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'''Jim:''' Gah! Shut!
 
'''Jim:''' Gah! Shut!
   
''(The display turns off for a moment. Once it's turned on again, we see Tamara observing him. After a moment, NC enters the scene)''
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''(RoboCop (2014) turns off for a moment. Once it's turned on again, we see Tamara observing him. After a moment NC enters the scene)''
   
'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Wonderful. Bring in the ''RoboCop'' script!
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'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Wonderful. Bring in the RoboCop script!
   
 
''(Machine code now displays "AWAITING INPUT..." as Jim brings in the “RoboCop Script” and feeds it to the machine. After a short loading period, NC and Tamara make new adjustments to the script)''
 
''(Machine code now displays "AWAITING INPUT..." as Jim brings in the “RoboCop Script” and feeds it to the machine. After a short loading period, NC and Tamara make new adjustments to the script)''
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'''Chart Guy:''' I thought we said no new ideas.
 
'''Chart Guy:''' I thought we said no new ideas.
   
''(During the conversation, the code displays "OVERRIE STORY ARC", "ALERT: UNABLE TO COMPLY, STORY ARC WRITE PROTECTED", "OVERRIE STORY ARC", "ALERT: STORY ARC CORRUPTED, PROCEEDING FROM LAST KNOWN SAVE" and "ALERT: GAPS IN LAST KNOWN SAVE, FILING IN FROM ATTEMPTED OVERWRITE")''
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''(During the conversation the code displays "OVERRIE STORY ARC", "ALERT: UNABLE TO COMPLY, STORY ARC WRITE PROTECTED", "OVERRIE STORY ARC", "ALERT: STORY ARC CORRUPTED, PROCEEDING FROM LAST KNOWN SAVE" and "ALERT: GAPS IN LAST KNOWN SAVE, FILING IN FROM ATTEMPTED OVERWRITE")''
   
 
'''Tamara:''' Well, we have to do something different or we might as well be a [[Disney's Alice in Wonderland|Disney remake]].
 
'''Tamara:''' Well, we have to do something different or we might as well be a [[Disney's Alice in Wonderland|Disney remake]].
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'''Chart Guy:''' So the focus groups tell me.
 
'''Chart Guy:''' So the focus groups tell me.
   
'''NC:''' All right! We’ll start with new ideas and then never go anywhere with them. That way, everybody loses.
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'''NC:''' Alright! We’ll start with new ideas and then never go anywhere with them. That way everybody loses.
   
 
'''Tamara:''' Are you sure that’s how studios make money?
 
'''Tamara:''' Are you sure that’s how studios make money?
   
''(During their pause, the code changes to "ADJUSTING AUDIENCE RELATABILITY & APPEAL", "CURRENT SETTING: ACTION FILLED ROMP" and "NEW SETTING: STUPID RIPOFF FOR CASH MONEY")''
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''(DURING their pause the code changes to "ADJUSTING AUDIENCE RELATABILITY & APPEAL", "CURRENT SETTING: ACTION FILLED ROMP" and "NEW SETTING: STUPID RIPOFF FOR CASH MONEY")''
   
 
'''Chart Guy:''' [[The Cat in the Hat|Well, the chart says]]...
 
'''Chart Guy:''' [[The Cat in the Hat|Well, the chart says]]...
   
''(The display turns off again. Once the screen is back, the code displays "ADJUSTING SUIT COLOR TO BLACK" and "REASON: BECAUSE DARK KNIGHT")''
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''(The robot turns off again. Once the screen is back, the code displays "ADJUSTING SUIT COLOR TO BLACK" and "REASON: BECAUSE DARK KNIGHT")''
   
 
'''Jim:''' Good news! We have ''(holds a picture of...)'' Samuel L. Jackson.
 
'''Jim:''' Good news! We have ''(holds a picture of...)'' Samuel L. Jackson.
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''(The code now displays "DELETE ROBOCOP (1987), followed by "ALERT: UNABLE TO COMPLY, CONFLICT WITH PRIME DIRECTIVE #11")''
 
''(The code now displays "DELETE ROBOCOP (1987), followed by "ALERT: UNABLE TO COMPLY, CONFLICT WITH PRIME DIRECTIVE #11")''
   
'''NC:''' Ah, yeah, but not you! You're gonna be amazing! People are gonna never forget about you-
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'''NC:''' Ah, yeah, but not you! You're gonna be amazing! People're gonna never forget about you-
   
''(One cut later, Jim and the Chart Guy are gone and NC and Tamara are sitting on the couch looking for their next big project. They seem to realize that their last project, the machine, is still standing in their office)''
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''(One cut later, Jim and the Chart Guy are gone and NC and Tamara are sitting on the couch looking for their next big project. They seem to realize that their last project, the RoboCop 20014 machine, is still standing in their office)''
   
 
'''NC:''' Oh, I forgot about you. ''(to Tamara)'' We really should put him in storage.
 
'''NC:''' Oh, I forgot about you. ''(to Tamara)'' We really should put him in storage.
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''(We cut to RoboCop, who looks like a black painted copy of the original RoboCop with the movie poster as his face. Whenever he speaks you can hear mechanical sound effects)''
 
''(We cut to RoboCop, who looks like a black painted copy of the original RoboCop with the movie poster as his face. Whenever he speaks you can hear mechanical sound effects)''
   
'''RoboCop:''' Um, hey, when are you guys gonna get to making my sequel?
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'''RoboCop:''' Ehm, hey, when are you guys gonna get to making my sequel?
   
 
''(NC and Tamara look to him in surprise)''
 
''(NC and Tamara look to him in surprise)''
   
'''NC:''' Oh, sorry, ''RoboCop'' movie, that's not gonna happen.
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'''NC:''' Oh, sorry, RoboCop movie, that's not gonna happen.
   
