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NC ( voiceover): If you took a combination of NyQuil and Vicodin and decided to watch ''Happy Feet '' for an hour, this is probably what you'll see. Yet another strange and often clumsily animated film that wants to look nice as opposed to make any logical sense. |
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Guests: The first time you see her , no magical change. |
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'''Girl Penguins''' ( Singing): Now and forever / We'll do like birds do. |
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NC ( voiceover): What hack songwriter wrote this , anyway ? (Barry Manilow 's name appears in the credits) Ah, that explains a lot. From the brilliant mind who brought you "Marry the Mole " [from ''Thumbelina'']! |
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Drake: Marina doesn't know it yet, but she’s going to be my wife! |
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Hubie ( singing): Sometimes I wonder what the colors mean. |
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NC ( voiceover): You know, it's a shame this came out when it did. 'Cause I can so easily see Morgan Freeman narrating all this. (as Morgan Freeman) Here we see the penguin [Hubie] trying desperately to get a life. His antics fall short to underwritten slapstick and heavily confused timing. Thus, he will not find a mate. He will spend the rest of his years knowing that his sperm will never carry on. |
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NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it, so you don't have to! Today we're gonna look at a film by Don Bluth— (Picture of Don Bluth is shown) God damn it! How come he keeps turning up here?!
(Posters of Don Bluth's films are shown during the Critic's narration)
NC (voiceover): I mean, it's not like the guy isn't a good director. He directed some great movies like The Land Before Time; An American Tail; and The Secret of NIMH, one of my all-time favorite films. But much like [Arnold] Schwarzenegger, for every good film he's made, he's also made bad ones. And not only are they bad, they're weird. Unbelievably weird.
NC: Case in point: The Pebble and the Penguin!
(Title card and footage of the film plays)
NC (voiceover): If you took a combination of NyQuil and Vicodin and decided to watch Happy Feet for an hour, this is probably what you'll see. Yet another strange and often clumsily animated film that wants to look nice as opposed to make any logical sense.
NC: It’s weird, it’s sloppy, I have 20 minutes to waste. So let’s take a look.
Narrator (Shani Wallis): There is a charming tradition observed by the Adelie Penguins.
NC (voiceover): OK, which British chick will have little to no character outside of narrating is this?
Subtitle: Shani Wallis
NC (voiceover): Shani Wallis? Who’s that? (A picture from Oliver! is shown) Ah, the woman from Oliver!
NC: Neat.
NC (voiceover): So she talks about how penguins use a pebble to give to their loved ones as a mating ritual, which starts off our tale of The Pebble and The Penguin, as the storybook explains. (the book then appears to have music in it) Oh, I mean, as the songbook explains. Apparently, the film is so cheap, it couldn't afford a storybook, so it resorted to the sheet music instead! So as the credits roll, we get a unique but still very strange opening. It’s the penguins swimming and singing through the sheet music of the movie which looks nice, but what the hell's the point of it?
NC: Are they gonna go tap dancing through the script next, marking off all the bad lines they don’t like? The script would be only a page long if they did that!
Female penguins (singing): Now and forever, we'll do like birds do.
NC (voiceover): By the way, is it me or does this sound like the meeting song from The Great Muppet Caper?
Male penguins (singing): Now and forever, I'll show her I care.
(A clip from The Great Muppet Caper is shown)
Guests: The first time you see her, no magical change.
NC (voiceover): What hack songwriter wrote this, anyway? (Barry Manilow's name appears in the credits) Ah, that explains a lot. From the brilliant mind who brought you "Marry the Mole" [from Thumbelina]!
Female penguins (singing): We'll have a little world where whatever...
NC (voiceover): In fact, that’s probably why Manilow agreed to do this film. He’s sick and tired of people saying his kids songs are unoriginal, so he shouted, (as Manilow) "You show them my music, notes and everything! Then they’ll see I really wrote this shit!"
(A circle made by rolled music sheets appears in the middle and spins to show the female penguins)
Female penguin: Knock it off. Romance has nothing to do with it. Listen.
(The circle spins again to show another female penguin, Marina)
Marina: You know, I don’t think a pebble should that be important.
(The circle spins again)
Another female penguin: Marina, if you don’t care about the pebble, how would you choose?
(The circle spins again, with NC editing in Henry Winkler as Fonzie from the credits of Happy Days)
NC (voiceover): So our narrator finally starts to introduce us to our characters.
Narrator: Of all the penguins in all the world...
Rick Blaine: (from Casablanca) She walks into mine.
