Linkara: Hello, and welcome to Atop the–
(He gets interrupted, however, as the theme from The A-Team plays. He puts his hand to his ear intently)
Linkara: (excited) Hark! Is that the sound of pure awesomeness approaching?! I do believe it's time for more Mr. T!
(Cut to shots of the last two Mr. T comics)
Linkara (v/o): The last time we looked at some Mr. T comics, the results were... disappointing, and a little Shia LaBeuof-y.
(A clip of Linkara's review of the second comic, showing Mr. T getting knocked out by Stare Roy, is shown)
Linkara: (audio from review) No! Nonono, no! (gets up from his seat, saying "No" repeatedly)
(Cut back to the present-day Linkara)
Linkara: To be perfectly honest, I didn't even know that was a thing with Shia LaBeouf, but whatever. Point is, the last two Mr. T comics I reviewed were really damn lame.
Linkara (v/o): They had their moments, to be sure, but it was just an overall disappointment, and seeing Mr. T get laid out by somebody named Stare Roy was just so annoying that I had to make up my own ending. Then again, my own ending had to be the ending, considering that from what I've heard, there is no third issue to that Mr. T comic. The damn thing ends with Mr. T unconscious or dead!
(Cut to a closeup of the first issue of "Mr. T and the T-Force")
Linakra (v/o): Which is why it was time for us to go back to something that was insane, but truly showed off the greatness of Mr. T, which, of course, is "Mr. T and the T-Force".
Linkara: Yeah, another sequel episode to a comic I've previously reviewed. I swear to God I didn't plan this block of episodes to be like this. It just kind of happened.
Linkara (v/o): I reviewed "Mr. T and the T-Force" way back in 2009, only my thirteenth episode. It's a bizarre little thing, wherein Mr. T runs around New York with a camera, recording people doing illegal things and then recruiting drug dealers after he shames them with the greatest Mr. T line ever...
Mr. T: It's a crack baby... FOOL!
Linkara (v/o): This is also where he first displayed his many superpowers, purportedly obtained by the mystical T-Force.
Linkara: But of course, they had to ruin the whole thing by introducing the T-Midichlorians.
Linkara (v/o): We ended with Mr. T leaping around rooftops and eventually getting confronted by Apache Chief. Not sure what the hell is up with that, but I guess we're gonna find out.
Linkara: So let's dig into (holds up today's comic) "Mr. T and the T-Force #2" and see if we can get the Superpower Counter higher! (pumps fist excitedly)
(AT4W title theme plays, and title card has "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones playing in the background. Cut to a closeup of the comic's cover)
Linkara (v/o): Our cover is... is... Oh, my God. Do you see that? Is it...?! It is!! FREE TRADING CARD!!!
Linkara: My friends, this road has been long and hard, but at last, once more, we have it: (holds up...) a trading card with Mr. T on it!!
(As Linkara raises the trading card in the air, a white light shines into the room while an "Alleluia" choir sings)
Linkara (v/o): Geez, how many comics did we have to go through with trading cards that didn't have Mr. T on it before we finally got this again? Accept no substitutes, my friends! Anyway, our cover features Mr. T punching some demonic creatures while his fists glow with the same intensity as his jewelry. And that is how you make a cover to a Mr. T comic: with Mr. T kicking demonic ass! Not how Stare Roy defeated him! By the by, glowing hands of energy. Adding it to the count.
Mr. T Superpower Count: 12
Linkara (v/o): We open where we left of last time, with Mr. T facing the giant who is carrying around a ton of guns.
Mr. T: HEY FOOL! Those A.K.s ain't gonna stop me!
Linkara: Damn right. Remember the A-Team? Guns can't actually kill people, even when they're, like, five feet away.
(Cut to a clip of an episode of The A-Team, showing the team shooting at bad guys, who manage to avoid getting shot. Then cut back to the comic)
Mr. T: MR. T busted your drug runners...an' now I'm gonna shut down this warehouse! You're finished! Done! Out!
(Cut to a clip of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 gang watching Puma Man)
Tom Servo: Completed! Threadbare! Shiny at the elbows!
(Back to the comic again)
Giant: You prattle on like a fool while my people STARVE. Starve because you prevent the PLANTING of the coca plants!
