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August 18, 2015
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22:32
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(We start off today's episode of the Nostalgia Critic with a music video.)
Adam Sandler
"The Adam Sandler Song"
Dying Slowly Records
Dir: Christopher Columbus
(NC is dressed like Adam Sandler and playing an acoustic guitar)
You used to love me when I did SNL (Poster for Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler)
Now you want me to suck cocks in Hell
There was a time I made hit after hit (Posters of The Wedding Singer, Big Daddy and 50 First Dates)
But now my career is slipping into shit (Poster for Jack and Jill)
What the Hell happened to me?
I used to be the clown prince of comedy
I used to say "they're all gonna laugh at you!" (Picture of "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!")
And now I'm just praying that you'll laugh at me (Poster of The Cobbler)
You kids don't understand why your parents liked this
But back then my films...eh...were still kinda hit and miss
Happy made you happy but The Waterboy sucked (Posters of Happy Gilmore and The Waterboy)
Zohan was a go man, but then Little Nicky sucked (Posters for You Don't Mess With The Zohan and Little Nicky)
Grown Ups made you throw up while Click mostly made you sick (Posters of Grown Ups and Click, as well as people throwing up)
And Jack and Jill's a cinematic dicing of your dick
I did a few serious films (Posters of Punch-Drunk Love, Spanglish and Funny People)
You didn't get them but you thought I was okay
But I rather stick to crappy plots
That were popular in '98
Sandler: Tell me if you recognize any of these.
Quirky underdog meets a hot attractive babe
But some unfunny bullies try to stop my goofy ways
My quirky sidekick and/or grandma help me on my path
While using an annoying voice and jokes about my ass
Sandler: Come on guys, you liked it the first 18 times. Surely you'll like it 56 more.
What the Hell happened to me?
I made you laugh while you were high in 1990
Now you treat me like a jerk
and I only make movies to get Rob Schneider work
Rob Schneider: Hey thanks buddy, but you forgot to put me in Pixels.
Sandler: Well that's because you wouldn't do blackface for me.
Schneider: Seriously, Sandler, even I have standards.
Sandler: No you don't.
Schneider: Yeah you're right. (And he gets kicked off stage)
What the Hell happened to me?
Please tell me I'm not this generation's Pauly (Shore)
My movies have become a chore
And even (Drew) Barrymore cannot save me anymore (Poster of Blended)
(Inane gibberish)
I don't know why I've angered all of you
Oh please god save me Hotel Transylvania 2 (Poster of Hotel Transylvania 2)
I do the same thing that I've been doing for years
So what has changed now to get me all these tears?
(He begins crying until someone in the audience (Doug) calls out)
Man: No, Adam! Don't you see? Even your idiot characters from the past have figured it out. Your audience itself has grown up but you yourself have not grown up.
Sandler: What are you talking about? I got a lot older.
Man: No, Adam! Your audience has discovered new things, so you must discover new things! Evolve your craft! Try something different! Use your movies as something more than just an excuse to go on vacation! I mean look at your latest publicity photo! (Picture of Adam Sandler looking upset) Even you're sick of you! Try again, Adam Sandler! Try!
Sandler: I see what you're saying. I should be even more predictable.
Man: Oh, uh, no.
Sandler: More unfunny!
Man: I definitely didn't say that.
Sandler: And even more racially insensitive!
Man: Oh Christ, I'm just gonna sit down.
Sandler: (walking off) Hey Schneider, can you do redface?
Schneider: Can I?
(And we finally come to the opening of the Nostalgia Critic!)
Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic I remember it so you don't have to. Well ever since I did my clipless review of Jurassic World, a lot of people have been requesting to do another recent movie. And surprisingly, it wasn't 50 Shades of Grey.
Tamara: (off-screen) Thank God!!
NC: Oh come on! Ball gags are surprisingly comfortable!
Tamara: (off-screen) How would you know?!
NC: (pause) Research. No, that movie is the Adam Sandler non hit, Pixels.
