Los Porno Sin Son
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Release Date
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September 26, 2012
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Running Time
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11:40
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Hot and sexy Simpsons porno action from Argentina! And don't forget that this Thursday, Septemper 27th, is THE CINEMA SNOB MOVIE day! Upon release, you can order your very own copy at Walkaway Entertainment. The DVD is region free, and has international shipping.
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The following transcript is NSFW due to descriptions of explicit sexual content.
OPENING SEQUENCE (With a cover of "Believe It or Not" by "youtube.com/stun1235" being played)
The Cinema Snob: You know what I just realized? I haven't given you guys nightmares in a while.
Clip from Gross Out, in which a character craps into a bucket
Snob: Okay, okay, I certainly grossed enough of you out, but did that really give you nightmares? Did that really damage your childhood in any way?
Film footage
Snob (VO): Well, if not, then sit your yellow ass down, because your youth is about to take a bad makeup job ramming up the ass (Cut to the opening titles) with Los Porno Sin Son.
Snob: An adult film from Argentina that is very much like the show, in that the first half is timeless and the second half is forgettable. But it's still better than the Argentina Family Guy spoof.
Snob (VO): Don't fret, guys; when you can't afford an animated opening, filming the computer at your local community college works just as well. It's nice to know that when Victor Maitland was shot several times by Axel Foley, he managed to survive, and go on to direct shitty pornos, (Clip of...) including Los Tortugas Pinjas!
- Turtles: KONCHADUNGA!
Snob: Where all the pizzas smell like anchovies!
Back to the film
Snob (VO): Wait, The Initiation of Bart? Please tell me it's to the Stonecutters! (Cut to the cast listing) Oh, this porno's gonna suck. (An orange highlight appears over Tony Landers' name) It's got stupid Landers in it! (Cut to "Guion cinematografico ROBERTO LOBO - V. MAITLAND") But thank God, (Another highlight appears over "LOBO") they finally brought back Sheriff Lobo!
Snob: Well... (Rubs his hands together) Ready to see it?
Cut to the porno version of Bart (Landers), on the couch and with his skateboard in his lap
Snob: (Chuckles) He looks mighty comfortable sitting there in your dreams!
Snob (VO): So this is supposed to be Bart? This isn't Bart, this is that gang from The Warriors that was even less popular than the Orphans! (Cut to the porno Lisa [Susy Cristal], with a green dress) Eugh! What the hell is the Statue of Liberty doing here? Ohhh, okay, it's Lisa. See? She's playing a saxomaphone that's two dildos strapped together!
Snob: Ha-ha-ha-ha, SHE'S EIGHT!
And now we see the porno Homer (Frank Lorenzo)
Snob (VO): Ohhhh, the fuck, JESUS! Okay, now I know what a yellow version of (Still shot from Brad Jones' Cheap) these masks would look like! (Back to Homer) Forget the face, since when does Homer buy preppy button-ups from Wal-Mart? (On-screen, we see a banner reading "Via anal 13 Muy Bueno") Say, I recognize two of these words. My lucky number is 13, and someone's getting it up the ass! What a day! (Another on-screen title: "FIDEO MACHO") Mmmmmm, deluxe machos bel grande, ahhhhh. (Homer and Bart sit next to each other) Most of this is just Bart and Homer watching television, and... swapping penis sizes?!
- Bart: (Subtitles: Uh, Dad, what is the point of this small penis story?)
- Homer: (Subtitles: I like stories.)
Then we cut to Fideo Macho, hosted by Vergolini (Andy Platt)
Snob (VO): That supposed to be Kent Brockman on the TV? Even a Menudo cover band would tell this guy to tone it down! (Another title card reading...) "ORTO PLAN?" isn't that the guy who drives the school bus? (Back on the couch, Bart tries getting off) I personally don't see anything wrong with dad and son here (Back at Fideo Macho, censored nudity is around Vergolini) watching porno together.
Bart wags his tongue at the screen
Snob: No, no, it's okay. I'm sure he's just envisioning drinking a Slurpee made entirely of syrup.
- Homer: (Subtitles: Aw, Night Boat! The crime solving orgy boat!)
The porno Marge (Chris Noel) comes in
Snob (VO): Whoaaaaah, uhhhh, Marge? Why does she have a caterpillar's ass on her head? If I hit that with a bat, are a bunch of bees gonna fly out? (Lisa is now on the phone) Unfortunately, half of the budget was spent from Lisa calling that damn Corey hotline! That fucking Nerf hair. On tonight's episode, the role of Lisa Simpson will be played by a dandelion!