Linkara: (confused) Wait, did Mr. T travel down to some South American rainforest and kicked the asses of drug dealers there? (smiles and gives a thumbs-up) Nice.
Linkara: (as giant, imitating his halting speech) Give me a second! I'm thinking of the right words to say and want to be careful with my speech!
Linkara (v/o): Dude backhands Mr. T, declaring himself to be the strength of his people and that they will be stolen from no more. See? Now, this is a bit more intimidating than Stare Roy!
Linkara: (angrily) AND NO, I WILL NEVER GET OVER THAT!
Linkara (v/o): A gigantic guy with guns who needs a two-page spread to send Mr. T flying. That, is how you create a villain who can stand up to Mr. T.
Mr. T: Unh... (thinking) Caught me nappin' like a fool...
Linkara: (as Mr. T) I'm Mr. T. I take micro-naps in between telling kids to stay off of the drugs.
Linkara (v/o): The guy grabs him and declares...
Giant: Your fabled T-Force cannot save from the strength of the Incas!
Linkara: The (makes a "finger quote") "strength" of the Incas, eh? Dude does realize that the Inca Empire was conquered by the Spanish and most died off from disease, right? I mean, it's kind of hard to boast about how strong and powerful your civilization is when it's kind of dead.
Linkara (v/o): Mr. T realizes that Giant Inca Man is trying to choke him.
Mr. T: (thinking) But my mama said... (spoken) KNOCK--YOU--OUT!!
Linkara: Hey, remember that "mother" song that Mr. T sang? Don't quite remember the verse in there where his mama told him to kick someone's ass.
Giant: You... have NO conscience, American.
Linkara: (as giant) Unlike me. I am the ethical person who just tried to choke you to death.
Giant: You would starve my people... children and elders. How can you live with your crimes?!
(Cut to another clip of another episode of The A-Team)
B. A. Baracus (Mr. T): (to Howlin' Mad Murdock) Come on, sucker, I ain't got time for your crazy rap!
(Cut back to the comic)
Mr. T: (wide-mouthed shock) WHAT?! I... starve people?! WHAT... did I do?
Linkara (v/o): I love Mr. T's expression here. He's honestly taken aback and horrified at the suggestion. That's just how good a person he is.
Giant: YOU, Mr. T, keep my people's plants from reaching the marketplace so they can be sold!
Mr. T: You mean drugs!
Giant: YES! The plants of the mind!
(Cut to a clip of an episode of Dragnet, showing Sgt. Joe Friday (Jack Webb) addressing a hippie, who is replaced with the Inca giant)
Friday: Don't you con me with your "mind expansion" slop. I deal with kids everyday. I try to clean up the mess that people like you make out of them. I'm the expert here. You're not.
Linkara: Ooh, now, there's an image: Joe Friday and Mr. T as a buddy-cop team fighting drug dealers. The muscle and the mouth.
Mr. T: Rock cocaine ain't no plant of the mind, brother! It's death!
Linkara: (as Mr. T) First, it's the rock cocaine, then you move on to the harder stuff like China Cat! Is that what you want, sucker?! China Cat?!
Linkara (v/o): Meanwhile, several drug lords are watching the proceedings in their dark, shadowy room and discussing that they should just go in and shoot Mr. T instead of all this horsing around.
Drug lord: I did not get where I am Chico... by acting like some common hitman.
Linkara: (as this drug lord) Instead, I acted like some shady supervillain sitting in the shadows like I was friggin' Blofeld or something.
Linkara (v/o): So it turns out the Inca guy is a cyborg with a huge grenade gun in place of his hand. Makes me wonder if he has to clean and polish that thing.
Giant: No more of your lies! Your interference ends today... and my people will be free of the yoke of hunger!
Linkara: (confused) So... does he cook the cocaine into dishes? He has cocaine brownies and cocaine pasta?
(Cut to a closeup of the carpeting on the floor. A Cybermat rolls across several times, making beeping noises as it does so, creating this message in the floor: "We'll Be Right Back", along with the AT4W logo appearing in the corner. We cut to a commercial. Upon return, the Cybermat rolls across the floor again, this time leaving the message, "And Now We're Back", with the AT4W logo appearing in the corner again. We cut back to the Mr. T comic)
Linkara: He [the Inca giant] launches a grenade at Mr. T, who narrowly avoids it, making me wonder how the hell this building is still standing. Earlier, Mr. T said he had been knocked into some support beams, and some of the roof came down. But unfortunately, the gun also launches darts, one of which manages to hit Mr. T in the chest.
