Old vs New - Evil Dead
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March 7, 2017
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28:06
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(After the shortened version of Channel Awesome logo, we cut to the Nostalgia Critic 2017 opening. It is a direct homage to The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest intro: we are shown the dark, red-striped canyon with clips from various episodes, mostly from 2016, being lightened up on the rocks as the camera is moving. In the foreground, we see some recurring characters floating by: Hyper Fangirl, Chester A. Bum, Satan, Santa Christ riding in sleigh, Ralph Bakshi (with Julie Taymor and Spike Lee as wings), Devil Boner, Creepy Dad, Aunt Despair, Black Willy Wonka, Bill, Darth Vader breakdancing, Wonder Woman and Superman. The screen explodes, and the Nostalgia Critic himself walks from left to right, blowing away smoke from his handgun. After the main title forms, we are shown NC...not in the review room, but in the living room)
NC: (looking offscreen; sighs) As flattered as I am that you would use me as a couples' therapist, (he is addressing Hyper Fangirl and Devil Boner, who are looking upset) it is my nonprofessional opinion that you should seek an actual professional.
HFG: But you're the only one crazy enough to understand us.
DB: Yeah, and to be fair, we do usually get along better when we take you against your will.
NC: (revealed to be bound by chains to a chair) Well, I've been kidnapped so many times, at this point, there's probably a plumber constantly being told that I'm in another castle.
DB: (as he and HFG hold hands) What can I say? We're bound tighter when you're bound tighter.
HFG: And I can practice my arts and crafts on your manacles.
NC: (his arms are manacled together; the manacles are a girly pink) Yeah, they're lovely, thanks. So, let's get to the heart of the argument.
DB: (he and HFG abruptly withdraw their hands) I'd rather not talk about it.
NC: Good, I'd rather not hear about it. (holds out hand) Key, please.
HFG: (frustrated) It's just that we thought that we agreed on every single thing, and we found out that there's (holds up index finger) one major hiccup!
DB: The Evil Dead movies.
NC: (putting his hand on his head) Yeah, if I had a nickel for every couple who's broke up...
HFG: He prefers the remake, even though the original is the cult classic!
DB: It's gooier and more realistic!
HFG: It's demons possessing people! How is that more realistic?
DB: I can tell you some things!
(They start arguing inaudibly as the NC turns toward the camera)
NC: The funny thing is, it's kind of amazing we're having this conversation at all.
(Footage from the original Evil Dead is shown)
NC (vo): The original Evil Dead, a horror film about a group of people being possessed by spirits, is still considered a cult classic. It put (image of...) Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell on the map, led to hugely (posters of Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness pop up) entertaining sequels, and still stands as one of the most uniquely corny, yet somehow badass horror films ever made. So, when it was announced a remake was coming out, people reacted how (a shot of a crowd people giving a thumbs-down is shown) everybody reacts when they hear a remake is coming out: (a shot of a man about to smash a computer with a sledgehammer) "It was betraying what was perfect!" "Don't fix what's not broken!" "Something about fucking your mother with a chainsaw–" It's the Internet, you know somebody said that.
(Cut to footage of the remake)
NC (vo): Yet when the movie came out, many people were surprisingly open to it. They said it was different enough to be its own thing, yet had just enough callbacks and practical effects to make it a loving setup. The blood hit the fan, and a lot of people seem to have a gory good time.
NC: (gesturing toward HFG and Devil Boner) Well, most people.
(HFG is covering her ears and humming loudly, trying to block out what Devil Boner is saying)
DB: Oh, come on, that never works! I know you can hear me! I know you can hear me! Oh! (takes his gun) Hey, hey, can you not hear this?! (he fires his gun in the air repeatedly) Can you not hear that?! Oh, can you not hear that?! It's an old–
NC: (shouting) HEY!
(DB stops firing as he and HFG stare at the NC)
DB: (to HFG) Oh, you can hear him, but not me, huh?
