Planet of the Commercials (This Episode Brought to You by Commercials!)
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Release Date
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November 20, 2019
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36:22
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Doug (vo): This episode brought to you by...
(Suddenly, NC pops up, smiling widely and wearing his "I [Donut] Donuts" shirt)
NC: ...COMMERCIALS!
(He holds up a remote control and pushes a button. The sound of static is heard, and then, as per tradition, the ABC "After These Messages" Saturday morning bumpers are shown)
Three Clay Singers: After these messages...
Clay Fire Hydrant: (singing) After these messages...
Clay Cowboy: (singing) After these messages...
Clay Dog: (singing) After these messages...
(The title "This Episode Brought to You by Commercials!" is shown)
Three Clay Singers: (audio) ...we'll be right back!
PetSter
(TV static transition to: PetSter commercial)
Announcer: This is a PetSter.
NC (vo): Hey parents, want to put the hair your Roomba sucks on top of it and say it's a pet? Enjoy.
Announcer: And this is the little girl who taught it how to come.
NC: Oh, it's that kind of toy, okay.
NC (vo): Yeah, a weak toy for a weak commercial, definitely puts the pester in PetSter.
Announcer: Leash, are sold seperately, by Axlon.
Chaplin (voiced by Doug): I'm PetSter.
Lloyd (voiced by Brad): No, you're not!
Flintstones Vitamins
(TV static transition to: Flintstones Vitamins commercial)
Kid Singers: ♫ We are Flintstones kids! ♫
NC (vo): Ah, a timeless classic. If you were around my age, you probably grew up with Flintstone Vitamins. Hell, maybe even younger, as they seem to be still around. One of the biggest draws to them was this cute little commercial with this catchiest-as-hell jingle.
Kid Singers: ♫ We are Flintstones kids! Ten million strong and growing... ♫
Commercial Announcer: Preferred by more moms than any other children's vitamins.
NC: Most dads would agree, too, (becomes nervous) if he ever came back home. He just went out to get Flintstones Cigarettes, right?
(Cut to a clip of a Winston's Cigarettes sponsor plug for The Flintstones, showing Fred and Wilma Flintstone lighting up cigarettes and smoking them. Yep, The Flinstones was once sponsored by a tobacco company!)
Fred: ♫ Winston tastes good, like a... (clicks cigarette lighter twice) ...cigarette should. ♫
(Cut back, quite jarringly, to the Flintstones Vitamins commercial)
NC (vo): Actually, it is funny that these characters are being used to sell healthy products, considering the huge amout of unhealthy products they've sold in the past.
(Cut to another clip of another Winston's sponsor plug for The Flintstones, showing Fred and Barney Rubble taking a "Winston break" as they each take a Winston cigarette from the case to smoke)
Fred: Winston is the one filter cigarette that delivers flavor twenty times a pack.
(Now cut to a commercial for Busch Beer, also featuring Fred)
Fred: When you're due for a beer, Busch does it.
(Now cut back once again, again jarringly, to a more kid-friendly commercial, showing an ad for a Flintstones placemat from Denny's)
Commercial Announcer: Now Denny's has a placemat collection featuring the Flintstones.
NC: Hey, (points to screen) you know they're in the same ballpark!
(Cut back to the Busch Beer commercial)
Fred: Ooh, there's a lot of Busch gonna be sold!
(Suddenly, a broad zoot hat with a feather in it appears on top of Fred's head, along with the phrase "PIMP LIFE" appearing at the bottom)
NC (vo): Regardless, this is still a nice commercial with a nice song that's sure to stay in your head.
Kid Singers: ♫ We are Flintstones kids! Ten million strong... ♫
Girl Singer: ♫ And growing. ♫
NC: And that's why we're interviewing the composer of that commercial today-- Wait, what?
My Buddy & Kid Sister
(TV static transition to: My Buddy & Kid Sister commercial)
Announcer: My Buddy and Kid Sister. Each sold separately.
(We zoom in on My Buddy)
Chucky: (audio) GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU!!
Announcer: From Playskool.
