Ronald McDonald Scared Silly

Ronald McDonald Scared Silly
Release Date	October 30th, 2024
Running Time	20:00
Previous Review	Hollow Man
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Link	https://channelawesome.com/ronald-mcdonald-scared-silly-nostalgia-critic/
Video

(After the Nostalgia-Ween intro, we open with Nostalgia Critic sitting in his chair.)

NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Well, it's the last day of Nostalgia-Ween, and you know what that means. It's Stephen King Time!

(The sound of children cheering is heard and "Greenery" by Silent Partner plays as a black-and-white cutout of Stephen King in front of a colorful, cheerful background appears. The words "STEPHEN KING TIME!" appear on the screen. Clips from different Stephen King media are shown.)

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(We see another bit of the intro where Ronald briefly dresses up as an astronaut, before we cut to the first scene, showing Sundae in the living room watching TV, which is showing a horror movie about dinosaurs.)

NC: This is Ronald's pet named Sundae...yeah, even the name of a dog has to advertise something...and he's played by, no joke, Verne Troyer.

(Ronald comes in to join Sundae in watching the movie.)

Sundae (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker): The dinosaurs are eating their way through Central Park.

NC: (frozen smile) Presumably not the voice.

NC (vo): They sit down to watch a scary movie called "Attack of the Dinosaurs".

(As Ronald and Sundae watch, the film shows a scene showing a woman and a scientist witnessing the dinosaurs causing havoc)

Woman: If you hadn't sat on that dinosaur egg, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Scientist: I did it for science!

NC: (snickers) I may use that excuse for everything.

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(Ronald then answers another one who is calling on the Picture Phone, and it is revealed to be Grimace.)

NC (vo): Hey, why did they turn Grimace into Patrick the Eggplant?

Grimace: (looking scared) Ronald, I can't watch any more TV! They're all scary!

NC: Maybe this is what happens when you eat Burger King in this universe.

Grimace: Every channel I turn to has movies with vampires, and monsters, and baby ducks!

(Upon hearing that, Ronald becomes confused as he mouths "Baby ducks?")

NC: Never thought I'd see the day when Ronald McDonald gives a look like... (The shot of Ronald's confused look is shown) …"Christ, I need new friends."

Ronald: Meet us at the car as soon as you can. (Hangs up)

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Channel Awesome tagline – Scientist: "I did it for science!"