Homer and Bart laugh
Snob: Hear that, kids? That's what being killed in your sleep sounds like!
Back on Fideo Macho
Snob (VO): You know, it really is the suit that makes the Bumblebee Man funny. Without it, he's kinda lame! (A close-up of Homer) And get another look here at Homer's face. He looks like if the Cheerios bee gave the Cookie Crook a rimjob. Marge leaves the boys with their porn; that way, she can go off and protest Itchy & Scratchy. (Cut to a woman's O-face) Most of the time here, it just shows...other porn because I assume they're having some trouble finding (Back to Homer and Bart) actresses who will sleep with THIS! (Back to Vergolini) Little do you know, this was actually Mike O'Malley's audition tape for Get the Picture. (A blow-up doll is shown) Well, when low on actresses, you know the blow-up doll will always say "yes!" (A censored shot of her butt) Or you should go ask her first before you go ahead and stick it back there! (Cut to her face) She doesn't really look all that comfortable with this.
Bart is now on the couch alone, with his pants down and his private parts blurred out
Snob: (Annoyed) Ugh. Will someone give Bart a vagina so he can shut up?! This is even weirder than seeing Bart shill for Scientology!
A drawing of real Bart laughing on the phone
Nancy Cartwright (VO): Hey, what's happenin', man? This is Bart Simpson! (Laughs) Just kidding; don't hang up, this is Nancy Cartwright! And this is a very special phone call to you. I'm now auditing our new OT7.
Back to the film
Snob (VO): Come on, where's your fatherly advice here, Homer?
- Homer: (Subtitles: Being a horndog is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the horndogs.)
Homer is now on a Bart Simpson-branded phone
Snob (VO): When that doesn't work, though, just hire an escort! (Homer brings in Carolina [Samantha Ray]) Also, I'm not kidding. Homer orders a call girl for him and his son to share!
Snob: That is not in Bill Cosby's book on fatherhood.
Snob (VO): And why are only their heads yellow? I think they may be really sick, possibly from eating a sandwich found behind the radiator! (A censored shot of Homer's penis) Ohhhh, Homer! That's a sad penis!
Snob: Here's to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, your tiny penis.
Homer licks Carolina's face
Snob (VO): I think I'm gonna have to wash away this image with a couple of Flaming Moes!
They continue French kissing
Snob: Snob no fucking beer well without.
Now Bart is getting in on the action
Snob (VO): Son, a woman is like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds, makes ice. (Close-up of Carolina) And once I get a half-hour into this, (Cut to Bart) I'm really starting to recognize the music they're playing.
We cut back to the Snob on his chair, listening in on audio of the sex scene with a familiar tune in the background
Snob: Just singin' in the rain... oh, goddamnit! Good one, movie! You just darkened this song more than a rape scene!
Cut to Carolina's face
Snob (VO): Also, nice eyebrows. Guess this is what the unibrow baby's mom looks like. (Bart now goes in on Carolina, while Homer just sits on the couch, and they're both greener now) Awww, all vagina and no asshole make Homer something something. (Back to Vergolini) At least he doesn't seem as annoying as this guy!
He mouths off while stuff is thrown at him
Snob: They're not cheering you on, asshole! They're throwing shit at you because you are ruining The Simpsons for them!
Bart now rides Carolina, whilst Homer continues to just sit there
Snob (VO): Ah, the sign of great sex! When a rerun of Chico and the Man is more important to them. (Cut to...) Yes, yes, Marge and Lisa infiltrate the TV studio, but again, I'm more interested in the soundtrack!
As Marge berates Vergolini, the Doors' "People Are Strange" faintly plays in the background
Snob: (Perplexed) ..."People Are Strange?!" Well, this movie is more historically accurate than the movie, The Doors, I guess!
- Homer: (Subtitles: Anuses. Is there anything they can't do?)
Snob: With these fake subtitles I've added, all I gotta do is just wait for a scene where Bart is talking on the phone!
And sure enough...
Snob (VO): Ahhhh, perfect!
- Bart: (Subtitles: Hello, I'm looking for someone with the last name Hunt. First name Mike.)