Narrator: ...the most romantic was Hubie.
NC (voiceover): So this is Hubie, played by Martin Short. He's in love with a female penguin named Marina, played by Annie Golden. They make awkward small talk that's supposed to represent their relationship, as an evil penguin named Drake, played by Tim Curry, watches over them.
Drake: Marina doesn't know it yet, but she’s going to be my wife!
NC: (as Drake, raising his arms) I didn't get these peng-roids for nothing, you know. (kisses his "muscle")
NC (voiceover): So as they sit on top of that... thing from The Nightmare Before Christmas, they start to sing a song so forced and contrived, they would make it into a Teddy Ruxpin cartoon.
Hubie (singing): Sometimes I wonder what the colors mean.
NC (voiceover): Uh, why don't you figure out what that lyric means first? It's like saying, "I wanna figure out what the sounds smell like."
Hubie (singing): ...like your eyes. (normal) Oh, where was I?
Marina: Choosing...
NC (voiceover): (referring to Marina's tight-looking choker) Uh, is that choker trying to choke her?
Marina: I don't think it's nonsense at all. Even if you are a bit wacky.
Narrator: The rookery buzzed with excitement. All the bachelors took to the beaches to find their engagement pebbles.
NC (voiceover): You know, it's a shame this came out when it did. 'Cause I can so easily see Morgan Freeman narrating all this. (as Morgan Freeman) Here we see the penguin [Hubie] trying desperately to get a life. His antics fall short to underwritten slapstick and heavily confused timing. Thus, he will not find a mate. He will spend the rest of his years knowing that his sperm will never carry on.
Hubie: (noticing a star) Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight. Wish I may, wish I might have the wish I wish tonight.
NC (voiceover, as star via an answering machine): This is the wishing star. Our attorneys advise you to stop ripping off Disney or we'll sue you for the little that you have. Thank you and never call us again. (normal) Thankfully, the last son of Krypton is sent to Earth as Hubie plans to use one of the scorching hot rocks... that doesn't seem to burn him at all... as a pebble for Marina. But, unfortunately, Drake catches him before he can see her.
Drake: So nerd, I hear you wanna be a big ladies’ man.
NC (voiceover): Boy, Tim Curry’s American accent is almost good as his Romanian accent, isn't it?
Herkermer Homolka: (from Congo) Free now from the chains of Ceausescu, traveling the world, doing good.
NC: Is it wrong to say the muscle bound penguin sounds more credible?
Herkermer Homolka: (from Congo) No! No!
(Back to the film)
Drake: Hope you can swim.
NC (voiceover): Well, he [Hubie] is a penguin. So while in the water, he comes across the world’s FREAKING LARGEST SEAL! And don't think this means penguins are just small, no. We see them compared to the size of humans. They are regular size. This seal must have been like a radioactive mutation experiment at Seaworld!
Marina: Hubie!
NC (voiceover): So because of the storm and the seal, I guess he can’t swim back. So we cut to... him in a cage--hi, when did that happen? When he comes across a bunch of other penguins who also somehow knitted their own clothes.
A penguin (Singing): If you love the great indoors/ Welcome to the Good Ship Misery.
NC (Voiceover): God, don’t people talk anymore? You can buy a pack of Skittles and it would result in a musical number.
Penguins (Singing):The boots have got the place so hot/That to your spot you've got the rock and roll.
NC (Voiceover): Also has anybody noticed? They’re out of their freaking cages! Just leave! Stop torturing us with Manilow’s rejected commercial jingles.
Penguins (Singing): And then we all throw up.
NC (Voiceover): Just then another penguin is thrown to the cellar named Rocko, played by James Belushi.
Rocko: Who’s with me? Who’s for busting out of here? Bunch of bird brains, seal bait, get me out of here!
Hubie is looking in his pebble. A stererotypical "magic score" can be heard.
NC (Voiceover): So Hubie, through his magic space pebble, can see what’s going on back home.
A blurry screen is shown. Drake is giving Marina a pebble.
Drake: I want you to be my mate.
Marina: Drake, I love Hubie.
Drake: I deeply sympathize.
NC (Voiceover): Dude, the scene is so blurry you can host a Barbara Walters special on it.
Drake: Remember, you must choose a mate before the full moon mating ceremony or be banished. That's the law.
NC (Voiceover): Really? They had to make a law about that? Was there really some penguin who was just refusing to mate, so they had to create a law to enforce it? Sometimes, I don’t want to know about the animal kingdom.