Mr. T: OH NO! I been SMOKED!!
Linkara: (as Mr. T, groggily) And smoke is bad for you... Stay in middle... (falls over and mumbles inaudibly) I ain't gettin' on no plane...
Linkara (v/o): We cut over to the hospital where Mr. T had dropped off the drug dealer from the first issue. He's about to take out some garbage and then make a run for it, but he's spotted by the nurse who was so disgusted by him before. When she calls him "boy", he responds angrily...
Punk: My name's JUSTICE...
Linkara: (as Justice) And together, I can be Justi– (stops in confusion) Oh, wait...
Justice: 'Cause I don't get none!
Linkara: (singing as Justice) I can't get no satisfaction! I can't get no girly action!
Linkara (v/o): She tells him to come take a look at the crack baby fool that they brought in, who's inside of an incubator to help with his lungs, and fortunately, he's going to be okay. The dude's signal watch starts beeping, no doubt indicating that he needs to go join the Mighty Morphine Powered Addicts. Unfortunately, Mr. T's not doing too hot.
Mr. T: NNNNNOOOO! Get away... I... ain't gonna...
(Cut to a clip of another episode of The A-Team)
B. A. Baracus: We're in a plane!
Howlin' Mad Murdock (Dwight Schultz): Don't panic, don't panic!
Baracus: A plane!
Murdock: Take it easy!
Baracus: (overlapping) The plane!
Murdock: (overlapping) Relax, relax, relax, relax!
(Back to the comic again)
Linkara (v/o): Justice realizes that Mr. T is not even talking to him and we see things from Mr. T's perspective, where it's a void filled with asteroids and pink clouds.
(Cut to a clip of an episode of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers)
Zordon: Too much pink energy is dangerous!
(Cut back to the comic)
Linkara (v/o): Mr. T is suddenly attacked by these dinosaur demon things.
Dinosaur demon thing 1: C'mon, homey... just relax. Enjoy the trip, man.
Dinosaur demon thing 2: Doesn't it feel good? We can be your best friends...
Linkara: (as one of the dinosaur demon things) I mean, we just worked wonders for Roy Harper! Look how good he's got it! (A shot of the cover of an issue of "Rise of Arsenal" is superimposed, with Arsenal's arm severed) Okay, bad example.
Linkara (v/o): Mr. T tries to refocus himself, but a demon leaps onto his back.
Dinosaur demon thing: You can't fight this, Mr. T! It's too strong! Give in and enjoy the ride!
Linkara: (as this dinosaur demon) Or rather, I'll enjoy the ride, since apparently, I want you to give me a piggyback ride.
Linakra (v/o): And thus, Mr. T punches the thing out and yells...
Mr. T: NO! I won't EVER give in!!
Linkara: I would just like to remind you all that this is a comic book where Mr. T, fighting a giant cyborg Incan warrior, has been injected with drugs and is now tripping balls while trying to battle invisible demons with his superpowers. This may in fact be the greatest comic book ever made.
Linkara (v/o): The other demons attack him with everything they've got, including tentacle hentai.
Dinosaur demon thing: There's no escape. Just let us help you to forget the pain... Forget everything... All the pain... All the struggle...
Mr. T: I was made by pain-- and struggle! No one takes away my pain! Pain makes me-- the BEST!
(Cut to a clip of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier)
James T. Kirk (William Shatner): I don't want my pain taken away. I need my pain.
(Back to the comic again)
Linkara (v/o): In reality, the Incan warrior is... uh, slathering goop on him? The hell is this? Did Mr. T step in some gum and it somehow expanded into what we're seeing? The Incan keeps insisting he give in to the drugs, but Mr. T refuses to surrender. All of this, under the watchful eye of drug dealer dude.
Justice: (thinking) Oh, man... he's wasted! I seen guys go through this before... Dey end up like dem zombies in dat Jackson video.
Linkara: (confused) They get wasted and start dancing like this?