(HFG once again covers her ears and hums loudly, while Devil Boner resumes shouting and firing his gun in the air)
NC: DOUBLE HEY!! (again, their noise stops as they look toward him) Now, a good therapist will tell you that disagreement is the core of compromise, and being open to a new point of view helps you grow as a couple. Thankfully, I'm not a good therapist, so I say fight until somebody wins. (HFG and Devil Boner cheer; NC looks toward camera) So, strap yourself in... whether you have a choice or not. (looks back toward HFG and Devil Boner) I don't have a choice, do I? (they shake their heads) Yeah, kinda figured. This is Old vs. New: The Evil Dead.
("Old vs. New" opening is shown, before cutting to footage from the original)
NC (vo): The one thing to keep in mind is we're only doing the first Evil Dead movie, not any of the sequels. (picture of Ash with chainsaw hand is shown) So put away your "foam and chainsaw hand for badass credit points" card.
HFG: Aw, but this is the literally the only time that I could ever use this.
Devil Boner: Don't worry, punches. I'll find other times.
NC: Let's start with Story.
Best Story
NC (vo): In many respects, the stories are very similar: two groups of people go to a cabin in the middle of the woods where they discover the Book of the Dead, they idiotically read it out loud, summoning the evil spirits, and one by one, the people are possessed, killed off, or maimed in some sort of beautifully grotesque way.
HFG: Exactly! They're so similar. What's even the point?
NC: Well, the remake does have a few additions.
NC (vo): In the original, they're just going for a getaway, but in the new one, they're going as a means to get their friend off drugs. Not only does this already start off on an uncomfortable level, but it makes the belief of the supernatural all the more nerve-wracking because they think it's all just part of their withdrawal. On top of that, she and her brother have a mother who went crazy, so both of them have a fear of losing control and not mentally knowing what's going on. The story suddenly has more purpose, as these siblings are not only trying to stop these things, both mentally and physically, but they're also trying to figure out what's real and what's not.
DB: It also starts off as any psychologically challenging film should...
DB (vo): ...violent as hell! The first film, they just arrive at the cabin, but in this one, this chick is knocked out, her dad's gonna burn her alive, for some reason that (image of...) eraser head baby is there, and only when she's fired up does she reveal her roasting bitch face, then "POP goes the evil"!
DB: That's how you start a gory movie! BLOOD!!!
HFG: But what was the point of all that?
DB: BLOOD!!!!
HFG: But it doesn't dive into anything!
NC: (holding phone) You guys don't mind if I phone for help, do you?
HFG: (not paying attention) No, go ahead.
DB: (also not paying attention) Fine.
HFG: (as NC phones for help) I know it's technically the people that were there before...
HFG (vo): ...but we barely know anything about them. Like, who was that eraser head baby guy?
DB (vo): Yeah, that was a little weird.
HFG (vo): The original starts off simple and unassuming, you have no idea what you're in for. The Book of the Dead is discovered and you have no idea what it can do, building up the suspense. You also hear more about who these people are, seemingly kind folks who stumble across something awful, which makes it even more uncomfortable building up what's coming. The remake gives away too much too soon.
DB: You think that was pointless? How about getting wood?
HFG: Oh, Schmucomes, later.
DB: No! I mean, literally, the scene of...
DB (vo): ...the woman getting wood! What was the point in that?
NC (vo): That is kind of a good point. In the remake, there is a similar scene, but it doesn't show as much detail and is clearly done to show how the character's getting possessed. The original was definitely done to play up the shock value and exploitation vibe, even though, as far as I know, it doesn't really tie into anything.
HFG: Oh, come on! Just because the guy who came up with this insisted on...
HFG (vo): ...backing form shirts, (footage of...) naked women in chains, (a shot of...) and ended up marrying Xena Warrior Princess...
HFG: Everyone thinks he has an issue or two.
NC: Well, the creators of the first one definitely said they wanted to make the most shocking horror film at the time.
NC (vo): So I guess a lot of the random gore, violence and scenes that don't really seem to have much explanation all fall under the rationale of just trying to get an uncomfortable reaction, like any horror film, I guess.
HFG: But even then, they keep it to just the people in the cabin who attack. Who the hell is this...
HFG (vo): ...girl at the end of the remake?
DB (vo): Oh, that's the girl in the book based on the girl in the poster based on the...maybe girl who got shot in the intro. Geez, do I have that right?
DB: BUT WHO CARES?! LOOK WHAT SHE DOES TO HER!