Hubie: Sir! Take me with you.
Rocko: You talking to me?
Hubie: Yes, sir, I am.
Rocko: Don’t call me 'sir'. Call me Rocko.
NC (Voiceover): So Hubie and Rocko work out a plan to get themselves off the ship.
Rocko jumps out of the cage when it is opened by a man. The man is tripped down, with his head in a fish bucket.
Man: Come back here, you, come back!
NC (Voiceover, mocking the man): You're gonna be Gorton's Fisherman Fishsticks and like it!
The ship is sailing dangerously through a harsh storm, as a dramatic score is played. The Critic plays the theme from Gilligan's Island here:
Song: The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed!
NC (Voiceover): So, as they perform Penguin Amistad, they get off the ship and swim for some Hawaiian island.
Rocko: Your lost and I'm looking at a dead penguin.
Hubie: Getting back to Marina is all that matters to me. I mean, Rocko, look. I dream about her night and day! I see her face when I close my eyes!
NC: I do things when that happens! Things that my...penguin minister says makes Baby Jesus cry.
NC (Voiceover): So while Rocko refuses to help Hubie - by the way, hi, unfinished vine! (a green arrow points to a sloppily animated vine that appears to be attached to nothing) - Hubie gets Rocko to admit what he's really been looking for.
Rocko: I got something.
Hubie: What is it?
Rocko: (points upwards) You're lookin' at it. (A seagull is flying around)
NC: You wanna...bonk a seagull?
Hubie: You, you wanna fly?
Rocko: Don't laugh!
Hubie: (laughing) You've gotta j-just accept it!
Rocko: No! I'm gonna fly, and no-one's gonna stop me! I'm flying!
NC (Voiceover): So Hubie convinces Rocko that he knows a penguin named Waldo - last known photograph (a page from Where's Waldo? appears) - who can help show him how to fly if he gets him back home.
Rocko: Captain! Full speed ahead! Here we go!
The pair's journey is charted on a map, as the Indiana Jones theme plays.
NC (Voiceover): Meanwhile, at... (snickers as he sees the obviously evil lair) Frankenberry's house, we see Drake continues to try and put the moves on Marina.
Drake: No? Oh, I get it. You're joking. Hahahaha! (singing) Don't make me laugh.
NC (Voiceover): Oh good! Another song! The endless musical of West Ice Story can fucking continue!
Drake: (singing) Say yes, my love, and go with a winner.
NC (Voiceover): Is it weird to say that during this song, all I'm thinking about is why penguins have hands?
Drake: (singing) Don't make me laugh! Hahahaha! / Or slap my knee!
NC (Voiceover): Blah, blah, blah, Tim Curry is evil. So we go back to our heroes, who found a...very odd island of wood, as Hubie admits a sad secret that he's been keeping from Rocko.
Hubie: I...Rocko, there's something you should know.
NC: Your Modern Life is no longer in re-runs.
Hubie: Waldo isn't real. I needed you to show me the way home. I didn't think you'd do it if I just asked.
Rocko has a Heroic Blue Screen of Death.
NC: Next you'll be telling me the cake is a lie!
Rocko: You! You decided to lie to me! To drag me through three thousand miles of water and killer whales!
Hubie makes choking noises as Rocko strangles him. Rocko starts laughing. NC makes confused faces. The scenes of the penguins are interspersed with scenes from Evil Dead 2 of Ash laughing.
Rocko: You're either the greatest romantic hero of all time, or you're the stupidest penguin who ever lived!
Ash fires a gun and the penguins run away screaming.
NC (Voiceover): So because they...laughed for no apparent reason, I guess that means they're friends again. Makes sense to me. Meanwhile, back at home, we find that musical numbers don't need to have a point or a lead-in anymore. No, they can just start and come out of nowhere.
Marina: (singing) Sometimes I close my eyes, and say a prayer...
NC: She's sad. Next!
NC (Voiceover): We get yet another chase scene with the world's largest seal, which seems to be Don Bluth's new underwater cats. (Dragon from The Secret Of NIMH appears briefly. The giant leopard seal approaches the penguins with an evil look on its face. The penguins swim frantically up some stairs, and Hubie drops the stone) What's taking that seal so long anyway? Is he just enjoying his time shitting around with them?
Dirty Harry: (audio dubbed over the seal) I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots, or only five? You've got to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?
NC (Voiceover): So they swim swim swim around until they finally outrun the beast, which results in yet another argument.
Rocko: You risked your life to get back to that chick and give her that blasted pebble! You're crazy! You're insane! You're...amazing!