Cut to a visibly excited Carolina
Snob (VO): They continue fucking some more, and I certainly expected a lot out of this movie, but (Vergolini is thrown onto a bed) a funky soundtrack? (The soundtrack plays on while Marge and Lisa try to get Vergolini laid)
Snob: (Starts dancing) Heh-heh-heh, yeah. Disco Snob likes disco music.
Snob (VO): Aw, come on, Homer! Not even disco can cheer you up?
- Homer: (Subtitles: Videotapes. And here I am using my own penis like a sucker. I'm a Spaulding Gray in a Buck Adams world.)
Vergolini is being undressed
Snob (VO): Good lord, it looks like this guy is getting fucked by a rattlesnake and the sun from the Raisin Bran box!
Snob: Not much of a disco man? Well, don't worry, they have a rock soundtrack too!
As Marge and Vergolini bang, Twisted Sister's "I Wanna Rock" plays
Snob: I imagine they're gonna utilize this soundtrack later when Bart and Milhouse go see Spinal Tap together. (Reaches into his jacket and pulls out a can of...) BILLY BEER! (He starts drinking it)
Cut to a still frame
Snob (VO): What? Bullshit! I can see Lisa's real hair! (The sex resumes) Give Marge five minutes and a butterfly is gonna hatch from that thing! (Homer is now on the phone again) You know, someone really needs to get fired over this movie, (Cut to Homer's boss, definitely not Mr. Burns) and it might as well be old Gill here. Either that, or this is Matt Groening's lawyer sending a (Back to Homer) cease and desist notice immediately! (Back to the sex) Remember, kids, when you participate in a porno film, it's not about who finishes first, it's how drunk you get. (Cut to Lisa on a chair) Oh, is, uh, is Lisa here getting off watching someone fuck her mother?
Snob: Oh, well, makes sense! Heh, 'CAUSE IT'S FUCKED UP!
Another porno interlude
Snob (VO): Almost as fucked-up as watching Crazy Fat Comic Book Guy here get it on.
Snob: The sex is worth more to him because the penis is still wrapped in plastic.
A woman gets into a chair and starts masturbating, then gets up
Snob (VO): This is where the movie goes all Nightdreams on me and I kinda like this part!
She is instead masturbating on a bed, while a light flashes outside and classical music plays, then it cuts to Lisa doing the same, and the Snob again listens on
Snob: My kind of music. And I'd say she's got the rhythm down nicely.
Homer, Bart, and Carolina wake up
Snob (VO): Oh good, the movie is in their nightmares too! Serves them right! So why not sign out with a...Tom Petty song?!
As we zoom out from the trio, "Learning to Fly" plays
Snob: Sure, why not. Good thing Tom Petty gave them the rights after Johnny Mandel turned them down! But I think "Suicide is Painless" would've worked really good here!
- Marge: (Subtitles: Our differences are only skin deep. But our sames go down on the bone.)
The family is on the couch
Snob (VO): Out of curiosity, is anyone watching Maggie during all of this? (Back to another installment of Fideo Macho) Why do I get the feeling she died hours ago? (Back to the Simpsons) The family that fucks together, stays together! But boy, do they sure look awkward afterwards! It's okay, looks like you all just pulled a Homer of your own.
It freeze-frames on a still of Homer and Marge as a rap song plays and the credits begin
Snob: Pffff. Thank God it's over. The soundtrack was really starting to suck.
Snob (VO): Well, Victor Maitland, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is, never try. (More film clips are shown) What is it about these porno spoofs that spend, uh, so much on the costumes, and then just resort to showing clips from other porno films? It's like they're worried that no one will get off to watching people painted up like The Simpsons characters fuck! But the (Cover of Simpsons: The XXX Parody) U.S. has proved that that shit ain't true!
Snob: I personally prefer this version of the Simpsons porno, mainly because... well... well, it's foreign, and, it is the original. But don't get me wrong, this movie is so bad that I am most certainly not just saying "Boo-urns!"
- Bart: Wow, man!