(He raises his finger to the corner of the screen and brings up an image of a video of someone dancing like a zombie in Michael Jackson's famous "Thriller" video")
Linkara (v/o): He runs to find one of the other members of the T-Force and tells him what's up.
T-Force member: Can't do anything. This is your day, Justice.
Linkara: (as this member) I'm not even supposed to be here today, man.
Linkara (v/o): I love this. Mr. T is getting his ass kicked, but the dude says that Justice has to go and help him because he's undergoing his 24 hours of testing. Thus, he's not allowed to do anything.
T-Force member: It's up to you. If you know these gangsters, you'll know how to help.
Linkara: Just because you know what the problem is doesn't mean you know how to solve it.
Linkara (v/o): Justice says screw that, he's not gonna help Mr. T, and didn't want any of this to begin with.
Justice: I'm sideways, freaks!
(Linkara is lying on the couch on his side)
Linkara: (as Justice) That's right, I'm sideways! Except for the times when I'm vertical, anyway.
Linkara (v/o): Back over to the fight with the Inca, more invisible tentacles make their attack on Mr. T.
Mr. T: The T-Force will bring me out of even this!!
Linkara: Have you accepted the T-Force as your lord and savior?
Mr. T: Humans--do-- not--live-- like-- this!
(Cut to a clip of an episode of Doctor Who, showing the Doctor battling the Master)
The Doctor: If we fight like animals, we'll die like animals!
(Cut back to the comic)
Linkara (v/o): Back with the shadowy drug dealers, they talk about how things aren't working out like they hoped, so they're just gonna shoot him. However, when they storm in, they see the Incan carrying Mr. T away on the roof. He of course evades their gunfire, and a few minutes later, Mr. T is sitting with the Incan. And somehow has his camera back. I guess the Incan decided they needed to grab that, too.
Mr. T: Ooooooo... My head's splittin'...! What's up with you, brother? Why'd you save me from the bad guys? ...And talk right into the camera.
Linkara: (as Mr. T, holding up a camera) Incan warrior talks about drugs. I got myself a new viral video!
Incan giant: I believe I have been lied to by my... employers. I also believe you have a great deal to teach me... and I am ready to learn.
(Cut to a clip of an episode of Johnny Bravo, showing Mr. T teaching Johnny what the letter T stands for)
Mr. T: "T" stands for "teach", "train" and "toughen you up"!
(Back to the comic again)
Linkara (v/o): And so, our comic ends with the image of Justice standing on the street, watching as the cops descend upon the drug warehouse.
Narrator: ...silently... but with interest and curiousity. [sic]
Linkara (v/o): Wait, "curiousity"?
Because Poor Literacy... is just another superpower of Mr. T
Mr. T Superpower Count: 13
Linkara: (holding up comic) This comic is incredibly stupid! ...But AWESOME!
Linakra (v/o): The first issue still has problems with its premise and overall just being a big fight scene, but these days, I'm hard-pressed to say they suck. After so many years later seeing much worse, I'm more inclined to look on these comics as enjoyably awful. Need I remind you that this is a comic where Mr. T experienced drug-induced hallucinations while fighting a gigantic cyborg Incan warrior. This is the stuff of insanely awesome comic books!
Linkara: But let's always remember that Mr. T does believe in a drug-free world. So let's try not to support drug use.
Snowflame: (offscreen) Snowflame made cocaine popsicles!
Linkara: Aaaand if you'll excuse me, I have to go deal with a problem before I am arrested. (throws down comic, gets up and leaves)
Snowflame: (offscreen) Snowflame is the ice cream man!
(End credits roll)
The planned storyline segment has been delayed by a week because of Animinneapolis.
Sooo help me out here, was I actually horribly offensive when I stated the Inca civilization was dead? I only had so much time to research this stuff and need to know if this is going to end up on the next screw-ups list and there's a thriving cultural Inca presence in the world.
(Stinger: A PSA with Mr. T is shown)
Mr. T: Get the picture? Kim was so busy feeling sorry for herself, she didn't see that her father was in trouble. The things she will recognize in time. Because if she didn't, she would have never found the clue that saved him. So when you get your feelings hurt by someone you love, think for a minute before you cry and moan about your own feelings. Because they person you love might be the one who's really hurting. Take it from me, Mr. T.