Cadbury
(TV static transition to: Cadbury commercial. It shows the Cadbury Bunny clucking like a chicken)
Cadbury Bunny: Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-BWAAAK!
(The rabbit then moves aside, revealing a nest full of Cadbury Creme Eggs)
Announcer: You're looking at a very unusual kind of egg.
NC (vo): It ain't Easter yet, but chances are you remember this one. The Cadbury Bunny is a trademark every holiday season for the Cadbury Creme Eggs. With his adorable look, constant clucking, and ability to shit candy that tastes like chocolate, and, let's be honest, a little like actual shit.
NC: Yeah, I know a lot of people liked this product, but I never understood it, especially after watching the commercials!
NC (vo): Because, let's face it, the candy never looked as good as it did here. I mean, look at that! It's like if the chocolate had an orgasm; it looks like the tastiest thing you could imagine! The actual product?
(With a look of disgust, NC opens his own Cadbury Creme Egg, revealing that it looks solid yellow, rather than the white/yellow appearance of a real egg in the commercial)
NC: Well, I'll give it this: (The camera cuts to a closeup of this product he holds) it does look like an abandoned pregnancy.
NC (vo): When you tried to do it delicately, to get that slow, gooey look...
(Looking quite sick, NC tries to do it as they do in the commercial. Again, it doesn't quite look like the commercial)
NC: It looks like Plastic Man's semen; it's like the most unappealing thing ever!
NC (vo): Even the Bunny's final clucking sounds like a warning about not to buy them!
Cadbury Bunny: Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk-BWAAAK!
NC: Like, "You'll be soorrry!"
NC (vo): There was even a controversy long ago because they made the size smaller over the years. Good! The less of this Oompa-Loompa turd you can put in your body, the better!
Announcer: They're the best thing to come along since the Easter Bunny, and when he's gone, they're gone.
(The words "THANK GOD!" appear over the screen)
NC (vo): What makes this interesting is that these are the American commercials for the Cadbury Bunny, but Cadbury is a British company. I'm kinda wondering what the bunny looks like in the UK.
(As if on cue, we then cut to a commercial for Cadbury in the UK. It is quite different, in animated cartoon form. It shows a mole wearing glasses running through a forest, but tripping on a rock. As he falls to the ground and slides forward, he loses his glasses and slides up to a female brown rabbit wearing a ribbon around her neck and holding the mole's glasses in one hand and some Cadbury chocolate in the other)
Cadbury Bunny: (sultry female voice) Take it easy, Mr. Mole. (puts Mr. Mole's glasses back on his face)
NC: (stunned) Wwwwhooooa...
(The female Cadbury Bunny is seen saying the company's tagline, "Take it even easier...")
NC (vo): Britain's bunny is a little...um, boobier...
(A montage of clips of commercials is shown, showing the Cadbury Bunny showing the product to various forest animals, all of whom swoon over her. In one, she shows the product to a beaver)
Cadbury Bunny: Haven't you heard of Cadbury's Caramel?
Beaver: (shaking his head no) Mm-mm.
Cadbury Bunny: (unwrapping some) See as the thick Cadbury's milk chocolate (breaks the product in half, revealing caramel inside) melts with that dreamy caramel...
(In another, she shows the product to a pair of weasels dressed like news reporters, who also become smitten over her)
Cadbury Bunny: Take it easy with Cadbury's Caramel.
NC: (softly as he nervously shakes his head) Their Cadbury Bunny makes me think wrong things. Things I shouldn't do to bunnies.
Pioneer Chicken
(TV static transition to: Pioneer Chicken commercial)
Popsicle
(TV static transition to: Popsicle commercial)
NC (vo): Quiznos' Spongemonkeys too much of a hassle? Maybe you should try the Good Humor Popsicle commercials. These ran from the late '90s to the early 2000's. To enjoy them is simple.
NC: Press "play" on your controller. Do any assortment of these drugs.
NC (vo): And enjoy your new reality.
NC (vo) : How the hell did that meeting go?
NC (as a spokeperson): We need a catchphrase for these popsicles!
NC (as another spokesperson): Well, how about "Popsicles! Ho-Ho!
NC: What can one say but "Popsicle! Ho-ho!"?