(Pictures of comments requesting NC to review the movie are shown)
NC (vo): Left and right, people have been asking me to review this, and at first, I didn't really get why. Okay, there is nostalgic value seeing how it ties into video games of the 80s, (posters for Master of Disguise and Eight Crazy Nights) and I have ripped apart several Adam Sandler productions, but I think the real reason is it's one of the worst reviewed films of the year. The internet has gone insane with how much they hate this movie. It's this year's (poster of) Fantastic 4 (2005). I mean before this year's Fantastic 4 (2015). (The movie's RottenTomatoes page is shown) Yeah it looked bad, but 17% bad? That's lower than Waterboy (35%), That's My Boy (20%), and Little Nicky (22%).
NC: Jesus, it's worse than those? That's like having (picture of) Hitler and then finding out there's a Nega-Hitler (Nega Hitler wearing a blue shirt compared to Hitler's brown shirt). A Hitler that did even worse than Hitler. (A clown wig and nose are added to Nega-Hitler) And wasn't funny...
NC: So, without further ado, let's take a look at--(The Elephant in the room pipes in singing Futurama) Yes, let's first address what everyone's already talking about: How similar this concept is to an episode from Futurama.
NC (vo): (A clip of the original short film of Pixels is shown) Despite the movie being based on a short film, (pictures from the Futurama episode, Anthology of Interest II, are shown), there's an episode of Futurama where video games of the 80s attack their city that's pretty damn close in comparison to this. But I'm choosing to judge this on its own merits. Because much like (posters of) Osmosis Jones and Inside Out, even if it's been done before, what matters is what they can bring to it that's new and good.
NC: And Adam Sandler movies are so the exact opposite of this that there's actually an app for it now. (Holding up his phone)
Elephant: There is? (He walks over to NC)
NC: Oh yeah, it's called the Appler Sandler. His films are so easy to make now that you can literally phone them in. Uh, let's see here. (We come to the Appler Sandler app) Normal voice Sandler or Annoying Voice Sandler (Picture of Billy Madison).
Elephant: I'd rather rub my balls on a cheese grater than listen to his annoying voice.
NC: Normal voice it is. Uh, let's see here. Bland hot girlfriend or really bland hot girlfriend (Picture of Virginia Venit from Happy Gilmore)?
Elephant: What's the difference?
NC: One gets a crying scene.
Elephant: I guess that one.
NC: You got it. (He makes his selection)
Elephant: Wait, what are those?
NC: Oh, those are add-ons that come no matter what. (Those add-ons being...)
NC (vo): Kevin James, Suckered In Celebrities (in this case Peter Dinklage), Pity Cameos from SNL Alumni. (Other add-ons include: A Script by a Third Grader, Farts, Poops, Pee. All on Screen at Once)
NC: The only thing left to choose is funny (Happy Gilmore) or Unfunny (Blended).
Elephant: Oh my God, I never knew we had a choice! Choose funny, man!
NC: All right! (Every time he tries to click on the Funny button, it moves out of the way) Hey, what the? Come on!
Elephant: Come on!
NC: Jesus Christ! Why would you throw so much time, effort and money into something if you're not gonna make it funny? You painfully obvious metaphor! (He puts the phone down)
(The elephant sighs and clicks Unfunny. The screen blue fills in as the words BEGIN SANDLER SUCKFEST flash on screen)
(Scene then changes to an arcade back drop with Jim Jarosz as young Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler) and Tamara as young William Cooper (Kevin James))
NC (vo): It starts off with a younger version of Adam Sandler and Kevin James in an arcade competition. Where we insert Adam Sandler app number 162: Sweet Old Lady (played by Malcom), who delivers our first joke.
William: Look. It's Grandma.