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||Marville 6-7 · Comic Book Quickies 2 · Miller Time: All-Star Batman and Robin 7 · Preparedness 101: A Zombie Pandemic · Gameboy 3 · US-1 3 · Youngblood 6 · Star Trek: Generations · The A-Team 1 · The Wild 1 · Kamandi at Earth's End 5 · Nova Girls: Kissing Canvas · Avengers 200 · SCI-Spy 5 · Red Hood and the Outlaws 1 · Athena 2 · Bill and Ted's Excellent Comic Book 1 · Zolastraya and the Bard 1 · PSA Hell: Superman: For the Animals 1 · Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos 2 · Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie 1 · Speed Steer 5 · Batman: Jazz 2 · 2001: A Space Odyssey 2 · Comic Book Quickies 3 · 300th Episode · 300th Episode: Part 2 · 300th Episode: Part 3 · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 1 · Batman: Shadow of the Bat 56 · Sinnamon 1 · US-1 4 · The Adventures of Jell-O Man and Wobbly 1 · Miller Time: All-Star Batman and Robin 8 · Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: The Computer That Said No to Drugs · Marvel Super Special 17 · SCI-Spy 6 · Kamandi at Earth's End 6 · Sonic Super Special 7 · Star Trek: First Contact · Cosmic Slam 1 · The Thing from Another World: Eternal Vows 1-2 · The Thing from Another World: Eternal Vows 3-4 · The Thing from Another World: Questionable Research · Spider-Man: The Trial of Peter Parker · Whiz Comics 2 · Tales to Astonish 44 · Detective Comics 38 · The Avengers 1 · The Hobbit 1 · The Hobbit 2 · The Hobbit 3 · Santa the Barbarian 1 · Top 15 Worst Comics I've Reviewed
||Miller Time: All-Star Batman and Robin 9 · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 2 · Trouble 1 · Comic Book Quickies 4 · PSA Hell: Energy and Safety with the Justice League · Youngblood 7 · ROMTROSPECTIVE: ROM Spaceknight 1-40 · ROMTROSPECTIVE: ROM Spaceknight 41-75 · The Star Wars 1 · Batman: Jazz 3 · Mr. T and the T-Force 3 · Big Bang Presents 3: Protoplasman! · Crimson 1 · Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (RPG Game) · Titans: Scissors, Paper, Stone · PSA Hell: Batman: Shadow of the Bat 57 · Comic Book Quickies 5 · Avengers Assemble Featuring Captain Citrus 1 · Doctor Who/Star Trek: The Next Generation: Assimilation Squared · My Cage · The Punisher 60 · The Punisher 61 & 62 · Steam Wars · Ultimate Power 1-2 · Homestuck, Act 1 · Atomic Robo, Vol. 3 · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating Superman · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating Batman · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating Wonder Woman · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating The Flash · Zyuranger Episodes 17-22 · Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: The Computer Trap · Trouble 2 · Pokémon Reburst, Chapter 1 · Green Lantern 23.1 · Team Youngblood 1 · US-1 5 · The Star Wars 2 · Power Man and Iron Fist 79 · Nightmares on Elm Street 1-2 · Nightmares on Elm Street 3-4 · Nightmares on Elm Street 5-6 · Spider-Man: Virtual Mortality · More Fun Comics 73 · Daredevil 1 · Action Comics 252 · Tales of Suspense 52 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 1 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 2 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 3 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 4 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 5 · Deadpool Bi-Annual 1 · Cho Dengeki Stryker · Zombies Christmas Carol 1-3 · Zombies Christmas Carol 4-5 · Another 15 Missed Opportunities of AT4W
