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Bastian: The Auryn is the necklace of the Childlike Empress, the ruler of all Fantasia. The NeverEnding Story.
 
Bastian: The Auryn is the necklace of the Childlike Empress, the ruler of all Fantasia. The NeverEnding Story.
   
NC: (points at him) You're crazy.
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NC: (points at him) [[Garfield: The Movie|You're crazy]].
   
 
NC: (VO) So after hearing his ''Dungeons and Dragons'' wet dreams, she locks herself in her room and tries to cope with the situation.
 
NC: (VO) So after hearing his ''Dungeons and Dragons'' wet dreams, she locks herself in her room and tries to cope with the situation.
   
Nicole: (strumming on guitar and singing) I wish I still saw you...
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Nicole: (strumming on guitar and singing) I wish I still sawi you...
   
 
NC: (VO) Yeah, thank God she's not into all that New Age crap. She just likes to express her feelings on acoustic guitar and sing lyrics that wouldn't make it into a Jewel poetry book!
 
NC: (VO) Yeah, thank God she's not into all that New Age crap. She just likes to express her feelings on acoustic guitar and sing lyrics that wouldn't make it into a Jewel poetry book!
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Mr. Jones: Principal said the next time he catches yous down here, he'd have you's all expelled.
 
Mr. Jones: Principal said the next time he catches yous down here, he'd have you's all expelled.
   
NC: (VO) So Bastian knocks on the door and tells the janitor what happened, resulting in them getting expelled. Which leads us to where the story left off with Bastian finding the book. Kinda weird that he read all the things that he already knew happened to himself. But the bullies find him and continue to chase him down. (Bastian continues running) Hey, you know what I don't miss in this film? Fantasia. I don't miss it at all. The other films would've gotten there by now, but this film feels that taking its time to show us how teeth-grindingly boring our main character is is much more important. (zooming on the subtitle) Hell, the name of the blippin' film is "Escape from Fantasia"!'' ''They should've called it'' "''Trying to Get to Fucking Fantasia"!
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NC: (VO) So Bastian knocks on the door and tells the janitor what happened, resulting in them getting expelled. Which leads us to where the story left off with Bastian finding the book. Kinda weird that he read all the things that he already knew happened to himself. But the bullies find him and continue to chase him down. (Bastian continues running) Hey, you know what I don't miss in this film? [[Fantasia 2000|Fantasia]]. I don't miss it at all. The other films would've gotten there by now, but this film feels that taking its time to show us how teeth-grindingly boring our main character is is much more important. (zooming on the subtitle) Hell, the name of the blippin' film is "Escape from Fantasia"!'' ''They should've called it'' "''Trying to Get to Fucking Fantasia"!
   
 
Bastian: Help! Take me back to Fantasia! It's my story and I say I return to Fantasia to escape The Nasties!
 
Bastian: Help! Take me back to Fantasia! It's my story and I say I return to Fantasia to escape The Nasties!
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(''Illustrations of what he says plays out'')
 
(''Illustrations of what he says plays out'')
   
NC: (VO) (voice becomes very angry as he speaks) ...jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the balls, ''raping it'', ''eating its flesh,'' ''consuming its soul'', '''''mounting its head on the wall,''''' '''''AND THEN DOING THE SAME THING TO 12 MORE FUCKING SHARKS JUST TO BE ''SAFE''!'''''
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NC: (VO) (voice becomes very angry as he speaks) ...[[Shark Tale|jumping the shark]], coming back, shooting it in the balls, ''raping it'', ''eating its flesh,'' ''consuming its soul'', '''''mounting its head on the wall,''''' '''''AND THEN DOING THE SAME THING TO 12 MORE FUCKING SHARKS JUST TO BE ''SAFE''!'''''
   
 
NC: Don't believe me? You '''''DAAAARE'' '''not fucking believe me?! Well, let's take a look at the original film ''and'' this film, ''back to back''!
 
NC: Don't believe me? You '''''DAAAARE'' '''not fucking believe me?! Well, let's take a look at the original film ''and'' this film, ''back to back''!
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