Granny Malcom: Yoo-hoo (while holding a bottle of Yoo-hoo. I am not making this up)
(Movie pauses. Critic appears in front of the screen)
NC: That was the first joke people. She says yoo-hoo while holding up a bottle of Yoo-hoo. A hundred and ten million dollar budget, and that is their opening joke. You know, why don't you just be honest and say..
William: Look. It's Grandma.
Granny Malcom: Fuck you bitches. I'm smoking your money. (proceeds to smoke a cigar while burning money with it.)
(Scene of Sam Brenner playing against young Eddie Plant (played by Tamara))
NC (vo): Sandler loses to a kid named Eddie which means Eddie's gameplay will be put in a time capsule and launched into space. This brings us to present day (Sam now portrayed by Doug) where Sandler app number 229: Down on His luck Has-Been Who People Think Will Amount To Nothing, is having a conversation with Sandler app 465: Supportive Best Friend and Binge Drinking Idiot Kevin James (shows actor with Kevin Jame's head photo-shopped on actual head.). Who is President of the United States.
(Screen shakes as the words "BULLSHIT OVERLOAD!" are on screen. The critic's phone short circuits because of it.)
NC: Yup. Even the app couldn't handle something that dumb. Kevin James is President of the United States. (Phone sparks up while wheezing out "Bullshit!") In a country that's actually kind of considering electing Donald Trump (shows picture of said person) as our next president, even we can't be fucking stupid enough to except this as a reality.
NC (vo): And the weird thing is, he still plays it as the idiot best friend like he always does. He doesn't act like a president at all.
NC: Which is why, just to give you an idea on how lazy this is, I'm going to switch out Kevin James with Obama. (NC does so on the app, confusing Sandler but he just shrugs it off). Now tell me if this makes any sense whatsoever.
Obama (played by Malcom): Now, Adam.
Sandler (I know he's Sam Brenner, but I'm still calling him Sandler for this): Uh, Bernie please, I'm a totally different character now.
Obama: Yeah sure. So Adam, I'd like to help getting drunk, while helping my loser friend at a bar, but I uhh need to overcome this outburst I had while screaming at school children because I can't read.
Sandler: (awkward pause) That's really in our movie?
Obama: That's really in our movie.
Sandler: Shouldn't you be doing like presidential stuff, that kind of thing?
Obama: Oh, I do. Like when our country is under attack, I make a cake with my wife.
Sandler: (awkward pause) That can't be in our movie.
Obama: Page 22.
Sandler (reads the script) It's in our movie.
Obama: I'll give you a call when I need you to replace our military.
Sandler (Facing the audience): If your still in the theater folks, I salute ya.
NC (vo): Sandler goes to a customer's house to fix their TV, but finds the owner, played by Michelle Monaghan (Character's name is Violet, played by Tamara), is crying in the corner of the closet while sipping champagne out of a sippiecup. Yeah, a sippiecup.
Sandler: Oh, is that your kids?
Violet: No, he's twelve.
Sandler: Then why do you have-
Violet: (gasps and hits Sandler with sippiecup) How dare you?! I can never see us becoming a couple. Never! EVER!
(Nostalgia Critic pauses again and steps in front of screen)
NC: Okay, who's the fucking idiot who keeps falling for this? The couple who acts like their not going to get together but everybody else in the world knows they're going to get together? Who's the one Fucking idiot who keeps falling for this and encourages this cliche!? (a hand hesitantly rises up, and a nuke strike against person attacks him) Thank you, there's one less in the world.
NC (vo): But he's called to the White House as Sandler app 143 takes place of the huge romantic coincidence that Monaghan happens to be. Insert Saved By the Bell commercial here!
Obama: Hey, hey, we're not done yet. We're not done yet. Now Adam, our military was attacked by in a way that was uh, very similar to a video game. As you know, no one in our American intelligence has ever played a video game.
Sandler: Yeah, nerds and games often don't mix.
Obama: You are the only person who can figure out these paterns that people online have figured out years ago.
NC (vo): But don't worry. We can't see Sandler as too much of a loser so the app comes with "Unrealistic Over-compensatingly Pathetic Best Friend."