NC (Voiceover): Boy, Rocko really seems to moodswing to the convenience of the plot, doesn't he?
Rocko: Get outta my face. I didn't say anything like that.
Hubie: You do like me!
Rocko: I don't like anybody.
Hubie: Oh yes you do! And I knew it all along!
Music starts to play
NC (Voiceover): Oh God no! No no no, not another one!
Hubie: Hey, Rocko! I guess this means we put our differences on ice?
NC (Voiceover): Alright, I'll take that joke. I'll even laugh at it, hahaha, but please, not another one!
Hubie: (singing) Look how we get along...
The Critic screams and beats his hands against his head.
NC (Voiceover): Please! No more! I'm done! I'm done with these fucking songs! There's like a bajillion of them in this movie! Can't you just say things? Can't you just speak for one minute?!
Hubie: (singing) We'll find our way through stormy weather / just you and me until the end...
NC: If you'll excuse me. I feel rather dirty. I'm gonna take a bath for a minute.
As the ghastly friendship song continues, the Critic runs himself a bath, unplugs a toaster, and gets in with the toaster. An electric shock is heard as the screen flickers and goes dark, making it look like he committed suicide.
NC (Voiceover): So if you're still alive after your brush with death, the penguins catch a ride on yet another ship. How do they keep finding all these ships? But they run into a hungry bunch of whales, looking for some penguin chow.
As the penguins climb a cliff and the killer whale leaps out of the water, the Free Willy theme plays.
NC (Voiceover): So after the whales finally piss off, we see that Rocko apparently got killed in the process. (sarcastically) Of course he did.
Hubie: Oh, Rocko.
NC (Voiceover): Well, after that 100% not-fakeout, we see that Drake has kidnapped Marina to force her to be his bride.
Drake laughs as he carries a struggling Marina into his cave.
Hubie: Get your filthy flippers off my girl!
Drake laughs while holding his pecs
NC (Voiceover, as Drake): Man-tits away!
Drake and Hubie fight and Hubie gets one-shotted.
NC (Voiceover): Well, yeah. What did you think was going to happen, dumbass?
Birds: Get up! Get up! Now open your eyes!
Hubie: I didn't come three thousand miles and lose my best buddy to be stopped by the likes of you!
NC (Voiceover, as Hubie): I came to lose my virginity!
Hubie: C'mon! (He beats Drake up)
NC (Voiceover): So he defeats Drake and - oh, what a surprise. Rocko isn't dead! Yeah, you really had me going there, movie, good one.
Drake (tossing a large rock at Hubie): Say your prayers, you... (his cave starts to crumble)
NC (Voiceover, as Drake): No! My conveniently shaped location!
Drake is crushed under a rock.
NC (Voiceover): Dude, that was a pretty harsh death! I mean, just because you don't show blood doesn't mean it's not gruesome!
NC: In fact, let's put some blood in that scene and see how it looks.
Drake dies again, now with extra blood.
NC: Yeah. Disturbing.
Hubie and Marina fall, but Rocko saves them.
NC (Voiceover): Yeah, what they don't show you is the angle he's really going.
The screen is flipped and the penguins fall to their doom.
NC (Voiceover): No, of course Rocko can fly now, breaking the laws of nature and gravity because...he ate a fairy, I don't know. But he seems to have saved the day. So Marina and Hubie get together, they fly into the sunset, and they all wear Santa hats because...I guess this was a Christmas film.
(The End)
NC: That's The Pebble and The Penguin. So did any of it work?
NC (Voiceover): Well...how do I put this? Out of all the bad Don Bluth movies, this one is probably the least bad. It almost works. The voice acting's not bad and while the animation can be sloppy, it's still Don Bluth animation, which is always impressive. It just gets lost in the generic story and those few really weird turns that either work to Bluth's advantage or don't, and in this case, they don't. It's not really a film I'd recommend for kids, as there are much better films to show them, but as is, it's not terrible. And if a kid really wanted to see it, I guess there'd be no harm.
NC: And besides, it's just false advertising. When I hear the title 'The Pebble and The Penguin', this is what I expect to see.
(i.e. Danny DeVito's Penguin from Batman Returns and Pebbles from The Flintstones)
NC: Now that would have been an interesting crossover. I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to.
Tag: Hubie: 'I wonder what the colors mean...'