Popsicle Logo: POPSICLE! HO-HO!
Announcer: From Good Humor.
Panda Cheese
(TV static transition to: Panda Cheese commercial)
NC (vo): So... I don't usually do commercials from Egypt, but trust me when I say this one deserves the attention. It's for a product called Panda Cheese. Sounds harmless enough, but their ads are uniquely intimidating. It usually starts with two or more people, with one asking the other if they can get some Panda Cheese. When the person declines, this happens.
Chargertron
(TV static transition to: Chargertron commercial)
Male Singer: ♫ Switch on Chargertron, robots like you've ever seen, switch on Chargertron, supersonic machines ♫
Domino's Pizza (with The Noid)
(TV static transition to: Domino's Pizza commercial)
Announcer: This is the Noid.
NC (vo): Sometimes a person asks about something I never caught on. Once in a while I have to say "I have no goddamn clue." The Noid commercials for Domino's Pizza is one of those times. Animated by the late, great animator, Will Vinton, it always was impressive on a technical level...
NC: ...but... I just didn't get it.
NC (vo): What was the Noid? Why did he want to ruin pizzas?
Announcer: A Noid hates hot quality pizza. He loves to make your hot pizza ice cold.
NC (vo): (sigh) I don't know why this was a thing, but it was animated nice
(The Noid and the Domino's Logo with the caption "Which One?" appears)
NC: Either.
Announcer: Avoid the Noid. Domino's Pizza Delivers, call now.
(A clip from the episode "Deep Throats" from Family Guy plays on the top left of the screen)
Mayor West: Perhaps it was the Noid who should have avoided me.
Kenner Star Wars Lightsaber
(TV static transition to: Kenner Star Wars Lightsaber commercial)
Cliffhanger Video Game
(TV static transition to: Cliffhanger Video Game commercial)
Man: Talk to your aunts.
NC (vo): This is an ad for a game version of Cliffhanger, the old Sylvester Stallone movie
ALF Plush & Storytelling ALF
(TV static transition to: ALF commercial)
Announcer: Storytelling Alf. Extra cassettes sold seperately. Batteries not included. New from Coleco.
ALF (voiced by NC): Ha ha! Kill me.
Gainomax
(TV static transition to: Gainomax commercial)
NC (vo): This is an ad for a protein drink.
Britain Driving Safety PSAs
(TV static transition to: various Britain Safety PSAs)
NC (vo): If you disturb easily, warning: These are from Britain. Yeah, Britain's PSAs in the last few videos I've done have a reputation of being...
(Cut to a clip from Electricity Football PSA)
Andy: No!
NC (vo): ...unpleasent to say the least. So let's see how this latest batch goes through.
Girl: If you hit me at 80 there's around an 30% chance I'll die.
NC: Charming.
(The footage of the little girl is reversed and starts going up the road)
NC: Oh, I do hope they show this during Thomas & Friends.
Girl: (gasps)
Girl (vo): Hit me at 30, and there's around an 80% chance I'll live.
(The Think! for a reason slogan appears)
NC: How about the lesson of NOT HITTING ANY KIDS?!
NC (vo): Yeesh, a good message and all
British Announcer: The Boy who didn't stop, look and listen.
NC: Of course that's the title!
NC: I'm gonna see if their neighbor Ireland has some more chipper PSAs.
Ireland Anti-Speeding PSA
(TV static transition to: Ireland Anti-Speeding PSA. It begins with some kids in school ready to leave to go home for the day, while in the background, a female singer sings a sentimental version of "Sweet Child o' Mine")
Female Singer: ♫ She's got a smile it seems to me... ♫
NC: (shrugs) Well, seems more pleasant.
(In the ad, a man is seen running out to his car, while all the children from the school walk through some woods at the edge of the road, while the man, now in his car, drives along down this road)
Female Singer: ♫ Now and then when I see her face / She... ♫
NC: Is this even a PSA? It looks more like a car commercial.
(Earlier in the commercial, one boy is playing with a toy car, which looks suspiciously like the one the man drives. A girl calls out to the boy and he puts the car away in his backpack)
Female Singer: ♫ ...memories / Where everything... ♫
NC (vo): Yeah...
