Planet of the Commercials

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Release Date	November 20, 2019
Running Time	36:22
Previous Review	Frozen
Next Review	TBA
Link	http://channelawesome.com/planet-of-the-commercials-nostalgia-critic/

Doug (vo): This episode brought to you by...

(Suddenly, NC pops up, smiling widely and wearing his "I [Donut] Donuts" shirt)

NC: ...COMMERCIALS!

(He holds up remote control and pushes a button. The sound of static is heard, and then, as per tradition, the ABC "After These Messages" Saturday morning bumpers are shown)

Three Clay Singers: After these messages...

Clay Fire Hydrant: (singing) After these messages...

Clay Cowboy: (singing) After these messages...

Clay Dog: (singing) After these messages...

(The title "This Episode Brought to You by Commercials!" is shown)

Three Clay Singers: (audio) ...we'll be right back!

PetSter

(TV static transition to: PetSter commercial)

Chaplin (voiced by Doug): I'm PetSter.

Lloyd (voiced by Brad): No you're not!

Flintstones Vitamins

(TV static transition to: Flintstones Vitamins commercial)

Kid Singers: ♫ We are Flintstones kids! ♫

NC (vo): Ah, a timeless classic. If you were around my age, you probably grew up with Flintstone Vitamins or probably even younger as they seem to be still around.

My Buddy & Kid Sister

(TV static transition to: My Buddy & Kid Sister commercial)

Announcer: My Buddy and Kid Sister. Each sold separately.

(We zoom in on My Buddy)

Chucky: (audio) GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU!!

Announcer: From Playskool.

Cadbury

(TV static transition to: Cadbury commercial)

Cadbury Bunny: (clucking)

Announcer: You're looking at a very unusual king of egg.

NC (vo): It ain't Easter yet, but chances are you remember this one. The Cadbury Bunny is a trademark every holiday season for the Cadbury Creme Egg,

Pioneer Chicken

(TV static transition to: Pioneer Chicken commercial)

Popsicle

(TV static transition to: Popsicle commercial)

NC: What can one say but "Popsicle! Ho-ho!"?

Popsicle Logo: POPSICLE! HO-HO!

Announcer: From Good Humor.

Panda Cheese

(TV static transition to: Panda Cheese commercial)

NC (vo): So...I don't usually do commercials from Egypt, but trust me when I say this one deserves the attention. It's for a product called Panda Cheese. Sounds harmless enough, but their ads are uniquely intimidating.

Chargertron

(TV static transition to: Chargertron commercial)

Male Singer: ♫ Switch on Chargertron, robots like you've ever seen, switch on Chargertron, supersonic machines ♫

Domino's Pizza (with The Noid)

(TV static transition to: Domino's Pizza commercial)

Announcer: This is the Noid.

Announcer: Avoid the Noid. Domino's Pizza Delivers, call now.

(A clip from the episode "Deep Throats" from Family Guy plays on the top left of the screen)

Mayor West: Perhaps it was the Noid who should have avoided me.

Kenner Star Wars Lightsaber

(TV static transition to: Kenner Star Wars Lightsaber commercial)

Cliffhanger Video Game

(TV static transition to: Cliffhanger Video Game commercial)

ALF Plush & Storytelling ALF

(TV static transition to: ALF commercial)

Announcer: Storytelling Alf. Extra cassettes sold seperately. Batteries not included. New from Coleco.

ALF (voiced by NC): Ha ha! Kill me.

Gainomax

(TV static transition to: Gainomax commercial)

NC (vo): This is an ad for a protein drink.

Britain Driving Safety PSAs

(TV static transition to: various Britain Safety PSAs)

NC (vo): If you disturb easily, warning; these are from Britain.

Ireland Anti-Speeding PSA

(TV static transition to: Ireland Anti-Speeding PSA)

NC: STOP MAKING ME WATCH YOU, YOU WELL-MEANING PSYCHOS!!

See Also

• Commercial Special
• Return of the Nostalgic Commercials
• Revenge of the Nostalgic Commercials
• Dawn of the Commercials
• Rise of the Commercials
• Conquest of the Commercials
• Battle of the Commercials
• War of the Commercials
• Escape from the Commercials