The Nostalgia Critic Transcripts
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2008:
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Transformers · Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue · Cloverfield Trailer Review · Power Rangers: A Look Back · Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Launch · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movies · The Top 11 Scariest Nostalgic Moments · Super Mario Bros.: The Movie · Cloverfield Review · Street Fighter · Mortal Kombat · Space Jam · The Nerd Rant · The Nerd Rant Part 2 · Pokémon The First Movie · The Nerd Wizard Rant · The Wizard · The Top 11 Naughtiest Moments in Animaniacs · Batman & Robin · The Top 11 Catchiest Theme Songs · '90s Sports Montage · The Nerd Response…Response · The Top 11 Drug PSAs · The Battle of Epic Proportions · Captain Planet · Double Dare · 3 Ninjas · Top 11 Hottest Animated Women · Video Game Review · The Search for the Nostalgia Chick · He-Man and the Masters of the Universe · Follow That Bird · Saved By the Bell · Tom and Jerry: The Movie · Top 11 Saddest Moments · Nostalgia Chick Winner · Surf Ninjas · NC vs The Nerd Showdown · Top 11 Nostalgic Animated Shows · Kazaam · The Nerd vs. NC: The Final Battle · Off to Beat the Nerd · Drew Struzan Tribute · Halloween '08 Special · Double Dragon · Top 11 Underrated Nostalgic Classics · Howard the Duck · Mortal Kombat: Annihilation · Godzilla · Top 11 Disney Villains · The Super Mario Bros. Super Show · Top 12 Greatest Christmas Specials · Jingle All the Way
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2009:
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Nicktoons · Nickcoms · SNICK · Good Burger · The Making of the Final Battle · Ferngully: The Last Rain Forest · A Kid in King Arthur's Court · The Good Son · The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog · Top 11 Nostalgic Mindfucks · Twister · Garbage Pail Kids · Rock-A-Doodle · Titanic - The Legend Goes On · The Pagemaster · The NeverEnding Story · Moonwalker · Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments · TMNT · Red Sonja · TGWTG Team Brawl · Short Circuit 1 & 2 · Batman vs. The Dark Knight · Full House · North · Critic and Nerd: TMNT Making of Coming Out of Their Shells · Sidekicks · Gargoyles · Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen · Steel · Top 11 Cereal Mascots · Barb Wire · New vs Old - LOTR Animated vs Lord of the Rings · Last Action Hero · Captain N · We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story · Warriors of Virtue · Captain America · Top 11 F*ckups · Alone in the Dark · Blank Check · Old vs. New: Willy Wonka · Cool as Ice · Suburban Commando · Next Karate Kid · Casper · Superman IV · Congo · Siskel and Ebert Tribute · Judge Dredd · Tank Girl · Jack Frost · He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special · Next Best Christmas Specials · Star Wars Holiday Special · Ernest Saves Christmas
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2010:
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Commando · Junior · Conan and Conan the Destroyer · End of Days · Battlefield Earth · Bebe's Kids · Lost in Space · Top 11 Villain Songs · Quest for Camelot · Old vs. New: Nutty Professor · Bio-Dome · NeverEnding Story II · Top 11 Most Awkward Christopher Walken Moments · Flubber · Home Alone 3 · Old vs. New: King Kong · Drop Dead Fred · The Care Bears Movie · Kickassia: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 · Jaws 3 · Free Willy · A Troll in Central Park · Theodore Rex · Top 11 Coolest Cliches · Hook · Independence Day · The Room · The Phantom · Zeus and Roxanne · Animaniacs Tribute · Flintstones Movie · Mr. Nanny · Rocky IV · Chairman of the Board · Next Top 11 NC Fuckups · Pound Puppies and the Legend of Big Paw · Pebble and the Penguin · Ernest Scared Stupid · Top 11 Scariest Performances · IT · Leprechaun · My Pet Monster · Commercial Special · Old vs. New: 10 Commandments vs. Prince of Egypt · The Thief and the Cobbler · Waterworld · Little Monsters · Rover Dangerfield · You're a Rotten Dirty Bastard · The First Couple: TMNT
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2011:
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NeverEnding Story III · Ferngully 2 · Secret of NIMH 2 · Care Bears 2 · Dungeons and Dragons · Top 11 Dumbest Spider-Man Moments · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · Return of the Nostalgic Commercials · Inspector Gadget · Old vs. New: The Karate Kid · The Langoliers · Airborne · Baby Geniuses · Raiders of the Story Arc: X-Men · The Magic Voyage · Double Team · Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress · Jaws: The Revenge · Gordy · The OTHER Animated Titanic Movie · Revenge of the Nostalgic Commercials · Once Upon a Forest · Little Nemo · Old vs. New: True Grit · Suburban Knights: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 · Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon · Milk Money · Rad · Raiders of the Story Arc: Duck Tales · Care Bears in Wonderland · Cop and a Half · Top 11 Batman TAS Episodes · Alaska · Let's Play Bart's Nightmare · James and the Giant Peach · The Avengers · Simon Sez · The Tommyknockers · The Haunting · Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows · Exorcist 2 · Doug's 1st Movie · The Cell · Raiders of the Story Arc: Superman · Felix the Cat · Moulin Rouge · Babes in Toyland · How the Grinch Stole Christmas · Child's Play
