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'''Todd''': OK, you danced, you screwed, what is the rest of the song about?
 
'''Todd''': OK, you danced, you screwed, what is the rest of the song about?
   
: '''Ed:''' I'm in love with the shape of you
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: '''Ed:''' I'm in love with the shape of you.
 
: One weekend, we let the story begin
 
: One weekend, we let the story begin
: We're going out on our first date
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: We're going out on our first date.
   
 
'''Todd''': ''[chuckling]'' Hey guys, I have a date! ''[chuckling]'' Oh my God.
 
'''Todd''': ''[chuckling]'' Hey guys, I have a date! ''[chuckling]'' Oh my God.
   
 
: '''Ed''': You and me are thrifty so go all-you-can-eat
 
: '''Ed''': You and me are thrifty so go all-you-can-eat
: Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate
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: Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate.
 
: We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
 
: We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
: And how your family is doing okay
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: And how your family is doing okay.
   
 
'''Todd''': ''[beat]'' That sounded miserable! No, excuse me...
 
'''Todd''': ''[beat]'' That sounded miserable! No, excuse me...
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: '''Ed:''' You and me are thrifty
 
: '''Ed:''' You and me are thrifty
 
: So go all-you-can-eat
 
: So go all-you-can-eat
: Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate
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: Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate.
   
 
<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Todd (VO)''': Real talk here, if I had a date with international superstar Ed Sheeran, and he took me to a cheap buffet, I'd feel ripped off. And what do you mean, "fill up your bag"? Is she emptying her plates in her purse? What are you, hobos?!</p>
 
<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Todd (VO)''': Real talk here, if I had a date with international superstar Ed Sheeran, and he took me to a cheap buffet, I'd feel ripped off. And what do you mean, "fill up your bag"? Is she emptying her plates in her purse? What are you, hobos?!</p>
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'''Todd (VO)''': See, an actual artist would imply creativity and look outside themselves and make something that sounds like Rihanna if Rihanna was gonna sing it. But that's not Ed Sheeran's style apparently.
 
'''Todd (VO)''': See, an actual artist would imply creativity and look outside themselves and make something that sounds like Rihanna if Rihanna was gonna sing it. But that's not Ed Sheeran's style apparently.
   
<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Todd''': If he were a ''rapper'', he'd just make something up. But because Ed Sheeran...</p><p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Todd (VO):''' ...is a folk singer, he's gonna tap into what's ''true'' and ''real''. And apparently what happened in true reality is he hooked up with a woman he had mediocre chemistry with and they did all the mundane, soul-sucking things that single people do.</p>
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<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Todd''': If he were a ''rapper'', he'd just make something up. But because Ed Sheeran is a folk singer, he's gonna tap into what's ''true'' and ''real''. And apparently what happened in true reality is he hooked up with a woman he had mediocre chemistry with and they did all the mundane, soul-sucking things that single people do.</p>
 
: '''Ed''': We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
 
: '''Ed''': We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
: And how your family is doing okay
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: And how your family is doing okay.
   
 
<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Todd''': Listening to that verse, I'm like "Jesus Christ, why does anybody date? Die alone? Oh yes, sign me up!"</p>
 
<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Todd''': Listening to that verse, I'm like "Jesus Christ, why does anybody date? Die alone? Oh yes, sign me up!"</p>
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: (Come on be my baby) Hee...
 
: (Come on be my baby) Hee...
   
<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Todd''': "Oh right I have to say something for the big finish. Uh...uh... ''hee-hee''?" ''[shrugs]''</p>
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<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Todd''': "Oh right I have to say something for the big finish. Uh... ''hee-hee''?" ''[shrugs]''</p>
   
 
<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Todd (VO)''': Look, Ed, I know you had to give the record company a single but this isn't you. Next time, please, for the love of God, write about your heart and not your dick, okay?</p>
 
<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Todd (VO)''': Look, Ed, I know you had to give the record company a single but this isn't you. Next time, please, for the love of God, write about your heart and not your dick, okay?</p>
   
<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-left:24px;">'''Ed''': Although my heart is falling too...</p>
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<p style="font-weight:normal;margin-left:24px;">'''Ed''': Although my heart is falling too</p>
   
<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Todd''': ''[huh]'' Well goddamn it, Ed! Was this a sex song or not!? The hell you even doing here? Christ! Commit yourself!</p>
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<p style="font-weight:normal;">'''Todd''': ''[huh]'' WELL GOD DAMN IT, ED! WAS THIS A SEX SONG OR NOT!? The hell you even doing here? Christ. Commit yourself!</p>
   
 
<p style="font-weight:normal;">''Gets up and leaves.''</p>
 
<p style="font-weight:normal;">''Gets up and leaves.''</p>
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