Mamma Mia (Real Thoughts)

(Doug and Rob Walker are sitting on a couch. Doug is singing and dancing, while Rob sits still, annoyed)

Doug: (Singing) Mamma Mia! Here we go again! My, my! Something, something, something friend! Mamma Mia! Dancing Queen! Oh, Dancing Queen! You can dance, you can have, the ti-i-i-ime of your life...!

Rob: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Doug: (Stops singing) That is proof I have not...I have not heard of ABBA songs, so I'm sure I've got most of that wrong. All right, so, uh, if you missed it before, this is, uh, Honest Thoughts on movies that we reviewed as the Nostalgia Critic, um, which, by the way, we mentioned in the last one, but if there's any movies we reviewed before on the NC that you wanna know our honest thoughts about or just talk about, leave them in the comments below. We're definitely looking for, uh, what you guys wanna hear about. Um, and this is Mamma Mia. This is a film that I definitely didn't like and I thought it was awful, but, by God! Out of all the films we've reviewed, you have said this is your #2 most hated angry film. I don't even know if it would make my Top 10, but that's fascinating. So I'm just gonna let you have the floor on this one.

Rob: I, uh... (Sighs) I mean, #1, we both can agree is still Garbage Pail Kids.

Doug: Yeah, that's still #1. That's the worst movie ever reviewed, ever saw, the absolute worst.

Rob: But...yeah...it...it's close, actually. It's close.

Doug: It's really close.

Rob: I have...I don't know what it is, because I said that...I said on my public Facebook that this may be one of the ones that, like, broke me. And I said, I know a lot of you are gonna be like, "Really? That one? Like, it could've been anything? That's the one that broke you?" I can't explain it. I don't know why. But it's almost like this movie was, like, literally tailor-made just to annoy me and me only. Like, literally, like...

Doug: Robba Mia.

Rob: Yeah, somebody out there was literally like, "Hey, there's this guy named Rob Walker. Let's create the one thing in the universe that could annoy him the most. We'll put everything he hates into one thing." And, like...that's what it was. I... (Sighs)

Doug: What was it that annoyed you, Rob?