NC: And I know it's the actor who played the snowman from Frozen and not the actual snowman from Frozen but I'm choosing him because the only funny thing they have in common is that you wanna see them both impaled.
Sandler: Whoa! Aren't you that perverted kid from my past?
Olaf: Yup! I'v spent 30 years wishing a video game character would come to life and make love to me.
Sandler: Ah, just like my fan base.
Olaf: Now lets 'em teach that sitting on your lazy ass playing video games can somehow make you a hero.
Sandler: I think this calls for some inane gibberish.
NC (vo): So the aliens misinterpret the time capsule and think it's an act of war. Therefore Sandler and Unfunny Pervert instruct the soldiers on how to defeat them. But of course when they finally attack, no one listens.
Sandler: No, no! you're supposed to shoot all the way!
NC (vo): But Sandler grabs a gun and shoots them up like an action hero...
NC: Because playing this at home is clearing the same thing as fighting in the field.
NC (vo): And he kills them all off, proving that Adam Sandler is in fact better than the military.
NC (vo): But knowing another threat is on the way, they call in Eddie, the gaming champion from years ago played now by Peter Dinklage. Only seeing how he's in a Sandler movie, all of his talent has to be Shyamalised. (Shyamalan appears and prepares to Shyamalise Dinklage) In reverse.
Shyamalan: Huh?
NC: Okay, you know how in a Shyamalan movie, you take something that's not funny and make it funny?
Shyamalan: Yeah.
NC: Well in a Sandler movie, you take something that's funny and make it not funny.
Shyamalan: Oh. Thanks, buddy. (Reverse-Shyamalises Dinklage)
The Nostalgia Critic Transcripts
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2008:
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Transformers · Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue · Cloverfield Trailer Review · Power Rangers: A Look Back · Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Launch · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movies · The Top 11 Scariest Nostalgic Moments · Super Mario Bros.: The Movie · Cloverfield Review · Street Fighter · Mortal Kombat · Space Jam · The Nerd Rant · The Nerd Rant Part 2 · Pokémon The First Movie · The Nerd Wizard Rant · The Wizard · The Top 11 Naughtiest Moments in Animaniacs · Batman & Robin · The Top 11 Catchiest Theme Songs · '90s Sports Montage · The Nerd Response…Response · The Top 11 Drug PSAs · The Battle of Epic Proportions · Captain Planet · Double Dare · 3 Ninjas · Top 11 Hottest Animated Women · Video Game Review · The Search for the Nostalgia Chick · He-Man and the Masters of the Universe · Follow That Bird · Saved By the Bell · Tom and Jerry: The Movie · Top 11 Saddest Moments · Nostalgia Chick Winner · Surf Ninjas · NC vs The Nerd Showdown · Top 11 Nostalgic Animated Shows · Kazaam · The Nerd vs. NC: The Final Battle · Off to Beat the Nerd · Drew Struzan Tribute · Halloween '08 Special · Double Dragon · Top 11 Underrated Nostalgic Classics · Howard the Duck · Mortal Kombat: Annihilation · Godzilla · Top 11 Disney Villains · The Super Mario Bros. Super Show · Top 12 Greatest Christmas Specials · Jingle All the Way
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2009:
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Nicktoons · Nickcoms · SNICK · Good Burger · The Making of the Final Battle · Ferngully: The Last Rain Forest · A Kid in King Arthur's Court · The Good Son · The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog · Top 11 Nostalgic Mindfucks · Twister · Garbage Pail Kids · Rock-A-Doodle · Titanic - The Legend Goes On · The Pagemaster · The NeverEnding Story · Moonwalker · Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments · TMNT · Red Sonja · TGWTG Team Brawl · Short Circuit 1 & 2 · Batman vs. The Dark Knight · Full House · North · Critic and Nerd: TMNT Making of Coming Out of Their Shells · Sidekicks · Gargoyles · Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen · Steel · Top 11 Cereal Mascots · Barb Wire · New vs Old - LOTR Animated vs Lord of the Rings · Last Action Hero · Captain N · We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story · Warriors of Virtue · Captain America · Top 11 F*ckups · Alone in the Dark · Blank Check · Old vs. New: Willy Wonka · Cool as Ice · Suburban Commando · Next Karate Kid · Casper · Superman IV · Congo · Siskel and Ebert Tribute · Judge Dredd · Tank Girl · Jack Frost · He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special · Next Best Christmas Specials · Star Wars Holiday Special · Ernest Saves Christmas
