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'''NC''': Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Once upon a time there was a movie called [[The Neverending Story]], and it kicked ASS!
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'''NC''': Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Once upon a time there was a movie called The Neverending Story, and it kicked ASS!
   
 
''Neverending Story music plays with the opening and scenes from The Neverending Story''
 
''Neverending Story music plays with the opening and scenes from The Neverending Story''
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'''NC''': (Voiceover) First of all I should point out that none of the original cast is in this movie. The characters are the same but none of the same actors played them. I guess you could argue that the actors were too old by that time but if Hermione's breasts...
 
'''NC''': (Voiceover) First of all I should point out that none of the original cast is in this movie. The characters are the same but none of the same actors played them. I guess you could argue that the actors were too old by that time but if Hermione's breasts...
   
''Cut to picture of Emma Watson from the Harry Potter series''
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''Cut to picture of Emma Watson in a tight sweater from the Harry Potter series''
   
 
'''NC''': (Voiceover) ...are still in high school I'll believe any age they throw at me.
 
'''NC''': (Voiceover) ...are still in high school I'll believe any age they throw at me.
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'''NC''': (Voiceover) So, our first big replacement is the overly-imaginative Bastian, who's played by Jonathan Brandis.
 
'''NC''': (Voiceover) So, our first big replacement is the overly-imaginative Bastian, who's played by Jonathan Brandis.
   
''Cut to scenes from Sidekicks''
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''Cut to scenes from [[Sidekicks]]''
   
 
'''NC''': (Voiceover) Yeah, you remember. The hallucinating nutball from Sidekicks. Does this kid ever play someone mentally stable?
 
'''NC''': (Voiceover) Yeah, you remember. The hallucinating nutball from Sidekicks. Does this kid ever play someone mentally stable?

Revision as of 23:12, July 26, 2010

Neverending Story II

NC Neverending story II by MaroBot

Date Aired:
March 23, 2010
Running Time
19:22
Website



NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Once upon a time there was a movie called The Neverending Story, and it kicked ASS!

Neverending Story music plays with the opening and scenes from The Neverending Story

NC: (Voiceover) In my opinion it was one of the best family films ever. It had great atmosphere, creative characters, a complex story and some real legitimate drama

NC: So when I heard that there was another movie, I got excited as hell. I loved the first one and I couldn't wait to see another one. It blewed.

Neverending Story II music plays as the title is shown and then several clips

NC: (Voiceover) I mean what a cheap follow-up. For a film series that was so gripping and even challenging for younger viewers, Neverending Story II gave us a really watered-down, half-assed version of it's predecessor. What a disappointment.

NC: So, let's see why the Neverending Story should've (pause) ended.

Several clips showing the actors and characters plays

NC: (Voiceover) First of all I should point out that none of the original cast is in this movie. The characters are the same but none of the same actors played them. I guess you could argue that the actors were too old by that time but if Hermione's breasts...

Cut to picture of Emma Watson in a tight sweater from the Harry Potter series

NC: (Voiceover) ...are still in high school I'll believe any age they throw at me.

Cut to scene of Bastian in The Neverending Story II in a kitchen holding a chicken over his head that is stuck to a skewer whilst reading from a book

NC: (Voiceover) So, our first big replacement is the overly-imaginative Bastian, who's played by Jonathan Brandis.

Cut to scenes from Sidekicks

NC: (Voiceover) Yeah, you remember. The hallucinating nutball from Sidekicks. Does this kid ever play someone mentally stable?

Cut to scenes of Bastian from The Neverending Story

NC: (Voiceover) Now granted, the one downside of the first film was the actor who played Bastian. He was kind of a wimp and really annoying.

Cut back to kitchen scene from The Neverending Story II

NC: (Voiceover) But that all changes here. In this film, he's really a wimp and kind of annoying. So I guess it balances out.


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