 
'''Tamara:''' Yeah, we're working on how to make money with another Pixar sequel.
 
'''Tamara:''' Yeah, we're working on how to make money with another Pixar sequel.
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'''RoboCop:''' Wait, how are you reviewing me if you also somehow made me?
 
'''RoboCop:''' Wait, how are you reviewing me if you also somehow made me?
   
'''NC:''' You want a segue that makes sense or a review?
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'''NC:''' You want a segue, that makes sense, or a review?
   
 
'''RoboCop:''' Whatever doesn't crap on me.
 
'''RoboCop:''' Whatever doesn't crap on me.
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''(The title of the movie is played, before we get scenes from the original 1987 movie)''
 
''(The title of the movie is played, before we get scenes from the original 1987 movie)''
   
'''NC (vo):''' ''RoboCop'' was a gigantic 80s hit. It had big action, bloody gore, in-your-face commentary, and somebody losing their job for this effect. ''(The scene where the villain, Dick Jones, falls to his death is shown)'' The movie was so beloved that years later, Detroit decided to make a ''RoboCop'' statue. ''(shows pictures of the nearly finished statue)'' Holy shit, I'd buy that for a dollar! It was crazy, awesome, crazy-awesome...
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'''NC (vo):''' ''RoboCop'' was a gigantic 80s hit. It had big action, bloody gore, in-your-face commentary, and somebody losing their job for this effect. ''(The scene where the villain, Dick Jones, falls to his death is shown)'' The movie was so beloved that years later, Detroit decided to make a ''RoboCop'' statue. ''(shows pictures of the nearly finished statue)'' Holy shit, I'd buy that for a dollar. It was crazy, awesome, crazy-awesome...
   
 
'''NC:''' So, naturally, they had to reboot it.
 
'''NC:''' So, naturally, they had to reboot it.
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''(Poster of José Padilha's ''Elite Squad: The Enemy Within'' is shown. Cut to NC, who shifts his eyes in both directions and shrugs, clearly showing that he has no knowledge of this movie)''
 
''(Poster of José Padilha's ''Elite Squad: The Enemy Within'' is shown. Cut to NC, who shifts his eyes in both directions and shrugs, clearly showing that he has no knowledge of this movie)''
   
'''NC (vo):''' ...gave us a slightly different look at the action icon. It failed to grab audiences and critics and was forgotten fairly quickly. But looking back, was this a valiant effort that only had a glitch? Or was it a valiant effort that only had this glitch?
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'''NC (vo):''' ... gave us a slightly different look at the action icon. It failed to grab audiences and critics and was forgotten fairly quickly. But looking back, was this a valiant effort that only had a glitch? Or was it a valiant effort that only had this glitch?
   
 
''(Cut to the original movie. The ED-209 is presented to the board members of OCP, but malfunctions and blasts a man, Mr. Kinney, who the machine still treats as a threat, despite being unarmed now, to pieces)''
 
''(Cut to the original movie. The ED-209 is presented to the board members of OCP, but malfunctions and blasts a man, Mr. Kinney, who the machine still treats as a threat, despite being unarmed now, to pieces)''
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'''NC:''' ''(shakes his head)'' Starting off light, I see.
 
'''NC:''' ''(shakes his head)'' Starting off light, I see.
   
''(One of the men says something in his native language, which translates to "The goal is to die on television". The subtitle "Like an Oscar host." is edited below the translation. After that, the attack starts with a car explosion caused by a rocket launcher)''
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''(One of the men says something in his native language, which translates to "The goal is to die on television". The subtitle "Like an Oscar host." was edited below the translation. After that the attack starts with a car explosion caused by a rocket launcher)''
   
 
'''NC (vo):''' The bombers attack, and...
 
'''NC (vo):''' The bombers attack, and...
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''(Clarence Boddicker and a thug from the original movie are shown)''
 
''(Clarence Boddicker and a thug from the original movie are shown)''
   
'''NC (vo):''' ...over-the-top criminals and comic book thugs.
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'''NC (vo):''' ... over-the-top criminals and comic book thugs.
   
 
'''NC:''' This is...
 
'''NC:''' This is...
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''(Back to the reboot, a suicide bomber jumps on top of a ED-209 and detonates himself)''
 
''(Back to the reboot, a suicide bomber jumps on top of a ED-209 and detonates himself)''
   
'''NC (vo):''' ...frigging suicide bombers in the Middle East!
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'''NC (vo):''' ... frigging suicide bombers in the Middle East!
   
 
'''NC:''' I mean, I guess, if it ties into the rest of the story, it makes sense, but we never come back to it. This is the only scene in Iran.
 
'''NC:''' I mean, I guess, if it ties into the rest of the story, it makes sense, but we never come back to it. This is the only scene in Iran.
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'''Tom Pipe (Jay Baruchel):''' My team have come up with a pretty aggressive new campaign.
 
'''Tom Pipe (Jay Baruchel):''' My team have come up with a pretty aggressive new campaign.
   
'''NC (vo; as Sellars):''' It's not another [[How to Train Your Dragon (Dreamworks-uary)|''How to Train Your Dragon'']], is it? ''(as Pipe, while for a split second, the movie poster for ''How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World'' is shown)'' ''How to''- Of course not.
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'''NC (vo; as Sellars):''' It's not another [[How to Train Your Dragon (Dreamworks-uary)|''How to Train Your Dragon'']], is it? ''(as Pipe, while for a split second the movie poster for ''How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World'' is shown)'' ''How to''- Of course not.
   
 
'''Sellars:''' They want a product with a conscience.
 
'''Sellars:''' They want a product with a conscience.
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