NC: I think it is. It certainly feels more like one.
[...]
NC: Oh, my God. OH MY GO--!
(Shots of kittens and cats (including the PetSter from earlier) are shown and a message reading "Kitties – So We Won't Get Demonitized" appears at the top of the screen)
PSA Announcer: Since 2000, speeding has killed a classroom of our children.
[...]
NC: STOP MAKING ME WATCH YOU, YOU WELL-MEANING PSYCHOS!!!
(The message "Shame on You" is shown one more time)
PSA Announcer: Shame on you.
NC: That's it! (throws up arms) That's it! (points to screen) Ireland is the new Britain! The order now is...
(Cut to a shot of the map of Ireland)
NC (vo): ...Ireland is (The British flag is superimposed over the map) the new Britain...
(Cut to a shot of the map of Great Britain)
NC (vo): ...and Britain is (The Canadian flag is superimposed over this map) the new Canada!
NC: So now, the question is, who's gonna be the new Ireland?! (points at screen) Who's gonna be the new Ireland?! (looks to his side) Do you have any ideas?
(Suddenly, he yelps startedly as he once again sees Michael, the man who composed the Flintstones Vitamins jingle, sitting next to him, grinning creepily)
Michael: Amazing how some alien life forms were discovered on Mars the moment I landed there, and they were nice enough to fly me back to my home planet.
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Commando · Junior · Conan and Conan the Destroyer · End of Days · Battlefield Earth · Bebe's Kids · Lost in Space · Top 11 Villain Songs · Quest for Camelot · Old vs. New: Nutty Professor · Bio-Dome · NeverEnding Story II · Top 11 Most Awkward Christopher Walken Moments · Flubber · Home Alone 3 · Old vs. New: King Kong · Drop Dead Fred · The Care Bears Movie · Kickassia: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 · Jaws 3 · Free Willy · A Troll in Central Park · Theodore Rex · Top 11 Coolest Cliches · Hook · Independence Day · The Room · The Phantom · Zeus and Roxanne · Animaniacs Tribute · Flintstones Movie · Mr. Nanny · Rocky IV · Chairman of the Board · Next Top 11 NC Fuckups · Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw · Pebble and the Penguin · Ernest Scared Stupid · Top 11 Scariest Performances · IT · Leprechaun · My Pet Monster · Commercial Special · Old vs. New: 10 Commandments vs. Prince of Egypt · The Thief and the Cobbler · Waterworld · Little Monsters · Rover Dangerfield · You're a Rotten Dirty Bastard · The First Couple: TMNT
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2011:
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NeverEnding Story III · Ferngully 2 · Secret of NIMH 2 · Care Bears 2 · Dungeons and Dragons · Top 11 Dumbest Spider-Man Moments · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · Return of the Nostalgic Commercials · Inspector Gadget · Old vs. New: The Karate Kid · The Langoliers · Airborne · Baby Geniuses · Raiders of the Story Arc: X-Men · The Magic Voyage · Double Team · Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress · Jaws: The Revenge · Gordy · The OTHER Animated Titanic Movie · Revenge of the Nostalgic Commercials · Once Upon a Forest · Little Nemo · Old vs. New: True Grit · Suburban Knights: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 · Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon · Milk Money · Rad · Raiders of the Story Arc: Duck Tales · Care Bears in Wonderland · Cop and a Half · Top 11 Batman TAS Episodes · Alaska · Let's Play Bart's Nightmare · James and the Giant Peach · The Avengers · Simon Sez · The Tommyknockers · The Haunting · Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows · Exorcist 2 · Doug's 1st Movie · The Cell · Raiders of the Story Arc: Superman · Felix the Cat · Moulin Rouge · Babes in Toyland · How the Grinch Stole Christmas · Child's Play
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2012:
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Santa Claus: The Movie · Star Trek: The Motion Picture · Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock · Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier · Star Trek 7: Generations · Star Trek 9: Insurrection · Patch Adams · Ponyo · Dunston Checks In · Thomas and the Magic Railroad · Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F*** Ups Part 3 · Richie Rich · Jungle 2 Jungle · Old vs. New: Manhunter vs. Red Dragon · Star Chaser · Transformers Cartoon · A Simple Wish · Alien Resurrection · Jack · Heavy Metal · Mr. Magoo · Top 11 Simpsons Episodes · Signs · Digimon: The Movie · Top 11 F*** YEAH Movie Themes · Baby Geniuses 2 · Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom · The Wiz · Total Recall (with Sci-Fi Guy) · Scooby-Doo · To Boldly Flee: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 · The Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes · The WORST Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed · NC's Top 11 Favorite Jokes