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2010:
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Commando · Junior · Conan and Conan the Destroyer · End of Days · Battlefield Earth · Bebe's Kids · Lost in Space · Top 11 Villain Songs · Quest for Camelot · Old vs. New: Nutty Professor · Bio-Dome · NeverEnding Story II · Top 11 Most Awkward Christopher Walken Moments · Flubber · Home Alone 3 · Old vs. New: King Kong · Drop Dead Fred · The Care Bears Movie · Kickassia: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 · Jaws 3 · Free Willy · A Troll in Central Park · Theodore Rex · Top 11 Coolest Cliches · Hook · Independence Day · The Room · The Phantom · Zeus and Roxanne · Animaniacs Tribute · Flintstones Movie · Mr. Nanny · Rocky IV · Chairman of the Board · Next Top 11 NC Fuckups · Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw · Pebble and the Penguin · Ernest Scared Stupid · Top 11 Scariest Performances · IT · Leprechaun · My Pet Monster · Commercial Special · Old vs. New: 10 Commandments vs. Prince of Egypt · The Thief and the Cobbler · Waterworld · Little Monsters · Rover Dangerfield · You're a Rotten Dirty Bastard · The First Couple: TMNT
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2011:
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NeverEnding Story III · Ferngully 2 · Secret of NIMH 2 · Care Bears 2 · Dungeons and Dragons · Top 11 Dumbest Spider-Man Moments · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · Return of the Nostalgic Commercials · Inspector Gadget · Old vs. New: The Karate Kid · The Langoliers · Airborne · Baby Geniuses · Raiders of the Story Arc: X-Men · The Magic Voyage · Double Team · Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress · Jaws: The Revenge · Gordy · The OTHER Animated Titanic Movie · Revenge of the Nostalgic Commercials · Once Upon a Forest · Little Nemo · Old vs. New: True Grit · Suburban Knights: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 · Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon · Milk Money · Rad · Raiders of the Story Arc: Duck Tales · Care Bears in Wonderland · Cop and a Half · Top 11 Batman TAS Episodes · Alaska · Let's Play Bart's Nightmare · James and the Giant Peach · The Avengers · Simon Sez · The Tommyknockers · The Haunting · Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows · Exorcist 2 · Doug's 1st Movie · The Cell · Raiders of the Story Arc: Superman · Felix the Cat · Moulin Rouge · Babes in Toyland · How the Grinch Stole Christmas · Child's Play
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2012:
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Santa Claus: The Movie · Star Trek: The Motion Picture · Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock · Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier · Star Trek 7: Generations · Star Trek 9: Insurrection · Patch Adams · Ponyo · Dunston Checks In · Thomas and the Magic Railroad · Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F*** Ups Part 3 · Richie Rich · Jungle 2 Jungle · Old vs. New: Manhunter vs. Red Dragon · Star Chaser · Transformers Cartoon · A Simple Wish · Alien Resurrection · Jack · Heavy Metal · Mr. Magoo · Top 11 Simpsons Episodes · Signs · Digimon: The Movie · Top 11 F*** YEAH Movie Themes · Baby Geniuses 2 · Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom · The Wiz · Total Recall (with Sci-Fi Guy) · Scooby-Doo · To Boldly Flee: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 · The Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes · The WORST Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed · NC's Top 11 Favorite Jokes
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2013:
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The Review Must Go On · The Odd Life of Timothy Green · Pearl Harbor · Son of the Mask · The King and I · Catwoman · The Cat in the Hat · Top 11 South Park Episodes · Jurassic Park · A.I. Artificial Intelligence · The Master of Disguise · Turbo - A Power Rangers Movie · Top 11 Dumbest Lord of the Rings Moments · Sailor Moon · Les Miserables · Top 11 Adult Jokes We Never Got as Kids · The Last Airbender · Bridge to Terabithia · The Shining Mini-Series · Sharknado · Devil · Dawn of the Commercials · Man of Steel · Top 12 Santa Clauses · Eight Crazy Nights · The Christmas Tree
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2014:
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Face/Off · The Wicker Man · Ghost Rider · Top 11 Strangest Best Couples · Ghost Dad · Disney's Alice in Wonderland · Top 11 Moments You Never Noticed in Ghostbusters · Disney Afternoon · Foodfight · Swan Princess · The Lorax · Old vs. New: Spider-Man · Blues Brothers 2000 · Jurassic Park 3 · After Earth · Bloodrayne · The Purge · Top 11 Trailers · Small Soldiers · The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement · Ghost Rider 2 · Top 11 Worst Avatar Episodes · Top 11 Best Avatars (with Dante Basco) · Maximum Overdrive · Top 11 New Halloween Classics · Monster Squad · Rise of the Commercials · Forest Warrior · Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (NC) · Christmas Story 2 · Care Bears Nutcracker
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2015:
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The Matrix · The Animatrix · The Matrix Reloaded · The Matrix Revolutions · AVGN Movie · Mamma Mia! · The Haunted Mansion · Daredevil · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) · Demolition Man · Top 11 Animaniacs Episodes · Legend of Zorro · The Ewoks Cartoon - Was That Real? · Fantastic Four · Cowboys of Moo Mesa - Was That Real? · Sharkboy and Lavagirl · Small Wonder - Was That Real? · Jupiter Ascending · Jurassic World · Top 11 TV Show Intros · Planet of the Apes · Osmosis Jones · Garfield: The Movie · Pixels · The Smurfs · Hammerman - Was That Real? · Mad Max: Fury Road · Event Horizon · Children of the Corn · Hocus Pocus · Conquest of the Commercials · Dragon's Lair · We Wish You a Turtle Christmas · Christmas with the Kranks · Star Wars: The Force Awakens (NC)
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2016:
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The Happening · Top 11 Funniest Shyamalan Moments · Lady in the Water · Labyrinth · Spawn · Cats and Dogs · The Phantom of the Opera · The Adventures of Pluto Nash · Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain - Was That Real? · Batman v Superman · Blade · Old vs. New: Cinderella · Spy Kids 3D: Game Over · Jem and the Holograms (2015) · The Grinch vs. The Cat in the Hat - Was That Real? · Scooby-Doo 2 · Alvin and the Chipmunks · Ghostbusters (2016) · Teddy Ruxpin Live Action Series - Was That Real? · Wild Wild West · The 3rd Animated Titanic Movie (Tentacolino) · The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle · Stephen King's Dreamcatcher · Freddy vs. Jason · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows · Battle of the Commercials · Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas · Top 12 Christmas Commercials · I'll Be Home For Christmas · Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
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2017:
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Top 11 Best Movie Sequels · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel · Top 11 Worst Movie Sequels · The Smurfs 2 · Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties · Cool World · Old vs. New: Evil Dead · Top 11 WTF Alternate Endings · Balto · Fant4stic · Clockstoppers · The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas · Suicide Squad Trailer · Suicide Squad · Alien vs. Predator · Transformers: The Last Knight NON-Review · Wonder Woman · Norm of the North · Cats Don't Dance · Hulk (2003) · Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory · Monkeybone · G.I. Joe: The Movie · The Sorcerer's Apprentice · DuckTales (2017) · Eragon · Kangaroo Jack · A Goofy Movie · Green Lantern · Scary Godmother · It (2017) · Halloween (2007) · The Mummy · The Mummy (2017) · Dragonball Evolution · Bangarang · War of the Commercials · Super Mario Bros.: The Anime · Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa · A Muppet Family Christmas · Home Alone 2: Lost in New York · Star Wars: The Last Jedi
