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'''Announcer: '''This is a PetSter.
  
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'''NC (vo):''' Hey parents, want to put the hair your Roomba sucks on top of it and say it's a pet? Enjoy.
   
 
'''Chaplin (voiced by Doug):''' I'm PetSter.
  
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''(TV static transition to: various Britain Safety PSAs)''
  
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'''NC (vo): '''If you disturb easily, warning: These are from Britain. Yeah, Britain's PSAs in the last few videos have a reputation of being
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'''NC (vo): '''If you disturb easily, warning: These are from Britain. Yeah, Britain's PSAs in the last few videos I've done have a reputation of being...
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''(Cut to a clip from Electricity Football PSA)''
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'''Andy:''' No!
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'''NC (vo): '''...unpleasent to say the least. So let's see how this latest batch goes through.
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'''Girl:''' If you hit me at 80 there's around an 30% chance I'll die.
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'''NC:''' Charming.
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''(The footage of the little girl is reversed and starts going up the road)''
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'''NC:''' Oh, I do hope they show this during ''Thomas & Friends.''
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'''Girl:''' (gasps)
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'''Girl (vo):''' Hit me at 30, and there's around an 80% chance I'll live.
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''(The ''Think!'' for a reason slogan appears)''
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'''NC: '''How about the lesson of NOT HITTING ANY KIDS?!
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'''NC (vo):''' Yeesh, a good message and all
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'''British Announcer:''' The Boy who didn't stop, look and listen.
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'''NC:''' Of course that's the title!
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'''NC:''' I'm gonna see if their neighbor Ireland has some pretty chipper PSAs.
 
==Ireland Anti-Speeding PSA==
  
==Ireland Anti-Speeding PSA==
 
''(TV static transition to: Ireland Anti-Speeding PSA)''
  
''(TV static transition to: Ireland Anti-Speeding PSA)''

Revision as of 22:05, 25 November 2019

Planet of the Commercials (This Episode Brought to You by Commercials!)

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Release Date
November 20, 2019
Running Time
36:22
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Doug (vo): This episode brought to you by...

(Suddenly, NC pops up, smiling widely and wearing his "I [Donut] Donuts" shirt)

NC: ...COMMERCIALS!

(He holds up remote control and pushes a button. The sound of static is heard, and then, as per tradition, the ABC "After These Messages" Saturday morning bumpers are shown)

Three Clay Singers: After these messages...

Clay Fire Hydrant: (singing) After these messages...

Clay Cowboy: (singing) After these messages...

Clay Dog: (singing) After these messages...

(The title "This Episode Brought to You by Commercials!" is shown)

Three Clay Singers: (audio) ...we'll be right back!

PetSter

(TV static transition to: PetSter commercial)

Announcer: This is a PetSter.

NC (vo): Hey parents, want to put the hair your Roomba sucks on top of it and say it's a pet? Enjoy.

Chaplin (voiced by Doug): I'm PetSter.

Lloyd (voiced by Brad): No you're not!

Flintstones Vitamins

(TV static transition to: Flintstones Vitamins commercial)

Kid Singers: ♫ We are Flintstones kids! ♫

NC (vo): Ah, a timeless classic. If you were around my age, you probably grew up with Flintstone Vitamins. Hell, maybe even younger as they seem to be still around.

My Buddy & Kid Sister

(TV static transition to: My Buddy & Kid Sister commercial)

Announcer: My Buddy and Kid Sister. Each sold separately.

(We zoom in on My Buddy)

Chucky: (audio) GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU!!

Announcer: From Playskool.

Cadbury

(TV static transition to: Cadbury commercial)

Cadbury Bunny: (clucking like a chicken)

Announcer: You're looking at a very unusual king of egg.

NC (vo): It ain't Easter yet, but chances are you remember this one. The Cadbury Bunny is a trademark every holiday season for the Cadbury Creme Eggs. With his adorable look, constant clucking, and ability to shit candy that tastes like chocolate, and, let's be honest, a little like actual shit.

Pioneer Chicken

(TV static transition to: Pioneer Chicken commercial)

Popsicle

(TV static transition to: Popsicle commercial)

NC: What can one say but "Popsicle! Ho-ho!"?

Popsicle Logo: POPSICLE! HO-HO!

Announcer: From Good Humor.

Panda Cheese

(TV static transition to: Panda Cheese commercial)

NC (vo): So... I don't usually do commercials from Egypt, but trust me when I say this one deserves the attention. It's for a product called Panda Cheese. Sounds harmless enough, but their ads are uniquely intimidating. It usually starts with two or more people, with one asking the other if they can get some Panda Cheese. When the person declines, this happens.

Chargertron

(TV static transition to: Chargertron commercial)

Male Singer: ♫ Switch on Chargertron, robots like you've ever seen, switch on Chargertron, supersonic machines ♫

Domino's Pizza (with The Noid)

(TV static transition to: Domino's Pizza commercial)

Announcer: This is the Noid.

Announcer: Avoid the Noid. Domino's Pizza Delivers, call now.

(A clip from the episode "Deep Throats" from Family Guy plays on the top left of the screen)

Mayor West: Perhaps it was the Noid who should have avoided me.

Kenner Star Wars Lightsaber

(TV static transition to: Kenner Star Wars Lightsaber commercial)

Cliffhanger Video Game

(TV static transition to: Cliffhanger Video Game commercial)

Man: Talk to your aunts.

NC (vo): This is an ad for a game version of Cliffhanger, the old Sylvester Stallone movie

ALF Plush & Storytelling ALF

(TV static transition to: ALF commercial)

Announcer: Storytelling Alf. Extra cassettes sold seperately. Batteries not included. New from Coleco.

ALF (voiced by NC): Ha ha! Kill me.

Gainomax

(TV static transition to: Gainomax commercial)

NC (vo): This is an ad for a protein drink.

Britain Driving Safety PSAs

(TV static transition to: various Britain Safety PSAs)

NC (vo): If you disturb easily, warning: These are from Britain. Yeah, Britain's PSAs in the last few videos I've done have a reputation of being...

(Cut to a clip from Electricity Football PSA)

Andy: No!

NC (vo): ...unpleasent to say the least. So let's see how this latest batch goes through.

Girl: If you hit me at 80 there's around an 30% chance I'll die.

NC: Charming.

(The footage of the little girl is reversed and starts going up the road)

NC: Oh, I do hope they show this during Thomas & Friends.

Girl: (gasps)

Girl (vo): Hit me at 30, and there's around an 80% chance I'll live.

(The Think! for a reason slogan appears)

NC: How about the lesson of NOT HITTING ANY KIDS?!

NC (vo): Yeesh, a good message and all

British Announcer: The Boy who didn't stop, look and listen.

NC: Of course that's the title!

NC: I'm gonna see if their neighbor Ireland has some pretty chipper PSAs.

Ireland Anti-Speeding PSA

(TV static transition to: Ireland Anti-Speeding PSA)

NC: STOP MAKING ME WATCH YOU, YOU WELL-MEANING PSYCHOS!!

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