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2013:
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The Review Must Go On · The Odd Life of Timothy Green · Pearl Harbor · Son of the Mask · The King and I · Catwoman · The Cat in the Hat · Top 11 South Park Episodes · Jurassic Park · A.I. Artificial Intelligence · The Master of Disguise · Turbo - A Power Rangers Movie · Top 11 Dumbest Lord of the Rings Moments · Sailor Moon · Les Miserables · Top 11 Adult Jokes We Never Got as Kids · The Last Airbender · Bridge to Terabithia · The Shining Mini-Series · Sharknado · Devil · Dawn of the Commercials · Man of Steel · Top 12 Santa Clauses · Eight Crazy Nights · The Christmas Tree
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2014:
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Face/Off · The Wicker Man · Ghost Rider · Top 11 Strangest Best Couples · Ghost Dad · Disney's Alice in Wonderland · Top 11 Moments You Never Noticed in Ghostbusters · Disney Afternoon · Foodfight · Swan Princess · The Lorax · Old vs. New: Spider-Man · Blues Brothers 2000 · Jurassic Park 3 · After Earth · Bloodrayne · The Purge · Top 11 Trailers · Small Soldiers · The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement · Ghost Rider 2 · Top 11 Worst Avatar Episodes · Top 11 Best Avatars (with Dante Basco) · Maximum Overdrive · Top 11 New Halloween Classics · Monster Squad · Rise of the Commercials · Forest Warrior · Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (NC) · Christmas Story 2 · Care Bears Nutcracker
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2015:
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The Matrix · The Animatrix · The Matrix Reloaded · The Matrix Revolutions · AVGN Movie · Mamma Mia! · The Haunted Mansion · Daredevil · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) · Demolition Man · Top 11 Animaniacs Episodes · Legend of Zorro · The Ewoks Cartoon - Was That Real? · Fantastic Four · Cowboys of Moo Mesa - Was That Real? · Sharkboy and Lavagirl · Small Wonder - Was That Real? · Jupiter Ascending · Jurassic World · Top 11 TV Show Intros · Planet of the Apes · Osmosis Jones · Garfield: The Movie · Pixels · The Smurfs · Hammerman - Was That Real? · Mad Max: Fury Road · Event Horizon · Children of the Corn · Hocus Pocus · Conquest of the Commercials · Dragon's Lair · We Wish You a Turtle Christmas · Christmas with the Kranks · Star Wars: The Force Awakens (NC)
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2016:
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The Happening · Top 11 Funniest Shyamalan Moments · Lady in the Water · Labyrinth · Spawn · Cats and Dogs · The Phantom of the Opera · The Adventures of Pluto Nash · Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain - Was That Real? · Batman v Superman · Blade · Old vs. New: Cinderella · Spy Kids 3D: Game Over · Jem and the Holograms (2015) · The Grinch vs. The Cat in the Hat - Was That Real? · Scooby-Doo 2 · Alvin and the Chipmunks · Ghostbusters (2016) · Teddy Ruxpin Live Action Series - Was That Real? · Wild Wild West · The 3rd Animated Titanic Movie (Tentacolino) · The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle · Stephen King's Dreamcatcher · Freddy vs. Jason · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows · Battle of the Commercials · Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas · Top 12 Christmas Commercials · I'll Be Home For Christmas · Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
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2017:
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Top 11 Best Movie Sequels · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel · Top 11 Worst Movie Sequels · The Smurfs 2 · Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties · Cool World · Old vs. New: Evil Dead · Top 11 WTF Alternate Endings · Balto · Fant4stic · Clockstoppers · The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas · Suicide Squad Trailer · Suicide Squad · Alien vs. Predator · Transformers: The Last Knight NON-Review · Wonder Woman · Norm of the North · Cats Don't Dance · Hulk (2003) · Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory · Monkeybone · G.I. Joe: The Movie · The Sorcerer's Apprentice · DuckTales (2017) · Eragon · Kangaroo Jack · A Goofy Movie · Green Lantern · Scary Godmother · It (2017) · Halloween (2007) · The Mummy · The Mummy (2017) · Dragonball Evolution · Bangarang · War of the Commercials · Super Mario Bros.: The Anime · Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa · A Muppet Family Christmas · Home Alone 2: Lost in New York · Star Wars: The Last Jedi