(A scene in the remake is shown, showing Mia defeating the Abomination with a chainsaw)
DB (vo): HA-HA! OH, THIS IS (???) END!!
HFG: This ending feels tabbed on, making the story feel longer, and it's a happy ending! What the hell?!
DB: Oh, I forgot. You don't believe in happy endings! [Folds his arms and turns his head away]
HFG: Oh, puppykin...
DB: YOU CAN'T PUPPYKIN YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE!
NC: Actually, you're both kind of right.
NC (vo): While the ending does drag a bit, it does still give us some good gore and a literal blood storm. It makes no sense, but I think that's part of the course for these movies. In fact, the majority of the remake has good fast pacing, usually jumping from one crazy gore fest to another with little time to take a breath. The original is much slower in not only getting to the blood bath, but also in the breaks it takes. I know this is for the mood and character, but let's be honest, that's not what people are exactly here for. They're here to see crazy shit happen, and not only does the remake cut to the crazy shit faster, but they give an additional edge with two of the characters not knowing what to believe, giving them little time to regain their senses and look over the situation. While the ending does feel drawn out, the rest of the film moves arguably much smoother than the original, which moves much slower but ends exactly where it should end. Oh, I mean, leaving it open for (posters of Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness and the TV series Ash vs. Evil Dead) two sequels and a TV series, of course.
NC: So, in adding everything up, the story in the remake is better because it adds more of what's needed and takes out more of what's not.
DB: (mimics Ash) YEAH, BABY!
(He shoots his gun rapidly at the roof as Hyper Fangirl crosses her arms in defeat)
NC: Okay, how much of my ceiling is still standing?
DB: I don't know.
(Several bits of the ceiling fall on top of Hyper and Devil Boner)
NC: It's okay. It has a long history of people crashing through and shooting at it.
(We see the room's ceiling, which is riddled with holes)
HFG: Yeah, you should really get that looked at.
NC: (gestures to his chains) I'm a little preoccupied at the moment.
Round 1 Winner - New
(HFG disappointingly looks at DB relishing in the victory)
HFG: Oh, it's like you to gloat.
DB: It's like you to GOAT!
HFG: What?
DB: (crossing his arms) You heard me!
HFG: Yeah, I did, but I didn't get it.
DB: You didn't get it despite me!
NC: OKAY! (calmer) It's not my intention to anger the man who dresses in guns, so why don't we use the puppets that my therapy book/how to survive a hostage situation recommended?
HFG: Yeah, I guess we could do that.
DB: Sure.
(HFG takes out a puppet (that resembles Julie Taymor's puppet from the Cool World review), dressed as HFG herself, and DB takes out an action figure of himself wielding a gun)
HFG: (speaking as puppet) It just can't be the main actor in the original films. It's Bruce Campbell, for God's sakes!
DB: (shaking action figure; speaking in falsetto) Yeah, but he was barely in it, though!
HFG: Why are you using that voice?
DB: I dunno, I just feel like... that's how he should talk.
HFG: You're not supposed to use a funny voice, you're just supposed to, like, talk talk.
DB: Well, then, why are we using them at all?
HFG: USE THE PUPPET!
DB: (shaking action figure; falsetto) Why are we using them at all?
HFG: (speaking as puppet) You're doing the voice again!
DB: (to NC) How is this supposed to help?!
NC: It's supposed to help you say things that you would never say.
DB: Oh, you mean like, (shaking figure; falsetto) "The original Evil Dead is better!"
HFG: I don't like playing dolls with you!
(HFG's puppet grabs the DB action figure in its mouth, pulls it out of his hand, and spits it out on the floor; NC facepalms himself in frustration)
DB: My mini-Boner! YOU DESTROYED MY MINI-BONER!! (grabs HFG's puppet by its throat and strangles it) I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU! DIIIIIIE!!!
(HFG, speaking as puppet, pretends to choke and gasp, before finally making an expiring exhalation as puppet "dies")
DB: (devastated at what just happened) Oh, my God, I killed her.
HFG: You killed her.
DB: I killed puppet you!
HFG: You killed puppet me!
DB: Do we bury her in a shoebox, or how does this work?
HFG: She wanted to be cremated!
(Beat)
DB: Puppet you is very specific!
HFG: Well, she prepared for everything, except for you killing her ass!