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2012:
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Santa Claus: The Movie · Star Trek: The Motion Picture · Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock · Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier · Star Trek 7: Generations · Star Trek 9: Insurrection · Patch Adams · Ponyo · Dunston Checks In · Thomas and the Magic Railroad · Top 11 Nostalgia Critic F*** Ups Part 3 · Richie Rich · Jungle 2 Jungle · Old vs. New: Manhunter vs. Red Dragon · Star Chaser · Transformers Cartoon · A Simple Wish · Alien Resurrection · Jack · Heavy Metal · Mr. Magoo · Top 11 Simpsons Episodes · Signs · Digimon: The Movie · Top 11 F*** YEAH Movie Themes · Baby Geniuses 2 · Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom · The Wiz · Total Recall (with Sci-Fi Guy) · Scooby-Doo · To Boldly Flee: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 · The Top 11 Best Nostalgia Critic Episodes · The WORST Movies Nostalgia Critic's Reviewed · NC's Top 11 Favorite Jokes
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2013:
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The Review Must Go On · The Odd Life of Timothy Green · Pearl Harbor · Son of the Mask · The King and I · Catwoman · The Cat in the Hat · Top 11 South Park Episodes · Jurassic Park · A.I. Artificial Intelligence · The Master of Disguise · Turbo - A Power Rangers Movie · Top 11 Dumbest Lord of the Rings Moments · Sailor Moon · Les Miserables · Top 11 Adult Jokes We Never Got as Kids · The Last Airbender · Bridge to Terabithia · The Shining Mini-Series · Sharknado · Devil · Dawn of the Commercials · Man of Steel · Top 12 Santa Clauses · Eight Crazy Nights · The Christmas Tree
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2014:
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Face/Off · The Wicker Man · Ghost Rider · Top 11 Strangest Best Couples · Ghost Dad · Disney's Alice in Wonderland · Top 11 Moments You Never Noticed in Ghostbusters · Disney Afternoon · Foodfight · Swan Princess · The Lorax · Old vs. New: Spider-Man · Blues Brothers 2000 · Jurassic Park 3 · After Earth · Bloodrayne · The Purge · Top 11 Trailers · Small Soldiers · The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement · Ghost Rider 2 · Top 11 Worst Avatar Episodes · Top 11 Best Avatars (with Dante Basco) · Maximum Overdrive · Top 11 New Halloween Classics · Monster Squad · Rise of the Commercials · Forest Warrior · Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (NC) · Christmas Story 2 · Care Bears Nutcracker
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2015:
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The Matrix · The Animatrix · The Matrix Reloaded · The Matrix Revolutions · AVGN Movie · Mamma Mia! · The Haunted Mansion · Daredevil · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) · Demolition Man · Top 11 Animaniacs Episodes · Legend of Zorro · The Ewoks Cartoon - Was That Real? · Fantastic Four · Cowboys of Moo Mesa - Was That Real? · Sharkboy and Lavagirl · Small Wonder - Was That Real? · Jupiter Ascending · Jurassic World · Top 11 TV Show Intros · Planet of the Apes · Osmosis Jones · Garfield: The Movie · Pixels · The Smurfs · Hammerman - Was That Real? · Mad Max: Fury Road · Event Horizon · Children of the Corn · Hocus Pocus · Conquest of the Commercials · Dragon's Lair · We Wish You a Turtle Christmas · Christmas with the Kranks · Star Wars: The Force Awakens (NC)
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2016:
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The Happening · Top 11 Funniest Shyamalan Moments · Lady in the Water · Labyrinth · Spawn · Cats and Dogs · The Phantom of the Opera · The Adventures of Pluto Nash · Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain - Was That Real? · Batman v Superman · Blade · Old vs. New: Cinderella · Spy Kids 3D: Game Over · Jem and the Holograms (2015) · The Grinch vs. The Cat in the Hat - Was That Real? · Scooby-Doo 2 · Alvin and the Chipmunks · Ghostbusters (2016) · Teddy Ruxpin Live Action Series - Was That Real? · Wild Wild West · The 3rd Animated Titanic Movie (Tentacolino) · The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle · Stephen King's Dreamcatcher · Freddy vs. Jason · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows · Battle of the Commercials · Inspector Gadget Saves Christmas · Top 12 Christmas Commercials · I'll Be Home For Christmas · Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