||NFL SuperPro Special Edition 1 · Popeye: Borned to the Sea 1 · OnStar Batman Auto Show Special Edition 1 · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 3 · The Star Wars 3 · Youngblood 8 · All-Star Batman and Robin 10 · Pokémon Adventures Ch. 1-2 · Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Episodes 1-5 · Blue-Skying, Part 1: Blue Beetle Dan Garrett · Blue-Skying, Part 2: Blue Beetle Ted Kord · Blue-Skying, Part 3: Blue Beetle Jaime Reyes · Blue-Skying, Part 4: Blue Beetle Jaime Reyes New 52 · Star Trek Special: Flesh and Stone · Blackest Night 1-8 · Dart 1 · Batman: Shadow of the Bat 58 · The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky · Ultimate Power 3 · Star Trek: The Next Generation 3 · Comic Book Quickies 6 · 400th Episode · 400th Episode: Part 2 · Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man · Titans/Young Justice: Graduation Day 1 · Titans/Young Justice: Graduation Day 2 · Titans/Young Justice: Graduation Day 3 · 15 Things Wrong With Marvel's Civil War · Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 1 · The Minister of Chance · US-1 6 · Star Trek: Voyager 1 · Unsounded, Chapter 1 · Biggles and the Menace from Space · Batman and Robin: The Official Comic Adaptation · Superman and the TRS-80 Computer Whiz Kids: Victory by Computer · Star Trek/Green Lantern: The Spectrum War · My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 27-28 · Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Ch. 1 · Pryde of the X-Men · A Nightmare on Elm Street: Paranoid 1 · A Nightmare on Elm Street: Paranoid 2 · A Nightmare on Elm Street: Paranoid 3 · Spider-Man: Cyberwar · The Real Ghostbusters in Ghostbusters II 1-3 · Strange Tales 110 · More Fun Comics 73: Aquaman · Tales of Suspense 57 · All-Star Comics 3 · My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 2015 Holiday Special · Ghostbusters: Past, Present, and Future · Elvira's House of Mystery Special 1 · Another 15 Screw-Ups of AT4W
||Digimon: Digital Monsters 1 · Phonogram: The Immaterial Girl 1-6 · Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 · Trouble 3 · The Star Wars 4 · Spectacular Spider-Man Episode 1x10 - "Persona" · Youngblood 9 · The A-Team 2 · The Batman/Superman Movie: World's Finest · See You Next Mirror: Exiles Retrospective, Part 1 · See You Next Mirror: Exiles Retrospective, Part 2 · Reagan's Raiders 1 · Fist of the North Star, Ch. 1 · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 4 · Iron Man: The Animated Series - The Wedding of Iron Man · Athena 3 · Batman: The Dark Knight 1-3 · The New Teen Titans Anti-Drug Giveaway 2 · Crisis on Infinite Earths · Secret Wars (1984) · The Infinity Gauntlet · Flashpoint · Babylon 5 1 · The Star Wars 5 · All-New Ghost Rider, Volume 2 · Robocop vs. the Terminator 2 · Superman vs. the Terminator 2 · Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: News By Computer Foils Kidnappers · Ultimate Power 4 · Delicious in Dungeon, Vol. 1 · Batman: Odyssey 1 · Asterix: The Legionary · Comic Book Quickies 7 · JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Episodes 1-4 (2012-2013 series) · Thunderbirds Are Go · Batman: The Official Movie Adaptation · Ultimate Iron Man Vol. 1 1-2 · My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 11-12 · Stormwatch 0 · A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Beginning 1-2 · A Nightmare on Elm Street: Fearbook · New Line Cinema's Tales of Horror 1 · The Sensational Spider-Man 0 · Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash · Marvel Comics 1 · Brave and the Bold 28 · Kamen Rider Fourze Episodes 1-4 · Clive Barker's Hellraiser Dark Holiday Special · Sensation Comics 14: The Story of Fir Balsam · Steam Wars Holiday Special · Christmas with the Superheroes 2