DB: All right, let me find a fireplace.
NC: (frustrated) Christ! (to camera) This is Best Main Character!
Best Main Character
NC (vo): Now this is really difficult, because while one is a really good actress with a great backstory and wide range, the other is Bruce Fucking Campbell.
HFG (vo): Come on! It's Bruce Campbell! Nobody can dislike anything he does. It's like a commandment.
NC (vo): But there is one major problem: this isn't really the Ash we've all come to know and love. He's not a badass, he's not line-quoter, he's not a larger-than-life screw-up, he's just...a guy...not even a very interesting guy. When danger comes along, he usually just stands around and does nothing. His name isn't even Ash. It's Ashley, what a bizarre naming choice. (picture of Bobby Joe and Jake from the sequel) Is that why in the next one, they give one of the women two boy's names? It's like naming (pictures of named people are shown) John Wayne Daisy, or Ann Weiss Howard, or Stevie Wonder Steve-land. But what's in a name as long as the character is cool, and honestly, this is not a cool character.
(Ash gets pathetically scared by two of his friends)
Best Fucking Supporting Cast
Best Gore
Best Atmosphere
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2022:
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Old · Birds of Prey · Rango · Daphne & Velma · Pan · Tarzan · National Treasure · Return to Oz · Batman Begins · The Dark Knight · The Dark Knight Rises · Batman · Batman: Mask of the Phantasm · Hancock · Bobbleheads: The Movie · Lilo & Stitch · Pinocchio: A True Story · The Rugrats Movie · Spider-Man: No Way Home · The Brave Little Toaster · Tombstone · Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole · The Fifth Element · Garfield and Friends · The Batman · The Addams Family Movies · The Secret of NIMH · Austin Powers Movies · Morbius · The Shrek Movies · Brave · Willy's Wonderland · Diary of a Wimpy Kid · The Kung Fu Panda Movies · The Matrix Resurrections · Beetlejuice · Jurassic World Dominion · Back to the Future Movies · The Princess and the Frog · Hotel Transylvania Movies · The Frighteners · The Munsters · The Mist · Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius · Anastasia · Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs · Commercials H20 · Hoodwinked · Elf · Disney's A Christmas Carol · A Garfield Christmas · Home Sweet Home Alone
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2023:
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The Ant Bully · The Sword in the Stone · Charlie's Angels · The Twilight Saga · Click · Zathura: A Space Adventure · Iron Man · Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest · Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End · Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides · Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales · Despicable Me and Minions Movies · Puss in Boots: The Last Wish · Top 11 Disney Remakes That Could Work · The Simpsons Movie · Beethoven · M3GAN · Cartoon Network Bumpers · The Little Mermaid · Dudley Do-Right · Kids' WB · White Chicks · Baby's Day Out · South Park Movie · The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie · The Great Mouse Detective · The Super Mario Bros. Movie · Bean · The Truman Show · Beavis and Butt-Head Do America · Top 11 Tom and Jerry Episodes · The Three Stooges Movie · The Road to El Dorado · The Pee-Wee Movies · Robin Hood · Liar Liar · The Flash · Monster House · Coraline · Trick 'r Treat · Thinner · Peter Pan · The Little Mermaid (2023) · Mrs. Doubtfire · Kingdom of the Commercials · Home Alone · Edward Scissorhands · Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale · Wakko's Wish · A Christmas Story
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2024
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On Deadly Ground · Fat Albert · Aladdin · Top 11 Funniest Disney Villains · Kung Pow! Enter the Fist · Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse · Jumanji · Superman · Superman II · Superman III · The Snyder Cut · Top 11 Poorly Aged Bill Cosby Commercials · Galaxy Quest · Wish · The Land Before Time
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DVD Exclusives:
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Turkish Rambo · Video Game Review 2: Blues Brothers (SNES) · Reefer Madness · Doomsday Machine · NC - Kickassia · NC - Suburban Knights · NC - To Boldly Flee · NC - Live Review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 · Paranoia · Cup of Idiocy (Doug's Old Home Movies) · Night of the Living Dead · The Cinema Snob Movie · The Review Must Go On Review
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Theme months
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NostalgiaWeen · Christmas · Annual Theme Month
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