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2017:
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Top 11 Best Movie Sequels · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel · Top 11 Worst Movie Sequels · The Smurfs 2 · Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties · Cool World · Old vs. New: Evil Dead · Top 11 WTF Alternate Endings · Balto · Fant4stic · Clockstoppers · The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas · Suicide Squad Trailer · Suicide Squad · Alien vs. Predator · Transformers: The Last Knight NON-Review · Wonder Woman · Norm of the North · Cats Don't Dance · Hulk (2003) · Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory · Monkeybone · G.I. Joe: The Movie · The Sorcerer's Apprentice · DuckTales (2017) · Eragon · Kangaroo Jack · A Goofy Movie · Green Lantern · Scary Godmother · It (2017) · Halloween (2007) · The Mummy · The Mummy (2017) · Dragonball Evolution · Bangarang · War of the Commercials · Super Mario Bros.: The Anime · Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa · A Muppet Family Christmas · Home Alone 2: Lost in New York · Star Wars: The Last Jedi
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2018:
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Mars Attacks! · Lara Croft: Tomb Raider · Top 11 Good Adam Sandler Movies · Yogi Bear · Horton Hears a Who · Batman Forever · Freakazoid · Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked · Maleficent · Alice Through the Looking Glass · The Jungle Book (2016) · Beauty and the Beast (2017) · Woody Woodpecker · Jack and Jill · An American Tail: Fievel Goes West · Starship Troopers · The Emoji Movie · Scooby-Doo: The Mystery Begins · The Boss Baby · The Spirit · Deadpool 2 · Chicken Little · The Angry Birds Movie · Do the Bartman · Fox Kids · The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen · Bartok the Magnificent · Mission: Impossible 2 · Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie · Doom · Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · Ghostbusters 2 · Old vs. New: Teen Titans vs. Teen Titans Go · Freddy Got Fingered · Big Fat Liar · Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer · Grading Cartoon Show Intros · Sleepwalkers · Top 11 Stephen King Movies · Van Helsing · Rubber · The Powerpuff Girls Movie · Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom · A Wrinkle in Time · Escape from the Commercials · A Christmas Story Live · The Search for Santa Paws · The Most HATED Nutcracker Movie Ever Made · Elf Bowling: The Movie
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2019:
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Max Payne · Robocop (2014) · The Black Cauldron (NC) · Top 11 Funniest Siskel and Ebert Reviews · The Country Bears · Donnie Darko · X-Men: The Animated Series · X-Men · X2: X-Men United · X-Men: The Last Stand · X-Men Origins: Wolverine · Best F(r)iends · Tom and Jerry and the Wizard of Oz · Hop · Stuart Little · Toonami · Balto II: Wolf Quest · Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within · Man on the Moon · Mary Poppins Returns · Movie 43 · Alien 3 · Barney's Great Adventure · Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief · Constantine · Kim Possible · The Lion King · Blade II · That Darn Cat · The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones · Underworld · Mulan II · Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip · The Pest · The Wall · Aladdin (2019) · Hannibal · It: Chapter Two · Demon Knight · Venom · Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island · Justice League · Frozen · Planet of the Commercials · The Grinch (2018) · The Most INSANE Christmas Rom Com · The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause · Die Hard
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2020:
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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker · Beverly Hills Chihuahua · Con Air · Duckman · Supergirl · Spider-Man · Spider-Man 2 · Spider-Man 3 · The Amazing Spider-Man · The Amazing Spider-Man 2 · Trolls · Dolittle · Frozen II · Independence Day: Resurgence · Critters · Alpha and Omega · Avatar (2009) · Stuart Little 2 · Superman Returns · Totally Spies!: The Movie · Elektra · Alita: Battle Angel · Mouse Hunt · Battleship · The Hunchback of Notre Dame · The Lion King (2019) · The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland · The Animated Lord of the Rings · The Iron Giant · The Bill & Ted Movies · Mulan · Playing with Fire · Problem Child · Pokémon Detective Pikachu · X-Men: Apocalypse · The Lost Boys · The Stand · The Witches · Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark · Tusk · Curse of the Commercials · The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (NC) · Sucker Punch · Krampus · The Muppet Christmas Carol · Deck the Halls · Batman Returns · Home Alone 4