End of video
Cinema Snob Transcripts
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2010:
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E.T. The Porno · Lady Terminator · Nudist Colony of the Dead · Bloody New Year · Brazilian Star Wars · The Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine · Universal Soldier · The Astro-Zombies · Turkish Star Wars · Porno Holocaust · Beaver & Buttface · Sadomania · Brad and Jerrid Shit Their Pants · Troll 3 (Part 1) · Troll 3 (Part 2) · Top 10 Best "Manimal" Moments · Bloodsucking Freaks · Public Domain Theater: "Devil Times Five" · Troll · Demented Death Farm Massacre · Troll 2 · Don't Open Till Christmas · Kung Tai Ted: "Return of the Street Fighter" · "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" Trailer · Brad and Jerrid Play Candyland · Death Nurse · Death Bed: The Bed That Eats · The House of the Devil · Curse of the Cannibal Confederates · Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky · Death Nurse 2 · Mother's Day · Video Violence 2 · Bad Movie Cinema Snobs: "McBain" · Deathrow Gameshow · The Body Shop · Las Vegas Bloodbath · Alien 2: On Earth · Ax 'Em · American Commando 3: Savage Temptation · Hardgore · Superman: The 1975 Musical · Island of Death · Hell's Bloody Devils · Redneck Zombies · Super Hornio Brothers · The Expendables · Caligula (part 1) · Caligula (part 2) · Violent Shit · Slugs · Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell's Heroes · Creepozoids · Super Hornio Bros. 2 · Satan's School for Girls · Dolemite · The Geek · Chatterbox · Weasels Rip My Flesh · Home Sweet Home · Violent Shit II · Zombi 7 · Silent Night, Deadly Night, Part 2
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2011:
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New Year's Evil · Pussy Talk · The Forgotten Nic Cage: "Zandalee" · Dressed to Fire · Italian Batman · The Forgotten Nic Cage: "The Best of Times" · Driller Killer · Star Odyssey · Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory · Billy the Kid vs. Dracula · Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter · Night Trap · Las Tortugas Pinjas · Grizzly II: The Predator · The Refrigerator · Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy · The Galaxy Invader · Geek Maggot Bingo · Cannibal Holocaust · Night of Horror · Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars · Dracula, The Dirty Old Man · Pieces · Beware! Children at Play · A Clockwork Orgy · Nail Gun Massacre · The Tormentors · Nightdreams · Pink Flamingos · Caligula II: Messalina, Messalina · Nekromantik · Violent Shit III: Infantry of Doom · Hitler: Dead or Alive · The Stewardesses 3D · Entrails of a Virgin · Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom · Blood Feast · Child Bride · The Sinful Dwarf · Angel Above - The Devil Below · Dr. Sex · Maniac · Bat Pussy · Badi (The Turkish E.T.) · Keep Up the Lust E.T. · Nukie · Homoti (The OTHER Turkish E.T.) · Extra Terrestrial Visitors · Porno Midnight Heat · Blood Rage · The Corpse Grinders · Elves
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2012:
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Cannibal Ferox · Anthropophagus · Zombie 6: Monster Hunter · The Gestapo's Last Orgy · The Helter Skelter Murders · Giallo a Venezia · Guyana: Cult of the Damned · Rape Squad · Woodchipper Massacre · Ninja Terminator · The Terror of Tiny Town · The Last House on the Left · Horror of the Zombies · Guinea Pig: The Devil's Experiment · Gums · Mother's Day (2010) · Sleepaway Camp · They Saved Hitler's Brain · Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers · Faces of Death · Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland · Criminally Insane · The Erotic Adventures of Dickman & Throbbin · Goldengirl · Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days · Gross Out · Sleepaway Camp IV: The Survivor · The Beast · Los Porno Sin Son · The Mutilator · Karate Girl · Hack-O-Lantern · The Devil with Hitler · Violent Shit 4.0 · Turkish Casper · Son of Sleepaway Camp · Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out!