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2018:
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Mars Attacks! · Lara Croft: Tomb Raider · Top 11 Good Adam Sandler Movies · Yogi Bear · Horton Hears a Who · Batman Forever · Freakazoid · Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked · Maleficent · Alice Through the Looking Glass · The Jungle Book (2016) · Beauty and the Beast (2017) · Woody Woodpecker · Jack and Jill · An American Tail: Fievel Goes West · Starship Troopers · The Emoji Movie · Scooby-Doo: The Mystery Begins · The Boss Baby · The Spirit · Deadpool 2 · Chicken Little · The Angry Birds Movie · Do the Bartman · Fox Kids · The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen · Bartok the Magnificent · Mission: Impossible 2 · Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie · Doom · Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · Ghostbusters 2 · Old vs. New: Teen Titans vs. Teen Titans Go · Freddy Got Fingered · Big Fat Liar · Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer · Grading Cartoon Show Intros · Sleepwalkers · Top 11 Stephen King Movies · Van Helsing · Rubber · The Powerpuff Girls Movie · Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom · A Wrinkle in Time · Escape from the Commercials · A Christmas Story Live · The Search for Santa Paws · The Most HATED Nutcracker Movie Ever Made · Elf Bowling: The Movie
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2019:
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Max Payne · Robocop (2014) · The Black Cauldron (NC) · Top 11 Funniest Siskel and Ebert Reviews · The Country Bears · Donnie Darko · X-Men: The Animated Series · X-Men · X2: X-Men United · X-Men: The Last Stand · X-Men Origins: Wolverine · Best F(r)iends · Tom and Jerry and the Wizard of Oz · Hop · Stuart Little · Toonami · Balto II: Wolf Quest · Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within · Man on the Moon · Mary Poppins Returns · Movie 43 · Alien 3 · Barney's Great Adventure · Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief · Constantine · Kim Possible · The Lion King · Blade II · That Darn Cat · The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones · Underworld · Mulan II · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip · The Pest · The Wall · Aladdin (2019) · Hannibal · It: Chapter Two · Demon Knight · Venom · Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island · Justice League · Frozen · Planet of the Commercials · The Grinch (2018) · The Most INSANE Christmas Rom Com · The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause · Die Hard
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2020:
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker · Beverly Hills Chihuahua · Con Air · Duckman · Supergirl · Spider-Man · Spider-Man 2 · Spider-Man 3 · The Amazing Spider-Man · The Amazing Spider-Man 2 · Trolls · Dolittle · Frozen II · Independence Day: Resurgence · Critters · Alpha and Omega · Avatar (2009) · Stuart Little 2 · Superman Returns · Totally Spies!: The Movie · Elektra · Alita: Battle Angel · Mouse Hunt · Battleship · The Hunchback of Notre Dame · The Lion King (2019) · The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland · The Animated Lord of the Rings · The Iron Giant · The Bill & Ted Movies · Mulan · Playing with Fire · Problem Child · Pokémon Detective Pikachu · X-Men: Apocalypse · The Lost Boys · The Stand · The Witches · Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark · Tusk · Curse of the Commercials · The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (NC) · Sucker Punch · Krampus · The Muppet Christmas Carol · Deck the Halls · Batman Returns · Home Alone 4
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2021:
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Shark Tale · The FREAKIEST Raggedy Ann Movie · The Mummy Returns · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · 9 · Strange Magic · The Terminator · Terminator 2: Judgment Day · Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines · Terminator Salvation · Terminator Genisys · Terminator: Dark Fate · Wonder Woman 1984 · Freaked · The Prince of Egypt · Blade: Trinity · Mulan (2020) · Tom and Jerry (2021) · Scooby-Doo: Curse of the Lake Monster · Who Framed Roger Rabbit · The Banana Splits Movie · Ready Player One · Men in Black II · An American Tail · Monty Python's The Meaning of Life · Cats · Jetsons: The Movie · Atlantis: The Lost Empire · Mystery Men · X-Men: Dark Phoenix · Cinderella III: A Twist in Time · The Mask · The Nightmare Before Christmas · The Ring · Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost · The Lawnmower Man · Leap! · Space Jam: A New Legacy · A Series of Unfortunate Events · Commercials Resurrection · Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas · The Polar Express · Home Alone 5: The Holiday Heist · Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever · Reindeer Games
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2022:
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Old · Birds of Prey · Rango · Daphne & Velma · Pan · Tarzan · National Treasure · Return to Oz · Batman Begins · The Dark Knight · The Dark Knight Rises · Batman · Batman: Mask of the Phantasm · Hancock · Bobbleheads: The Movie · Lilo & Stitch · Pinocchio: A True Story · The Rugrats Movie · Spider-Man: No Way Home · The Brave Little Toaster · Tombstone · Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole · The Fifth Element · Garfield and Friends · The Batman · The Addams Family Movies · The Secret of NIMH · Austin Powers Movies · Morbius · The Shrek Movies · Brave · Willy's Wonderland · Diary of a Wimpy Kid · The Kung Fu Panda Movies · The Matrix Resurrections · Beetlejuice · Jurassic World Dominion · Back to the Future Movies · The Princess and the Frog · Hotel Transylvania Movies · The Frighteners · The Munsters · The Mist · Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Anastasia · Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs · Commercials H20 · Hoodwinked · Elf · Disney's A Christmas Carol · A Garfield Christmas · Home Sweet Home Alone
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2023:
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The Ant Bully · The Sword in the Stone · Charlie's Angels · The Twilight Saga · Click · Zathura: A Space Adventure · Iron Man · Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest · Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End · Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales · Despicable Me and Minions Movies · Puss in Boots: The Last Wish · Top 11 Disney Remakes That Could Work · The Simpsons Movie · Beethoven · M3GAN · Cartoon Network Bumpers · The Little Mermaid · Dudley Do-Right · Kids' WB · White Chicks · Baby's Day Out · South Park Movie · The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie · The Great Mouse Detective · The Super Mario Bros. Movie · Bean · The Truman Show · Beavis and Butt-Head Do America · Top 11 Tom and Jerry Episodes · The Three Stooges Movie · The Road to El Dorado · The Pee-Wee Movies · Robin Hood · Liar Liar · The Flash · Monster House · Coraline · Trick 'r Treat · Thinner · Peter Pan · The Little Mermaid (2023) · Mrs. Doubtfire · Kingdom of the Commercials · Home Alone · Edward Scissorhands · Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale · Wakko's Wish · A Christmas Story
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2024
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On Deadly Ground · Fat Albert · Aladdin · Top 11 Funniest Disney Villains · Kung Pow! Enter the Fist · Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse · Jumanji · Superman · Superman II · Superman III · The Snyder Cut · Top 11 Poorly Aged Bill Cosby Commercials · Galaxy Quest · Wish · The Land Before Time
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DVD Exclusives:
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Turkish Rambo · Video Game Review 2: Blues Brothers (SNES) · Reefer Madness · Doomsday Machine · NC - Kickassia · NC - Suburban Knights · NC - To Boldly Flee · NC - Live Review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 · Paranoia · Cup of Idiocy (Doug's Old Home Movies) · Night of the Living Dead · The Cinema Snob Movie · The Review Must Go On Review
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Theme months
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NostalgiaWeen · Christmas · Annual Theme Month
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