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2018:
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Mars Attacks! · Lara Croft: Tomb Raider · Top 11 Good Adam Sandler Movies · Yogi Bear · Horton Hears a Who · Batman Forever · Freakazoid · Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked · Maleficent · Alice Through the Looking Glass · The Jungle Book (2016) · Beauty and the Beast (2017) · Woody Woodpecker · Jack and Jill · An American Tail: Fievel Goes West · Starship Troopers · The Emoji Movie · Scooby-Doo: The Mystery Begins · The Boss Baby · The Spirit · Deadpool 2 · Chicken Little · The Angry Birds Movie · Do the Bartman · Fox Kids · The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen · Bartok the Magnificent · Mission: Impossible 2 · Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie · Doom · Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · Ghostbusters 2 · Old vs. New: Teen Titans vs. Teen Titans Go · Freddy Got Fingered · Big Fat Liar · Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer · Grading Cartoon Show Intros · Sleepwalkers · Top 11 Stephen King Movies · Van Helsing · Rubber · The Powerpuff Girls Movie · Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom · A Wrinkle in Time · Escape from the Commercials · A Christmas Story Live · The Search for Santa Paws · The Most HATED Nutcracker Movie Ever Made · Elf Bowling: The Movie
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2019:
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Max Payne · Robocop (2014) · The Black Cauldron (NC) · Top 11 Funniest Siskel and Ebert Reviews · The Country Bears · Donnie Darko · X-Men: The Animated Series · X-Men · X2: X-Men United · X-Men: The Last Stand · X-Men Origins: Wolverine · Best F(r)iends · Tom and Jerry and the Wizard of Oz · Hop · Stuart Little · Toonami · Balto II: Wolf Quest · Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within · Man on the Moon · Mary Poppins Returns · Movie 43 · Alien 3 · Barney's Great Adventure · Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief · Constantine · Kim Possible · The Lion King · Blade II · That Darn Cat · The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones · Underworld · Mulan II · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip · The Pest · The Wall · Aladdin (2019) · Hannibal · It: Chapter Two · Demon Knight · Venom · Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island · Justice League · Frozen · Planet of the Commercials · The Grinch (2018) · The Most INSANE Christmas Rom Com · The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause · Die Hard
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2020:
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker · Beverly Hills Chihuahua · Con Air · Duckman · Supergirl · Spider-Man · Spider-Man 2 · Spider-Man 3 · The Amazing Spider-Man · The Amazing Spider-Man 2 · Trolls · Dolittle · Frozen II · Independence Day: Resurgence · Critters · Alpha and Omega · Avatar (2009) · Stuart Little 2 · Superman Returns · Totally Spies!: The Movie · Elektra · Alita: Battle Angel · Mouse Hunt · Battleship · The Hunchback of Notre Dame · The Lion King (2019) · The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland · The Animated Lord of the Rings · The Iron Giant · The Bill & Ted Movies · Mulan · Playing with Fire · Problem Child · Pokémon Detective Pikachu · X-Men: Apocalypse · The Lost Boys · The Stand · The Witches · Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark · Tusk · Curse of the Commercials · The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (NC) · Sucker Punch · Krampus · The Muppet Christmas Carol · Deck the Halls · Batman Returns · Home Alone 4
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2021:
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Shark Tale · The FREAKIEST Raggedy Ann Movie · The Mummy Returns · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · 9 · Strange Magic · The Terminator · Terminator 2: Judgment Day · Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines · Terminator Salvation · Terminator Genisys · Terminator: Dark Fate · Wonder Woman 1984 · Freaked · The Prince of Egypt · Blade: Trinity · Mulan (2020) · Tom and Jerry (2021) · Scooby-Doo: Curse of the Lake Monster · Who Framed Roger Rabbit · The Banana Splits Movie · Ready Player One · Men in Black II · An American Tail · Monty Python's The Meaning of Life · Cats · Jetsons: The Movie · Atlantis: The Lost Empire · Mystery Men · X-Men: Dark Phoenix · Cinderella III: A Twist in Time · The Mask · The Nightmare Before Christmas · The Ring · Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost · The Lawnmower Man · Leap! · Space Jam: A New Legacy · A Series of Unfortunate Events · Commercials Resurrection · Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas · The Polar Express · Home Alone 5: The Holiday Heist · Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever · Reindeer Games
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2022:
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Old · Birds of Prey · Rango · Daphne & Velma · Pan · Tarzan · National Treasure · Return to Oz · Batman Begins · The Dark Knight · The Dark Knight Rises · Batman · Batman: Mask of the Phantasm · Hancock · Bobbleheads: The Movie · Lilo & Stitch · Pinocchio: A True Story · The Rugrats Movie · Spider-Man: No Way Home · The Brave Little Toaster · Tombstone · Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole · The Fifth Element · Garfield and Friends · The Batman · The Addams Family Movies · The Secret of NIMH · Austin Powers Movies · Morbius · The Shrek Movies · Brave · Willy's Wonderland · Diary of a Wimpy Kid · The Kung Fu Panda Movies · The Matrix Resurrections · Beetlejuice · Jurassic World Dominion · Back to the Future Movies · The Princess and the Frog · Hotel Transylvania Movies · The Frighteners · The Munsters · The Mist · Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Anastasia · Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs · Commercials H20 · Hoodwinked · Elf · Disney's A Christmas Carol · A Garfield Christmas · Home Sweet Home Alone
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2023:
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The Ant Bully · The Sword in the Stone · Charlie's Angels · The Twilight Saga · Click · Zathura: A Space Adventure · Iron Man · Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest · Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End · Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales · Despicable Me and Minions Movies · Puss in Boots: The Last Wish · Top 11 Disney Remakes That Could Work · The Simpsons Movie · Beethoven · M3GAN · Cartoon Network Bumpers · The Little Mermaid · Dudley Do-Right · Kids' WB · White Chicks · Baby's Day Out · South Park Movie · The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie · The Great Mouse Detective · The Super Mario Bros. Movie · Bean · The Truman Show · Beavis and Butt-Head Do America · Top 11 Tom and Jerry Episodes · The Three Stooges Movie · The Road to El Dorado · The Pee-Wee Movies · Robin Hood · Liar Liar · The Flash · Monster House · Coraline · Trick 'r Treat · Thinner · Peter Pan · The Little Mermaid (2023) · Mrs. Doubtfire · Kingdom of the Commercials · Home Alone · Edward Scissorhands · Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale · Wakko's Wish · A Christmas Story
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2024
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On Deadly Ground · Fat Albert · Aladdin · Top 11 Funniest Disney Villains · Kung Pow! Enter the Fist · Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse · Jumanji · Superman · Superman II · Superman III · The Snyder Cut · Top 11 Poorly Aged Bill Cosby Commercials · Galaxy Quest · Wish · The Land Before Time
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DVD Exclusives:
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Turkish Rambo · Video Game Review 2: Blues Brothers (SNES) · Reefer Madness · Doomsday Machine · NC - Kickassia · NC - Suburban Knights · NC - To Boldly Flee · NC - Live Review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 · Paranoia · Cup of Idiocy (Doug's Old Home Movies) · Night of the Living Dead · The Cinema Snob Movie · The Review Must Go On Review
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Theme months
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NostalgiaWeen · Christmas · Annual Theme Month
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