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2013:
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre · Tampon Tango · Return to Sleepaway Camp · 42nd Street Forever, Vol. 1 · Moment by Moment · Crackerjack · Debbie Does Dallas · I Spit on Your Grave (Part 1) · I Spit on Your Grave (Part 2) · Plutonium Baby · Beyond the Valley of the Dolls · E~3: The Extra Testicle · The Terminator 1991 Remake · Water Power · The German Chainsaw Massacre · Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS · Heartbeeps · My Baby is Black! · Souperman · Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks · In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo · Shock! Shock! Shock! · The Legend of the Lone Ranger · Robot Jox · Dogs · The Taming of Rebecca · Friday the 13th · 42nd Street Forever, Vol. 2: The Deuce · Friday the 13th, Part 2 · Saturday the 14th · Gayracula · Jack the Ripper Goes West · Xtro · Halloween · Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters · Don't Go in the Woods...Alone! · Basket Case · Turkish I Spit on Your Grave · Snob Riffs! "A Day of Thanksgiving" · Let My Puppets Come · Russian The Hobbit · Silent Night, Deadly Night
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2014:
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band · E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody · The Conqueror · Endless Love · Fatal Games · Hitler's Harlot · Caddyshack II · Ilsa the Wicked Warden · Ninja Champion · Black Love · Two of a Kind · Curse of Bigfoot · The Geek 2 · To Catch a Yeti · Black River Monster · The Legend of Boggy Creek · Mommie Dearest · Godzilla's Revenge · Drive · Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell! · Friday the 13th Part 3: 3D · The Stepfather · Robot Wars · Wired · Brazilian Planet of the Apes · The Babe Ruth Story · Hercules · The Adventures of Hercules II · The Lonely Lady · Driller: A Sexual Thriller · 42nd Street Forever, Vol. 3: Exploitation Explosion · Devil Times Five · Cut-Throats Nine · At Long Last Love · The Apple · Shock Treatment · Can't Stop the Music · The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke on My Aunt Gertrude · Fun in Balloon Land · Halloween II · Down and Dirty Duck · A Nightmare on Elm Street · Black Rage · Turkish First Blood · Foreskin Gump · Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation
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2015:
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Zombie · Cruisin' 57 · Hell of the Living Dead · Suspiria · Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter · Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit? · Beyond the Darkness: Buio Omega · The House By the Cemetery · Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning · Miami Connection · Jungle Holocaust · Exorcist II: The Heretic · The Crippled Avengers · Top Dog · Hard Knuckle · Heaven's Gate (Part 1) · Dinosaur Island · Heaven's Gate (Part 2) · Heaven's Gate (Part 3) · The Penetrator · Windows · Ghosts Can't Do It · Blast-Off Girls · The Fantastic Four · Bingo · A Ton of Grass Goes to Pot · A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge · The New York Ripper · Staying Alive · Little Rita of the West · Fangs (Egyptian Rocky Horror) · Xanadu · Black is Beautiful · Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers · The Passion of the Christ · Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers · Suckula · Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives · Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas · Ms. Velma's Most Incredibly Magnificent Christmas Week · Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas · Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever · The Star Wars Holiday Special · Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker
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2016:
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Old Fashioned · Enter the Ninja · A Short Look at "Bat P**sy" · Zombi 3 · The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure · War Room · A Short Look at "Nazi Love Island" · Second Glance · If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? · Death Wish II · A Short Look at "Orgasmo Esotico" · A Short Look at "Rites of Uranus" · Superman IV: The Quest for Peace · Turkish Batman · Wonder Woman 1974 · God's Not Dead · Oh! Heavenly Dog · Going Bananas · The Pretender · Crime of the Age · Captain America · Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood · 3 Dev Adam · Power Pack · Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles · The Slumber Party Massacre · Satan Bite the Dust · Slumber Party Massacre II · Independence Day 1983 · Tarzan, The Ape Man · Ghost Fever · Sex Trek · Strokemon · A Talking Cat!?! · Bushwhacked · The ButterCream Gang · The Burning Hell · Donald Tramp · Grease 2 · The Identical · Breakin' · Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo · Trick or Treat · Spaced Invaders · Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers · A Halloween Puppy · Halloween 6: The Producer's Cut · Dr. Strange · Dangerous Men · Last Ounce of Courage · The Magic Christmas Tree · Silent Night, Bloody Night · Dear Santa
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2017:
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Reefer Madness · Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Part 1) · Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Part 2) · I'm Not Ashamed · Macho Man · Glen or Glenda? · The Beyond · Manhattan Baby · City of the Living Dead · Conquest · King Dong · Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla · Mighty Muffin Pounder Rangers · God's Club · The Smuffs · Zombies on Broadway · God's Not Dead 2 · Another Son of Sam · Gnardians of the Galaxy · Unidentified Flying Oddball · Windy City · Pirates · Erotic Nights of the Living Dead · Night of the Seagulls · The Other Deep Throat II · Caligula III · Cannibal Holocaust 2 · That Nazty Nuisance · Crackerjack 2: Hostage Train · Return to Boggy Creek · Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit Part Two · Slumber Party Massacre III · Darna vs. The Planet Women · Santo and the Vengeance of the Mummy · The Little Cars in The Great Race · Gladiformers · Spanker-Man · Playmate of the Apes · Sex and the City · Christian Mingle: The Movie · Sex and the City 2 · Double Down · Voiceless · Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot · Dancin': It's On! · Song of the South · Hi-Tops · My Little Pony: The Movie · Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later · Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday · Tyler Perry's Boo! A Madea Halloween · A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors · Halloween: Resurrection · Mr. No Legs · Bummer! · He Knows You're Alone · Christmas with a Capital C · Santa's Christmas Elf (Named Calvin) · The Star Wars Holiday Special Commercial Breaks · A Christmas Kiss
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2018:
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The Buttercream Gang in Secret of Treasure Mountain · The Believer's Heaven · I Am Here...Now · The Little Cars 2: Rodopolis Adventures · Ed · Kissing a Fool · Three to Tango · Marci X · Death Wish 3 · Tugrats · Monguito: The Argentinian E.T. · Let There Be Light · Baby Huey's Great Easter Adventure · Jason X · Sex and the City 3 · A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master · A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child · Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare · Wes Craven's New Nightmare · Star Babe · Carman: Great God · The Illusionauts · Stepfather II: Make Room for Daddy · Carnosaur · The Wasp Woman · Freddy vs. Jason · The Cinema Snob Movie (Part 1) · The Cinema Snob Movie (Part 2) · Hillary's America · Fateful Findings · Persecuted · Mobsters and Mormons · Rock Around the Clock · Wild Guitar · Go, Johnny, Go! · Shake, Rattle & Rock! · Rob Zombie's Halloween · Wacko · Rob Zombie's Halloween II · The Day After Halloween · 42nd Street Forever, Vol. 4: Cooled by Refrigeration · The Town That Dreaded Sundown · The Puppet Inside Me · Spongeknob Squarenuts · Santa Visits the Magic Land of Mother Goose · A Christmas Kiss II · A Little Piece of Heaven · A Christmas Puppy · To All a Goodnight
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2019:
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Inchon · God's Not Dead 3: A Light in Darkness · 1941 · The Trump Prophecy · A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) · Hellraiser · The Laygo Movie · Left Behind: The Movie · Leprechaun 2 · Hellbound: Hellraiser II · Pet Sematary · Choose Your Own Guttenberg · The Bed Room (The Room Parody) · The Berenstain Bears' Easter Surprise · The Amityville Horror · Puppet Master · Gotti · 10 Awesome Things About Battlefield Earth · Godzilla: King of the Monsters! · The Zodiac Killer · Shaft · Child's Play · The Hollywood Knights · AmeriGeddon · That Darn Cat! (1965) · Until September · God's Compass · Tango & Cash · Pet Sematary Two · Unplanned · Stephen King's It · High School Musical · Bollywood Friday the 13th · High School Musical 2 · High School Musical 3: Senior Year · Sunday School Musical · Halloween 2018 · Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth · Scanners · The Life Zone · King Frat · ThanksKilling · Frozen Land · Black Christmas (1974) · Jason Xmas · A Karate Christmas Miracle · Santa's Christmas Circus Starring Whizzo the Clown · 2019: After the Fall of New York
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2020:
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2020 Texas Gladiators · 3 on a Meathook · God Bless the Broken Road · Tyler Perry's A Fall from Grace · Dreamer · The Haunting of Sharon Tate · Ilsa, The Tigress of Siberia · Sonic the Vadgehog · At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul · Friday the 13th (2009) · Leprechaun 3 · Stephen King's The Stand · Corona Zombies · Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America · The Patriot: Steven Seagal vs. Deadly Virus · The Revelation Road Trilogy · Assassin 33 AD · Corona Zombies 2: Barbie & Kendra Save the Tiger King · Stephen King's Salem's Lot · World War III · Oy Vey! My Son is Gay!! · Angry Asian Murder Hornets · Stepfather III: Father's Day · 365 Days · Pass Thru · Night of the Creeps · The Jerk Too · Casino Royale 1954 · Dr. No · Stephen King's Carrie / Jennifer · Child's Play 2 · The Exterminator Movies · From Russia with Love · The Rocky Horror Picture Show · Repo! The Genetic Opera · Phantom of the Paradise · Little Shop of Horrors · Halloween III: Season of the Witch · Night of the Demons · The Witches · The Craft · 1980 in Film · Friday the 13th, Part V: A New Beginning (re-review) · Goldfinger · Black Christmas (2006) · A Wrestling Christmas Miracle · Christmas in the Rockies · A Recipe for Seduction: A Colonel Sanders Movie · Happy Birthday to Me · Silent Night, Deadly Night 2012
