adaptation · Luke Cage, Hero for Hire 7
||Yet Another 15 Missed Opportunities of AT4W · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 5 · Batman/Aliens 1 · Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel · Pokémon 15x19-20 "Cilan Takes Flight" and "An Amazing Aerial Battle" · Tomb Raider Vol. 3: Queen of Serpents · Little Victory: Chimera 1 · Youngblood 0 · Kickers, Inc. 1 · The Savage Dragon 1 · Darkwing Duck 1-4 · The California Raisins 3-D 5 · Hellstar Remina, Ch. 1-3 · Gallery of Horrors · Batman: The Dark Knight 16-17 · Tremors · Ultimate Power 5-6 · Batman Forever: The Official Comic Adaptation · Street Fighter: The Official Comic Adaptation · Catwoman: The Official Comic Adaptation · Dune: The Official Comic Adaptation · Superman IV: The Quest for Peace Movie Special · Justice is Silent: Cassandra Caintrospective, Part 1 · Justice is Silent: Cassandra Caintrospective, Part 2 · Justice is Silent: Cassandra Caintrospective, Part 3 · US-1 8 · Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: Community Action Program · Captain America Goes to War Against Drugs · Comic Book Swimsuit Issues · Batman 45-47: The Gift · Star Trek: The Next Generation 5 · The A-Team 3 · JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Episodes 5-9 · Trouble 4 · Franken Fran, Ch. 1 and 4 · Youngblood: Judgment Day · Teen Titans 27-28 · Clive Barker's Hellraiser 1 · Clive Barker's Hellraiser Summer Special · Clive Barker's Hellraiser Spring Slaughter · Spider-Man: The Exile Returns · Detective Comics 225 (Martian Manhunter) · Batman: Harley Quinn 1 · DC Comics Presents 26 · The Flash 123 · Evil Dead 2: A Merry Deadmite X-Mas · Transformers (UK) 145 · The All-New Batman: The Brave and the Bold 14 · Star Wars: The Last Jedi Comic Adaptation
||Top 15 Dumbest Evil Plans of AT4W · Batman/Aliens 2 · Star vs. the Forces of Evil: Deep Trouble 1-4 · Megamind · Revolution · Superman vs. Muhammad Ali · Hellstar Remina, Ch. 4-6 · Youngblood: Strikefile 1 · Comic Book Quickies 9 · Black Panther, Vol. 4 1-6 · Batman: Odyssey 3 · Justice League/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers · The Champions, Vol. 3 1-4: Beat the Devil · Star Trek vs. Transformers · Athena 4 · Daredevil: Born Again · Action Comics 775 · Comic Book Quickies 10 · 600th Episode · Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Comic Adaptation · Star Wars: Attack of the Clones Comic Adaptation · Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Comic Adaptation · Star Wars: Rogue One Comic Adaptation · DC Challenge! 1 · Kyoryu Sentai Zyurangers Episodes 40-43 · Trouble 5 · Dan Dare: Voyage to Venus · Superman 358 · Zero Hour: Crisis in Time · House of M · Secret Empire · Heroes in Crisis · Animax 1 · Ninjutsu 1-2 · Green Goblin 1-2, 4, 8, 12-13 · US-1 9 · Emergency! 1 · Mr. T and the T-Force 5 · Pinhead 1-3 · Pinhead 4-6 · Pinhead vs. Marshal Law · Spider-Man: Web of Life · Marvel Super-Heroes 12 (Captain Marvel) · The Flash 110 · The Amazing Spider-Man 129 · Awesome Comics Holiday Special · Transformers (UK) 41 · Solo: A Star Wars Story Comic Adaptation
||Yet Another 15 Screw-Ups of AT4W · Star Trek Book and Record Set: Dinosaur Planet · DC Challenge! 2 · The Mighty Heroes 1 · Justice League 1x01-3: Secret Origins · The Star Wars 6 · The King of Braves GaoGaiGar Ep. 1-4 · Youngblood: Strikefile 2 · Pokémon 15×01-02: "Enter Elesa, Electrifying Gym Leader" & "Dazzling the Nimbasa Gym" · Stanley and his Monster 1-4 · Marvel Than Meets the Eye: The Transformers 1-40 · Marvel Than Meets the Eye: Transformers 41-80 · Marvel Than Meets the Eye: Generation 2 and Regeneration One · Star Trek 9 (Gold Key) · Star Trek/Legion of Superheroes · Mystery Science Theater 3000 1 · Batman: The Dark Knight Returns · Ultimate Power 7-8 · Batman: The Dark Knight 23.4 · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating Aquaman · Sword Interval: Flashback Arc · PSA Hell: The Amazing Spider-Man: Riot at Robotworld · Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Ultimate Edition) · Transformers/Ghostbusters: Ghosts of Cybertron · The New Guardians 4 · Codename: Ninja 1 · Batman: Hush · Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Ep. 15-16 · Mr. T and the T-Force 6 · Doom’s IV 1 · Batman and Elmer Fudd & Catwoman and Sylvester and Tweety · Batman: Odyssey 4 · The Dresden Files: Storm Front, Vol. 1 · US-1 10 · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 6 · DC Challenge! 3 · Marvel Super Special 1: KISS · The Ring, Vol. 1 · The Ring, Vol. 2 · Spider-Man: Web of Death · Detective Comics 359 · The X-Men 4 · Batman 1 · Spider-Man Holiday Special 1995 · The Adventures of Chrissie Claus 1 · Christmas Quickies 1 · Still Another 15 Missed Opportunities of AT4W
||Ultimate Power 9 · The Adventures of Superboy 3x05-06 and 4x07-08 · Batman: The Killing Joke Adaptation · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating the JLA · Chew: Poyo Character Focus · Youngblood: Strikefile 3 · Doctor Who: Logopolis · Armageddon 2001 · Secret Invasion · Civil War II · Dark Nights: Metal · The Star Wars 7 · Sonic the Hedgehog: Tangle and Whisper · Star Trek: The Next Generation/X-Men: Planet X · Stargate SG-1: P.O.W. · Man of Steel
||AT4W 2009 Trailer · Linkara's Take on Watchmen · Watchmen Review · Theme Song Contest · The Spoony Experiment: Warrior #1 · Theme Song Contest Winner! · Blackest Night · Silent Hill: Dying Inside Trailer · Silent Hill Alternate Endings · AT4W & Spoony: Experiment Warrior 2-3 · October 2010 Trailer · Silent Hill: Dead/Alive Review Alternate Endings · The Live Show! · AT4W Story Recap · October 2011 Trailer · Return of AT4W Live! · Revenge of the AT4W Live! · Southland Tales · Curse of AT4W Live · House of AT4W Live! · Ghost of AT4W LIVE! · October 2012 Trailers · Bride of AT4W Live! · Son of AT4W Live! · Night of AT4W Live! · Day of AT4W Live! · Dawn of AT4W Live! · Land of AT4W Live! · Diary and Survival of AT4W Live! · Power of AT4W Live! · Midnight of AT4W Live! · Planet of AT4W LIVE! · Genesis of AT4W LIVE! · 300th Episode Livestream Recordings · Destiny of AT4W LIVE! · Resurrection of AT4W LIVE! · Revelation of AT4W Live! · Remembrance of AT4W LIVE! · The New 52 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 1 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 2 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 3 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 4 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 5