Porno Midnight Heat

Porno Midnight Heat
Release Date	November 9, 2011
Running Time	9:56
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Tagline	The Snob checks out a 1983 adult thriller that shares the same title as a different, more recent flick. And don't forget to come see us at Horror Hound Weekend all this weekend in Cincinnati!
Link	http://www.thecinemasnob.com/the-cinema-snob/porno-midnight-heat/

OPENING SEQUENCE

The Cinema Snob: Today, we're taking a look at a 1983 adult thriller that's not to be confused with this 2007 film that shares the same title.

Clip from Brad Jones' Midnight Heat

Street Punk: I know these streets better than the pussy juice that dripped from the looses of downtown whores!

Snob: Really? That's the line we're going with from Midnight Heat?

Another scene, with Daryl Hall & John Oates' "Private Eyes" in the background

Boss: Why isn't some john motherfucker tonguing your asshole?

Snob: Ewww! What the hell goes ON in that movie?! One more disgusting line and I'll start to think the movie's really sleazy!

Yet another scene, with the Cars' "Drive" in the background

Thug: I'll take a shit in your mouth myself! I'll fill your cavities my own GODDAMN way!

Snob: Hmmmmph. Cops were harsh in the Eighties!

Clip from today's movie

Snob (VO): 1983 Midnight Heat is so seedy and burnt-out that I swear it probably has its own pimp. The movie was directed by Roger Watkins, (Clip from...) who directed the infamous Last House on Dead End Street, a movie that was later remade as this flick.

Yet another clip from 2007 Midnight Heat

Man: I'm max FUCKING force!

Snob: And here he is with a movie... called Midnight Heat! Believe it or not, that really is just a coincidence.

Back-and-forth between the 1983 and 2007 films

Snob: Both movies just happen to share the same title. They each have vastly different plots, with the only similarities being that they have hookers in them, and they're in the Eighties. (The VCA Pictures logo plays) I'd say we're off to a sleazy start! Never before have I thought the production logo was about to strip for me! (An exterior shot) You know, Sesame Street really does look grungy on a rainy day. All this grimy scenery in slow-motion. If they got Bernard Hermann to do the soundtrack, then we'd have a masterpiece on our hands! (A bit of the score to Taxi Driver plays over the scene, then we cut to a quote reading "Sex can become a weapon...") Plus, it even has a quote!

Snob: You know I loves me some quotes!

To be continued