||My Top 15 Favorite Episodes of AT4W · Legion of Superheroes: The Great Darkness Saga · James Bond, Jr. 1 · JLA/Avengers · Homestuck, Act 2 · Isaac Asimov's I-Bots 1 · Thunderstrike 1 · Youngblood 10 · Badrock 1A · Event Comics Month II: Infinite Crisis · Event Comics Month II: Infinity War · Event Comics Month II: World War Hulk · Event Comics Month II: Final Crisis · Power Rangers Turbo vs. Beetleborgs Metallix 1 · Diesel 1 · Teen Titans: "Betrayal" and "Aftershock, Parts 1 and 2" · The Punisher: Purgatory · Comic Book Quickies 8 · 500th Episode · Dark Knight III: The Master Race 1-2 · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating Green Lantern · The New Guardians 3 · US-1 7 · Nova Girls: Space 34-24-34 · Batman: Odyssey 2 · Star Wars 3-D 2 · Pokémon - The Electric Tale of Pikachu 3 · PSA Hell: Captain America Meets the Asthma Monster · Superman and Spider-Man · Amazing Cow Heroes 4: Cold Cuts · Ravage 2099 2 · Adventures of the Kool-Aid Man 2 · Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: Safeguarding the Environment · Mr. T and the T-Force 4 · Star Trek 2 (DC) · Star Trek (2009): The Official Motion Picture Adaptation · Star Trek: The Next Generation 4 · Star Trek 1 (Gold Key) · Silent Hill: Hunger · The Thing: The Northern Nightmare · Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash: The Nightmare Warriors · Spider-Man: Smoke and Mirrors · Hellraiser: Hell on Earth · Fantastic Four 52 · Marvel Comics 1 (The Human Torch) · The Incredible Hulk 181 · The New Mutants 98 · Batman Returns: The Official Comic Adaptation · The Punisher: Red X-Mas · Star Wars: The Force Awakens Comic Adaptation · Luke Cage, Hero for Hire 7
||Yet Another 15 Missed Opportunities of AT4W · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 5 · Batman/Aliens 1 · Phineas and Ferb: Mission Marvel · Pokémon 15x19-20 "Cilan Takes Flight" and "An Amazing Aerial Battle" · Tomb Raider Vol. 3: Queen of Serpents · Little Victory: Chimera 1 · Youngblood 0 · Kickers, Inc. 1 · The Savage Dragon 1 · Darkwing Duck 1-4 · The California Raisins 3-D 5 · Hellstar Remina, Ch. 1-3 · Gallery of Horrors · Batman: The Dark Knight 16-17 · Tremors · Ultimate Power 5-6 · Batman Forever: The Official Comic Adaptation · Street Fighter: The Official Comic Adaptation · Catwoman: The Official Comic Adaptation · Dune: The Official Comic Adaptation · Superman IV: The Quest for Peace Movie Special · Justice is Silent: Cassandra Caintrospective, Part 1 · Justice is Silent: Cassandra Caintrospective, Part 2 · Justice is Silent: Cassandra Caintrospective, Part 3 · US-1 8 · Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: Community Action Program · Captain America Goes to War Against Drugs · Comic Book Swimsuit Issues · Batman 45-47: The Gift · Star Trek: The Next Generation 5 · The A-Team 3 · JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Episodes 5-9 · Trouble 4 · Franken Fran, Ch. 1 and 4 · Youngblood: Judgment Day · Teen Titans 27-28 · Clive Barker's Hellraiser 1 · Clive Barker's Hellraiser Summer Special · Clive Barker's Hellraiser Spring Slaughter · Spider-Man: The Exile Returns · Detective Comics 225 (Martian Manhunter) · Batman: Harley Quinn 1 · DC Comics Presents 26 · The Flash 123 · Evil Dead 2: A Merry Deadmite X-Mas · Transformers (UK) 145 · The All-New Batman: The Brave and the Bold 14 · Star Wars: The Last Jedi Comic Adaptation
||Top 15 Dumbest Evil Plans of AT4W · Batman/Aliens 2 · Star vs. the Forces of Evil: Deep Trouble 1-4 · Megamind · Revolution · Superman vs. Muhammad Ali · Hellstar Remina, Ch. 4-6 · Youngblood: Strikefile 1 · Comic Book Quickies 9 · Black Panther, Vol. 4 1-6 · Batman: Odyssey 3 · Justice League/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers · The Champions, Vol. 3 1-4: Beat the Devil · Star Trek vs. Transformers · Athena 4 · Daredevil: Born Again · Action Comics 775 · Comic Book Quickies 10 · 600th Episode · Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Comic Adaptation · Star Wars: Attack of the Clones Comic Adaptation · Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Comic Adaptation · Star Wars: Rogue One Comic Adaptation · DC Challenge! 1 · Kyoryu Sentai Zyurangers Episodes 40-43 · Trouble 5 · Dan Dare: Voyage to Venus · Superman 358 · Zero Hour: Crisis in Time · House of M · Secret Empire · Heroes in Crisis · Animax 1 · Ninjutsu 1-2 · Green Goblin 1-2, 4, 8, 12-13 · US-1 9 · Emergency! 1 · Mr. T and the T-Force 5 · Pinhead 1-3 · Pinhead 4-6 · Pinhead vs. Marshal Law · Spider-Man: Web of Life · Marvel Super-Heroes 12 (Captain Marvel) · The Flash 110 · The Amazing Spider-Man 129 · Awesome Comics Holiday Special · Transformers (UK) 41 · Solo: A Star Wars Story Comic Adaptation