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2021:
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The Shining · Child's Play 3 · Trump vs The Illuminati · Dirty O'Neil: The Love Life of a Cop · Soup for One · Zardoz · Stephen King's The Stand (2020) · Wrong Turn · Godzilla Raids Again · Justice League of America · Leprechaun 4: In Space · King Kong · King Kong vs. Godzilla · Slaxx · Roe v. Wade · Hellraiser IV: Bloodline · Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie · Hellraiser: Inferno · Saw · Hellraiser: Hellseeker · Twisted Pair · Clifford · Hellraiser: Deader · The Stepfather Remake · The Daylight Zone · Rock: It's Your Decision · Saturday the 14th Strikes Back · The Candyman Trilogy · 5G Zombies · The Street Fighter Trilogy · KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park · Paint Your Wagon · Cannibal! The Musical · Rhinestone · Hellraiser: Hellworld · Thunderball · The Paul Lynde Halloween Special · Night of the Demons 2 · 1981 in Film · Hellraiser: Revelations · A Thief in the Night · Private Lessons · Father Christmas is Back · Merry Kissmas · Black Christmas (2019) · Bloody Birthday
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2022:
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Hellraiser: Judgment · Scream · Christmas Evil · Two Thousand Maniacs! · The Hills Have Eyes · Caligula: The Untold Story · The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 · My Bloody Valentine · 10 to Midnight · Batman: A Naughty Parody · Thunder Warrior · Leprechaun in the Hood · Ron Ormond's The Grim Reaper · Like Wow! · God's Not Dead: We the People · Thunder Warrior II · The Avengers vs. X-Men: A Naughty Parody · Firestarter · Bloody Murder · Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell · Her Majesty's Top Gun · April Fool's Day · 365 Days: This Day · Carnosaur 2 · 1982 in Film · Matilda · Thunder Warrior III · Santo vs. The Strangler · The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made · The Next 365 Days · Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter · Catch Us If You Can · Ferry Cross the Mersey · Cuckoo Patrol · Terrifier · Halloween Kills · Hellraiser 2022 · 1960 in Film · Jack Frost / Jack Frost 2 · Faith Filled Christmas
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2023:
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Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp · My Bloody Valentine 3D · Children of the Corn · Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood · 1961 in Film · Puppet Master II · The Mask 3D · Visiting Hours · Scream 2 · Super Hornio Bros (2023) · The Evil Dead · The Burning · Stage Fright · Crackdown Mission · Left Behind II: Tribulation Force · Revenge of the Ninja · Cyborg · Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III · Phantasm · Slaughter High · Rats: Night of Terror · Left Behind III: World at War · Please Don't Touch Me · 1983 in Film · Getting it On & My Tutor · Deadly Force & The Big Score · Skullduggery & Sledgehammer · Journey to Hell · The Shining Miniseries · Saw II · The Exorcist · The Omen · Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey · Sesame Street: Don't Eat the Pictures · Amityville Thanksgiving · Freddy's Fridays · Rubik the Amazing Cube's Christmas · Black Santa · Colby's Clubhouse Christmas · The Monster's Christmas · A Special Sesame Street Christmas
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2024:
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Terror Train · It's Alive · It's Alive 2: It Lives Again · It's Alive III: Island of the Alive · Road House · Dune · Damien: Omen II · It's Alive (2009) · A Very Unlucky Leprechaun · April Fool's Day: 2008 Remake · Easter Bunny Massacre
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Specials:
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Caligula Gag Reel · The Cinema Snob Movie Announcement · The Cinema Snob Goes Hollywood · The Best Horror Films of the Decade · The 10 Best Cinema Snob Moments of 2010 · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2011 · A Scene from The Cinema Snob Movie · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2012 · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2013 · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2014 · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2015 · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2016 · The Top 10 Cinema Snob Moments of 2017 · Pierre Kirby Week · Cinema Snob Legends: David A.R. White Interview · The Worst Films of the Decade
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Crossovers:
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Leprechaun · Tromeo and Juliet · Myra Breckinridge · That Darn Cat (1997) · Cats
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