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2021:
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Shark Tale · The FREAKIEST Raggedy Ann Movie · The Mummy Returns · Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · 9 · Strange Magic · The Terminator · Terminator 2: Judgment Day · Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines · Terminator Salvation · Terminator Genisys · Terminator: Dark Fate · Wonder Woman 1984 · Freaked · The Prince of Egypt · Blade: Trinity · Mulan (2020) · Tom and Jerry (2021) · Scooby-Doo: Curse of the Lake Monster · Who Framed Roger Rabbit · The Banana Splits Movie · Ready Player One · Men in Black II · An American Tail · Monty Python's The Meaning of Life · Cats · Jetsons: The Movie · Atlantis: The Lost Empire · Mystery Men · X-Men: Dark Phoenix · Cinderella III: A Twist in Time · The Mask · The Nightmare Before Christmas · The Ring · Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost · The Lawnmower Man · Leap! · Space Jam: A New Legacy · A Series of Unfortunate Events · Commercials Resurrection · Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas · The Polar Express · Home Alone 5: The Holiday Heist · Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever · Reindeer Games
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2022:
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Old · Birds of Prey · Rango · Daphne & Velma · Pan · Tarzan · National Treasure · Return to Oz · Batman Begins · The Dark Knight · The Dark Knight Rises · Batman · Batman: Mask of the Phantasm · Hancock · Bobbleheads: The Movie · Lilo & Stitch · Pinocchio: A True Story · The Rugrats Movie · Spider-Man: No Way Home · The Brave Little Toaster · Tombstone · Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole · The Fifth Element · Garfield and Friends · The Batman · The Addams Family Movies · The Secret of NIMH · Austin Powers Movies · Morbius · The Shrek Movies · Brave · Willy's Wonderland · Diary of a Wimpy Kid · The Kung Fu Panda Movies · The Matrix Resurrections · Beetlejuice · Jurassic World Dominion · Back to the Future Movies · The Princess and the Frog · Hotel Transylvania Movies · The Frighteners · The Munsters · The Mist · Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Anastasia · Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs · Commercials H20 · Hoodwinked · Elf · Disney's A Christmas Carol · A Garfield Christmas · Home Sweet Home Alone
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2023:
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The Ant Bully · The Sword in the Stone · Charlie's Angels · The Twilight Saga · Click · Zathura: A Space Adventure · Iron Man · Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest · Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End · Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales · Despicable Me and Minions Movies · Puss in Boots: The Last Wish · Top 11 Disney Remakes That Could Work · The Simpsons Movie · Beethoven · M3GAN · Cartoon Network Bumpers · The Little Mermaid · Dudley Do-Right · Kids' WB · White Chicks · Baby's Day Out · South Park Movie · The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie · The Great Mouse Detective · The Super Mario Bros. Movie · Bean · The Truman Show · Beavis and Butt-Head Do America · Top 11 Tom and Jerry Episodes · The Three Stooges Movie · The Road to El Dorado · The Pee-Wee Movies · Robin Hood · Liar Liar · The Flash · Monster House · Coraline · Trick 'r Treat · Thinner · Peter Pan · The Little Mermaid (2023) · Mrs. Doubtfire · Kingdom of the Commercials · Home Alone · Edward Scissorhands · Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale · Wakko's Wish · A Christmas Story
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2024
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On Deadly Ground · Fat Albert · Aladdin · Top 11 Funniest Disney Villains · Kung Pow! Enter the Fist · Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse · Jumanji · Superman · Superman II · Superman III · The Snyder Cut · Top 11 Poorly Aged Bill Cosby Commercials · Galaxy Quest · Wish · The Land Before Time
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DVD Exclusives:
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Turkish Rambo · Video Game Review 2: Blues Brothers (SNES) · Reefer Madness · Doomsday Machine · NC - Kickassia · NC - Suburban Knights · NC - To Boldly Flee · NC - Live Review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 · Paranoia · Cup of Idiocy (Doug's Old Home Movies) · Night of the Living Dead · The Cinema Snob Movie · The Review Must Go On Review
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Theme months
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NostalgiaWeen · Christmas · Annual Theme Month
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