||Yet Another 15 Screw-Ups of AT4W · Star Trek Book and Record Set: Dinosaur Planet · DC Challenge! 2 · The Mighty Heroes 1 · Justice League 1x01-3: Secret Origins · The Star Wars 6 · The King of Braves GaoGaiGar Ep. 1-4 · Youngblood: Strikefile 2 · Pokémon 15×01-02: "Enter Elesa, Electrifying Gym Leader" & "Dazzling the Nimbasa Gym" · Stanley and his Monster 1-4 · Marvel Than Meets the Eye: The Transformers 1-40 · Marvel Than Meets the Eye: Transformers 41-80 · Marvel Than Meets the Eye: Generation 2 and Regeneration One · Star Trek 9 (Gold Key) · Star Trek/Legion of Superheroes · Mystery Science Theater 3000 1 · Batman: The Dark Knight Returns · Ultimate Power 7-8 · Batman: The Dark Knight 23.4 · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating Aquaman · Sword Interval: Flashback Arc · PSA Hell: The Amazing Spider-Man: Riot at Robotworld · Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Ultimate Edition) · Transformers/Ghostbusters: Ghosts of Cybertron · The New Guardians 4 · Codename: Ninja 1 · Batman: Hush · Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger Ep. 15-16 · Mr. T and the T-Force 6 · Doom’s IV 1 · Batman and Elmer Fudd & Catwoman and Sylvester and Tweety · Batman: Odyssey 4 · The Dresden Files: Storm Front, Vol. 1 · US-1 10 · Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters 6 · DC Challenge! 3 · Marvel Super Special 1: KISS · The Ring, Vol. 1 · The Ring, Vol. 2 · Spider-Man: Web of Death · Detective Comics 359 · The X-Men 4 · Batman 1 · Spider-Man Holiday Special 1995 · The Adventures of Chrissie Claus 1 · Christmas Quickies 1 · Still Another 15 Missed Opportunities of AT4W
||Ultimate Power 9 · The Adventures of Superboy 3x05-06 and 4x07-08 · Batman: The Killing Joke Adaptation · Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating the JLA · Chew: Poyo Character Focus · Youngblood: Strikefile 3 · Doctor Who: Logopolis · Armageddon 2001 · Secret Invasion · Civil War II · Dark Nights: Metal · The Star Wars 7 · Sonic the Hedgehog: Tangle and Whisper · Star Trek: The Next Generation/X-Men: Planet X · Stargate SG-1: P.O.W. · Man of Steel
||AT4W 2009 Trailer · Linkara's Take on Watchmen · Watchmen Review · Theme Song Contest · The Spoony Experiment: Warrior #1 · Theme Song Contest Winner! · Blackest Night · Silent Hill: Dying Inside Trailer · Silent Hill Alternate Endings · AT4W & Spoony: Experiment Warrior 2-3 · October 2010 Trailer · Silent Hill: Dead/Alive Review Alternate Endings · The Live Show! · AT4W Story Recap · October 2011 Trailer · Return of AT4W Live! · Revenge of the AT4W Live! · Southland Tales · Curse of AT4W Live · House of AT4W Live! · Ghost of AT4W LIVE! · October 2012 Trailers · Bride of AT4W Live! · Son of AT4W Live! · Night of AT4W Live! · Day of AT4W Live! · Dawn of AT4W Live! · Land of AT4W Live! · Diary and Survival of AT4W Live! · Power of AT4W Live! · Midnight of AT4W Live! · Planet of AT4W LIVE! · Genesis of AT4W LIVE! · 300th Episode Livestream Recordings · Destiny of AT4W LIVE! · Resurrection of AT4W LIVE! · Revelation of AT4W Live! · Remembrance of AT4W LIVE! · The New 52 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 1 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 2 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 3 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 4 · Atop the Fourth Wall: The Movie, Part 5